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gf fandom in 2016: if you so much as hint - even jokingly! - about the nature of ford and bill’s relationship being anything other than platonic (and even then you NEED to give a disclaimer that bill is manipulating him!) then you support abusive relationships
gf fandom in 2024:
#i’m making fun of myself in this one too folks#also pls don’t take this seriously if u don’t like billford it’s fine i’m just making shitty memes#even I only really ‘ship’ it in a completely cracky way#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#the book of bill#my posts
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#meme#if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex#not sorry#oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this#he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous#no#hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him#thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring
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oh I didn't realize you used to be a huge piece of shit
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I'M A MICHELANGELO LEVEL ARTIST AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN'T DO
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Megatronus Prime, Prima Prime.
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#megatronus#prima#tf one#transformers one#tf megatronus#tf prima#sentinel prime#megop#CHANGED STUFF added a page#IT'S CANON THAT Megs has Megatronus' tcog and OP has Prima's SOOOO#I refuse to draw quintessons without good references I have no idea what i was doing and it looks shitty but i can't do anything else#very quick and messy and it bothers me but i have to learn to let go#also i do like the reincarnated headcanon but i also like the primes as their own guys#both are good#tf d16#orion pax#my stuff#megatronus prime#prima prime#noblespark
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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess
#book 22#im verh drunk#hi#greatest hits#not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok#is everyone just at the shiva#yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags#i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this#but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk#this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting#more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish#but again this isnt about sitting shiva#this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad#idk what to tell u man#legendary warrior
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Spring Break 2020
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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break
(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)
#dracula daily#hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles#i actually drew this last year but never posted it#here it is now though#count dracula#jonathan harker#Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me#i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local#but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room#and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour#bram stoker's dracula is a romcom#re: dracula
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As someone who’s living with a middle school social studies teacher, all the posts along the lines of “why did we never learn about this historical event in school” just make me go “because your teacher was supposed to cover all of US history in one year, and they didn’t get to the Revolutionary War until Halloween because they were urged to slow down the progression of the lessons because a more senior teacher was running behind, and they didn’t get to the Civil War until Valentine’s Day because the school kept scheduling every special event during social studies because there’s no end-of-grade testing for that subject, and they didn’t get to WWI until May because they were sick for a few days and the substitute couldn’t do much more than babysit, and now they’re having to do the entire Cold War in two days, so that’s why you didn’t hear about the lesbian inventor of the circus peanut. They would have loved to tell you about the lesbian inventor of the circus peanut!”
#this is us-specific obviously#the thing about history is that no class can cover everything#and you can continue learning about it as an adult really easily#I had one shitty history teacher (bizarrely paranoid about communism and also very boring and he let jordyn l. bully me)#but the rest were good
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I hand in my cv to paint the backgrounds for the 2d Zelda movie
#loz#legend of zelda#loz totk#tears of the kingdom#link#this is obviously a joke#I’ve come down with a shitty cold over night and I drew this in one sitting#so if this is all crooked and ugly when I’m no longer delirious#my apologies
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Pillow-talk...? But Sanji doesn't know what to do with the compliments not earned with his service
#one piece#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#sanzo#my art#doodles#shitty doodle#it's a shitty doodle but I like the dialogue lol#I'm like 50% sure I stole text from somewhere but I have no idea where lol#One Piece is such old n big fandom that everytime I do smth here I'm like “someone did that before didn't they” lol
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"Shanks' lost love, I wonder what they're like"
#mihawk to shanks later: you really have shitty tastes in mans#shanks: 🥺???#shanks#buggy#dracule mihawk#one piece mihawk#mihawk#one piece#shuggy#shanks x buggy#buggy x shanks#one piece spoilers#one piece spoiler#spoilers one piece#comic#myart
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I come to you with a humble offering of only the finest home-grown, grass-fed shenanigans. 🍽️❤️
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#i have one brand of humor and its shitty memes#and i am contractually obligated as someone with a fine pallet to force the silliness upon you as well#its what the Rise fam would want#shitpost#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt#rise leo#rise donnie#rise mikey#rise raph#rise april#rise cassandra#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt memes#miss misnomer
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guys help i was on a date with a guy i’ve been going out with for a couple months and we were talking about saw since we’re both horror fans. and he mentioned that he and his friends have a bit where they make up their own jigsaw monologues. so i said “oh i have a blog that does something similar” and he asked me what the name was, and he looked this blog up. and then he yelled, “THIS IS YOU? OH MY GOD. THIS IS WHY WE DO THAT BIT! I LOVE THIS BLOG. I’M SO INTO YOU. OH MY GOD. THIS IS YOU?” right in the middle of the mall food court. i know this sounds like a fake tumblr story but this really fucking happened to me today. holy fucking shit.
#mod amanda#shitty saw traps#might fuck around and get my heart broken by this one guys#possibly funniest thing that’s happened to me on a date
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mabel pines #1 hater
#gravity falls#bill cipher#mabel pines#gf nevermind all that#mabel pines is the nicest girl you've met in that if a guy is bothering you in the bar she will beat his ass so bad he can't see#mabel pines will talk you through your panic attack#mabel pines will fight tooth and god damn nail to keep you from calling your shitty ex back#mabel pines will actually go . a bit too far trying to keep you from calling your ex back#perhaps she is a bit TOO invested in the lives and happiness of others#oh fuck oh no wait mabel pines you've gone to far#you're not prioritizing your own relationships and well being mabel pines oh fcuk oh no#wait maybe it's a bad thing that a 12 year old girl has to give her 60 yr old grunkle love advice#maybe a kid shouldn't be the one giving her adult uncle therapy oh noooooo#what the fuckkkkkk#stump art
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Was gonna clean my closet today, however my contacts have informed me that I will soon be holding guardianship of a newborn kitten. As such all plans have been put on hold as I prepare for the arrival of my new heir.
Ive already put a nametag order in at the engravers and have been scouring the internet for "toddler-size sofa" for the better part of three hours now
#I've received ONE shitty out of focus photo and am already enamored with the young lord#He will become a fine leader for the syndicate
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