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Confirmed the hard way that I have not grown out of my childhood allergy by eating a fruity CEREAL BAR
#willow's tea#allergies#adulting#it said fruits but not what fruit#figured what's the chance it's probably too processes to matter#NOT ONLY WAS IT NOT PROCESSED TO OBLIVION IT WAS THE ONE FRUIT#i am ok#mouth feels like it's a home to ants
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the man trained by the shimotsuki since childhood, the mind behind the three sword style, the demon pirate hunter, vice captain of the Strawhat Pirates,
easily stopped with a hand on his shoulder by his captain (currently in a silly hungry vibe)
#he blink#HE'S SO CUTE#help#zolu#zoro#luffy#one piece live action#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#my thinking is that zoro's survivalist (glorified anxiety) instincts found some peace in Luffy's presence at this point in the opla#any other person who tries to pull zoro back by the shoulder the way luffy just did? gone. zoro is suddenly fruit ninja again#any other person who even tries to REACH for him gets sliced n diced#especially to reach from behind him which is a general blind spot#someone with zoro's training would know how to track what happens in his blind spots#but someone with zoro's heart recognized luffy and said 'oy chill he's good he's the homie'#outside of his fight or flight mode#zoro feels safe enough now (in Luffy's presence) to become his true self#A Tired Stormcloud Character#who's going to tell opla zoro this is only the start#Strawhat shenanigans#on another note his earrings are so fkn pretty like *makes grabby hands*
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I don't recall the books ever specifying what weapons Elrond primarily fought with and while he is usually given a sword by both the movies and fandom, I think it would be incredibly hilarious if he came out with fucking Dramborleg. They are getting ready for battle and he brings out this huge ass axe his gramps once killed balrogs with. Sir, you were discussing poetry 10 minutes ago, where did that thing come from
#or was it balrogs? it's been a while since i've read it#but he 100% killed some firey things during the fall of gondolin so whatever#the comedic effect of this comes from the fact that literally no one would expect elrond to have an axe#he just doesn't seem like the axe type#i know tuor's axe went to númenor (so presumably elros had it) and later was probably lost in the downfall#but consider: i don't think it was said where in númenor the axe was?#so if elendil had it he WOULD take it with him#and if the royalty had it#isildur already commited fruit-robbery what's one more#or elrond just got it from númenor before the downfall whatever#i am not figuring out the logistics behind my shitpost (this time)#elrond#tolkien#silmarillion#lotr
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yea
#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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pink 💖
#exo#junmyeon#suho#exoedit#malegroupsnet#smsource#kpopccc#dailybg#ksoloists#tw flashing#*m#useroro#useranusia#eritual#userbexrex#userresa#dearestmillie#awekslook#userjsuh#i asked bestie what she thought of the colouring and she said 'he looks like a fruit. like a peach' so i guess now we know who jongin was#singing about.#anyway the 'quality' of these on mobile... jesus christ i am so sorry
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dick: i am tired of this, damian just give tim a simple compliment about ANYTHING
damain: drake, most of the time you smell like fresh water and day old fruit
tim: *eye twitches*
#steph: there is a gay joke there but i’m too scared to find it#this is literally something a friend told me and said was a compliment#WHAT DOES IT MEAN#WHAT DO YOY MEAN DAY OLD FRUIT!?#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#stephanie brown#dc comics#batman#dc#batfamily#nightwing#dc robin#robin#red robin
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woe kuwameshi meme be upon ye
#the way yusuke just. projected this image into kuwabara's head without explaining anything 🧍🏽#what was he supposed to think 😭#when i was a kid i didn't understand that it was a message from yusuke that he needs a kiss to wake up#so it just looked like kuwabara had a dream unprompted and was so fucked up over it he skipped school 💀#and I was like ig he's just? gay? cos my sister had shown me fruits basket already#and i was like well they were gay in that show so maybe it's the same here 🤔#7yo cee said gay rights#kuwameshi
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#You always liked to read to me#Tell me who said what and why and how#And sometimes you'd tell me how much you loved flying#And you said you loved reading#And dancing#And singing#You said you loved life#And then you said you loved me#Such power#Such life#I only saw it in you#My mindless adoration for you always made it hard to breathe#But I have the answer now of that one thing you asked so so long ago#You asked me if I loved you or not#Have you ever seen the sun rising from the pit of ocean and letting all its radiance set the sky on fire#Have you seen the blazing sun and the warm water that ripples like a fruit of plum#This is how I feel about you#Rising and burning and craving and wanting and wishing and hoping and loving and dying and aching#Because baby i know the night would come anyway#But my sun sets to rise again#I'd fly to you like Icarus and took the fall like Achilles#You asked me if I love you or not#As if it isn't the only way i live
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I miss them already
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nadja of antipaxos#laszlo cravensworth#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#the guide#colin robinson#my art#fanart#shadowsart#colin can turn into a gecko so he's a leopard gecko#and all the vamps are fruit bats cause i said so
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you come at a crisis, watson
