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Booty shorts that say FUTURE LISTERIA CASUALTY (just reheated 3-week-old leftover ramen broth and had it for lunch)
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Today was pantry clean up day and we found this basket of old candy. I have no clue if jolly ranchers expire but this is for sure the chewiest one I've ever had. And they're not supposed to be chewy. But it was blue raspberry, how could I resist?
#random#candy#jolly rancher#blue raspberry#chewy#stuck to my teeth#squished like it was half melted#only left side of my tongue is blue???#cleanup#this is gonna flop#it tasted fine#scratched my mouth like captain crunch#definitely cut my tongue#chewy and crunchy#shouldn't have bit down#i am also the person who bites things out of curiosity#like a shark#bit banana peel once#never again#that dry gauze feeling#stuck on my teeth for hours#i think#that's an adhd thing#adhd?#maybe?#what was this post about?
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just ate 4 expired things y’all i’m about to unlock some sick psychic powers
#throws up#i’m living in the trenches.#so first it was the milk#it had weird. flakes in it#in my defense#it tasted fine#then i made a sandwich with discolored ham and bread that’s been in the pantry for god knows how long#but again it tasted fine#and then i ate some string cheese that’s been in my fridge for weeks#that one did taste a little strange#i looovee over sharing#cnp rants
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Tummy hurt :(
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!!#its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!!#drinks#heat#dehydration#this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also#this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated#because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything#listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!!#drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything#please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!!#honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets#but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane.#it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration#YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!
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The Most StanTwins Coded Meme ever to exist, and no one went for it yet? Absolutely untolerable, I had to do it myself.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#than again I am a notorious Self-Chef#always cooking my own (delicious) food#this is the hard life of Lover of Fine Things & Haver of The Good Taste
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Anyone want to see the worlds saddest concha? 1st attempt at making something like this, will be trying again soon
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nikolai moment (i ate part of the king of scars cover)
#no. no i did not#it tasted fine#i guess#the bite mark is so visible#king of scars#kos#kos duology#nikolai lantsov#shadow and bone nikolai
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you guys will never guess
#crying screaming throwing up#im like very fine#no really#someone has discovered the power of showing me their favorite stuff (we have the same taste)#jayroy#red hood and the outlaws#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#sketch#red arrow#red hood#jason todd#roy harper#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dc fanart#arsenal#speedy
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Bloodline
Pairing: Dark!Marcus Acacius x Reader
Summary: The General needs an heir.
Warnings: 18+. NONCON. FORCED IMPREGNATION. Unprotected p-in-v. Arranged marriage. Throatfucking. Face-slapping. Breeding kink. Praise and degradation. Age gap. Dacryphilia. Fear play. Omitting one tag to avoid spoiling the ending—please read at your own risk.
Note: Silphium and pennyroyal (or ‘glechium’) were herbs commonly used for contraceptive purposes in ancient Rome.
Word count: 4.4k
You woke up knowing you were fucked.
In more ways than one: today brought your husband home from his latest campaign in Germania, and last week, your only batch of contraceptives was running low. Now, it was gone. You cursed the apothecary who had sworn she would procure your silphium drink before you were to see the General again, but presently, there was nothing more to be done. You had tracked your cycle and knew you were ovulating that week. You just hoped your husband would be too battle-weary and overwrought to seek a place in his bed, between your own legs, tonight.
‘Down’ came the order before the door to your chambers had even closed behind Marcus Acacius later that day.
Down meant he wanted you lying back.
Down meant your thighs had better be spread apart by the time he reached the bed. He wasn’t a patient man.
Down meant your meticulous menstrual contrivances had all been for nothing; you had been married to the General for almost a year, and in that time, you had promised yourself you would never bear him a child. While the only reason for your being forced to wed in the first place was to give him a son, you despised the idea of being the Emperor’s pawn. A vessel for the next awful bloodlusting boy to be born—you had been a present from your uncle Geta to Acacius, and ever since then, you had come to hate them both. You drank your herbal teas daily, without them ever knowing, and you feigned ignorance when, after months and months of the General’s best efforts, you never fell pregnant by him.
Today might very well be the day to change all that, if you had to judge by the look in your husband’s eyes, though.
