#it was a bear joke

[foxyk7]

!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

This are the drawing I did for my birthday.

Also, thanks everyone who gave me a gift art for my birthday!! I loved all of them!

[vole-mon-amour]

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[userjohndeacon]

THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979) dir. James Frawley

[hollis-art]

i love tossing the muppets at various star trek crews, it's so fun

[arabellas]

JEREMY ALLEN WHITE 81st Golden Globe Awards (Jan 07, 2024)

[starscour]

don’t talk to him or his wonder woman build-a-bear 

[stealthywing]

Did I do it right?

[vaguely-concerned]

having seen at least the rough outlines of all the romances now I have to say that I think emmrich's is probably objectively the best in terms of coherence and completeness of story arc (with the understanding that ultimately the 'best' romance is whichever one makes YOUR heart sing anyway so objectivity is a silly thing to claim that way, it just felt like it's the arc with the most well-paced focused content and the least dangling threads)... but lucanis' is my favourite haha. just. the whole kneeling before your beloved full of reverence but without any of the distance that usually implies??? his complete undramatic certainty and calm in every scene with rook after this, having spent the whole game caught between fear and longing???? mr. lives in a pantry but it says nothing about my psyche don't worry about it it's purely for tactical reasons that I keep myself contained in a small dark room not entirely unlike a cell, love among the parsnips -- finally coming to rook in their room and it's so comfortable and comforting???? after all the times rook supports and comforts him through the game he's finally able to return the same to them when they need it while being so calm and steady and it's so fucking sweet and feels so effortless and with no price attached?????? he basically assigns himself the role of your bodyguard and he WILL stab a god over it??????????????? the turn to protector (which was in his heart all along longing to get out and find a place) of it all????? he sounds like he's found himself unexpectedly stumbling into such a soul-lightening state of revelatory existential relief, full on 'you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves' mary oliver style, and he goes and he shares that with rook and protectively envelops them in it when they're hurting??????????????????????????? hello for the maker's sake hello can anyone hear me?????

[mememediocritymaven]

Polar Bear gets a new toy

[ouaw-facts-i-just-made-up]

At first Kremy was giving Gideon meals because, well, he agreed to and he can't have his new hire die on him.

After they became friends it was Kremy's MISSION to make that man fat, hydrated, and happy. So help him Baron if he had to give Gideon his plate of food to make sure he wasn't even *slightly* hungry he fucking would. Kremy was ecstatic when he saw Gideon with his shirt off a few years after they teamed up and he couldn't see a single rib and his previously well defined six pack was entirely hidden.

[chiropteracupola]

'The Polar bear at Blair Atholl,' 2024.

[nelkcats]

Build a bear

Danny went to build his own teddy bear with his parents out of town, Jazz suggested that he could make them say they loved him and record it for life, which would help him when he went to college or finally decides to reveal himself to them, that idea reassured him more than it seemed.

His sister probably wanted him to have a "support bear" like her own, Bearbert, and honestly his old teddy bear was good enough, but maybe a new one with a love reminder would help.

Amity was a small town, so the build a bear shops weren't really there, at least he had found one near Jersey, it was a long drive but he was willing to convince his parents to go.

When they finally arrived at the location, using the excuse of a ghost infestation to lure them; he tried to make a recording of his parents love words but all he ends up recording is "Let's destroy that ectoplasmic scum, he's a threat" with a lot of little lengthy things about Phantom and what they would like to do to him, wich only made him sad.

The last thing that could be heard on the recording was "I just wanted them to tell me they loved me, to remember it when they tie me to that laboratory table" in frustration.

Danny decides to give up and puts the teddy back on the shelf, the manager looks at him sadly and he just pays for it, he did not wanted to cause the employee more trouble; at the end he went back to the GAV, empty-handed and trying to remind himself that his parents love him, even if their priorities are weird and misplaced.

Days later, the Waynes drag Damian into the same store, Damian grumbling the entire way that he didn't need kid's stuff.

While the demon boy complains about the uselessness of everything, Jason notices a green teddy bear, with a jumpsuit full of stars and a sign that says "Boo", it was obviously made to remind a ghost, and he was amused by the "dead" bear so he asked the manager the price, she denies and comments that it was already paid for, but the boy never took it.

More surprised than curious, Jason holds the bear in his arms, squeezing it, it was fluffy; that caused the last thing that was recorded to be played. His blood ran cold hearing what sound like a couple of crazy doctors preparing a vivisection, this in itself was terrible, but the worst part is that the boy's voice at the end, although a little damaged, implied that he was the experiment.

Reluctantly he decided to take the bear to his brothers, this is a mystery in the form of a teddy bear and they are not going to let it go. Even if it's not directly a cry for help, he recognizes incompetent parents and a dangerous situation when he sees one.

[splatoonusna]

The Spring Fest results are in, and Team Bear Cubs wins with 485p! Thanks to everyone who sprung into action for this Splatfest and don't forget to pick up your Super Sea Snails if you participated!

[treef-greef]

And they are soooooooo…

Bonus:

[coachbeards]

"the bear isn't a comedy" okay so explain this comedy gold

[genericpuff]

can't wait for the finale to unlock for free so we can get round 2 of-