#it was Bad

[despazito]

I feel like a lot of the adults who put up a stink about not wanting to see leather and fetish gear at furcons weren't around for the "go yiff in hell furfags" era of the internet..

[minjimunji]

I drew Sam yesterday bc the last time I drew her 7 years ago, I had no understanding of how hijabs worked so I thought I would do her justice this time,,,,

[hdusa]

are there any clips of you breakdancing at twitchcon or are we just suppose to trust jack manifolds word that it was good. also the way tommy said your name is hilarious to me "the PRINCE"

yeah he kept calling me that IRL too 😭😭

I’ve posted the videos of it multiple times on Instagram I can’t post it here tho idk how to lol!

Nevermind I figured it out here have the full thing because I can’t figure out how to trim it.

Also I’m sure you can tell but it’s breakdancing was an insane exaggeration 😭😭😭

[soup-mother]

being a trans woman is hard, it's a choice between comptop or your lame partner writing vaguely transmisogynistic self congratulatory poetry about being brave enough to touch your body

[fretbored34]

Scary, long & annoying

[desaulniers-co]

MORE forsaken for tumblr!! I swear I’m going to post other fandoms against trust I just have parasitic Roblox brainworms.

Anyways here’s my take on Bluuduud and a redo of C00lkidd! Including a doodle of 007n7 and 118o8 (Bluuduud’s canon adoptive mom)

[orbitposting]

Me: Man, I could have really gone without all of those trauma and dissociation symptoms. Completely disrupted my life. What even happened that was so bad, anyway?

[Really thinks and vaguely remembers what was happening at that time]

Me: Alright, I'm starting to think this was ideal.

[shinesurge]

not to shill for folks who dont need it but lee finally got a proper dropout subscription and everything about all of this is so refreshing. like every aspect of how these shows are run is SO comfortable. im not 100% sure if this is why they did it but the pouring noise at the beginning of Dirty Laundry got toned WAY down in the latest season and im sort of curious if they learned it bugged the shit out of misophonia havers and were like "oh sorry" and fixed it lol

[partygore]

GO MY FOLLY

[stubz]

"Can't you cut it off?"

"No I can't cut it off Zyz because unlike you my leg can't grow back."

"Yeah Max is a mammal. We just have to wait till Friday and it'll be all better."

"It'll be longer than Friday Tarlax, it won't be completely better till after the tri-eclipse festival."

*chorus of what's, groans, and other disapproving children sounds*

"But that's...1..2..4..6...7 weeks!"

"I thought you said you weren't hurt that bad!"

"YOU ALREADY RESTED FOR A WEEK!!"

"Yes but it'll still take a while for me to be able to play with you guys again. Right now I'm only able to keep an eye on you kids and help Kim out with crafts and non-physical things."

"But when Pollix broke his arm he was all better in 2 weeks, and my uncle Fenrir broke his foot but he's all better after 10 days."

"Listen kids, humans take longer to heal than most other species. And until then I can't play with you or else my ankle will just get worse."

"But why can't-!"

"Please just one-"

"Maaxx-"

"Come on-!"

"ENOUGH!" having enough of the kids guilt and nag her injured co-worker on his first day back ran the the other human's patience dry.

"Max fractured, broke, his ankle and you want him to run on it? You want him to carry you all while just standing for too long hurts him? You want him to make his injury even worse so that he can play with you?"

complete silence

"After all Max has done for you kids and still you demand that he bends over backwards to entertain you...terrible behavior, I am disappointed in you, all of you."

"...Sorry Miss Kim."

"I'm not the one you kids should be apologizing to."

*chorus of small whispered apologies to Max*

"I forgive you, but like Kim I'm disappointed in you. Now everyone go get your snack."

.

..

"Kay what's eating you?"

"...I feel bad for yelling at the kids now."

"I know but you and I know that was necessary."

"Yeah but I still don't like it."

"Sorry for making you do that. I should've put my foot down and lectured them instead of you."

"Well...to be fair you couldn't without losing balance or wrecking your ankle even more."

"Ha. ha. very funny."

"MAX!!" screams dozen of children and younglings.

"Holy shit!"

"FuuuACK ...damnit my ankle..." his body forgot that even while scared he should not be jumping.

"We got you stuff to help you get better faster!" one by one the children handed the humans jars, wrapped up food, beverages, medicines, and many other things that helped one's health on their respective planet.

"Wow, this is so thoughtful kids. Thanks."

"And thanks to my uncle Fenrir I know how you can play with us but also catch up in case of emergencies."

"Oh really? Is it some kind of scooter--ho crap! THOR PUT ME DOWN!"

"Does it hurt?? Athea, Pollix, come on!"

"Waitwaitwaitwait!"

"There! Not only can you move faster, but also your taller and we get to train our stamina and endurance like any good warrior."

"Kim. Help. Me."

"Are you in pain?"

"...actually no...it's surprisingly comfortable."

"then what's wrong?"

"this is against protocol."

"Dude we have like zero protocol here when it comes to playtime."

"..."

"Your scared of heights?" they ask raising a brow.

"In my defense not many 6'3 men can be carried like this..."

"Well considering your only 2 feet higher now I say we call this your exposure therapy. Carry on kids, but don't run with him unless he says so."

"KIM! DON'T LEAVE ME! I WILL EXPOSURE THERAPY YOU TO SPIDERS IN YOUR SLEEP FOR THIS!!"

"No you won't! Your too nice plus to make things even the spider would have to be small and in a container."

[valeovalairs]

Dakota would do the one chip challenge at school, eat it, and chug like carton after carton of milk as people around him watch in horrified fascination. Vyncent would try it out of curiosity and throw up, and William would take one look at them both and just back into the crowd and pretends not to know them. They all get detention.

[basilsnotemo]

Accidentally thought of Tweek dying before Craig and now I’m feeling really emo about creek so I need to write something fluffy to make myself feel better

[songofsaraneth]

poor guy tonight trying to ask me out: so are you doing anything else this evening?

me, internally: my plan is to drink a variety of beverages from a series of small bowls while pretending kind fae are nursing me back to health

me, outwardly: [long pause while the above thought completes] ...just heading home

[wentzmp3]

Stop smiling at each other!!!

[mangomoths]

been sittin' on this one since july