The harsh, dark irises were alight as he approached you. Their gaze betrayed little more intrigue—or curiosity to know how you had been these last three weeks he was gone—than sheer lust. You could see it in his movements while he peeled his armor apart and drank your body in.
He shrugged the last scrap of metal and fabric away and climbed over you in bed. His motions were graceless, and his body was heavy. He smelled of dirt and blood.
“Wider,” he told you.
Wider your legs spread. He slipped between them, and with an affectionless, rough grip, he grabbed your wrist.
“Touch,” he commanded.
You obeyed that, too. Your fingers were guided to, and wrapped gingerly around, the thick, warm base you had come to know well since marrying Acacius. He pulsed proudly beneath your hand, and the grunt he gave said he was expecting this the whole long while he had been away. You stroked him slowly. Firmly. Contemplating.
“My love—” you started, low.
“Quiet.” Your husband’s voice swiftly supplanted yours.
It bid you to do as you were told, and open your mouth for nothing else but to pleasure the appendage you held.
You knew better than to speak in moments like these. But you also feared, for very good reason, that if you didn’t interject now, you may never get a chance to prevent this dreaded thing. It would only get harder.
He would only get harder.
“Husband,” you tried more warmly, stroking his cock as though you loved him, like weren’t repulsed by the thought of birthing his son. You forced your gaze up, too.
And no sooner had you done that when a hand landed across your face. Your cheek flamed; your skin bristled.
“My sweet wife insists on being heard, does she?” the General broke in, and you could tell it was through teeth, “Does it look like I’ve even begun to fuck you yet, girl?”
You shook your head that it didn’t. Your face stung, and you were about to look away when you felt the same hand that had delivered the last blow take your chin.
The General tilted it back up to his.
You felt him harden even more seeing tears start to well.
“Whatever it is, tell me after. I’ve waited too long for this.”
From his tone, you could tell that meant more than sex.
An heir.
He must have known you were withholding something.
Your hand moved quicker. More nervously. Worrying.
“Allow me to…to use my mouth, then. I-In other ways.” You hated even saying it. Your voice trembled as you did.
Silently, you braced yourself for another hit. Your wrist worked relentlessly, moving up and down the man’s shaft with little more intelligible thought in your head than the fear of being punished by him, when it stopped.
The General halted all movements of your hand. He eyed you once, uncaring, and then shook his head. The next thing you knew, you were being shoved off of the bed.
You never thought you would feel such relief sinking to your knees on the floor. You were good at this—could finish your husband off in under two minutes, easy—and for once, you were happy to feel the man’s fist in your hair. Holding you firm, guiding you fast, and being his normal gruff, callous self to force you onto his cock.
He filled your mouth quickly. Though it might not have meant much to a girl who had never seen, much less sucked, a dick in her life before becoming a wife, Marcus was big. He fit uncomfortably between your lips and stretched your jaw until it ached. At length, you let him move your face up and down, again and again, wetting his shaft with your slick, shiny, delicate strings of saliva. You almost felt grateful to be made to move so fast, so your tongue couldn’t get fully acquainted with his taste. You gagged lightly when he shoved you down to the base. Your eyes rolled back; his belly grazed your nose.
“You look better when I’m in you,” Marcus said coldly.
He dragged your head back, and you inhaled a breath. Your eyes rose to his, and he smiled—he saw tears again.
You blinked and let your expression fall limply, knowing how much he loved seeing you weak. You took the tip between the seam of your lips, and you kissed it once. Then you kissed it again. Your mind grew dizzy with the idea that you might actually get to swallow his load and be left alone the rest of the night if you only kept going.
You opened wider to do just that when next you heard:
“You’ll look better with my child inside you.”
As if galvanized by some sharp, unseen electric current, you wrapped your lips around his head. Fully. You tried enveloping the rest with your mouth, desperate to get your husband’s mind off of putting himself anywhere but at the back of your throat, and you hummed. The man above you gladly pushed himself further. You choked.
And just when you were about to force a breath through your nose, flatten your tongue and prepare to go deeper on the man you disliked most in this world, you felt him coax your gaze up to him. Tears were streaming down your cheeks at this point. You had to blink once or twice to even see him. When you had, you found him beaming.
For once, the General’s gaze was soft as he watched you.
