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connor6sex · 1 year ago

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Holy shit this conversation. transcript beneath the cut.

Minute: Hello

Clown: Hello Minute

Minute: We need to talk

Leo: Okay we can talk

Minte: Let's fly to the original PMC base

Leo: The original? Oh my gosh are you going to kill us? This is so sad.

Minute: I’m not going to kill you guys.

Leo: Oh, thanks. All right ClownPierce, are we going to the original PMC base?

Clown: Yeah, we are. We owe you that much minute

Leo: This is the PMC reunion isn't it?

Clown: This is the PMC reunion

Minute: This is the PMC reunion

Clown: It's sad, it's sad that this is it.

Leo: Yeah, yeah.

Clown: What's the last time we really worked together?

Leo: Couple, couple months.

Minute: Been a while.

Leo: Like 3 or 4 months probably. Quite some time.

Clown: All right

Leo: Wait, the original one? Like the original one?

Minute: The desert one

Clown: The original.

Minute: Or do you guys really want to get original?

Leo: No no no no no no that didn't count.

Minute: If you want to be original we can go to the villagers.

Leo: No this one's good this one's good okay this one has more memory with it.

Clown: This is like our real first base.

Leo: Yeah. ‘Do you want to trade?’ All right, ‘ladder climbers Inc’

Clown: Hi, what is this? Climb a ladder? Really? Okay, sorry.

Minute: Hey guys.

Leo: MinuteTech.

Minute: Can I? Let me, let me- Can I ask why?

Leo: 500 bucks.

Minute: Bruh.

Clown: For me it was more about the peace, Minute. I am, I'm not good going out with peace on Lifesteal.

Minute: You know- You didn’t want to have to talk? You don't want to talk to me about this before making up your mind? You didn't want to owe me the conversation?

Clown: It all happened so fast, look these guys- No. No, I, I didn't want to talk to you, Minute cuz you were too far gone.

Leo: I- I, I would also like to say, like even before the $500. like uh people came to me with uh telling me to try to get presidency from you and I, I did agree to it. I won't lie um, just because it's just I don't know. It's just I don't think you're the best president Minute.

Minute: Why, though? Can I- I just want I want reasoning, cause that's- I’m missing out on a lot of that this whole Arc.

Leo: It's just, it's just not you, Minute. It's just not for you. You're just you're just not that guy.

Minute: You don't think peace is the right direction?

Leo: I think peace is great but I don't think you're the person to do it. I don't think you have-

Clown: I think peace sucks.

Leo: I I don't think you can do it, Minute. That's the thing and I don't know, yeah I just. I couldn't see it end that way.

Minute: (Sighs) Now why- Why side with Wemmbu? Why not start your own thing?

Clown: Um well they have a plan. and it was a pretty damn solid one.

Minute: Can I hear it?

Clown: Well you just experienced it.

Minute: This- You- The server needs to be on Hardcore mode and conveniently the one person who is uncapable of dying is Wemmbu?

Clown: Um, I mean. We have an uneasy alliance with Wemmbu, you could call it. we don't really. Know exactly what he wanted to do, other than putting the server to Hardcore

Minute: Do you know what his secret policy is or is that still secret?

Clown: No, we, we knew nothing except for the Hardcore mode.

Leo: I don't know about that either, yeah.

Clown: we didn't know he was going to make himself immortal.

Leo: Yeah.

Clown: Would you have done that, if you thought of that?

Minute: I have thought of making myself immortal but I didn't.

Leo: Yeah, like, actually Wemmbu didn't even come to me with the hardcore idea. Uh it was PrinceZam and Mapic they told me to get presidency and make the server hardcore. and I was going to do that but then it kind of ended up just going that way. So um, but yeah, I- I just I don't know, like it just doesn't really make sense to end it in peace like this. And I, it doesn't make sense for the PMC, for a member of the PMC. To be the president or the god of the server.

Clown: Exactly! Conflict is how our whole business.

Leo: Yeah,

Clown: So why would we end it?

Leo: Yeah, I think if anything, like you know this is the PMC reunion. Let's uh, let's end it with a bang. We are the PMC like, if you guys are still down. I'd be 100% down to do that, let's you know, the server's about to turn to hardcore mode. Why don't we make the best of it?

Clown: That is a point.

Minute: (Sigh)

Clown: Look Minute this- This hurt right? This hurt cuz we've been through a lot.

Minute: It hurts being lied to.

Leo: Yeah.

Minute: I just wish you guys owed me the honesty. Instead of this being the way I found out.

Leo: Yeah, sometimes that's just the way it is.

Clown: See Minute, when you have that much power. When you can snap your fingers and make anything happen. You don't have that luxury anymore.

Minute: (Sigh)

Clown: But hey, now we're on equal playing fields, and now we can talk to each other, you know?

Leo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Minute: (Sigh)

Leo: Minute, the end is already going to happen. It's too late, why don't we just forget the past, and you know, figure out what to do next?

Minute: This is a lot for me to take in. But why Wemmbu? Why we- Clown, you and I were against him before? Why?

Clown: I didn't like it either, okay. Let, let me-

Minute: I'll tell- I'll tell you better. I'll tell you better than anyone, he's just going to use you and spit you out whenever it's convenient. Or whenever you're no longer convenient for him. I know it better than anyone!

