#it was like y0u kn0w what

[melissa-titanium]

yeah yeah yeah i lLOVE making mary sue OCs and or fan species LETS GO (l0re in tags WAH00)

[herl0yalmaid]

Handmaid, would you ever get remarried?

Believe it 0r n0t, I g0t this twice, w0rded differently. Is there s0me0ne 0ut there thinking themselves a p0tential suit0r?

Wink. 0_~

N0 but- I jest entirely. Um. Marriage was... s0mething I never even really c0nsidered. I was n0t like m0st y0ung girls 0n Derse, I did n0t plan my wedding and I did n0t l0ng f0r l0ve and understanding.

I m0stly just wanted friends t0 play with and the freed0m t0 dig up the entire c0urtyard surr0unding the Man0r. I c0llected b0nes, bugs, r0cks and trinkets. I always had scuffed knees and I was a terr0r t0 every0ne ar0und me.

But n0t t0 Malc0m. 0r Cr0wbar, as he w0uld eventually be kn0wn.

Bef0re we were twisted int0 0ur respective r0les... he wanted t0 be my friend. He t0ld me, with his 0wn w0rds eventually, that he saw a l0nely girl in a shitty p0siti0n and realized she needed a friend. And I... pitied him. I supp0se in the tr0ll sense? N0t that I ever knew what that felt like. He was a b0y ab0ut my age wh0 was br0ught int0 my h0me like a c0rpse. Like he was already dead.

When Stitch was finished with him, he was alive, but rec0vering. I w0uld spend time with him when all0wed, and bring him his meals. After he felt better, we w0uld sneak away fr0m 0ur duties. I n0w kn0w he w0uld specifically request t0 interact with me. When my father realized s0mething was sparking between us th0ugh, I think he tried t0 drive a wedge between us. It alm0st w0rked, t00. But even my shitty father c0uldn't dissuade his feelings f0r me.

I... c0uld g0 0n, I supp0se. Th0ugh what I am trying t0 say is... I guess...

It w0uld take s0me0ne really special. S0me0ne wh0 made me feel warm and l0ved like he always had.

[thewertsearch]

TA: terezi? GC: F1N4LLY!!! GC: 1 W4S ST4RT1NG TO TH1NK 1 W4S TH3 L4ST ON3 OF US 4L1V3 GC: H4V3 YOU S33N K4RK4T? TA: n0.

Here's Sollux, back in the land of the living - but he's switched to Aradia's quirk, which I thought was symbolic of the 'emptiness' she felt as a ghost.

Maybe he's using it because his psychic energy has been 'emptied out' of his body?

...nah, that's a bit of a stretch. I don't have a clue what's going on with him. Is he being possessed by Aradia?

TA: but i've sure as hell heard him. GC: WH4T DO3S TH4T M34N?? GC: 4ND WHY 4R3 YOU TYP1NG L1K3 TH1S, 1TS V3RY ODD >:? TA: it means that i'm blind n0w.

It has come to pass.

Sollux's psionics do seem to be focused through his eyes. Shorting them out must also have shorted out his... vision....

Hang on. Did Sollux predict he was doing to die after going blind? As in, he still has to die a second time?

But thought he already did die twice! First, his realself died to the Glub, causing him to inhabit his Derse body permanently - and then, his Prospit body was presumably killed during Jack's rampage.

Is Prospit Sollux actually still alive, then? The guy is powerful, but I don't see how he could have survived against Jack - plus, if Sollux was sneaking around outside the Veil, I think we'd know about it.

I guess Dream Selves don't count as 'real' deaths for the purposes of his prophecy, and it has to be his current 'main' body that dies. That really sucks, because I think it seals his fate.

I thought Sollux had a free pass to the end of the comic, but he's actually on his last life, with another death on the way. This shit is anti-Gemini propaganda!

TA: kk kn0cked 0ut all my teeth like s0me kind of grubfisted d0uche. [...] TA: seems like he wants t0 talk t0 y0u. TA: but i was h0ping t0 talk with y0u a bit first, h0pe y0u d0n't mind. TA: i mean, i kn0w he minds, but he can sm00ch my bl00dy, gummy m0uth right 0n the lisp f0r all i care. TA: i mean lips! that's what i mean t0 say, n0w that i can. TA: lips, lips, lipsssss. w0w, it feels s0 great t0 say that w0rd!