You felt him tug your hair forward, and your lips went with it. Your throat resisted at first, but then it relented. In just a few moments, he was sliding down your throat.
You felt powerless. Your husband seemed to know.
“We’ve been unlucky, haven’t we?” he asked.
Surely, the question was meant to be rhetorical, for you couldn’t move your mouth without gagging on his cock.
Instead, you blinked. More tears flowed down your face.
“Nearly a year of being my wife, and still no child.” If you hadn’t known better, you might’ve taken him for contrite.
He sounded like he could’ve been forlorn, but the tone he used was too smooth. Slow. His voice was like molasses, almost. And then he moved his hips and sank in deeper. Your throat opened because it had no say in the matter.
You blinked harder, and more tears fell.
Please cum, please cum, please cum—
“I have it on good authority that a girl your age should be as fertile as anything. It shouldn’t take this long to take.”
—just finish, just finish, just finish where you are.
Marcus shifted again, and this time, you couldn’t control the spasm in your throat. You just coughed, and sputtered, and gagged down his length. You jerked your head pathetically under his hold, and just barely were you able to steal a gasp of air. The man loosened up.
And though his touch was less tight, his voice almost soft, and his eyes as bright as they had ever been, the words that followed after struck your senses like a fire.
Practically searing the insides of your skull when it came:
“You wouldn’t happen to know why that is, would you?”
You would’ve liked to swallow, but your esophagus was too chock-full of cock. Your lips were stretched, tongue flattened along his length, and your cheeks were now glistening with tears—from the strain of your husband’s intrusion, for one, and the fear of what he might already know, for another. You felt the head of his cock slide deeper down your wet and velvety channel before carving a path back up. Its ascent was slow. Teasing.
The fingers that were threaded through your hair held your head in place as he withdrew all the way to the tip.
“Answer me, wife.”
When you hesitated, the General slapped you again. His cock fell out of your mouth, and you coughed reflexively.
“I-I-I don’t…I don’t know what—”
“Think harder.”
A hit was shortly delivered to the other side of your face. You flinched, and winced, and right before you tried answering again, you felt your jaw forced open for something else. Rather than being made to let words fill the space, your husband’s cock was thrust in. It went far.
Your mouth was leaking with drool now. You couldn’t contain the spit. If anything, the General seemed to enjoy that as he slid himself further. Then he grunted.
“Why is it I’ve filled you with enough cum to paint the fucking Coliseum, and you still haven’t give me a son?”
You gagged. Your hands flew to his strong, bare thighs to grab the flesh out of habit, and once again, he withdrew.
“Why?!”
“I don’t know!”
Of course you did.
Still, you shook your head and kept your gaze plastered on his, begging for some shred of lenience. If he’d had any within him, you reckoned you weren’t seeing it that day. Before you could stop him, the General forced his way back into your mouth, and shortly down your throat.
“I think you’re a lying—” He jerked his hips once, to stab the very back of that place, “—pathetic fucking whore.”
You tried to whine in protest, but the sound was shortly muffled by his cockhead gliding back and forth in that wet, fleshy passage. Its path was suffocating. Your eyes almost rolled back from how fucking awful he tasted.
Please, please, your nails scratched at his legs like some kind of wordless entreaty. Your gaze was glossy and wet.
You could scarcely muster the strength to meet his own, but when you did, you found your husband smiling back.
He slid out of your mouth, and you could breathe again.
“We’ll try once more,” he said, pulling you up to your feet by your armpits, like he might treat a toy he didn’t like. When you were standing upright between his legs, you felt a shudder pass through your frame, and you tried to hide it. He leaned in: “Why haven’t you given me a son?”
“My body must not be r-ready.”
Wrong answer, apparently.
He slapped you again.
By now, your face was blooming with pain. Your skin stung, and your eyes burned, and you could still feel a trace of his precum trickling down your throat, and you hated him so much. But you had to be stoic. Insensitive.
Inventive.
“Silphium,” you stuttered out, before swallowing the awful tang you sensed and recollecting yourself, barely, “Pennyroyal, too. I hear there are…concoctions that help to make the womb more…more…hospitable, I believe.”
