#t!cellbit

[ana-lmao]

Coded Shift (Chapter 2)

Sorry for being absent!! Have been busy!! Warnings: Swearing, code, g/t ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Oh my god Thats what Charlie heard before opening his eyes, he seemed... Normal? Not taller or shorter... but.. why was Phil staring at him like that? Phil backed away a bit, a worried look was on his face, Charlie's code got worse, It was covering more then half his body, a single horn coming out of his head which was also black and green with numbers floating, He had a tail, shaped like what he would assume is a demon tail and claws.

-Charlie... -He said quietly, slowly approaching him. -W-What? -We need to talk. You're getting corrupted too much... -Corrupted? Don't be silly! Nothings wrong! -His tail sways without him noticing.

-Charlie that's not Juanaflippa! -He shouted. -What..? What do you mean? -It's a code Charlie! A Code! You need to stay away from it! Look at you!

Charlie looked at him confused, then angrily shouted: -SH3'S R34L!!!! Another glitch effect happened. -W-What the fuck?! -Phil was now looking up at Charlie, backing away.

*Philza is Bleeding, Philza was slain by Slimecicle* [Cellbit]: ??? [Cellbit]: Phil??? *Philza was slain by Sl1m3c1cl3* [Tubbo]: L [Tubbo]: L [Tubbo]: L

[+]El Mariana *Philza was slain by Sl1m3c1cl3* [Tubbo]: L [Tubbo]: O h [Tubbo]: Dam Phil what did you do [Cellbit]: Phil Coords [Roier]: Why's his name like that [Tubbo]: Why is he special [Phil]: egxilr [Cellbit]: Eggxile? *Philza was slain by Sl1m3c1cl3* [Philza]: ys [ElMariana]: Qué? [Roier]: Late to the party Mariana [ElMariana]: Cállate hijo de puta Cellbit hesitantly warps to EGGXILE, Him and Phil were just here a few hours ago and the place already looked so much worse. It was silent... too silent... -Phil?.. -He mumbled, before being surrounded by darkness, flickering 0's and 1's, he felt.. that the darkness was moving?.. He tried to get his sword out before he was in a random room surrounded by dirt and a few code blocks. -Cellbit!!! -He heard a scream from behind, it was Phil. -PHIL!! ARE YOU OKAY?! WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE ARE WE?! -Charlies.. code's worse, I don't know where we are tho. -What was the huge black uhh barrier thing? -That wasn't a barrier, it was- Phil was cut off by another crash. -OW WHAT GIVES??? -Tubbo!! are you hurt?! -Phil went over to him -I WAS JUST HANGING AROUND WITH SUNNY WHEN I WAS SUDDENLY CRASHED DOWN HERE!! Suddenly a small child-like figure starts approaching them. It places down a sign. -1'M S0RRY, 1'M S0RRY!!, 1 D1DN'T M34N F0R TH1S T0 H4PP3N!!! -What..? -The child came out of the shadows, it was "Juanaflippa". -What do you mean you didn't mean for this to happen?! You have been corrupting Slime for MONTHS now! YOU MADE HIM A MONSTER. -Phil yells at Flippa and she places down another sign. -1 Just m1ss3d p4p@ 4nd 1 d1dn't w4nn@ l3@v3 h1s s1d3!! -You aren't Juanaflippa... He's not your father! And you are not his child! -Cellbit approaches her. -1 4M!!! Th3 f3d3r4t10n m4d3 m3 l1k3 th1s, th3y t0ld m3 1 c0uld s33 p4p@ 4g@1n but w1th c0nc3qu3nc3s, 1'm s0rry... 1 d1dn't kn0w... They were all stunned, it was her after all. -So wait, wait- What's happening to Charlie now?-Tubbo asked to break the silence. -Th3 bl4ck v01d th4t br0ught y0u h3r3 w@sn't a barr13r... -What was it then? -Cellbit asked, getting closer and crouching down. -P4p4 -What? -1t w4s p@p4 -But how?.. -Th3 c0d3 m4d3 h1m l1k3 th4t -Like?... -B1g -Oh. *On the surface* -donde está todo el mundo? -Mariana was walking around looking for people before teleporting to eggxile since he saw the chat earlier. -Slime? -M4r1n4....-Mariana heard a glitchy voice, similar to Slimes -QUÉ?! -Why 4r3 y0u h3r3. -Why are you here?! This is my husbands place! -G0 1n th3 h0us3 -Why? -... -G0 1n th3 h0us3. -No I won't Suddenly Mariana gets tied by.. something. -EH? WHAT IS THIS?! -1 t0ld y0u t0 g0 1ns1d3... A shadow looms over Mariana, A demonic figure with flickering 0's and 1's, Horns, one shorter then the other, a tail, which seems to be wrapped around him and just a bit of human skin. The figure was Towering over Mariana, it sounded and looked familiar... but why.. -LET ME GO!!! -N0. -WHAT EVEN ARE YOU?! YOU'RE WORSE THEN THE HORRIFIC OTHER MOBS HERE! AN ACTUAL FUCKING MONSTER- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY HUSBAND?! The figure stopped. -1-1'm n0t @ m0nst3r... -Shut up and LET ME GO! The figure lets go and starts.. whining. It tries to hide behind the small "house" which obviously doesn't work. -W-What?.. -Mariana stayed still for a bit. -1'm n0t @ m0nst3r... 1'm f1n3... 1 just w4nt t0 pr0t3ct h3r.. -Wait- Slime-? He approaches the figure. -Slime?.. Wh- What happened?! Charlie goes back to normal height, putting his head in his knees. -Mi amor.. I'm sorry- Mariana tries to comfort Slime -Do you hate me..? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chapter 1: https://www.tumblr.com/ana-lmao/742474743195811840/couldnt-upload-coded-shift-chapter-i-normally?source=share

