#it was mox wasn't it

[elitehoe]

Which one of the BCC members hurt Nick Jackson??

[voidartisan]

can't wait for the tbb finale in which omega walks out of tantiss with a bunch of force-sensitive children like "these are my friends :D" and hunter briefly becomes a single father of eight

[moxtoons]

Merry Christmas! 🎄💛

Reblogs are appreciated please don't repost

[basil-the-scorned]

Love's gonna get you killed, but pride's gonna be the death of you...

@sheinthatfandom

screams in All Out aftermath 3 days later and all my mind can think about is Hangman's reaction after the match and THIS.

It caught me completely off guard, and I can't wait until Wednesday for it!

(on a side note, I did my damnest to edit around the bag suffocation, but I'm still labeling it with choking warnings)

[faggotmox]

marina catching mox, rolling him out of the ring to safety, & carrying him up the ramp was just... *denzel crocker freak out* just let me just let me be normal for a second guys

[deathjitsus]

they put kenny on a wrestledream poster ?

[scarskelly]

Here's a throwback to YL Uemura panicking while Mox is being Mox.

[samixayn]

god damn

[byberbunk2069]

Not cute! This is not her natural environment! She is not meant to be a cloakroom attendant! She needs to be on the streets beating up johns and gangoons!

[eehprom]

ok what the actual fuck, I cut my finger while I was shaving in the shower and I almost fainted , my body really tried to nope me out of the situation. it didn't even hurt that much ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[sevenciircles]

anonymous asked: ✘ moxxie - are you sure??? Your thighs look chunky.

5/10 honest asks remaining.

"I am QUITE sure!"

[mightiermarvel]

Had a dream in which Hangman had a Garfield outfit.

Like his jeans were covered in Garfield patches and his shirt had the cowboy Garfield meme on it.

[moxtoons]

Ok so since papa D made Devil but Stickler raise him has Devil ever accidentally called stickler dad in a way?

OKAY SO;

This is actually a scene I wrote and then cut out for a couple reasons, but Devil has called Stickler dad twice. Once is this accidental tired mumbling. Stickler hears it, but never brings it up to little Devil, the next time is going to be in the comic, but you'll have to wait for that!

[puppiedogs]

#mox is showing yuta his beating heart and hoping it doesn't backfire on him #mox is sacrificing himself because last time. last time he didn't know that was an option (and it probably wouldn't have worked)

sorry i cant stop thinking about how danielson is the zen hippie and mox is the mean deathmatch guy but danielson physically punishes yuta for losing while mox willingly forfeited a match to protect yuta

[warblogs17282]

Look, I like reading Stolago fanfics and all that, but I'd be lying if I said that Stolago shippers don't come out with some of the worst takes I've ever seen in regards to Stolitz, so allow me to weigh in my opinion on this.

Short Answer: Stolago would not work in canon.

Long Answer:

Point 1: The 'is Stolago an incest ship' debate.

We don't know. It's implied that Paimon has given birth to a lot of children and can change animal forms, making it very possible that Stolago is an incest ship, but at the same time, that doesn't automatically mean that Vassago is biologically related to Stolas, so I can't make a judgement on this point until we know more about Vassago's character.

Point 2: But Stolas went with the BTB guy!

Pay close attention to Stolas and Blitz after the BTB guy asks Stolas to dance with him, notice how Stolas was basically silently asking Blitz for permission to dance with the BTB guy, and Blitz also silently gives permission for Stolas to dance with the BTB guy. So it's not like Stolas just went 'oh cool this guy wants me, fuck you Blitz I'm fucking dancing', and that silent act of asking for permission proves my point.

Also, Stolas was very drunk during this section, and we know people who are drunk don't tend to think very clearly, so I really cannot blame Stolas for having that dance with the BTB guy, especially when we factor in the cocktail of everything being emotionally heavy for Stolas, and Stolas generally feeling alone and isolated during most of the party.

Plus, Stolas has no history with the BTB guy at all, so even if it does turn into a one night stand for Stolas, there's not gonna be much emotional connection between them. One of the main reasons Stolas fell for Blitz like he did is because of their shared history, all those years ago at the circus.