You were lying through your fucking teeth. Knowing your husband was far too dense and war-crazed to have ever consulted an apothecary in his life, and hoping he’d be stupid enough to accept whatever it was you said. When it came to things concerning your health, he rarely cared.
You swallowed hard and for once, felt a little more stable.
Then you were shoved onto the bed again, and any semblance of composure was sucked from your bones. You fell pathetically against the plush, satin covers of maroon and gold and were prone for no more than two seconds before the General started tearing your clothes.
“We’ll see,” he said simply.
He flipped you onto your back, and you writhed without really meaning to. You were operating on pure instinct, feeling a man nearly three times your age moving his hands across your front and ripping fabric left and right. It wasn’t fair. You could hold your tongue if he hit you hard enough, but your muscles fared worse when it came to constraining their natural inclinations. You kicked your feet, you squealed, then you begged him—
“Please, stop! I’m not ready yet! I can’t— I can’t— STOP!”
This was just like your wedding night. Only worse, because you knew exactly what lay in store with harrowing clarity and certainty. The General grinned.
“Pennyroyal, huh?” he sneered, yanking your clothes away while you thrashed and tried to push his hands off, “Is that what my wife needs to be ‘ready’ to bear sons?”
“Yes!”
“Silphium?”
“Please, please.”
There were fresh tears brimming in your eyes when he peeled the last scrap of covering off of your body and shoved you back down. You were shaking, and he was smiling, and as much as you knew the man hated being defied, you reckoned he took pleasure from the chase. Seeing the moisture well up and spill, feeling you crawl back in bed, meet his greedy, calloused hands and beg him over and over again not to make you do it, not now.
You could hardly even see him through your tears, but you felt him. Sensed his lower half forcing its way between your legs and then his member coming to rest on your belly. You squirmed at the feeling of your spit still coating him, and now brushing against you. You sobbed.
“You can’t keep forcing yourself inside me—”
“I can.”
“Won’t make a baby stick if you just—”
“I will.”
You felt betrayed. All your life you’d been force-fed these sunny, sanguine ideals of what motherhood was going to be, and this was all it was? After cherishing that prized thing between your thighs—like virginity were some real gift to be given—for so long, this is who owned it now? The General hadn’t had so much as a fraction of the compassion or patience a wife needed to feel secure. He didn’t treasure you, or care for your pleasure, or do anything to soothe the ache of his repeated intrusions. You couldn’t begin to think what he’d be like as a father.
Presently, he smoothed your hair from your face; not to comfort you any, but to make sure that he could see your expression when he sank himself in. When he took again.
“We’ll have to seek the Emperor’s best,” he murmured.
Your husband gripped one of your knees, and at the same time, held himself. You felt his thick, leaking head trail from your navel to your pubic bone, down exactly where you wanted him least. You tried to protest, but his grasp on your leg only tightened. He pressed you down into the mattress and wiped his cock between your folds.
“This pennyroyal you mention…” Marcus went on.
For some reason, your legs tensed as he said it.
“Or silphium. Whatever it is. Can we get it?”
His tip teased your soft, swollen clit—a place he rarely cared to touch—and, against your will, your body started.
Some minuscule ripple of pleasure there. You swallowed.
“Yes. We can. Please, just—” You glanced down between your body and the General’s then, and the sight nearly sent your head spinning. He looked so big. And cruel. And dripping with precum across your puffy, wet skin.
He knew this act well. You knew this act well enough, but for some reason, you thought your actions aimed at forestalling the inevitable might succeed this time.
You reached for his wrist, and your eyes pleaded with his.
“Don’t do this again,” you whimpered, feeling pathetic.
The General only shook his head, and he held on tighter.
“As your husband, I’ll do this as often as I please. And you’ll learn to like it, if you just stop fighting,” he said.
He found your dripping entrance, like he always did.
“Just let me in. Let me feel her, honey, I deserve it.”
You shook your head, but he pushed on anyway. Your stomach clenched, your walls tensed, and, in spite of your body’s strongest attempts, your husband notched the first inch of himself inside. He let out a happy sigh.
“That’s it. That’s a good wife,” he told you contentedly.
His girth was too much. It was always too much. No matter how slow he went, or how much you tried to prepare yourself, it always hurt. You whimpered at that feeling and had to bite your bottom lip to keep the sound from slipping out. Marcus nodded and kissed your cheek
“Sweet girl. ‘S’all she needed, see? One little inch, or—”
His words were cut short. Then he thrust in all the way.