Clown: I think we can handle Wemmbu.

Minute: He can't die!

Clown: Oh but he can drop.

Minute: He's just gonna sit tens of thousands of blocks out and wait for everyone to kill each other until he's the last one. I know this better than anyone! Why didn't you talk to me?

Clown: To be fair-

Leo: He might not be able to die, but-

Minute: You could have reasoned with me before this! you didn't have to do all this!

Clown: I figured like, the whole plan out, like 3 hours ago. And then I made dinner. So, I didn't know it was happening today. But also that's besides the point. Um, like I said minute, like you having that much power. Revealing that plan to you, if you decided to-

Minute: What makes you think I'm not to be reasoned with?

Leo: I mean you were set on peace and that just wasn't going to happen, Minute.

Minute: You were in my VC 30 minutes before that agreeing with it!

Leo: Yeah, because I had to lie to you Minute.

Clown: Technically I never lied. We just-

Leo: Well to be fair you, you lied through the absence of speaking, but yeah.

Clown: (hushed) Not helping.

Leo: Oh sorry. He didn't lie. Minute it's just, it's just the way this works. Like I know, I know it hurts. Like the whole betrayal thing, you know in a way. Uh, is- I get it I think this is almost the first time that's really happened to you right? In this kind of fashion. But it's just the way it is. Like sometimes things just got to happen, because they got to happen.

Clown: And hey it's- It's not like we could do anything could we?

Leo: Yeah, it was going to happen anyways.

Clown: Be honest, if we came to you. If we came to you and we said: Oh your whole plan of Peace? Throw it out the window. Would you have done it?

Minute: I would have listened! That is the point of us being the PMC! We're supposed to be brothers in this! We started this- We started the season together. Why are we going behind my back before talking to me?

Clown: Cuz we were scared.

Minute: You were scared of me!?!

Clown: We're scared of- We're scared of that power you had Minute. It's, it was a lot, it's a lot of power.

Leo: It's honestly, like it's better for the person with power to be your enemy, than it is to be your friend. Because it's much much harder to betray your friend, when they have that much power. It's just not even possible at that point. I don't- like, I would hate, to have worked against you. And plotted to kill you or chunk ban you, or put you in the void or whatever, right? It's much better this way, it's much better.

Minute: It isn’t.

Leo: I think it is.

Minute: lying?

Leo: I mean they're both- They both involve lying, but now we have a common enemy. We can, we can all work towards against him. It's much better than me and Clown working against you.

Minute: It never had to be this way. I was always one dm away. you guys chose to betray me. I don't want to fight you, I don't want that to be the way we separate.

Clown: Then we want-

Minute: I'm very conflicted.

Leo: What are you going to do then?

Minute: That’s what I’m gonna figure out.

Leo: Good luck.

Minute: I'll see you guys

Leo: Buh Bye.

Clown: Bye Minute.

#lifesteal smp #lifesteal #Minutetech #Clownpierce #Leowook #transcribed #Youtube

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agaricus-bitorquis · 4 months ago

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PVPCIV SEASON 2 SPOILERS

Holy shit. Hello? Okay soooooooo were lying in the credits now purposefully hiding that Seawatt was in PVPCIV??? I have a screenshot right before and the one after and its INSANE how well hidden of a secret this was I have, truly, been duped. A full Tabi pull apart will be a seperate post another day.

THAT INTRODUCTION SCENE? CONFIRMED FOUND FAMILY? HELLO!!!!! THIS IS A WIN THIS IS A WIN. ESPECIALLY FOR JULIE FANS!!! ESPECIALLY!!!!!!!!! Andddd then I was like actually so sad watching Evbo and Tabi sit down together and then her disappearing. Like holy shit. And him calling her his best friend!? !? That whole beginning scene was so exciting.

Parrot and Evbo HELLOOOO They make me so sad. It makes me genuinely sad seeing them interact because it's like. ;;;;(

THE INTRO TO HOW THINGS WORK IS SO COOL TOO ITS SO JOYOUS!!!

Sorry I think my thoughts are all over the place but I'm really sick right now. Anyway. How does Parrot know about the guards advanced tunnel system?

Speaking of the guard...

And that's all I have to say.

I'm so nervous about the Parrot and PrinceZam shit. It's so exciting. Why IS he the only one still alive?

All I could watch through the scene where he's doing the video journal inside the video journal once Minute appears is "The alpha minutetech... has arrived."

Maybe one of the last things I'll say. FUCKING SEAWATT. HELLO? IM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING AND IM GLAD THE GUARD STILL HAS A RELETBLY BIG ROLE. AND THE CLOWNPIERCE REVEAL?!?!?! IM SO EXCITED. THE FRAMING OF okay I have screenshots

#pvp civ #pvp civilization spoilers #pvp civilization

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mangocurist · 21 days ago

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hello oz mangocurist i have no idea what's happening on the realm can i ask what is the canon situation with zam's gender and relationships rn 🙏🙏

hi hello nitpick7!!!! yes of course you can ill do my best to sum stuff up ^_^

Okay. so. starting w gender stuff. zams gender is princezam tho afaik i believe cczam has referred to trzam with she/her multiple times and also said 'if pangi was straight hed be with me' so. take that as you will. now for relationships this will go under the cut LMAO cause its like gonna get long. most of these will b people from the sleepover but ill try and sum up as much as i can rmb!!!!