#the way he will lock mrs h out of the room & live on green apples from the fruit bowl#bless her for keeping that fruit bowl stocked#how long did it take him to make this mess#& where has watson been that he didnt hear the pistol shots#in acd ofc he's been at home w his imaginary wife so that doesn't help us#the naval treaty#granada holmes#sherlock holmes#watson#david burke#baker street#untidy#my posts#gifs#queue#prob not what yall had in mind when i said naval treaty gifs but his messes mean so much to me#plenty of briarbrae woking in the queue
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#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#to the person who wanted to give them a blanket and a pillow with a TV:#i don't think you actually meant to give them a pillow with a tv built into it but the idea of such a thing was too silly#i couldn't just not draw it and put a screenshot of the lmk intro theme on it#anyways i think its really funny how people seem to assume blueberries are their favourite fruit or something#even though someone once upon a time asked if they liked blueberries and Mayor said something like 'I do not eat them often but I like them#they like pear guys#because it was the dullest fruit I could think of at the time of wondering what flavour milk ice they like#no i am not bullying pears#we do not accept pear slander in the chat#anyways idk what they are gonna do with the tempura shrimp and soy sauce#they will eat it probably
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An Onion article riffing on Pope Francis’s recently-stated opposition to surrogacy (by the way, breaking news: pope opposed to surrogacy) described Mary as a surrogate used to produce the son of God, and I can’t even bring myself to be too mad about it, given that they accidentally perfectly explained why I can’t get behind a theology in which Mary is a) a variable in the equation that leads to Christ, rather than a hard factor, b) on a temporary term of intimacy with the divine Father of her child that would not preclude her, for instance, having a few kids with Joseph once the Messiah was properly delivered into the world and the necessary obligation fulfilled.
#religion#Christianity#Blessed Mother#Angel said blessed is Mary and blessed is the fruit of Mary’s womb not blessed is the womb that had Jesus in it#Jesus actually split that particular hair from what I can tell
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Posted this ages ago on twitter, no idea how much it’s been discussed on tumblr, but: still one of my favorite parallels, still one of the best tai characterization moments
#the pig roasted golden like jackie and adorned with fruits like the bacchanal#the recurring imagery of tai putting food into her mouth that she doesn’t want to eat#the man at the dinner event saying he calls dibs on the pig’s ear#just copying what I said in the twitter thread here but also tai’s slipping grasp on control being marked by unwilling consumption of meat#why so pattern — the noticer#anyway. it’s good.#yellowjackets#taissa turner
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hey hey ! ive been lovingly staring at all ur art ever since i found you n ‘ i wanna say !! i love ur artstyle !! sm !! waaugh !! <33
have a star ⭐️
a question ive been meaning to ask though , i cant really seem to find much information about your lights out au , unfortunately ^^”
may i ask what exactly is the premises ? :O
so the Lights Out au is essentially: the Welcome Home Puppet Show was shut down prematurely, and without any warning to the puppets. the employees turn off the studio lights when they leave for the last time, completely abandoning the building and the sapient puppets inside. the building is locked and boarded up to ensure that nothing gets out.
the lights turn off halfway through the neighbors' "day", and everyone - except Wally - goes to sleep, assuming the day got away from them & its just time for bed. the lights never come back on, the neighbors don't wake up, and problems start to arise from the lack of light. Wally and Home are left to deal with all of this alone.
(and Eddie is in the water cause... well. he's just in there! fr tho it's just a running joke for the au <3)
#yeah the info about it is rather scattered...#mostly because its scattered in my brain! and the docs i made for it!#a lot of it is still nebulous in my mind but its slowly taking shape into something Concrete i can work with#unfortunately my creative process is rarely cohesive or straightforward#a lot of the posts are more memey than anything#which directly conflicts with how the au is supposed to be-#which is: angst central babey!!!!#ive trying to hype myself up to scribble lil mini-comic things#for scenes and such i have in my head#we'll see if i ever manage!#wh lights out au#rambles from the bog#also thank you <3 sticking the star to my forehead like a fruit sticker <3#and anon dw its not a dumb question! i only outright said what the premise is like... Once ahaha
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This is me calling Law out.
He is purposefully making his moves look sexy as possible, and that's the kind of bullshit we need to be calling out.
#I have this theory about Law awakening his devil's fruit while on his ship with Zoro#slowly running his hand down a SWORD doesn't help#because you know Zoro has so many swords#this post was totally just about swords#COULD that move be used in fanfic sexy times?#I hadn't even noticed!#this is some new world devil's fruit bullshit right here#the Op Op no mi#i said what i said#one piece#trafalgar d. water law#trafalgar law#amusing musings#wano arc#zolaw#those hands#watch what you do with them
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Say what you want about if robots can eat or not but i think Zane likes the weirdest food combos. He gets the cravings of a pregnant woman 100%.
Mf just be eating anything. He'll put salt on everything and he'll put sugar on anything. It'd taste horrid but he'd still eat it.
Dude probably wraps pickles with fruit roll ups or something.
#except what if i said he was an orthorexic too#so actually no he wouldnt eat the fruit roll up#“how does a robot have-” BECAUSE I SAID SO.#ninjago#zane ninjago
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