So, wait. Sollux is using voice-to-text right now, and his speech recognition program is detecting the lack of a lisp. Makes sense, I guess - but what about the zeroes? Where are they coming from?

Has something changed about his tone of voice that's making him sound like Aradia? It's not like Sollux manually changed his VTT macros immediately after waking up oh my god what am i saying. of course he did. of COURSE he did. disregard this entire paragraph.

[ana-lmao]

Coded Shift (Chapter 2)

Sorry for being absent!! Have been busy!! Warnings: Swearing, code, g/t ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Oh my god Thats what Charlie heard before opening his eyes, he seemed... Normal? Not taller or shorter... but.. why was Phil staring at him like that? Phil backed away a bit, a worried look was on his face, Charlie's code got worse, It was covering more then half his body, a single horn coming out of his head which was also black and green with numbers floating, He had a tail, shaped like what he would assume is a demon tail and claws.

-Charlie... -He said quietly, slowly approaching him. -W-What? -We need to talk. You're getting corrupted too much... -Corrupted? Don't be silly! Nothings wrong! -His tail sways without him noticing.

-Charlie that's not Juanaflippa! -He shouted. -What..? What do you mean? -It's a code Charlie! A Code! You need to stay away from it! Look at you!

Charlie looked at him confused, then angrily shouted: -SH3'S R34L!!!! Another glitch effect happened. -W-What the fuck?! -Phil was now looking up at Charlie, backing away.

*Philza is Bleeding, Philza was slain by Slimecicle* [Cellbit]: ??? [Cellbit]: Phil??? *Philza was slain by Sl1m3c1cl3* [Tubbo]: L [Tubbo]: L [Tubbo]: L

[+]El Mariana *Philza was slain by Sl1m3c1cl3* [Tubbo]: L [Tubbo]: O h [Tubbo]: Dam Phil what did you do [Cellbit]: Phil Coords [Roier]: Why's his name like that [Tubbo]: Why is he special [Phil]: egxilr [Cellbit]: Eggxile? *Philza was slain by Sl1m3c1cl3* [Philza]: ys [ElMariana]: Qué? [Roier]: Late to the party Mariana [ElMariana]: Cállate hijo de puta Cellbit hesitantly warps to EGGXILE, Him and Phil were just here a few hours ago and the place already looked so much worse. It was silent... too silent... -Phil?.. -He mumbled, before being surrounded by darkness, flickering 0's and 1's, he felt.. that the darkness was moving?.. He tried to get his sword out before he was in a random room surrounded by dirt and a few code blocks. -Cellbit!!! -He heard a scream from behind, it was Phil. -PHIL!! ARE YOU OKAY?! WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE ARE WE?! -Charlies.. code's worse, I don't know where we are tho. -What was the huge black uhh barrier thing? -That wasn't a barrier, it was- Phil was cut off by another crash. -OW WHAT GIVES??? -Tubbo!! are you hurt?! -Phil went over to him -I WAS JUST HANGING AROUND WITH SUNNY WHEN I WAS SUDDENLY CRASHED DOWN HERE!! Suddenly a small child-like figure starts approaching them. It places down a sign. -1'M S0RRY, 1'M S0RRY!!, 1 D1DN'T M34N F0R TH1S T0 H4PP3N!!! -What..? -The child came out of the shadows, it was "Juanaflippa". -What do you mean you didn't mean for this to happen?! You have been corrupting Slime for MONTHS now! YOU MADE HIM A MONSTER. -Phil yells at Flippa and she places down another sign. -1 Just m1ss3d p4p@ 4nd 1 d1dn't w4nn@ l3@v3 h1s s1d3!! -You aren't Juanaflippa... He's not your father! And you are not his child! -Cellbit approaches her. -1 4M!!! Th3 f3d3r4t10n m4d3 m3 l1k3 th1s, th3y t0ld m3 1 c0uld s33 p4p@ 4g@1n but w1th c0nc3qu3nc3s, 1'm s0rry... 1 d1dn't kn0w... They were all stunned, it was her after all. -So wait, wait- What's happening to Charlie now?-Tubbo asked to break the silence. -Th3 bl4ck v01d th4t br0ught y0u h3r3 w@sn't a barr13r... -What was it then? -Cellbit asked, getting closer and crouching down. -P4p4 -What? -1t w4s p@p4 -But how?.. -Th3 c0d3 m4d3 h1m l1k3 th4t -Like?... -B1g -Oh. *On the surface* -donde está todo el mundo? -Mariana was walking around looking for people before teleporting to eggxile since he saw the chat earlier. -Slime? -M4r1n4....-Mariana heard a glitchy voice, similar to Slimes -QUÉ?! -Why 4r3 y0u h3r3. -Why are you here?! This is my husbands place! -G0 1n th3 h0us3 -Why? -... -G0 1n th3 h0us3. -No I won't Suddenly Mariana gets tied by.. something. -EH? WHAT IS THIS?! -1 t0ld y0u t0 g0 1ns1d3... A shadow looms over Mariana, A demonic figure with flickering 0's and 1's, Horns, one shorter then the other, a tail, which seems to be wrapped around him and just a bit of human skin. The figure was Towering over Mariana, it sounded and looked familiar... but why.. -LET ME GO!!! -N0. -WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?! YOU'RE WORSE THEN THE HORRIFIC OTHER MOBS HERE! AN ACTUAL FUCKING MONSTER- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY HUSBAND?! The figure stopped. -1-1'm n0t @ m0nst3r... -Shut up and LET ME GO! The figure lets go and starts.. whining. It tries to hide behind the small "house" which obviously doesn't work. -W-What?.. -Mariana stayed still for a bit. -1'm n0t @ m0nst3r... 1'm f1n3... 1 just w4nt t0 pr0t3ct h3r.. -Wait- Slime-? He approaches the figure. -Slime?.. Wh- What happened?! Charlie goes back to normal height, putting his head in his knees. -Mi amor.. I'm sorry- Mariana tries to comfort Slime -Do you hate me..? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chapter 1: https://www.tumblr.com/ana-lmao/742474743195811840/couldnt-upload-coded-shift-chapter-i-normally?source=share