-> pilizam . oh my pilizam <3 okay so basically theyre 'teammates' in the lifesteal sense (theyre marriedI MEAN WHOSAID THAT) and they just had a boundaries discussion and they are STILL GOING STRONV I OVERREACTED THEYRE STILL TOGETHER HEALTHIEST COUPLE ON THIS SERVER EVERYBODY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪 . zam respects pili/aces need to start chaos but she wants to try and choose a peaceful life which is vv similar to the devotions dynamic we had on s6 ^_^ also theyre coparenting peanut. neither of them will admit it but theyre coparenting him.

-> roszam is going pretty well rn!! ros very clearly adores zam and defends her esp when people are being rude and mean to her and zam does the same thing w ros (well, she moreso lifts ros up instead of threatening those against her which is rly fun because its like the demi goddess here isnt the one at someone elses throat LMAO) . they both have vv similar characters nd personalities nd theyre kinda enabling each other tho so who knows if thatll end w them clashing bc historically.... well we know what happened w aimros i think 😭😭😭. they r vv good at gettiing each other out of their bad headspaces tho which inthink is super sweet ^_^

-> empire duo is. rocky situation i think bc pangi trusts her a Lot a lot but zam is sad about it because hes lost the memories of how she is on tr, and shes also unsure of whether or not she can take on the duty of being the person that pangi trusts the most on tr because before pangi used to trust the other realm members much more than her, but now shes his one rock . also vv awkward because while she sees ls as her home still she dislikes her past while their past is the only thing pangi has to hold on to now

-> lukey. uh. she sees him as a hamster (i think in and out of character) she wants to take care of LMFAOOOOO idk what else to add here hahaha. she hated him before bec of his relationship w pangi but she likes him a lot better now! and shes told him shed like to keep him safe so. (also she was upset when she saw his death msg even tho it wss a prank LMAO) sooooooo maybe if we play our cards right we get zamkey... (<- no one else wants this but me)

-> aimsey! she doesnt interact much w him in lore so i cant say what exactly their relationship is but theyre def friends ooc at least and that totally bleeds into whatever rp they do ^_^

-> watermunch. Uhh. erm. well she likes water, she doesnt get why trwater hates her (i think its the trwater sees her as a Big bad Evil Knight out to get her or something . sorry if i sound salty i dislike trwater a Lot. You can be a hater just not toward my princess :/) and shes trying her best to get thru to water ^_^ unstoppable force vs immovable object ong

-> zam nd bad .... idk if she even sees him as her evil stepmother anymore if im being Tbh. shes gotten a lot more sympathetic to him after seeing his alcohol problem and shes overall much softer w him ^_^ it could also be a nirvana thing since she did say she feels like nirvana changed her

-> foolish has been absent for a week but she v clearly still looks up to him, as well as sneeg who she compares herself to a lot which makes sense bc theyre both her mentor/father figures ^_^ she has a very cute little princess daughter w gay dads relationship w phil and sneeg and theyre so fun together i miss them sm

-> clown, ash and derap (all the other lstealers besides pangi basically)- she cares for them a lot and brings them up often, and shes currently grindjng gear sets for ash! whenever one of them logs in 9/10 times they all talk to her when they see her online / will even log on for her (see: clown a few days ago) but its mostly all ooc, in lore ash is a little sus of her faction and thus her by association, clown knighted her and is otherwise absentee and derap is grinding by himself LMFAO. and kyleeff is. kyleeff. no in character interactions but ooc theyre v friendly ^_^

overall zams very kind to literally everyone because shes kinda going for the path of peace and pacifism but i cant say how anyone else feels about her because for some reason people on this fucking server just HATE joyand whimsy

#💥 oz talks #the realm smp #<- maintagging because i figure some others mighht wanna see this too

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ssseriema · 5 months ago

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hi seri! hi! hi!

i have an odd obsession with everyones zam design- istg theyre all so cool and he looks so pretty in all the way hes designed 😭😭

my favourite flavour of princezam is actually joker!zam, how about you?

HI!! HELLO!!

thats a tough question to answer.. like with bugs theres things i like a lot about each of them. hmmmmm. i can guve you my top contenders!

first is wormhole zam. its been a while since i though about him, but while trying to think of my favorite zam i couldnt help it. the way hes on this relentless path of destruction because he loves subz, because he loves the server, and despite both of those things, his unhappiness, anger, grief, determination, finality, just really compels me. i also just like to think about wormhole devotions/wormhole trio and the happenings of the week leading up to the wormhole. wh zam is, dare i say, ultimate babygirl

i also love joker zam just as much. i love abyss zam too but i think thats more cause i love the abyss arc in general. i dont love the joker arc as much but i LOVE joker zam. his laugh, his flair, his homosexual tendencies. all of it really just comes together in this beautiful package that feels like zam being his most gleeful self and im just so endeared by that. i think one of my favorite s5 moments is still the stream in which he dies a horrible death and bows to the audience with the pink petals around him, he just makes me happy

#asks!

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hdusa · 3 days ago

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lifesteal smp will be the death of me, I will die in my chair someday

#hello it is me princezam #I wasn’t even upset I genuinely didn’t care but then I lored about it and started raising really good points to make myself upset LMAOOO #Spotify

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letyhide · 2 months ago

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lowkey had never watched a realm stream before, i casually clicked on Pangi's stream, as background noise to get ready for cooking dinner for myself, and i saw in the corner of the screen the yellow "PrinceZam has joined the game" message and I FREAKED OUTTT.