“—eight, maybe.”
You shrieked and met his palm. It clamped over your lips.
That first stroke was torture. Dragging back was even worse. Re-sheathing himself and making you listen to his wretched grunts and groans of pleasure was pure agony.
“Will the herbs help? Pussy feels plenty ready to me.”
He was mocking you now. Your whines were stifled under his hand and your walls were forced wider for his girth as he sawed back and forth, over and over, without mercy.
“Nod if you want it,” he panted, “Nod if you need that.”
You weren’t sure if he meant the herbs or him. Slowly, and knowing he’d hit you if you didn’t, you nodded.
The General grinned. He didn’t hesitate to speak again.
“Good. Now you can stop soliciting apothecaries behind my back and using these same herbs as contraceptives.”
Your stomach dropped. Your eyes widened, though you knew it was a stupid thing to do when the man’s gaze was practically scorching through your own. You froze.
Your husband wedged his cock even deeper, and you felt him in your cervix—unprotected from any medicine now.
Medicine that he knew about, too, apparently.
You had no choice but to whimper when he kept digging his strong hips into yours, repeatedly, battering that soft, sensitive, defenseless place with his dick like he owned it. You wanted to kick your legs but sensed it was useless. General Acacius would get what he wanted.
What he needed was a son. You could see it in his eyes.
“My stupid, silly wife,” the General chided you, now fucking in deeper than he’d done before. Taunting, “I hope our son gets my brain, or the poor boy’s fucked.”
You wanted to cry. You were still sobbing, but the tears had come with such force before that there didn’t seem to be enough moisture in your body to allow them now. Any wetness, it seemed, was inside your legs, allowing your husband to pound into you with complete abandon.
Skin slapped skin. The man’s breaths grew quicker, more frantic, while your own you wished would halt altogether. His hand moved from your mouth to take your chin in his palm; he looked proud as he drilled your soft, limp body.
“Finish. Please,” you whimpered, all fight extinguished.
You didn’t know what else to say. Your husband had caught you, somehow, and probably knew as well as you that your body would now be forced to accept whatever he gave it. When that warm, throbbing member between your legs had had its fill and the man had decided he’d humiliated you enough, he’d paint your insides white. He’d shoot thick, hot ropes of cum where you’d dreaded him most, and in all likelihood, that seed would take. If not today, then tonight, tomorrow or the next day—there was no clear end in sight until the General had secured the heir he so desperately wanted. What Geta promised.
And you would be a mother, whether you liked it or not.
Every subsequent thrust, grunt, and groan rang hollow to you then. It was like your mind was lost from your body, your brain an open wound, and what was left of you simply splayed on that bed. Unmoving. Unfeeling. Being fucked and filled up without a modicum of concern for your humanity. Or what remained, anyway.
When he was finished and he could feel your body stuffed with his greedy, sticky release, the General leaned down and planted a kiss on your forehead.
He seemed more confident than ever as he spoke.
“I can feel my legacy has already been cemented.”
As it turned out, a month was enough.
Within the year, you gave birth to a son.
This was no great shock to you—getting forcefucked every night for five weeks straight would’ve done the trick for any woman in your position, you supposed.
What surprised you most was how gentle the General became after learning you were pregnant with his child. Ever the paragon of paternal affection and husbandly devotion to you from that moment forward, you were convinced the man had been transformed overnight. He never spoke so much as an unkind word to you, or gave a glance that said anything less than that he was in love and elated to help you bring new life into this world. He never forced himself on you in bed. You could sleep again
One morning, you were cradling your baby in your arms. In just a few short weeks, you had already memorized every inch of his soft, sweet face. And you knew from the first you’d never love a single creature more on this earth
When your husband approached, you smiled—beaming.
“How is my son?” came the deep warble of his voice.
You drew the blanket back an inch with just your finger; beneath the soft cloth, the two of you could see that the infant was sleeping peacefully. He made a delicate sound, and you were half-certain you could hear the General’s heart splintering in two along with it. He dropped to his knees beside you, where he leaned in near and let his eyes say all the rest. They were cheery. Wet.