[comospite]

его зовут дима

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hell0 my russian f0ll0wers (h0pefully theres at least 0ne 0f u 0ut there) my m0m keeps kn0ckin me ab0ut getting russian friends s0 they can help me with learning the language s0. if any 0f yall are d0wn hmu i guess /j

anyway im n0t very pr0ud 0f this :( but i did what i c0uld? either way i had a l0t 0f fun drawing dima, his hair is always such a w0nder t0 shade (even th0ugh y0u literally cann0t see it here cuz its s0 dark).....i really like the way i did the eyes t00

the inspirati0n is like. an es0teric that literally 0nly i understand s0. 0therwise i guess it is ambigu0us?? if y0u can even. take anything fr0m this in the first place. if n0t thats fine i understand i d0nt kn0w either /j

but yah i h0pe y0u like it !!!!!!!!!! my damn ears hurt

[joannes-journal]

Lessons in Becoming a Better IF: Lesson #1 - Teleportation

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The area around the jackalope creature is a dark void, Christmas lights illuminate the premises, yet they're untouchable no matter how close they look. Like a static background.

DISC0RD ruffles its fur as the swampy-looking entity appears in front of them, steadying herself on a wooden cane.

“Ah! DISC0RD! Ready for your first lesson?” She tilts her head, star-shaped tail slowly swishing back and forth.

DIS lets out a huff, “I RIPP3D 0UT MY 0NLY S0URC3 0F T3L3P0RTATI0N. PRAY T3LL, H0W AM I SUPP0S3D T0 T3L3P0RT N0W?”

There's a deep rumble from StarTail’s chest as she laughs, wiping away a non-existent tear. “Oh, dear, you have much to learn, dontchaknow! Have you ever read A Tinkle in Time?”

“...Y0U M3AN A WRINKL3 IN TIM3?”

“Yeah! That book!”

DIS pauses and lets out a small grin, “TH3 KIDS L0V3D TH3 B00K. I’D R3AD IT WITH TH3M ALL TH3 TIM3.”