The stream was so fun, I watched Zam's pov, Since I knew next to nothing about the realm i feel like it was the right choice, he was as confused as i was... ok, I knew most of members because of,,, other servers, but, there were some new faces, like Ros that were really nice to meet! so yay!

I knew of Pili because of the MCCI stream, and i genuinly could not tell you if Pangi killing him was justified or not, I'm just along for the ride for now. a bit sad that Pili wasn't able to give a proper tour of the server, but we got one anyway, so yay! there are still so many things i don't know about how the server as a whole works, like the leveling up seems so hard to grasp... (like i get why Pangi crashed out at Zam, but i don't GET IT-GET IT.. if someone wants to explain feel free... i need to know now....)

but what i definetly want to talk about is how many FUCKING CASUAL REFERENCES this guy does to LS. especially season 4. like dude, i just watched that entire season recently and my heart cannot take you mentioning some of that stuff. whatever dude, whatever.. also he brought up Mapicc like 3 times unprompted, but that's just any PrinceZam stream for you (saying shit like "Can you immagine Mapicc on this server. This is so funny" LIKE DUDE)

Another thing that i definitely wanted to talk about are BBH and Zam's interactions. INSANE stuff. from Bad threatning Zam to join Green, almost killing him on "accident" several times, while also lowkey being really good at Psychoanalyzing Zam, clocking him every time he would go back on his words, being so receptive to everything he was saying in both a good and a bad way... like, I was not familiar with your game BadBoyHalo... (i think Bad was immediatly like "you are a very indecisive person.." Like, you've been talking for like 10 minutes hello...? he said a lot more but i cant remember off the top of my head).

a bit impressive that Zam hasn't died today, i don't think think anyone ACTUALLy wanted him dead, or had it out for him, but he was genuinly a 2 shot for most of the players i felt like (Bad couldn't stop mentioning how killable he was). So, yeah! idk really intresting stream, again, had never watched a realm stream before this, but i will be tuning in more... i blame PrinceZam...

(it took me writing this at 2 am to realize that I never did start cooking dinner and i just skipped it LMAOOOSD... i hate minecraft roleplay bro)

#letyhide rambles #the realm #mcyt tag #this stream got me caring about dumbass tr!badboyhalo bro #it's actually over

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teal-tealwren · 4 months ago

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i've started catching up on s6 and like. kinda crazy watching i princezam will not falter right after the funnest room ever from s4.... people looove doing horrible things to zam and convincing him it's all his fault. and he gobbles that shit up! still to this day! but also crazy how much he's changed. as someone who got into ls during joker arc it's always a little jarring to me seeing how lost and aimless he is in s4. like how easily he folds here to mapicc's demands, settles for a bitter meaningless death that was supposed to feel like closure and only leaves him hollower. he folds to guilt, sure, but also because he does not know what he wants and so he's always trying to be what others want him to be. and it's such a strong contrast with s6 where he's the most self assured i've seen him; the guilt is still there, sure, but it does not overtake him anymore. he holds his ground and he's ready to hold it for as long as it takes. i princezam will not falter. fun parallels whateverrrr you go girl

and on an unrelated note. it's really fun to me that flame is doing some mindless blowing up for a kinda futile reason (hello scheduling issues) and yet it creates banger character moments for zam. i've said this before but i love that he cares so much always i lvoe princezam

#i hate minecraft roleplay #idk if this makes sense but my brain is rotting out here #also awesome devotions in there. i love deovtgiosn grrrrrr #not correcting that. its fine #lifesteal smp #princezam #teal rambles

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dailysquiddo · 1 year ago

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hello daily squiddo it is me PrinceZam I somehow didn’t realize that you were not the real squiddo so I said I was going to kill you and now I’ve realized that I can’t say that because I actually can’t kill you in any way shape or form because you are not the real squiddo. Please forgive my prior transgressions, I really enjoyed your post and felt a little too silly! My mistake!

holy heck you’re actually zam

uhhh . im glad u liked my post :3 dont kill squiddo please :3

#not a daily #asks #prince zam

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mapicccc · 7 months ago

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Hello! I know you made the s4 guide for devotions but is there a guide or summary for their s5 arcs? Like good vods to watch? Cause I only watched a few streams for s5 and I now see that they are still freaks in s6, and I wanna see their story in s5 but the 12hr long princezam vods scare me a bit. Sorry if it's too much to ask tho

s5 devotions are. not as easy. not as consice. and frankly, I don't remember half of the events that happened in s5 TwT

what i can say at least is early abyss arc has some shorter streams with good moments, and the finale arc with the possession stuff was really big for them.

a couple vods i found, first is a fight they did together, last 3 are from the same day but some interesting stuff

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#sorry i Really dont know specifics about s5 its all a blur to me #meanwhile s4 i remember a Lot #and i dont care enough about s5 to make a proper guide lolz. someone else can do that if they want #rambles #ask

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freakinator · 9 months ago

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[the PZE guards finally managed to pop Wemmbu using TNT and trap him in a bunch of webs after several minutes of chasing him down]

Pentar: "He popped! He popped!"

