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Booty shorts that say FUTURE LISTERIA CASUALTY (just reheated 3-week-old leftover ramen broth and had it for lunch)
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Today was pantry clean up day and we found this basket of old candy. I have no clue if jolly ranchers expire but this is for sure the chewiest one I've ever had. And they're not supposed to be chewy. But it was blue raspberry, how could I resist?
#random#candy#jolly rancher#blue raspberry#chewy#stuck to my teeth#squished like it was half melted#only left side of my tongue is blue???#cleanup#this is gonna flop#it tasted fine#scratched my mouth like captain crunch#definitely cut my tongue#chewy and crunchy#shouldn't have bit down#i am also the person who bites things out of curiosity#like a shark#bit banana peel once#never again#that dry gauze feeling#stuck on my teeth for hours#i think#that's an adhd thing#adhd?#maybe?#what was this post about?
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just ate 4 expired things y’all i’m about to unlock some sick psychic powers
#throws up#i’m living in the trenches.#so first it was the milk#it had weird. flakes in it#in my defense#it tasted fine#then i made a sandwich with discolored ham and bread that’s been in the pantry for god knows how long#but again it tasted fine#and then i ate some string cheese that’s been in my fridge for weeks#that one did taste a little strange#i looovee over sharing#cnp rants
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i made a cake does this look like shit i dont watch bake off?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Tummy hurt :(
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!!#its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!!#drinks#heat#dehydration#this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also#this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated#because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything#listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!!#drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything#please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!!#honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets#but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane.#it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration#YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!
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The Most StanTwins Coded Meme ever to exist, and no one went for it yet? Absolutely untolerable, I had to do it myself.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#than again I am a notorious Self-Chef#always cooking my own (delicious) food#this is the hard life of Lover of Fine Things & Haver of The Good Taste
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Anyone want to see the worlds saddest concha? 1st attempt at making something like this, will be trying again soon
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nikolai moment (i ate part of the king of scars cover)
#no. no i did not#it tasted fine#i guess#the bite mark is so visible#king of scars#kos#kos duology#nikolai lantsov#shadow and bone nikolai
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you guys will never guess
#crying screaming throwing up#im like very fine#no really#someone has discovered the power of showing me their favorite stuff (we have the same taste)#jayroy#red hood and the outlaws#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#sketch#red arrow#red hood#jason todd#roy harper#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dc fanart#arsenal#speedy
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DominATE World Tour ✧ SEOUL D-2 (240825) ending ment
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#*awt#bystay#staysource#createskz#channiesnet#skzco#bang chan#felix#usersun#userlau#usertsu#melontrack#usersemily#dreamytag#mimotag#e01o#le mie creature#g'day mates of the soul#the head scritches. the shoulder grip. the feeling a little emotional and seeking comfort in your favorite person in the world.#the soulmateism of it all#the best friendism of it all even. the fake cringing when you realize you're being perceived and maybe it was a little too personal for#your taste as someone who keeps the things you hold most dear private and close to your heart. this is fine < is decidedly not fine#seungmin is trying to usurp my place as the chanlix fanclub president move jdhbfdjfbdjhb
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Danny: damn bro you smelly as fuckkkkk wtf you bathe in? Sewage?!?
Jason: wtf did you just say
Danny: yo hold still a sec
Jason: wha—
Danny, pulls toxic dark green sludge out of Jason’s chest that fucking wiggles around like a parasite: there the little bugger is
Batfam: 0-0
Danny:
Batfam:
Danny: *eats it*
Batfam: ?!?!!!!?!??!?!!!?!!???!!!!!??
#Danny: it’s fine it’s cool#Jason: You just fucking ATE THE LAZARUS PIT RAGE?!?!?!?#Danny: I mean I guess#Jason: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!??!#Danny: cause for a cored ghostly goo like me it’s like candy. not good to have in excessive amounts but a neat treat#Jason: ……….#Danny: tastes kinda like those sour gummy worms 😋#batfam: 😰#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dcxdp#danny fenton#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#batfam#dc x dp prompt
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Marcille is mia… or something
#laios trying to act Normal but he jyst thinks its so cool hes so curious and also a little jelly#he says just one bite one bite JUST A TASTE#chilaios#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#laios#laios touden#its been so long i have forgotten how tumblr tagging works#just tag all the things itll b fine#my art#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi
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i haven't gotten my package yet where the hell is the mailman
#welcome home#eddie dear#welcome home arg#he IS the pea omg !!1!1!!!#i love him hes so silly#hes Probably fine ^_^#where theres a hand theres a way get ringed stupid idiot!!! ur married now loser!!!!#gay postman for dinner babe#hes got the nutrient value of one pea and tastes like a glue gun#:3c#i love tags on tumblr
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writing gay fanfictions to cope with the fact that i feel like smth is wrong with me
#nothing mattress#who chairs?#write destiel if u havent felt real in months#no ones gonna know#add tears to ur anderperry and wolfstar soup#it will taste a lil bit salty but thats fine#i give bad advice btw#get a therapist#i wont#fanfiction#writing#archive of our own#destiel#spn#writer#supernatural#dead poets society#anderperry#neil perry#todd anderson#deancas#wolfstar#marauders era#marauders#remus lupin#moony#padfoot#sirius black
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I'm sorry but garlic bread sucks ass so much
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