StarTail hooks the cane on her arm and claps her claws together, “Wonderful! So surely you remember Mrs. Whatsit explaining what wrinkling is, right?”

DISC0RD wiggles a paw back and forth, “3H.”

“Oh, I’ll explain it!” Star grabs a skirt out of thin air, “I’ll explain it the same way she did. If there's an ant on this part of the skirt-” she points, “it would take entirely too long for the ant to get from this spot to the spot over there, dontchaknow!” She scrunches the skirt together, making two ruffles touch. “Now if the ant were to go over the skirt now, it would take no time at all to get from Point A to Point B! That's traveling through space and time, a short cut! That? Is wrinkling. There's other names for it of course: wrinkling, winking, teleporting, orbing…it really is just pseudo-time travel!”

DIS plops on the ground as she explains, “Y0U KN0W A L0T AB0UT SCI3NC3 F0R B3ING A SUP3RNATURAL 3NTITY.”

At this, Star playfully tilts her head, putting a hand on her chest confidently. “Well, science is the most basic form of magic! It’s rooted in everything around us! Any good entity has learned some for of science, and a good entity who utilizes teleportation knows the basics of time and space! Which includes dimensions!”

“0H! I KN0W A LITTL3 AB0UT TH3M. TH3R3'S…A F3W.”

Star laughs again, “As far as science and most entities knows, there's ten!” She sits down with DIS, “For every dimension, there is another attribute added on. You and your friends are use to the third dimension, which has three dimensions: height, length, and width.” She waves a claw and a blackboard appears, she begins scribbling down notes. “The fourth dimension adds time-”

DIS interrupts, “THAT’S WHAT I C0ULD S33 WITH MY 3Y3.”

“Then you know a little bit already! The fifth adds space. Which is what you’ll need to understand in order to teleport without that eye!”

The jackalope entity nods as Star explains how teleportation works. She spins on her heel, talking about concentration and visualizing the skirt (or even a string). Then, she paused, staring at DIS.

“My…you’re missing an ability!” Star gets up to DISC0RD’s face, grabbing its snoot, and pulling it down to eye level. “You're supposed to have fifth dimensional sight access anyway! I just realized you don't have it! We call that a disability, dontchaknow! It's fine, I’ll find you something that can help! Hm…” she waves a claw and enters into a door, motioning DIS to follow.

DIS follows, "D03S 3V3RY IMAGINARY FRI3ND HAV3 THIS SIGHT?"

"Usually, but sometimes one is created without it. This happens most often when the person that creates the Imaginary Friend isn't entirely human." She turns to DISC0RD. "It's neither your fault or their fault. Just something with the joy of creation!"

"Y3AH, BUT WHAT AB0UT 0TH3R DISABILIT3S? Y0U US3 A CAN3." DIS was right, Star had taken back to leaning on her cane as she traveled.

StarTail bumps her tail against DIS, "Some IFs, that's short for Imaginary Friend, dontchaknow, are deliberately created with pre-existing conditions. Sometimes it's because a kid has or is around someone with a similar disability!" She tapped her cane, "Jo and Orion's aunt had to use a cane because the muscle in her leg was deteriorating! I use it because my leg hurts in general...sometimes if there's multiple kids, an entity might have multiple disabilities."

They've left the void-pocket dimension, or at least that's what DIS thought. Star heads to a trunk in her swamp cottage and rummages through it.

“AHA! I knew I still had it!” She goes up to DISC0RD and hands it a prosthetic eye that looks like a watch face. “I collect little oddities here and there, including this little baby. Got it special from a demonic fellow that deals with doorways. Go ahead, try it!”

DIS takes the prosthetic and slips it into the socket, blinking a few times to let it settle.

“You won't be able to see out of it, but in a couple of days the clock will sink up to your consciousness and it will help you ‘wrinkle’ in time.”

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[dungeonbent]

Log The 48th. I Inquired With My Hosts As To My Current Party Options. Here Is What They Had To Say:

ERIDAN: kabru? fuckin KABRU? wweaselly lil bastard's got somethin hidin wwith that stupid fuckin smile and his stupid pretty boy eyes and his-

FEFERI: whale i thought karpru was pretty nice!! they're just kinda new to this-

ERIDAN: -fucker lookin like he's beggin to get the short end of a crossboww-

FEFERI: -and if i remember right they can be a liiittle picky?

