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chicago-geniza · 18 days ago
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Booty shorts that say FUTURE LISTERIA CASUALTY (just reheated 3-week-old leftover ramen broth and had it for lunch)
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torveiglyart · 5 months ago
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Today was pantry clean up day and we found this basket of old candy. I have no clue if jolly ranchers expire but this is for sure the chewiest one I've ever had. And they're not supposed to be chewy. But it was blue raspberry, how could I resist?
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wawataka · 1 year ago
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just ate 4 expired things y’all i’m about to unlock some sick psychic powers
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karasflowers · 2 years ago
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i made a cake does this look like shit i dont watch bake off?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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that-jack-kline-bestie · 20 days ago
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Tummy hurt :(
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basshole-astard · 1 year ago
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
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cartoonsinthemorning · 3 months ago
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The Most StanTwins Coded Meme ever to exist, and no one went for it yet? Absolutely untolerable, I had to do it myself.
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opossumattack · 11 months ago
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Anyone want to see the worlds saddest concha? 1st attempt at making something like this, will be trying again soon
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catocomet · 2 years ago
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nikolai moment (i ate part of the king of scars cover)
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meziniart · 4 months ago
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you guys will never guess
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chanrizard · 3 months ago
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DominATE World Tour ✧ SEOUL D-2 (240825) ending ment
© OVERHEAT915
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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 11 months ago
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Danny: damn bro you smelly as fuckkkkk wtf you bathe in? Sewage?!?
Jason: wtf did you just say
Danny: yo hold still a sec
Jason: wha—
Danny, pulls toxic dark green sludge out of Jason’s chest that fucking wiggles around like a parasite: there the little bugger is
Batfam: 0-0
Danny:
Batfam:
Danny: *eats it*
Batfam: ?!?!!!!?!??!?!!!?!!???!!!!!??
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bochedogmeat · 6 months ago
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Marcille is mia… or something
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crayolascribblz · 7 months ago
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i haven't gotten my package yet where the hell is the mailman
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tortured-poet-of-thursday · 14 days ago
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writing gay fanfictions to cope with the fact that i feel like smth is wrong with me
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felixfeliccis · 10 months ago
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I'm sorry but garlic bread sucks ass so much
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