Pentar: "So-- bro, he popped!"

PZE guards: various versions of "He's so dead!"

Zam: "Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on."

Pentar: "Bro, he's gone!"

Wyll: "Kill--" [jump cut]

Zam: "Bro, I don't want him to be, like, dead dead, like dead dead."

Wyll: "Why not..?"

PZE guards (overlapping):

"What are you talking about?" "Number one opp, bro!" [various expression of disbelief] Will: "Zam, we can just kill him, what?" Loppezz(?): "He's so much work, Zam! We're doing it, bro! We're doing it!" "He's opp!" "He's done, he's done."

Zam (overlapping): "Wait, wait, wait, everyone stop, everyone stop, everyone stop, everyone stop, everyone stop, everyone stop, everyone stop, everyone stop, everyone stop."

PZE guards (overlapping): variations of "Zam? What? Hello? What are you talking about?" and expressions of confusion

Zam: "Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, just don't worry about it, don't worry about it."

Wyll(?): "Hello?"

Pentar: "What do you mean 'don't worry about it' brah?"

Will (overlapping): "You kidding, Zam?"

Zam (overlapping): "Dude, it's enough to fight him, is it not?"

Wyll (overlapping): "PrinceZam. I want you to look at this man... he has no hat, he has no shoes..."

Zam (overlapping): "I mean... do you really wanna kill him right now?"

Pentar (overlapping): "We just spent... the last however long... but--"

Zam: "Yeah, and that's okay!"

Zam (overlapping): "Y'know, I wanted people alive."

Wyll (overlapping): "He is the definition of cooked right now."

Zam: [removes 1 web from Wemmbu's web prison] "I don't know, I personally would just rather--"

Will: "No."

Zam: "I feel like this is a waste of--"

Zam (overlapping): "--wasted opportunity to kill him right now."

Will (overlapping): "Zam, keep him in the webs..."

Zam (overlapping): "No--" [puts a web in front of Wemmbu] "I-I mean, yeah, we could gladly keep him in the webs."

Wyll: [removes the web between Zam and Wemmbu's faces]

Pentar: "What other opportunity are you looking for, brah?"

Zam: "I don't know! I just like messing with him, it's fun!"

Wyll(?): "Bro what th--"

Zam: "It's fun to mess with him!"

Wyll(?): "What..?"

Zam: [cackles]

Will (overlapping): "No, we should kill him, h-he imprisoned us--"

Zam (overlapping): "I don't know, but I mean, like--"

Wyll (overlapping): "Ohhh my..."

Will: "--we kill him!""

Zam: "He did imprison you guys, that's true... but..."

Will: "Bro!"

Zam: "I don't know if it's--"

Pentar (overlapping): "There's no reason not--"

Zam (overlapping): "--if it's my decision--"

Zam: "--I'd rather... just leave him alive!"

Will: "Bro, he imprisoned me and-- he was gonna kill me and Pentar, are you kidding? Why don't we just kill him?"

Sorhin: "He... he held me hostage..."

Zam: "Hey, I mean, that's the strongest argument for me killing him, that's true."

Zam (overlapping): "That is the strongest argument for me killing him."

Will (overlapping): "But! The-- the amount of dumb things Wemmbu has done is crazy--"

Will: "--we just kill him so he can't terrorize us, what are we doing?"

E: "Yung-- YungWill--"

Wemmbu (overlapping): "BRO, YOU'RE THE ONES WHO STARTED TERRORIZING ME, BRO!"

E (overlapping): "YungWill... YungWill... YungWill, is-- is it more-- YungWill--"

Wemmbu (he sounds like he's on the verge of sobbing and will continue to for the rest of this conversation) (overlapping): "I didn't do anything to you!"

Will: "Yeah, we woulda killed you from the start, but we're not gonna do that."

[somebody has cleared Wemmbu's web prison]

Wemmbu: "Brah. Like..."

Zam: "I wasn't. I was not gonna kill him from the start."

Zam (overlapping): "I never wanted him dead, I just wanted to mess with him."

Wemmbu (overlapping): "Why the fuck-- Wha... Wha..."

E: "YungWill. YungWill, listen. "

Zam (overlapping): "I just like having fun with Wemmbu!"

E (overlapping): "Is it more of a punishment--"

E: "Is it more of a punishment to kill him right now... or is it more of a punishment... for us to chase him down... everyday that he lives?"

Zam (overlapping): "Okay, how about-- how about-- if you guys want someone dead right now--"

E (overlapping): "So he lives in constant fear?"

[explosions go off in the wall behind them]

Zam: "What is happening?"

Zam: "Oh it's a wither."

Will: "Wither. [laughing] Wither is crazy."

Egg: "Oh nah, bruh, the opps got me."

Zam: "If you guys want someone dead right now then let's just take Eggchan."

Egg (overlapping): [laughing] "Yohoho!"

Wemmbu (overlapping): [laughing] "Yo!"

Egg (overlapping): "Oh no no no, the opps got me bruh, ahhhhh!"

PZE guards (overlapping): [various laughter and commotions]

E (overlapping): "H-honestly, damn."

Wemmbu: [laughs] "Egg, why are you here, bro?!"