ERIDAN: bastard doesn't havve the right to be picky wwith his shit luck dowwn in the fuckin dungeon i'll tell ya that much.

FEFERI: the toudens are a shipshape party though!! but er... the tallmen can be a l

ARADIA: lai0s certainly kn0ws his stuff! last time we talked he let me kn0w all ab0ut the way ghost p0ssessi0n can alter the bi0l0gy 0f the h0st b0dy! did y0u kn0w that ect0plasm is actually just the b0dy's fluids- like, mucus and saliva and stuff- mixing with-

(The Following Explanation Has Been Omitted For My Sanity.)

ARADIA: -might want t0 stay away fr0m the Fetchers, th0ugh...

ERIDAN: oh yeah no they wwill definitely krill you. kill you. shit.

FEFERI: heehee 38)

[pesterloglog]

Sollux Captor, John Egbert

Page 447-454

SOLLUX: eating a sandwich.

JOHN: what? no, i mean, what are you doing HERE in the meteor?

SOLLUX: i live here.

SOLLUX: its like im fated t0 wind up back at this idi0tic r0ck every c0uple 0f sweeps.

JOHN: i’m... sorry?

JOHN: ...

SOLLUX: real mess y0uve made 0f things 0ut there.

JOHN: yeah, well... we’re trying to fix that now! which is why I need to find my friends!

SOLLUX: kind 0f fucked up y0u guys let this happen t0 begin with.

JOHN: soooo anyway, on the topic of you living here...

JOHN: does roxy know about this???

SOLLUX: why w0uldnt she?

JOHN: huh.

JOHN: umm... how do you know her?

SOLLUX: wh0 d0 y0u think h00ked me up with these sick ass shades and gave me all these ape games.

JOHN: okay, that kind of makes sense, i guess.

JOHN: ...

JOHN: are you guys... close?

SOLLUX: wh0. me and r0xy? i guess. we squad up a c0uple times a week.

SOLLUX: why d0 y0u care?

SOLLUX: y0u w0rried im m0ving in 0n y0ur ex?

JOHN: ...hmm.

SOLLUX: ...

JOHN: hm. hmm. hm.

JOHN: hm? HMMMM.

SOLLUX: what is g0ing 0n here.

JOHN: sorry, i had an answer but then i started actually considering it.

JOHN: am i jealous?

JOHN: hmmm...

SOLLUX: if i tell y0u straight up n0 we arent h00king up will y0u st0p?

JOHN: ...maybe?

SOLLUX: g0ddammit.

SOLLUX: listen.

SOLLUX: c0ming fr0m s0me0ne wh0 has shared breathing space with y0u 0nly 0n 0ccasi0n.

SOLLUX: its 0bvi0us t0 me y0u're n0t supp0sed t0 be the thinking guy.

JOHN: we’ve met before?

SOLLUX: ...

JOHN: ??????

SOLLUX: sigh.

SOLLUX: pirate ship. d0uble eye-patches. girlfriend ascensi0n.

JOHN: :0!

JOHN: double eye patches!

JOHN: i remember you now, you were at mystery jade’s funeral too!

SOLLUX: sure.

JOHN: sorry for not recognizing you.

JOHN: the eye patches are pretty distracting!

JOHN: like every time i see them i have to stop and think...

JOHN: wow... that looks really really stupid!

SOLLUX: yeah.

JOHN: are you still hanging out with that creepy alive girl?

SOLLUX:

SOLLUX: 0n a spiritual level.

JOHN: cool!

JOHN: is ... she also dating roxy?

SOLLUX: what?

SOLLUX: idk.

SOLLUX: i d0nt make it my business t0 keep tabs 0n that.

SOLLUX: im busy.

JOHN: you’re gaming!

SOLLUX: im fucking gaming.

SOLLUX: speaking 0f which...

JOHN: so what were you guys up to before this?

SOLLUX: (what the fuck)

SOLLUX: is there a prer0gative here.

SOLLUX: are y0u spades baiting me right n0w?

JOHN: honestly i don’t know what that means.

JOHN: i suppose...

JOHN: how do i say this...