[blufox234isadumbname]

they are talking about ttrpgs

[tomfrogisblue]

I just wanna thank cc!Cellbit for fulfilling my personal Wishlist of Fuckery while he was rampaging with Baghera today

Fucking with each member of Fuga Impossível individually ✅️

Searching out Pac specifically with The Voice ✅️

Messing with Ljoga and Malena ✅️

Threatening Natalan ✅️

Generally having fun torturing his friends and strangers alike ✅️

And finally, murdering anyone he wanted ✅️

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3

[nyawaw]

Drawing in paint is really fun!!!

[loverboy-m]

[royalarchivist]

Missa: WTF

Cellbit: [In a reverberating voice] W E L C O M E.

Missa: WHAT

Cellbit: [Still using a reverberating voice] Welcome, to the Order.

Phil: [Cracking up]

Missa: WHY IS HE T-POSING?!

Phil: He had to make an entrance, he had to make an entrance, you know? [Phil sponges Cellbit to remove the rainbow dye] He looks a bit more- he looks a bit more sinister now.

Missa: What is this place?!

Cellbit: This... is the not-so-secret organization against the Federation.

Missa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT SO SECRET" I haven't seen this before! This is my first time- I don't know what to think!

Phil: Sorry Missa, sorry- sorry for bringing you-

Missa: I use Twitter too, I haven't seen this before!

[rainy-day-wizard]

Hello my followers as you may have seen I miss cellbit a normal amount so as an apology for absolutely spamming your dashboards here is a cellbo wip that I’m not gonna finish ._.

[pe0ple3ater]

Anon I forgor to reply under your ask I'm sorry ily I hope you see this.

OKAY. I've been rotating these three in my head for a billion years. I'm very under the influence and it's almost 1am so if there are mistakes no there aren't.

Pac/Cellbit/Roier, pure filth

Pac can't breathe.

The waves of pleasure shooting through his body keep him breathless, squirming against the strong chest behind him. His ears are ringing and every brush of Roier’s hand against his cock has him whimpering broken little sounds into the hot, sex sented air.

"Si, si, very good" Roier mumbles behind him, one hand resting lazily around his neck and the other buried two fingers deep in Pac's cunt "Gathino, you see this is how you play nicely with your toys" Roier says over Pac's shoulder and Pac forces his eyes open to look at Cellbit.

He looks wrecked, eyed wide, and pupils dilated so big that his eyes are nearly black. The thick black collar around his neck and a pair of boxers the only thing he's got on. He whimpers softly, and his eyes drift from locked with Roier’s down to between Pac's legs.

Cellbit honest to god licks his lips. Pac moans and his hips twitch up. Roier laughs behind him, tisks mockingly.

"Oi pendejo, you're supposed to be helping me teach him a lesson," Roier says, pressing his lips against Pac's neck and scraping his teeth against his skin. He pulls his fingers out and lands a harsh slap against Pac's cunt, making the smaller gasp and yelp and try to twitch away. Roier gives two more lighter slaps before he presses three fingers inside of Pac. The stretch is so good, Roier’s fingers are thicker than Cellbits and rougher from weapon handling. Pac is dripping onto the bed sheets.

Cellbit's eyes never leave where Pac and Roier are connected. Pac thinks it's Cellbit's rapt attention that makes him clench on Roier’s fingers eagerly, Roier’shand flexes around his throat and he grinds up a bit against Pac. Pac whimpers, head falling back in Roier’s shoulder while he abuses Pac's g-spot, making his legs twitch closed involuntarily.

Pac feels a strong grip on his thighs, and his eyes snap open, Cellbit is holding his legs open. His nails are digging slightly into Pac's skin, and the pinprcks of pain as well as Cellbit's groan of approval are what sends Pac hurtling over the edge.

Roier laughs and pulls his fingers out, holding them out to Cellbit, who immediately leans forward and starts to suck on them. Pac watches, struggling to catch his breath. When Roier deems his fingers sufficiently clean, he pulls them away and releases his hold from around Pac's neck. He reaches out and grabs Cellbit's collar.