Sometimes, you, too, enjoyed seeing him cry.
You pet his wavy grey locks and gave them a tug.
“Is he exactly as you pictured? Your legacy?” You smiled.
Marcus blinked, letting two warm tears trickle down.
“Better than I could have dreamed him myself.”
That made your heart swell with a still larger ache. This was all your husband had ever wanted—wrapped up in your arms and swaddled with wool. Your son looked like him, too. You could see the General’s appreciation of this every time his eyes fell to the child, and every time his gaze drifted to you. There was admiration. Adoration.
Love, for once.
“Will he be a soldier like his father?” you asked next.
“A much braver one than I ever was.”
“Will he do Emperor Geta proud by this calling?”
Once more, your husband���s eyes flitted from the baby up to you. His look was soft as he reached out for your hand.
“There isn’t a doubt in my mind of that, my love.”
You squeezed his palm. You couldn’t help yourself.
“And will he carry the Acacius family name with pride?”
At that, the General’s hesitation was even shorter than the last. He swiftly confirmed that his son would, indeed, wear his name like a badge of honor. There wasn’t a shred of uncertainty on that front, he assured you.
His smile was so wide you couldn’t help but mirror it.
Even as you slid the knife from in between the folds of your son’s blanket, you were smiling at him all the while.
“And what if he doesn’t?” you asked quietly.
The General’s gaze fell to the blade next.
You thought he might die on the spot.
“What if he bears no name at all?”
The serrated edge now hovered over the baby’s throat. When Marcus jerked toward the thing, instinctively, you only lowered it more. Brought the silver closer to skin.
“Please— You— you can’t— can’t— can’t— please stop.”
He was fumbling for words. You didn’t blame him.
“Your precious legacy is a fragile thing, General.”
And with that, you drew the knife closer.
Your husband let out a strangled noise.
Right when he rose to knock the weapon out of your hand, you took it and flipped it back around to him.
Your first stab was swift. Into his chest.
“My child will never know your name.”
It was clear the injury stunned him.
When you plunged the knife in again, the man let out another sound—this time, a grunt of pain—and you wedged it deeper. You didn’t flinch when his face twisted
“My son will take my name.”
Frankly, with the trauma your blade had already inflicted on his chest, you didn’t expect the General to be able to say a word. Or resist. By the look of horror in his eyes, you could tell he was capable of listening, though.
Now, he would be forced to hear it all.
See his own life taken away from him.
And feel the blade thrust in when you punctured his front for the third and final time. Your eyes were shining now.
Still cradling your child, still holding his gaze, still smiling like this was the single greatest day you’d lived to see.
“Acacius, your bloodline dies with me.”
#NICHE INTEREST HOTTIES HELLO (there are maybe four people who share this kink with me)#WHICH IS FINE#FORCED IMPREG IS AN ACQUIRED TASTE…..MOSTLY FOR INSANE PEOPLE#marcus acacius smut#marcus acacius x reader#marcus acacius one shot#marcus acacius imagine#marcus acacius#pedro pascal character fanfiction
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Danny: damn bro you smelly as fuckkkkk wtf you bathe in? Sewage?!?
Jason: wtf did you just say
Danny: yo hold still a sec
Jason: wha—
Danny, pulls toxic dark green sludge out of Jason’s chest that fucking wiggles around like a parasite: there the little bugger is
Batfam: 0-0
Danny:
Batfam:
Danny: *eats it*
Batfam: ?!?!!!!?!??!?!!!?!!???!!!!!??
#Danny: it’s fine it’s cool#Jason: You just fucking ATE THE LAZARUS PIT RAGE?!?!?!?#Danny: I mean I guess#Jason: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!??!#Danny: cause for a cored ghostly goo like me it’s like candy. not good to have in excessive amounts but a neat treat#Jason: ……….#Danny: tastes kinda like those sour gummy worms 😋#batfam: 😰#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dcxdp#danny fenton#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#batfam#dc x dp prompt
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Marcille is mia… or something
#laios trying to act Normal but he jyst thinks its so cool hes so curious and also a little jelly#he says just one bite one bite JUST A TASTE#chilaios#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#laios#laios touden#its been so long i have forgotten how tumblr tagging works#just tag all the things itll b fine#my art#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi
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“survive” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 344 words
James walks into the kitchen and finds Regulus sitting at the table, fully showered and dressed, cup of coffee in hand while reading the newspaper. James is in his pajamas, barely awake and still rubbing sleep from his eyes.