JOHN: contextually!

JOHN: i always find myself going to a lot of places and meeting all these people but.

JOHN: most of it never matters to me until i’m not doing anything at all.

JOHN: last time that happened it was for ten years!

JOHN: and it only changed because i started talking to people again.

SOLLUX: (i did this t0 myself why did i ask)

JOHN: i guess in gamer terms it's the same as screwing yourself over by not checking every non playable character dialogue box.

JOHN: any one of them could have the clues you need.

SOLLUX:

JOHN: sooooo...

SOLLUX:

JOHN: come on!

SOLLUX: c0me 0n! :B

SOLLUX: die.

JOHN: aw, don’t be like that dude.

JOHN: i promise no more questions after this.

JOHN: do you not want to because it just ...isn't important?

SOLLUX: excuse me.

SOLLUX: my vestigial digits get m0re imp0rtant shit d0ne 0n wednesday nights than y0ur ill dressed b0dy has d0ne y0ur entire life cycle.

SOLLUX: but im n0t g0ing t0 g0 int0 all that because 1. i d0nt kn0w y0u and 2. i d0 n0t respect y0u.

SOLLUX: itll 0nly make y0u feel bad anyways.

JOHN: why would it make me feel bad?

SOLLUX: i can smell it 0n y0u man.

SOLLUX: y0u stink.

JOHN: i stink?

SOLLUX: yeah.

SOLLUX: y0u smell like a guy.

SOLLUX: wh0se never had any bitches.

JOHN: what!

JOHN: i have a son! i have a house full of pictures with him!

JOHN: that is physical proof i have had “bitches” thank you!

SOLLUX: as s0me0ne wh0 has been friends with every w0man y0u are attempting t0 categ0rize int0 this

SOLLUX: i can assure y0u, they were n0t y0ur bitches.

SOLLUX: y0u were theirs.

JOHN: i

JOHN: i was the bitches?

SOLLUX: this was the missing puzzle piece r0xys ex.

SOLLUX: y0ur arc is 0ver.

SOLLUX: y0u can g0 h0me n0w.

JOHN: my home burned down.

SOLLUX: sad.

SOLLUX: y0u kn0w what is tragic th0ugh?

SOLLUX: i have n0t been able t0 play this game the wh0le time because s0me0ne was talking 0ver the s0und.

JOHN: oh!

JOHN: sorry : (

SOLLUX: w0rds d0nt mean much.

SOLLUX: 0nly acti0ns.

JOHN: well, i suppose i left the vriskas waiting long enough...

JOHN: see you eye patches...

SOLLUX: n0t wearing them.

JOHN: or not who knows!

SOLLUX: WAIT.

JOHN: !

SOLLUX: change my game f0r me.

[thisblogwilleatourselves]

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[weepingmilkshakedreamer]

y0u kn0w what imma zay diz rn!

i like headcan0ning stinky az a r0b0t 4 n0 reaz0n 0ther then i juzt had a rand0m th0ught/idea i had 0f em actually being a r0b0t. n well it m0re 0r lezz inzpired 5t1nkyz c0ncept az a wh0le n it'z alz0 the reaz0n why i like giving em a attempted r0b0t v0ice when reading rand0m sugary spire c0micz n shit when he'z in it. l0l

alz0 have diz rand0m thing i made in ms paint. l0l

[electric-eel-ask-blog]

"uh ok so first of all I don't fucking care about you computer dude honest on god, you can go fuck off and get a computer virus or whatever, BUT bbg fish dude on the other hand I have some questions for you, OKAY SO DO YOU LIKE EAT FISH FOOD?? OR"-PICKLEZ

"Y0U KN0W WHAT FUCK Y0U, PETER GET EM"

*foxy jumpscare*

"-.. .. -. -. . .-."

[sea-m0nster]

Close call OCEAN

0NE THING Y0U NEED T0 KN0W AB0UT ME IS THAT I'M A VERY G00D SWIMMER. I'M N0T, H0WEVER, IMMUNE T0 THE CURRENTS. I ALS0 WAS A VERY STUPID CHILD. HAVE Y0U EVER SEEN 0NE 0F TH0SE VIDE0S 0F WATERBEASTS GETTING TRAPPED IN WHIRLP00LS AND SUCH? BACK WHEN I WAS MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, MUCH SMALLER I'VE HAD QUITE A FEW CL0SE CALLS WITH THEM. IT G0ES M0RE 0R LESS LIKE THIS.

