#they like pear guys

[askblueandviolet]

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[fatyaoi]

HIHIHIHIHI

Will your Wesker art make a return? :3

[daggery]

i saw a picture of a plate of sliced fruit and it was very pretty and for a moment i felt strangely angry that after you eat it then it’s gone and there’s no more. but that’s the nature of a plate of fruit

[irlmumrik]

put me in a room w/ pear flavored shit I will Win

[starbuck]

evil spirits inside my brain are telling me to get tattoos based on the obscure historical research i’ve been doing for work and honestly?? i’m having a hard time finding objections.

[leatherbookmark]

every time someone makes a joke abt how hahaha jgy is sooo crazy acting like nmj's disembodied head harbors any resentment for him xD you're the one who's obsessed my guy! xD i'm like IT'S A GHOST BOOK THERE'S . GHOSTS

[iwatcheditbegin]

I had a migraine and had to use instacart. Yeah this is why I don’t. And why I try to always get a female shopper if possible bc the male incompetence I am always subjected to. And I try not to make generalizations but this sounds like it’s an across the board experience . How are you telling me a store doesn’t have any tomatoes or almonds?

[edenpoise]

the fact that eve would be canonically older than most if - not all of the goetia family is wild.

[askblueandviolet]

Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.

Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*

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[andykilgore]

which one of these is a more . justified choice for a hmo. as in which one is WORSE.

[originallymarysue]

Little meme I did today because I'm been having to think about Pre-GuardianPod Peach due to a fic I'm writing recently

[reliquiaenfr]

friend: links me a double pear for sale

me, who has recently spent all my money buying genes: d-do you think they'd accept payment in little heart emojis? 😭

[eric-the-bmo]

HI LET ME SHOW YALL MY SONA—

no idea what this thing is its just an awful little guy

[celestelunisea16]

Headcanon i have for cowboyking:

They cook pretty decently together in the kitchen. But if they see *one* new weird ingredient-

(Also. They work well because they are somewhat matching autism. Just different interests)

Alright, Anon, this is gonna be a fun one to cook up.

*Cue drum sound*

So my thoughts on how cooking goes with these two alone is this.

- Starlo is like... AT least an average level of cooking. At least, by himself, he's average with cooking. I mean, don't get me wrong, he can cook somethings! It's just that sometimes, he can get a little distracted- (He accidentally let the noodles get stuck to the pot somehow while also trying to watch some hamburger meat. The noodles were so stuck that they had to get an ice pick to get the corn out.)

- Lucifer is the better one of the two with cooking because he seems to be the one who looks more like he can cook up some nice dishes.

So if they have ingredients that they've used before, AND they work together to cook? You definitely know they can possibly cook up a delightful (maybe even 5 star if they're lucky) meal for two people (three if it's their shared custody week(s) for Clover if they're alive).

However, if you add that ONE item that they never used before?

...

"..."

"..."

"So Luci, do ya know how this thing is used?"

"Yes, uh... It's used to, uh... uhm..."

"... you don't know either, do you?"

"... no."

Yeah, I'm seeing these guys be like how wires are when they're all tangled up and pulled into wrong places-

Literally, it either gets to the point where they either try putting it into a combination of different foods or they get too caught up in trying to figure out that the kitchen becomes a straight-up MESS.

I'm betting you whenever Clover stays with Lucifer and Starlo for their custody days, they'll just hear their dads panicking in the kitchen over a single ingredient and walk in to see Lucifer and Starlo just... that kitchen is HORRIBLE-

"Uh... Demon Dad, Star dad? What happened in here?"

"... Uh, nothing, kiddo, me and Starlo were just deciding on if we should get take out instead-"

"Yeah, I think Luci said that he'd let me go get some Sliders from the Saloon in our world, didn'tcha Luci?"

"Hey, I thought you said I could get us something from the Gluttony Ring!"

"When did I ever say that-!?"

"Just earlier!"

Both of these guys end up trying to get out of cleaning the kitchen, but afterwards I'm pretty sure Clover would basically be the child who knows that both of their parents are trying to avoid cleaning the kitchen, and takes charge themselves of going to get some Sliders from the Saloon and Floral Cupcakes from Oasis Valley's Cafe in their world, (While, of course, getting themselves some Gunpowder from Blackjack with the Gold they have left over while they're out) leaving Lucifer and Starlo to clean up the mess they made in the kitchen.

After that incident, they're going to try to practice learning what that ingredient is and what it can be used for, just in case another recipe calls for it-

[dividedsingularity]

Putting the 'employer' in 'boss' B ] aka, workplace mandated photo of Faze and his invaluable concert crew. I have a version from before I cleaned Faze's lines scanned, it's under the read more.

[pine-needle-scuffle]

draw your fursona in cool outfits, its fun