#it won’t happen but it would be funny

[b-e-e-h-o-p]

Ok I know we’ve thought about rook flirting with solasmanced inky just to piss off solas but hear me out…

EVERYONE FLIRTS WITH INKY TO PISS OFF SOLAS

[aprill-99]

I know everyone would like to see the entire Crescent City gang to be friends and get in to mischief with the ACOTAR gang, but picture this:

Rhys the instantaneous Dad Friend TM.

Think about it, he’s been a Dad for about 6 months by the time Bryce drops in. This is an instinct driven guy with a large history of Adopting people with high over levels and skill sets. Dad Mode in him has been activated and that is not a train I see slowing down in the face of a large collection of people with incredible power and shaky familial structures.

I’m just picturing…..

Feyre: *comes home from art class. There’s a werewolf on her rug, a stranger trying to explain the workings of a magic glowing box, and Lucien is drinking toasts with Bryce, a man who looks shockingly like Rhys with different hair, and a total stranger about how much the Autumn King sucks. They might be talking about two different people and it does not seem matter. Cassian is harassing a guy with feather wings by following him around with a tape measure.”

Feyre: “Hello….. people who do not live here…. Rhys?”

Rhys: “Darling, I really only meant to keep one of them, but it turns out Bryce has a brother and her mate, and her brother only came if I brought the full four pack. And Bryce’s mate has a merman friend. And they’re so young and their dad is the worst so…”

Feyre: “None of them have families?”

Rhys: “Not good ones. The parents around can have their kids back when they learn to suck less.”

Bryce: “I tried telling him I already had good parents, but I don’t think it mattered. He just said ‘there’s plenty of room for them to visit whenever they want for as long as they want’ and brought everybody here after the jail break.”

Ruhn: *very drunk* “Mom!” *hugs her*

Feyre: *patting his back* “Uhm…. Okay. How old are you again?”

Ruhn: *still hugging* “seventy-five.”

Rhys: *cries* “So young…..”

Feyre: *still patting because Ruhn is crying and she is also Mom Friend* “What was that about a merman?”

*Tharion erupts out of the Sidra with an army of pet otters*

Feyre: “….. Okay.”

[azuronel]

my predictions for the end of book 7

EDIT: part two here

[doctorsiren]

I loved your headcannons about inukawa, reigen and reigens sister and I would really like to see what you think would happen if mob and reigens sister met and I was wondering if you could possibly draw them :D

hello yes I accidentally made a comic after seeing this ask yesterday 😁 bro psychoanalyzed her 😨

[jalluzas-ferney]

You know how Morro only knew the ninja with their “old designs”?

imagine if he said smth vague ab them looking different or grown and stuff lol

[anotheraverageairbreather]

Now that the main GSNK ships are finally seeing some progress (Waka knows Seo is Lorelei, Kashima and Hori Kiss, Nozaki realizing his feelings, Ryousuke and Miyako are together, etc), does anyone think Mayu and Mikorin have a shot at being canon??? I mean they’re relationship is absolutely set up in a way that is COULD happen plot wise, and the Manga is fruitier than a Jamba Juice, but they’ve been given so much less attention than the other ships ( that could also be because Mayu isn’t like a member of the main cast tho???) idk my hopes aren’t HIGH per se, but I feel like there’s a non zero chance! Like I’m sitting at a solid 7%

[wikitpowers]

ik this will never happen but imagine if cassie paid homage to the iconic coa kiss scene by making the seelie queen ask ty about the kiss he most desires on a quest and kit panics and convinces himself it’s gonna be anush, but then ty turns to him and kisses the living daylights out of him and kit’s like so fucking confused :’)

[shaykai]

You know what would be hilarious in a messed up kinda way?

If we get a Deltarune chapter where Asriel gets to be in the darkner world, but instead of getting a cool outfit like everyone else, he gets to be a flower

[fierykitten2]

Never mind, Steel is Jirachi (a much better choice imo)

We only have three types left for Project VOLTAGE - Fighting, Dragon and Steel

I just want to say I will be disappointed but not surprised if Fighting isn’t Iron Valiant (I’m fucking obsessed I swear. I’m honestly surprised I haven’t decided it’s better than Meowscarada and Ceruledge yet. To be fair, I do consider it to be the second best Pokémon which is still an honour). For some reason I think it’ll most likely be either Medicham or Meinshao

Dragon? Idk, bit surprised Altaria (and to a lesser extent Flygon) wasn’t Dragon. Why am I thinking about Salamence?

Steel will definitely be Bronzong let’s be honest

[andthesunwillalwaysshine]

FUCK IF THE TOUCHED SPEECH MADE MY HEART COMBUST THEN WHAT DID THE END OF DAYS ONE DO ???? such a perfect whole scene with the comedic greeting to the awkwardness to buffy basically calling him an idiot in 3 different ways (and using one of his made up words back at him) and then actually being real with spike and telling him their moment wasn’t just nothing but meaningful to her to spike telling her it was the best night of his life (twice he says this) and how he finally felt close to someone (and to her) and he is terrified (because he has loved her for so long and is used to it going nowhere and doesn’t want to push her after what he did) to buffy reassuring him he doesn’t have to be terrified to them actually starting the first real convo about THEM 

this scene is full of love but it rips my heart out and it is so angsty still because with the big battle incoming neither one of them knows who will end up alive after this (if they win) and if they will be both be alive after this  AND BUFFY’S FACE IN THE END (AND WHILE LISTENING TO SPIKE AND HER SOFT ’’SPIKE’’ WHEN SPIKE SAYS HE CAN’T DO THIS BEFORE OPENING UP TO HER)

[moonshynecybin]

vale dj clips always wonderful i think he SHOULD be the podium dj in valencia purely because it would be the most horrendously awkward thing ive ever seen in my life if the top three are anything less than 100% pure grade A italian meatballs

[bury-me-at-waffle-house]

nico rosberg has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

[the-meme-monarch]

"yeah I know you've been telling me you're in pain like every day bc of your cavity but here's a video of someone else who got their wisdom teeth removed and is panicking from the the anesthesia and ‘acting stupid’. I have greatly implied up to this point that I don't want you to get anesthesia or to not remove the teeth at all”

[remcocoa]

imagine if he ended up at jayco

[hydriadd]

I think the funniest thing that could happen in this prison arc is that one of the medics at the prison help heal phil’s wings enough for him to fly and he just gets a lasso and one by one helps people get out purgatory style

[dykesynthezoid]

It’s been one (1) day and I’ve already seen the fact that Kamala Harris’s husband is (((Jewish))) brought up multiple times, so that’s gonna be a fun thing to deal with for the next four months and potentially another 4-8 years after that