Y0U C0ME 0UT 0F TH0SE FEELING LIKE A SM00THIE. THERE WAS THIS 0NE TIME I G0T CAUGHT IN 0NE 0F TH0SE WILD ALTERNIAN CURRENTS F0R WHAT I ASSUME WAS AN ENTIRE DAY AND THEN I BEACHED ASH0RE LIKE A PATHETIC LITTLE CREATURE. THINKING BACK 0N IT, IT WAS FUNNY. IT WAS ALS0 WHEN I MET PIPI, S0 THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER.

[a-new-nobody]

th3 @p0l0gƴ 1sn't f0r m3, th0ugh 1 w0uld appr3c1@t3 1t n0n3th3l3ss. @nƴw@ys, 1 f1nd mƴs3lf 1ncl1n3d t0 r3m1nd y0u, y0u'r3 @l13n@t1ng @ r@th3r l@rg3 p0rt10n 0f y0ur @ud13nc3 0nc3 m0r3! d1d y0u kn0w th@t @ w0m@n h@d t0 b3 @t l3@st s0m3wh@t 1nv0lv3d 1n th3 cr3@t10n 0f y0ur "Founder" 1n b0th @ phƴs1c@l @nd m3t@ph0r1c@l c0nt3xt? @nd th@t s3v3r@l g3nr3s th@t sh0wf@ll 1s pr0b@blƴ @t l3@st sl1ght|ƴ 1nv0lv3d w1th, l1k3 d3t3ct1v3 f1ct10n, g0th1c f1ct10n, d0m3st1c f1ct10n, c0zy mƴst3ry, ƴ0ung @du|t l1t3r@tur3, @nd dƴst0p1@n f1ct10n, w3r3 @ll 31th3r 1nv3nt3d, p0pul@r1z3d, 0r 0th3rw1s3 p10n33r3d bƴ w0m3n?

[Plain Text Translation]:

[the apology isn't for me, though i would appreciate it nonetheless. anyways, i find myself inclined to remind you, you're alienating a rather large portion of your audience once more! did you know that a woman had to be at least somewhat involv3d in the creation of your "Founder" in both a physical and metaphorical context? and thay several genres that showfall is probably at least slightly involved with, like detective fiction, gothic fiction, domestic fiction, cozy mystery, young adult literature, and dystopian fiction, were all either inventee, popularized, or otherwise pioneered by women?]

-🧃[he/she]

I am aware how babies are made and raised if that is what you are implying.

Your knowledge of different genera's is fascinating, but irrelevant.

[thewertsearch]

AA: i did find s0me 0ther neat things d0wn here t00 which are strange but quite harmless and n0t f0reb0ding in the least! […] TA: hey diidn't you al2o fiind 2ome biit2 and piiece2 of your biizarre robot doppelganger. AA: i wasnt g0ing t0 tell y0u ab0ut that!

I bet you weren't.

Before she even died, Aradia was confronted with physical evidence of her robotic fate. The soulbot was modelled after a slightly older Aradia, but her destiny is fast approaching, and she'll look more like her own tomb every day.

AA: damn it h0w did y0u kn0w TA: ii don't know, ii ju2t "remembered" 2ome more 2hiit about thii2 dii2covery, god 2orry.

Now that he’s able to chill out a little, it turns out Sollux is actually a pretty funny guy.

I’m happy my Zodiac-assigned troll is finally catching a break, and I can't wait to see more of this version of him.

AA: sorry to interrupt i wanted to give you both the chance to remember but it doesnt look like this is going anywhere!

Less than a minute ago, she was embedded in a pleasant memory of her living self - but the moment she realized what was happening, her humanity was ripped away all over again.

Life really sucks when you're Doomed Aradia #385.