What was the point of me mentioning all of this exactly? The point is that Stolas and Vassago also have no shared history with each other to what we know, plus, Stolas quite literally says in s2 e1 "my first ever friend!". Plus, it expresses my dislike of the 'Vassago could be a rebound for Stolas' that I've seen float around a few times.

Point 3: Stolas has moved on/will move on from Blitz.

Ah yes, this Stolas?

The same Stolas that silently asked Blitz for permission to go dance with the BTB guy?

"would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now."

"Seeing you right now is hard!"

Notice the phrase of "right now" that's used twice?

Stolas at no point said he never wanted to talk to Blitz again, only that he wasn't comfortable with doing so right now, because the emotions associated with that night are still very heavy and hard to process for Stolas.

This fact is further backed up by the fact that Stolas never blocked Blitz's phone number.

one more, this Stolas? for the car trip home.

Point 4: "Blitz is just an asshole who feels no remorse for the things he's done to others."

I could dive deep into Blitz's character to disprove this point, but I'll let the examples do the talking for me.

Moxxie: Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?

Blitzo: ...Not really.

Moxxie: I remember. You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but... you said that because I needed it... And it helped.

Blitzo: Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for... me, because, y'know, my opinion is correct, but just... keep doing a good job. 'Kay? You shoot 'n kill good, you escape things easy... you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, aaaand don't expect any more compliments; I'm maxed out.

Moxxie: Thank you, sir.

Blitzo: You know my name... Use it.

Moxxie: Thanks, Blitzo.

This Blitz?

This Blitz?

This Blitz?

THIS BLITZ??????

There's plenty of other examples I could put here, but I'll leave it here.

Point 5: "Blitz will just move on eventually."

Do you all seriously think that Blitz saying "your boring as fuck monogamy" wasn't foreshadowing Stolitz happening?

The Blitz that's angry that the BTB guy is 'stealing' Stolas?

The Blitz that admits the only person he actually wanted to sorry to was Stolas?

The Blitz that lets Stolas dance with the BTB guy without causing much of a scene, despite how much it hurt him to do so?

Plus, not to mention all the times in the past where it's been shown that Blitz cares for Stolas, including his wellbeing.

Point 6: "Stolitz has no chemistry"

I'm not even gonna bother covering this point, you clearly haven't been paying any attention to the show at all if you unironically think that Stolitz has no chemistry.

Point 7: "What about a love triangle?"

lost-romantique has already made two great posts on the matter, go check that post out.

Finally, I'd like to briefly talk about how Stolago being canon would undermine the plot of helluva boss by quite a bit.

Stolitz is one of the key relationships in the show, and the show revolves around Blitz, including his relationships, so naturally Stolitz is one of the key things for Blitz's character growth, so ending Stolitz for Stolago permanently would stunt Blitz's character growth quite significantly, undermining the plot of the show as a result.

Not to mention it'd also undermine Stolas' character growth as well, considering one of the main things that Stolas needs to work on is the classism, and rebounding to another prince won't help with Stolas unlearning his biases and such, overall making Stolago a rather bad idea for the plot as well.

Plus, even if Stolago was to become canon, it most likely isn't lasting more than an episode anyways, because this scene in the trailer could imply to us that Stolitz is getting a new beginning.

Another thing is that we know nothing about Vassago at the moment, and the things we can imply about him in regards to his title of prince points more to Vassago being a support figure/friend for Stolas (something Stolas badly needs atm) rather than a rebound for Stolas.

I will repeat, I enjoy Stolago in fanfiction and such, but can you all at least admit it's a bad idea in canon and to stop hating on Blitz so much and accept both Stolas and Blitz for the fact that they're both lovable and flawed characters please?

[chaifootsteps]

Millie really claims with her whole chest that Blitz has always respected her like he wasn't that same piece of shit who told Moxxie to "Listen to your hoe-" while Millie was standing next to both of them in season one. Millie, he may mock and push Moxxie's boundaries more than you because he wants Mox to learn to stand up for himself, but Blitz doesn't even respect your own gender, let alone the fact you have a name.

He also threatened to hit her in front of her dad and threatened to rape both her and Moxxie. Yeah, that's real best friend material.