“Morning.” James says through a yawn.
“Morning.” Regulus pulls out the chair beside him for James to sit down.
“How long have you been up?” James asks.
“Only a few hours.” Regulus shrugs.
“A few hours? Then how many hours did you sleep?”
“Erm… I think about four?” Regulus says, looking back at the newspaper and avoiding eye contact.
“Four?! Regulus, that is not enough.” James tells him. “And how many cups of coffee have you had this morning.” James nods towards the mug in Regulus’ hand.
“Erm… I think maybe four?” Regulus shrugs again.
“Regulus! You cannot survive on four hours of sleep and endless cups of coffee.” James tries to take the coffee from Regulus.
“Oh, I’m fine, James.” Regulus moves his coffee out of James’ reach.
“Have you even eaten anything?” James asks, giving up on trying to take the coffee. Regulus doesn’t answer and continues avoiding eye contact. “When’s the last time you drank some water?”
“There’s water in my coffee.” Regulus says petulantly.
“Reg.”
“I don’t like water. It tastes funny.” Regulus pouts but finally puts the newspaper down and turns to look at James.
“I just want you to take care of yourself, love.” James tells him softly as he tucks a curl behind his ear. “You need to eat and sleep and drink water.”
“Overrated.” Regulus says, still pouting but with a small smile. James chuckles and kisses his forehead.
“Can I make you some breakfast?” James whispers as he moves to rest his forehead against Regulus’.
“I guess.” Regulus huffs and rolls his eyes.
“Good.” James gives him a kiss. “And then we’ll work on finding a water that doesn’t taste funny.” James tells him as he stands up.
Regulus grumbles under his breath and goes back to reading the newspaper. James kisses the top of Regulus’ head then goes to make breakfast.
#water does taste funny#i really hate it#so i understand where reg is coming from#i say this as i sit here with my cup of coffee#sleep deprived#knowing i should probably eat something#and i honestly couldn’t tell you the last time i drank water#everything is fine#regulus loves james#james loves regulus#jegulus#jegulus microfic#jegulus fanfiction#marauders fanfiction#regulus black#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#regulus x james#marauders era#harry potter marauders#harry potter#hp#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#starchaser#sunseeker#jeggyverse microfic
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i haven't gotten my package yet where the hell is the mailman
#welcome home#eddie dear#welcome home arg#he IS the pea omg !!1!1!!!#i love him hes so silly#hes Probably fine ^_^#where theres a hand theres a way get ringed stupid idiot!!! ur married now loser!!!!#gay postman for dinner babe#hes got the nutrient value of one pea and tastes like a glue gun#:3c#i love tags on tumblr
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Dunmeshi promotes the importance of balance for both a healthy body and a healthy mind, and optimism vs pessimism is one such case <3
If you were too glass half-full and I was too glass half-empty, maybe together we could make a full glass
#More in reblog about their arc n being fine w things going either way n ambiguity etc#Idealism vs doomerism. Reality checks are great yes but have you tried trying out something sweet you always assumed would taste awful#But got surprised when it was complementary and tasted good#Dungeon meshi#marchil#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#Now that i’m done w the dress thing and working on the arc analysis again my mighty need for marchil is back here badly. It’s at 12k rn#Like with diets but a diet for the brain. However a sandwich with syrup can also fix chil trust#MERRYYYYY CHRYSLER! HAVE CHEERY MARCHILS!#Prone is not an english verb sorry i did a french fail. There’s no english word w the exact flavor of meaning as prôner i’m mad
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writing gay fanfictions to cope with the fact that i feel like smth is wrong with me
#nothing mattress#who chairs?#write destiel if u havent felt real in months#no ones gonna know#add tears to ur anderperry and wolfstar soup#it will taste a lil bit salty but thats fine#i give bad advice btw#get a therapist#i wont#fanfiction#writing#archive of our own#destiel#spn#writer#supernatural#dead poets society#anderperry#neil perry#todd anderson#deancas#wolfstar#marauders era#marauders#remus lupin#moony#padfoot#sirius black
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