#skeleton divine death blast

[luccorvus]

@girlballs I've been laughing at this for days.

[probablygoat]

Dubbed my favorite Tumblr post of all time, I hope you like it :3

[stringbeanbones]

i haven’t animated like this in years but this post from @luccorvus possessed me like some sort of. skeleton

[notmrkillwolf666]

SKELETON DIVINE DEATH BLAST

you can't stop me

[dumdumsparce]

I wanted to draw the meme https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5PPhCIHL39U

[stupidvoltmain]

[notmrkillwolf666]

THERE IS IT!!!

can you not post nsfw :(

you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast

[goldenganjj]

aware they reversed the decision after current events but still

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[ID: Four panel comic. First panel is a simplistically drawn person with glasses standing in a blank white square and saying, “bcbs approved my top surgery so they can’t be all that bad, right?”

Second panel is text only that reads, “Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield... unilaterally declared it will no longer pay for anesthesia care if the surgery or procedure goes beyond an arbitrary time limit, regardless of how long the surgical procedure takes.”

Third panel is the person from the first panel standing there, neutral expression on their face.

The fourth panel is the person opening their mouth to say “fuck you.” This is written with the draw function on a photo app while everything else is in plain text. / End ID]

[machlover54666]

hey what the💥💥💥💥💥 HOW RUDE💥💥💥

[kuzushiii]

@chromewizard

original post

[eksvnd]

Look! someone is mad at a ship and tagging it on the ship tag to make it everyone else's problem!!

[tench]

You can't ward me off my own post, a varric/cassandra one if we are being specific, you absolute buffoon

[skye-sundew--3rd-florets]

Maybe a result of my servo’s being massively overpowered, maybe because of my charm? I just fuck god and kill him while he’s in the act

Can you fight god?

I- what laws prevent me from fighting?

[eternal-savvy-blog]

As a British person, is it not considered blasphemy for you to not use a queue?

I mean this with no vitriol I have no desire to do anything more than press a single button while blogging on tumblr Do not explain to me how easy it is. I am not here to do anything other than press funny button! I get on tumblr. I reblog. If i have an obssession, i reblog a lot at once I very much tolerate the same from people I follow That is how I operate! And I mean this with no malice in my heart, but if it bothers, stop following me! You have the option to do that! You can be the curator of your own experience! If you wanna follow me somewhere where I actually give a fuck about making my posts in a consumable manner, follow my Twitter or Bluesky lmao

[eliteicisms]

@kaanta

Continued from X

  Even after months spent without seeing a glimpse of the man, the once chairman still had a talent for making Bede feel very, very small.

  To say that Bede had contemplated the hypotheticals of running into Rose again would be a dire understatement. It was an inevitability, a dream and a nightmare that came in the guise of hundreds of different scenarios, each one bringing with it a sense of terrible dread or great vindication ( with no room for results in between ). An apology was supposed to be the latter... but as Rose continues to speak and speak, premeditated quips and retorts die on Bede's tongue before he gets the chance to use them.

  It would have been a kinder fate, being ignored. The words, templated as they must be ( an assumption that Bede's cynicism does him the favor of insisting ), send the teens emotions into utter disarray. He's upset, naturally. And Angry. Prideful. Resentful. Relieved, in a small way... Fitting, Bede supposes, how the man's words twist in his chest like a knife; fairy is weak to steel, after all. In a war of indigo and green, Bede's eyes are first to fall.

"What other way to handle it could there have been...?"

  The statement is rhetorical, not so much uttered out of acceptance ( no, most certainly not ) as it is a desperate attempt to strip away at least some of the apology, A bid for any scrap of control he could take hold of. It does little to fulfill the need. Bede's hands curl, smooth nails biting into the skin of his palms.

"So then... what now? You say we left off on the wrong foot. Is that just... a turn of phrase? Or are you suggesting we start forward using a new one?"

[disturbnot]

ash doesn't flirt, he just sends shit like this in the middle of the night and hopes the 'tism thoroughly rizzes 'em