#vidwatching #watchblogging #not ls #vid: I Fought Minecraft's Greatest War #timestamp: 02:38:10 #quotes #long post #uu

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because apparently i fucking hate myself, i felt a compulsion to try to transcribe some of Minutetech's last stream. Here's the transcript of Minutetech getting Impeached. Idk if it's all fully accurate, these fuckers love crosstalk more than life itself.

Long post, so below cut. Or on Google Docs,

Mapicc: Minutetech and I have made a bet. If I can get 14 people to oust him publicly. He will hold a reelection.

Mapicc: Right now we have 5, Baconnwaffles, Mapicc, Princezam, um, Roshambo and Jepex. THats five. I'm now going to go down the list, unmute people and if you want to say you are ousting Minute, you can now. We'll start with Wemmbu.

Wemmbu: Hello Chat, I'd like to oust Minute.

Mapicc: Okay, what does that make, 6/14? I'll unmute you now Minute, just so you can help me keep count while we go.

Minute: hello. So you're going to force them into making a decision before I can disprove the lies in that video? Is that what we're doing here?

Mapicc: I'm pretty sure we're going down the list to oust people. you can make a response afterwards, but that's kinda defeating-

Minute: That's what I just said, that you're trying to make them make a decision before I can disprove the lies in that video or what.

Roshambo: Let's do it by votes. Do you guys want to hear Minute's response or has that been enough proof?

Bacon: Jumperwho and Pentar say yes. Thank you for your input.

Mapicc: I think I'm going to go down the list and unmute people, you can make a response video on your own time, Minute. We're not gonna sit here for 30 minutes and have a debate, that's not the purpose of this vc.

Minute: Alright, I'll make a response video and see if their answers change.

Mapicc: Okay. We'll start with Poafa. Poafa do you oust Minute?

Poafa: I believe that Minutetech is an imposter, just like among us.

Mapicc: Is that a?

Poafa: I oust Minute.

Mapicc: Okay, thank you, Jesus Christ. What is that, 6 now?

Minute: 7

Mapicc: 7/14. We'll go next with Woogie. Hello Woogie, do you oust Minute?

Woogie: I like everything you've done, but I think, without a response I have to say I oust Minute.

Mapicc: 8 out of what? 14. We'll next go with Spoke.

Minute: I have a response, it's just they're not letting me say it, so. Keep that in mind.

Roshambo: Well, if you have a good response-

Spoke: Dog, can I wait till he gives a response?

Mapicc: No.

Minute: Oh! Convenient, convenient! Convenient response from Mapicc.

Zam: You can just choose to not oust him.

Bacon: Fine fine,

Zam: What do you mean? You can just choose to not oust him, I feel like, what?

Minute: He just said can we wait, and Mapicc just yapped no.

Ro?Leo?: Zam, Zam. What if we all say like 'we're not to oust him' and Minute's like 'yeah i'm not going to give a response now' That was our once chance to like, actually get him out of office

Mapicc: Okay. Fine, what would you like to say Minute?

Zam: I thought we had until next weekend?

Minute: You have until next weekend.

Mapicc: I'm allowed to ask people to oust now. But if you would like to respond, you can make a response video.

Minute: Oh, I have a response video, don't worry.

Spoke: I can change my answer?

Ro: Wait, Aren't you going to- Let's hear your response now?

Minute: I can bring up the video, I can go through it, I can bring up old recordings, I can do all that.

Mapicc: I don't want to watch you look through recordings.

Minute: Hey, I got the time, do you have the time?

Mapicc: No. Not everybody has the time, dude.

Spoke: Okay, whip up a video, whip up a video.

Mapicc: Oh my god.

Bacon: We don't have time for him to whip up a video

Mapicc: We don't have time for him to edit a video

Minute: Shall we postpone this?

Spoke: I'm going to oust him now, but like. He can drop a video, I'll just change my answer if it's fire.

Ro: Okay, so let's keep going down the list.

Mapicc: Okay, so you oust him now, right Spoke?

Spoke: Uhuh.

Mapicc: Okay, what is that 10/14?

Minute: 8, wait what? Did we?

Bacon: I'm really glad we unmuted Minute for the counting, because he's way better at this than Mapicc.

Mapicc: Okay, so 9/14. We'll go next for 4C. 4C do you oust Minute?

4CVIT: uh, my mic was muted. This is uh, this is a really interesting discussion. Like meeting, I was not prepared for this today. Um, oh my goodness, I want to hear Minute's response, and I want to talk to Minute. But for now, I'll explain later, I will oust Minute, yes.

Mapicc: And that makes? You do the counting Minute.

Minute: I believe that's 10 now right?

Mapicc: Probably. Alright, we'll go down to Reddoons. Reddoons do you oust Minute?

Reddoons: Well, my friends are saying to oust Minute, so I'm falling to peer pressure. I'm saying oust Minute, this is definitely a gaslit, peer pressure decision, definitely no other ulterior motive. Oust MinuteTech.

Mapicc: Okay, that's 11. Planetlord, do you oust Minute?

Planet: Um, hey, so, Minute, um, you know, you're a great guy and all, I can't- You don't understand this all right now but I'm sorry, I'm going to have to say yes.

Mapicc: So that's 12/14? We'll go to Spepticle. Spepticle do you oust Minute?

Spepticle: Um, hello. I don't think I can oust Minute, yeah. I don't. Yeah, that's all I'm going to say.

