#it was a blast!

[dasketcherz]

imagine if GGY had a spin off or something....

[movie-robotnik-positivity]

Things we learned from the Sonic Twitter Takeover

- Knuckles can type 33 words per minute using his spikes, and has likely destroyed several keyboards in the process.

- Eggman (allegedly) used to have luxurious hair and a manbun.

- Eggman pretends he can use the Chaos Emeralds to go Super. His mustache glows (it’s a LED stripe) and he gains the ability to fly (a rope) and shoot eggs from his sleeves

- Sonic games and other media exist in-universe and are based off the characters’ real adventures.

- Amy’s favorite game is “Sonic Heroes”, while Shadow’s is “Shadow the Hedgehog” (shocker).

- Eggman always packs a lunch before an evil scheme. He survived in Cyberspace for days with a baloney on rye, a juice box, baby carrots and a galaxy brownie.

- Knuckles collects rocks that look like animals in his spare time. Their beauty moves Shadow to tears.

- Amy’s favorite desert is strawberry shortcake. Sonic thinks it sucks.

- Shadow is a Taylor Swift fan

- Tails invented a special polymer to keep his friends’ gloves from ever getting dirty. 

-Shadow has a twenty step skin-care routine, irons his bed sheets every night and wants his food cooked exactly like they did in the ARK (dried and stale). He also uses gender neutral terms when refering to a potential partner. 

- Shadow eats his coffee beans with a spoon. He also eats cereal dry.

- Being stuck on Cyberspace granted Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles and Eggman the ability to read the Ancients' writing

- Shadow adopted and trained a Dark Chao.

- Shadow often volunteers at the local soup kitchen to honor Maria’s wish, though his cooking is not very popular. 

- Knuckles watches "One Punch Man" at Cream and Vanilla's house.

- The coolest thing Sonic has ever done was changing the water filter that one time.

[evoblue]

Moon Maiden Contest Entry: Dance of Flames

At first, there is nothing but darkness and the slow, steady beating of a taiko drum.

The stage is dimmed despite the early morning hour, with only a kneeling silhouette visible at the center. The shadows surrounding the crouching woman start to blend and merge, forming the towering figure of a Ceruledge that now looms over her. A flash of magenta lights up the immediate vicinity as the pokémon opens its eyes, its fierce pink irises staring straight ahead into the crowd as the beat of the taiko intensifies.

A captivating bluish ball of flame unexpectedly emerges at the front of the stage, followed by another, and another. The flames weave an intricate swirling pattern across the stage and around the two figures in the center until they illuminate the entire platform in a brilliant blaze, revealing Blue now standing in the center of a circle of flames. She is dressed in a deep blue yukata with a light blue and white floral pattern, fastened with a silver obi. She looks beautiful with her hair elegantly styled and adorned with a sparkling crystal Butterfree pin. As she holds out the sensu in her hand, her eyes seem to glow in the flickering light.

art by @greenxprof, who is the entire reason for this performance <3

The distinctive sound of a shamisen cuts through the air. Blue sweeps her free arm upward, then slowly raises the pleated fan overhead to showcase its beautiful pattern. With a graceful twirl, she moves to stand beside Ceruledge, holding the sensu closely to her chest. The pair seizes the moment to bow deeply to one another before the dance begins.

The shamisen and taiko resonate together in harmony, and both trainer and pokémon allow their tune to guide them. With eyes downcast, Blue takes smooth, deliberate strides as she dances around Nova, every step and sweep of her sensu punctuated by purple sparks and flames. The Ceruledge is nimble in her movements, her blades glowing with purplish ghostly energy as she compliments her trainer’s gestures with arcs and sweeps of her blades.

As the music crescendos, so does the intensity of their moves. Blue’s eyes flutter shut as she focuses on feeling, not sight, relying on her bond with Nova to anticipate where the Pokémon’s blades will strike next and visually parrying the moves with strokes of her sensu. The two are locked in a dance of fans and blades, simulating the heat of an epic battle, until Blue suddenly stops, her back to the crowd as she faces Nova.

The heart-pounding instrumental music comes to an abrupt halt as she snaps the sensu shut. The gentle sound of a flute now fills the air as she turns to face the crowd, her face illuminated by the ghostly flames. Her sleeves flutter like the wings of a Butterfree as she gracefully sways her arms and then opens the sensu again with a flick of her wrist. Nova remains as still as a statue behind her, focusing all of her emotions on her blades until the flames glow incandescent blue. The Ceruledge's eyes gleam once more as she summons a whirl of ghostly flames to coil around her trainer while Blue is absorbed in her slow dance.

As the tempo of the music coasts down, Blue sweeps the fan in front of her face and holds it out just as it catches in cerulean flames. The stage is once more enveloped in darkness as Nova extinguishes all the pyrotechnics, the music gently fading away. In the darkness, Blue and her partner both take a bow as their appeal comes to an end.

[iobartach]

“ That was-a some mighty fine work there, paisano! That was an excellent display of skill and brain power! It’s not easy to overcome something like that, so you have my praise! And again, thank you so much for-a playing my games! “

(To Miguel)

He turns around at the sound of a familiar voice, gaze scanning his surroundings until his eyes fall upon the plumber and his complimentary words. "Oh... Thanks. I guess." Mumbling quietly, it becomes apparent that he's not accustomed to receiving such glowing praise, leaving him unsure of what to say next.

"But I should be the one thanking you instead." Not wishing to sound ungrateful, he salvages the moment quickly enough to extend his own gratitude to Mario for playing the part of host and organiser. The Games had provided the perfect conditions to test not only his own capabilities, but how he measured up against other competitors.

With interesting results.

"It was a blast--" Flinching as he spoke, the word left his mouth too quickly to recall it. It brought to mind the aftermath of Broly's explosion of anger, of which he was convinced that the plumber didn't require any reminders.

"...Sorry, that's on me. Poor choice of words."

[memetrash-coyote]

We went from Cael and Isgrac being the ones left alone in the woods to Cael and Kanti.

Great! Cael's with the druid! This should be fine.

They got harassed by large mountain goats and then bees and Kanti had to chase Cael who was running on fear.

They're doing great.

[soapkaars]

The Watch Party yesterday whenever Peter Lorre came on screen:

[ayakoito]

About yesterday 🙏🏻❤

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[ameba-from-space]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[itsdabatt]

when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes

[ichiro-artosaki]

kees the feesh 🧜🏽‍♀️(siren au is consuming my brain!)

[hanjoj]

their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

[luwha]

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

[luccorvus]

@girlballs I've been laughing at this for days.