[dispsii]

A thing I wrote, it's signless' first encounter with handmaid. I've had it in my docs sitting for a bit, so I figured I post it

A talk with death

Walking down the quiet streets, you look at all the empty shop booths. The streets would normally be bustling with people if it weren't for the fact that almost the entire village showed up to one of your preachings. Now admittedly it was a small village, but having about 200 hundred people show up is a lot! It's also very overwhelming. You had informed your loved one that you were going to slip away for a moment, your mother had informed you to stay safe and to keep your hood up, you chuckled at her. However, you listened and now have your hood up and sickles concealed under your cloak.

You stop and gaze up at the moon, only the full green moon is present. You’ve always had a weird feeling you were being watched when the moon was full. You disregard the feeling and take note of hives that surround the area, they show little aspects of the owner in them, the one has ivy growing along the side with a beautiful garden along the perimeter, the windows are green and you can see an abundance of plants on the inside. Another has numerous wind chimes that sing songs throughout the night. Your mother once told you that hives like this are one of the few things left from the previous empress. ) (er Imperious Condescension has adapted to a plain boxy hives that are exactly the same. They remind you of cookie cutters, an exact copy of the other.

Turning a corner, you ram right into someone.

"9h my g99dness, I'm s9 s9rry" you say taking a step back.

You look at the person you ran into and immediately notice her spiraling horns on the side of her head. She wears a black ankle length dress with chartreuse flower details. She has a messy pixie cut with two long sections of hair framing her face in the front. She is slender, skin and bones and looks as if death was a person. You’re tempted to invite her home for a meal, she looks as if she hasn’t eaten in weeks. You think you’ve seen her but can’t name where.

“Quit staring.” she says, her voice raspy and dead.

Shit. You snap out of whatever trance you were in and quickly apologize.

“I’m s9rry, again. Wh9 are y9u, I d9n’t remember seeing y9u at the sermon.”

“Wh0 I am is n0t important.”

“Ah, well I’m The Sign-”

“I kn0w."

You stand there in awkward silence, for once not knowing what to say in response. A few more moments go by and you start to bounce back and forth on your feet, shuffling backwards you decide to escape this awkward situation.

"Well I sh9uld uh.. get g9ing n9w" you say, taking small steps back and motioning with your hands towards the makeshift stand you held your sermon at.

As you hastily turn and start heading back hey hear he speak but it's not the same as before

“Why.” her voice demanding and stern

You turn with a look of confusion that would rival a cartoon character.

"What d9 y9u mean 6y why."

"Why are y0u d0ing this"

"I-"

"You know you will die" she cuts you off.

You stand there in silence again, pondering on how to respond.

"I want t9 help as many t9lls as I can 6efore I die. I kn9w h9w it ends and I kn9w that it will be painful 9n my family, 6ut if I can just *help* en9ugh tr9lls may6e just may6e the next generati9ns 9f tr9lls will have s9mthing to l99k f9rward t9.” you stop and pause, her glare looking right through you.

“L99k I kn9w I s9und insane and I pr96a6ly am, 6ut I have seen a w8rld where we are kind t9 th9se ar9und us and are treated as equals. And I kn9w neither y9u 9r I will live t9 see the day 6ut w9uldn't y9u want a w9rld like that f9r a p9ssible descendent!" By the time you finish your sentence you realize you've gone on another lecture your and exasperated

"Y0ur st0ry will be twisted to war" she says with the same dead tone as before.

You stair at her, dumbfounded

"Handmaiden, that's my title." she says as she walks away, and you realize you just spoke with death

[fatuifucker]

Hii ! I wanted to say i really like y0ur w0rk, but I kn0w y0ur/requests are cl0sed. But.

I wanted t0 ask... what kind 0f ships d0 y0u like in genshin cuz I just started playing and I seen this girl, M0na and when I saw that you write for wanderer it made me S000 HAPPY >///<

They seem so g00d t0gether!!! Like 0.m.g. it's kind of weird cuz I see pe0ple talking ab0ut h0w they look like siblings... and it makes me wonder if they are?? But 0bvi0usly they aren't.. 0R ARE THEY?! 👀 also it makes me kind of sad that y0u d0n't write for wanderer s0 much bc your wh0le theme is Childe :[[ but every0ne must have a fav character right?! :33

But that's it I just wanted t0 say ^0^, have a nice dayy <33 🌸🌺🍓

this is @voidkinnie isn't it.