Mapicc: I guess I'll unmute Pentar, and I'll unmute Jumper, you guys want to say your piece? You don't oust Minute right?

Jumper: I don't.

Pentar: Would you believe me if I say that I don't oust Minute.

Mapicc: I do believe you, I do believe you. So what are we on right now? 11/14?

Minute: 12 I think.

Mapicc: 12, okay. LeoWook, this is an interesting one, do you oust Minute, LeoWook?

LeoWook: No.

Mapicc: Ok.

LeoWook: What? “this is really interesting”

Mapicc: Okay. So we have what? 11/14 right now Minute?

Minute: 12, 12, 12! Jesus, 12!

Mapicc: Okay, 12.

Mapicc: There's got to be an easier

Zam: I am shocked how many times it was counted wrong, I'm actually in shock. It's been counted wrong so many times dude.

Mapicc: You're mean to me

Zam: Bro, lock the fuck in.

Ro: We're at 12, we're at 12.

Mapicc: Okay, we're at 12. Spoke, do you want to make an announcement for people to react to, that way they can change their thing whenever they want? And the final poll will go down

Spoke: Wanna oust Minute? Reply with a checkmark if so.

Bacon: react with a checkmark

Spoke: He will be kicked and a president will be elected. Okay this is about to be the craziest-

Mapicc: How would this have worked Minute? If I did get 14 people, would we have just hosted a reelection right now or?

Minute: It would have happened at session, and then. Depending if people change their minds

Mapicc: That's interesting.

[Segment removed by Transcriber due to talking about poop]

Mapicc: I thought it was, Once you hit 14 we host a reelection then.

Minute: I said- hold on hold on hold on

Wemmbu: That aside, that aside, that aside. In your original video Minute, you said before session.

Minute: Didn't I say by session?

Mapicc: I think you said before

Minute: I said if I get 14 people to say that before session, than the next session's policy would be reelection.

Ro: So what are we at right now? 12.

Mapicc: If you just voted to oust Minute, go to the announcement and react positively, you can take your thing off if he convinces you later. But just so we have a count for right now.

Bacon: The X doesn't do anything guys, if your wondering.

Spoke: It's for like, uh,

Bacon: It's for moral support i guess.

Spoke: It's for interactions, engagements.

Mapicc: Who are we missing that hasn't reacted yet. Oh, Zam, Ro.

Ro: Oh sorry.

Poafa: Which ones which?

Mapicc: What the fuck do you mean which ones which?

Bacon: So the checkmark is for if you want him to be ousted, and the X is for. I don't know, if you want to react with an X.

Mapicc: Hold on, we need an extra reaction for the Jepex's of the community. He can just do it later.

Ro: We can just imagine it's plus one for Jepex, right?

Mapicc: Yeah, can we do 12? It counts as 12 right now Minute?

Minute: Uh, yeah. Current count is 12.

Mapicc: Hold on. This is interesting. This is a closer number than you had expected, Minute?

Minute: I figured there was a moment where it might have gotten to this.

Mapicc: Really? You expected it to hit 11?

Zam: 12!

Minute: After you guys said your response I figured some of the votes might get to this.

Mapicc: It's 11 in the reactions.

Minute: It's 12 total though

Zam: Okay, but it's 12 total though.

Mapicc: Yes, it's 12 total, i said 11 cause the thing. What the fuck are you doing Poafa?

Zam: Does our amazing current president want to come on stage and say anything?

Leo: I think Minute should defend himself

Ro: Yeah, why can't we settle this now? You do your response now.

Minute: I can do this now, it's just that I'm eventually going to have to pull up recordings to disprove a lot of what you've done.

Spoke: There's receipts

Zam: That's okay, can you do some-

Minute: I can do a start now. So what was the first part of the video? You said, um, Foundation was some lie or whatever?

Zam: Publicity stunt. It might have not started out as one, but it did become one.

Ro: I said that you, uh. The Abyss Arc, and the Presidency Arc. The presidency Arc was planned before the Abyss, and there's a screenshot.

Minute: When I say Abyss Arc and Foundation created, you know that was like back in January right, not March where you pulled the screenshot from. How can that be possible? Did I time travel?

Ro: There's screenshots from before the abyss arc, no? When was Abyss arc?

Minute: When the Abyss was created, like January.

Jumper: January 13th.

Bacon: It was before the week of Abyss, before like the Foundation-

Ro: A better landmark would be when was Foundation created?

Minute: Back in January, we have recordings Ro, why are we being so oblivious?

Jumper: January 13th

Zam: But we've had plans for an Election Arc far before um.

Minute: It started back in March, like earliest is March.

Zam: No I said further, before January-

Minute: Well after we founded Foundation was already created and we were knee deep in our goals. Right.

Zam: I'm saying before January, are you hearing me or no?

Minute: You're saying presidency was discussed before January?

Zam: It was!

Ro: I do agree with that. I recall talking about it in an airport, and that was probably traveling over winter break.

Bacon: Let's be real here also. The Foundation was not. When the Foundation was started, Minute was not like immediately active. Minute really locked in for the most part, on the Foundation when it got to like the last month. Which is at the time when-

Minute: That's not true at all, I got active on it the day the Foundation was created. Like I have recordings of this. What is this?

Zam: Did Planet and Ro move the elder guardian on the nether roof or...