Cellbit goes pliant in an instant, Pac's oversensitive dick twitches at the sight. Roier connects his and Cellbits lips, the hand not holding Cellbits collar reaching behind Pac to palm at his neglected arousal. Pac watches them kiss, wet and needy. He listens tk Cellbits little whimpers escaping from between their lips, and feels arousal beginning to flare again.

Watching Roier handle Cellbit is a treat. Where Pac has only seen Cellbit dominant and demeaning during sex, Roier brings out a submission from him that makes Pac hot all over. Seeing the normally confident and cruel Cellbit be reduced to a squirming, whimpering mess is doing more for Pac than he thought it would.

Roier pulls away, he grins at Cellbit and kisses his nose. Then he looks down at Pac with a wicked glint in his eyes. Pac feels fear and arousal mix in his gut. He forgets that Roier is just as crazy as Cellbit.

"Your turn now gathino, show me you can play nice"

[qsmpficsarchive]

CHAPTER UPDATE!!!!!

Starfall by SeriouslyCalamitous

Ongoing | T | 41,615

Space | Hybrids | Intergalactic Criminals | Getting Together

Cellbit glanced up at the pilot in awe. He had a million questions, a million thoughts, a million problems. Still, he forced himself to straighten and keep on topic. “I was just wondering… who are you? Why did you save me?”

“My name is Roier,” the pilot hummed. His voice came out as melodical and smooth. It sounded like the instant right before danger struck. “And I was paid a lot of money to break you out today.”

- or -

Cellbit is an intergalactic criminal bound for Alcatraz, and Roier is the overly-confident pilot paid by a mysterious organization to get him out. They have a long way to go before they reach their destination, especially with everything that stands in their way, so they might as well get comfortable.

[voidoffline]

Yeah so Ranboo’s new dnd oneshot thingy

My brain is definitely normal about it and the characters. (<lying)

(Also help does anyone know if the train has a name)

[murky-tannin]

I'd love to see more designs of qFit with explosions scars, specifically his upper body. While he'd have scars from things as simple as the terrain (for instance I personally headcanon him with scarring on his chin from tripping and falling) the main form of combat in 2b2t is end crystals. Which are extremely powerful and dangerous explosives.

The tactic with end crystals is to protect and block your lower body when the explosion goes off, as you'll take minimal damage. That is a minecraft mechanic, but an in universe explanation could be the explosion of the crystals are mainly horizontal in force? Bound to take out your legs on even ground but less likely for shrapnel or heat to do heavy damage to the upper body (still very risky and it's best to cover your whole body, but not necessarily an instant death sentence)

However you interpret the crystals though, Fit would probably have some intense scarring from them. Whether they be from his own crystals or from others.

[lightningbig]

I know everyone has been talking about the psychology study u could be doing rn with qsmp but can we please talk more about the linguistic study of it bc it's so fucking COOL

[hyperfixation-symposium]

I’ve been really curious about q!Fit for a while now, and I’m glad people are starting to take notice of the strange things around him because I’ve been thinking about them a lot recently. 

Obviously the ominous leaving messages are the primary thing people have noticed. They’ve happened for a bit but most of the characters are just like, “oh Fit is just a silly guy! Just a little goober!” without looking father into them. They caught my interest from the moment they started because, well, q!Fit really doesn’t seem to mess around in that sort of way. Don’t get me wrong, he is definetly a silly guy, but he seems to lean into it mostly with the people he trusts. 

But then I noticed some really odd conisidences. Fit coming on at weird times for only a couple minutes or so, simmilar to what the streamers tend to do before they start streaming. But Fit doesn’t start streaming, and I never see him on anyone’s stream in these periods. It’s like he was preparing for something. 

The thing that stuck out to me the most recently was after Pomme’s nightmare. At a completely random time, without warning or context, immedietly after a code attack, Fit joins the server. He isn’t streaming, and he comes to ask what happened quite quickly. There is no way that his character would have any idea that things were happening, nor would he have any reason to be around. 

What brought Fit to the server at that moment? Or any of the other breif times he’s on for such a short period of time? He acts absolutley normal around everyone, but then leaves the strangest leaving messages. But everyone plays it off, that’s just Fit! He’s just a having fun!

There’s something about it that just doesn’t sit right with me. There’s something wrong with q!Fit and I don’t think his character is contiously aware of it. Instead of taking the warning signs seriously people have ignored them - and I think that’s going to blow up in their faces.

[namehere-ro]

Is the heads of the order is more important than regular members of the order bc philza now heads of the order but i want to know what that means :O

I’m not naive speaking so I don’t know the difference

[pactw]

actually it's really funny that cellbit repeatedly panics over pac wearing a bodysuit that looks like a thong under his hoodie and jeans, but doesn't comment on mike and forever being in boxer shorts/swim trunks all day every day

like cellbit will be saying "oh my god pac are you wearing lingerie" when pac has a hint of ass showing, but mike will be in a t-shirt and boxers while forever is walking around fully tits-out and cellbit is like yeah what of it