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mysandwichgiver · 4 months ago

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This twitter post

from Washington Post columnist columnist Karen Tumulty is soooooo funny.

#oh how times have changed #funny stuff #media #newspapers #in the '80s i worked at a place where when the boss was out of town on a friday #the staff would break out the supply of peach schnapps and make fuzzy navels #do not ask me why it was fuzzy navels #it was a mystery to me #it was in pennsylvania #but state college pa #so maybe that had something to do with it #lol #an engineering firm…not media

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paintedcrows · 3 months ago

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They do this every year...

Happy 25th to Dipdop and Lebam!! and Happy 17th to Hatsune Miku!! 🎉🎉

(comic continued: The M&M stands for...)

#I have a proper bit of birthday art for them but this makes me cackle I know its been done before and it will be again!!#Mabel and dipper 25th birthday babyyy!!#Mabel pines #dipper pines #mystery twins #adult mystery twins #gravity falls #comic #older mabel pines #older dipper pines #gravity falls fanart #fan art #memes #fanart #hatsune miku #digital art #my art

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onefey · 7 months ago

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #tag games #someone might've done this concept already but i had a worm in my brain you know.#i thought itd be fun to list all the unevolved pokemon... now i know there's only around 400 evolution lines total!#.. not counting mythicals legendaries ultra beasts or paradoxes #by the way! alongside the shiny result there are two other bonus results: an obligatory pikachu and... a surprise!!!#finally feel free to let me know if i misspelled something or accidentally included an evolved mon (other than pikachu)#sorry long tags ha 😅 i'm done now

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pangur-and-grim · 11 months ago

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I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??

#this bougie furniture store was having an extreme New Years sale #and it sent me out of my mind #like......wait......I could have that?? I could have NICE coffee table and NICE chair??? really?#a good chunk of my savings mysteriously disappeared shortly after.

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nelsaqift · 2 months ago

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