Minute: I was right there with them! Hello? Oh Clown's on.

Jumper: You know Minute and I had meetings like every other day, right? Like we had so many meetings outside

Zam: You would know Jumper, you would know.

Jumper: Yeah I would, cause I have recordings of it!

Mapicc: I have something interesting. Minute, I'd like you to go to the announcements page of the discord right now.

Minute: Okay, what's going on?

Mapicc: It's currently 12 right now, we need 14 total. If anybody else, who hasn't voted yet would like to click on the react, you may now do so.

Minute: Did we not just go over this? Why are we trying to change the subject once I started disproving things?

Ro: That's 14.

Mapicc: Click on it. I think that's 14 Minute.

Minute: Okay, so by rule, if that number doesn't change or go below 14 then we'll have a reelection

Wemmbu: Nah nah nah nah nah. That is not what you said in the video.

Ro: You said before session.

Minute: If by before session we have 14 people

Wemmbu: You said before session, it's before session

Minute: Okay wait did we not just go over this right now in vc? like people have time to change their vote hello?

Wemmbu: Yes, for the session.

Minute: What are you saying? you just said people might change their minds or not

Wemmbu: Yes, you can change people's minds for when the, the election at the session.

Mapicc: You try and get reelected

Wemmbu: So now you need to do a reelection on Saturday and you can try to win that election.

Minute: If it stays at 14 yeah.

Wemmbu: No, that was not in the original video. We will quote the video

Minute: Okay okay, so did we not just talk about in VC the number could go up or down? now it's changing now you guys magically have 14?

Mapicc: Oh my God.

Zam: Minute loves twisting narratives afterwards. This is so interesting.

Ro: Minute, listen to me, listen to me. Minute, Minute, Minute, if you're arguing that it shouldn't change then why should it change from what you said in the video?

Wemmbu: Exactly.

Minute: Okay what do you say? Okay wait hold on, I didn't hear you okay what you said-

Ro: And what you said in the video is if I get 14 votes before the session on Saturday.

Minute: Look at the number now what does that mean! What? Oh now it's 15 okay fuck.

Bacon: Okay wait, I have a question, I have a question who added those extra votes? cuz it seemed like it was pretty-

Mapicc: It seemed like it was like-

Zam: Mid Mystic one as well wow,

Mapicc: I'm curious Minute, who added those votes?

Minute: Okay so now so now okay so now you cross the threshold we're going to ignore the whole conversation we just had in vc where you said the number could go up or down?

Leo: I want to say I added my vote because I think it would be kind of cool.

Minute: Oh okay.

Clown: I'm sorry, Minute. I'm not for peace. Ever. So it's just it's just a matter of disagreeing.

Ro: Oh Minute-

Mapicc: Minute, I think we should host a re-election right now. I think you said in the video, before the session-

Minute: That's not, that's not how this thing was supposed to go.

Bacon: You know we can have reelection at the-

Wemmbu: -Saturday. But we're gonna have to have-

RO: -Fine

Mapicc: Minute are you a man of democracy like you stated in all of your pitches, all of your videos? how about we take a vote on whether we should re-elect right now?

Zam: (giggly)Oh

Wemmbu: That's a really good question.

Mapicc: -That do you think of that Minute?

Minute: Can you do a server ping Spoke?

Spoke: Yeah what am I-?

Mapicc: Spoke do a server ping.

Spoke: What am I doing? Hello-

Mapicc: Just ping everyone and be like are you down to revote right now? React yes or no.

Minute: I don't know, it's just-

Wemmbu: We get a majority vote.

Minute: -this, this does feel a little hypocritical Mapicc, I have to, to say this.

Ro: How come? How so?

Mapicc: How come?

Minute: The other- I think it was yesterday, you and I had a, you and I had a, a little chat yesterday Mapicc, you said you said the presidency that I won was unfair because I had a lot of people online that I convinced that was the good guy is this not the same thing but on your end?

Mapicc: Um what if I told you I wasn't running for president.

Minute: You aren't running?

Mapicc: I'm not running.

Ro: He's not running.

Minute: Is someone on your team running?

Mapicc: Everybody react.

Ro: No I'm not running, Zam's not running.

Zam: I'm- I have no plans of running, yeah, uh, no.

Mapicc: Who punched me? That's not cool.

Poafa?: Spepticle.

Leo: I'm gonna run for President!

Mapicc: Uhoh! LeoWook's going to run for president. If you haven't reacted go check announcements now and react.

Leo: One time on my brother's SMP I ran for president and didn't get elected so this, like this, would be like Vengeance for them.

Clown: Oh Redemption, yes.

Leo: Yeah, Redemption.

Zam: Like the LeoWook.

Leo: Yeah.

Mapicc: And, that's that's that's not- that's a ClownPierce drawing okay

Clown: ClownPierce! Sorry, I love that drawing.

Mapicc: If you haven't reacted- There's more than 13 people in the VC so either react yeah or no please. Just so we like, know everybody is like locked in. okay.

Wemmbu: Oh

Mapicc: So Minute it's hit a majority.

Minute: So be it. It's a democracy.

Leo: Oh boy, Minute's no longer President.

Ro: It's time for a reelection

Mapicc: It's time for a reelection.

#lifesteal smp #lifesteal #Minutetech #Princezam #Mapicc #Roshambogames #transcription

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