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#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#blue and violet#to the person who wanted to give them a blanket and a pillow with a TV:#i don't think you actually meant to give them a pillow with a tv built into it but the idea of such a thing was too silly#i couldn't just not draw it and put a screenshot of the lmk intro theme on it#anyways i think its really funny how people seem to assume blueberries are their favourite fruit or something#even though someone once upon a time asked if they liked blueberries and Mayor said something like 'I do not eat them often but I like them#they like pear guys#because it was the dullest fruit I could think of at the time of wondering what flavour milk ice they like#no i am not bullying pears#we do not accept pear slander in the chat#anyways idk what they are gonna do with the tempura shrimp and soy sauce#they will eat it probably
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HIHIHIHIHI
Will your Wesker art make a return? :3
#yeah i got some shit cooking for u guys dw#hes literally the only killer i play in dbd and i know im gonna get sucked back into that any day now.#so expect my brain to rot like a old ass pear in the july sun. on fresh black top.#wesker
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the delightful* god of angels. aren't xp lovely.
#*no xp fucking aren't.#yin art#eyestrain#eyes cw#trypophobia#ask to tag#this is reggie's technical parent. their relationship is complicated#i really need to get yall caught up on the yin angel oc lore#above#body horror#if you remember my artfight card from earlier this year? the horrifying eye abomination?#this is the same guy.#bastard motherfucker son of a bitch absolutely rotten creature who deserves only to be wrung like silly string and locked in a pear wiggler
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put me in a room w/ pear flavored shit I will Win
#txt#swede posting#also did they change their packaging..? sometimes it's different#culture shock when I found out pear flavored shit wasn't like second nature in other places (what's wrong w/ u guys :( 🍐)#same w/ hallon lakrits
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evil spirits inside my brain are telling me to get tattoos based on the obscure historical research i’ve been doing for work and honestly?? i’m having a hard time finding objections.
#this one guy was probably the best orator in Delaware and he got killed by a fucking pear#so i wanna get a pear for him#and then this other guy was honestly just a complete freak#but we DO have a really nice drawing of him from the paper that i’m inclined to just get reproduced as-is#i would get to keep explaining this weirdo for the rest of my life - god bless#and i still need to get the tattoo to match my boy James Heath#but i haven’t figured out a design for that yet#and i sort of feel like i should wait until i move out for that one… for symbolic reasons#so that’s on hold#but nothing is stopping me from getting a pear or a weird old guy#i think this is too much power…
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I had a migraine and had to use instacart. Yeah this is why I don’t. And why I try to always get a female shopper if possible bc the male incompetence I am always subjected to. And I try not to make generalizations but this sounds like it’s an across the board experience . How are you telling me a store doesn’t have any tomatoes or almonds?
#i usually try really hard to not do instacart bc it’s expensive and they never get it right#but I needed food and cant go anywhere with a migraine#or when they take a pic and what they say us not there is literally right there#man really tried to say the store doesn’t have tomatoes or almonds#the male shoppers are incompetent as fuck#when I was in res treatment we used instacart a lot and it was a joke what they might mess up#I do no replacements but then I end up paying delivery for like 3 things#I had them replace too many things that aren’t even close#they literally replaced yogurt with pears#and another guy thought pudding cups were yogurt
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the fact that eve would be canonically older than most if - not all of the goetia family is wild.
#✾ ⎰ ❛ apples peaches pears . ❜ ⧸ ⊰ out of char ⊱#// for helluva boss in how they seemingly doing ages and everything#// paimon would be the only one i'd question#// with what i know of the ars goetia and trying to wrap my mind around the ages for adam lilith and eve#// meh br a i n#// and when i mean older i mean O L D E R#// cause like isn't stolas for some reason 36 or something?? xD MY ASS THOUGHT HE WAS 3000+ OR SOME SHIT BEFORE I HEARD THAT#// i learned about solomon and the stuff surrounding ars goetia ( fgo brain go brr ) so my brain refuses to believe these guys are so young#// and idk if earth just moves faster in years or whatever#that might work but imma assuming the show itself might not be doing that since blitz goes to the human realm often and we have the agents#// and everything there as well soooo y e a h either way canon wise yes but lore wise questionable#// j ust sayin' while i think eve adam and lilith would be older i think it shouldnt be by OVER 6000+ YEARS BC#// like the SINS have to be older yeah? imma place them like with lucifer or something with ages for show lore#anyway i should sleep
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bingbong ocs
#don’t worry about the images without names they’re right here#mardi gras tree#cut my lip#carnage#angels food cake#cadillac#beach bucket#water twinkie#prickly pear cactus#water hemlock#object oc#osc#most of these are just silly guys without story#except cadillac; angels food cake; and water hemlock#tumblr didn’t let me post images for like 30 min for some reason#eyestrain#<-? for mardigras tree#art
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Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.
Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#blue and violet#I just remembered that there is actually a valid reason as to why I decided the Mayor would like pears#pear is a autumn/winter fruit#I'm so silly that I forgot that this was an actual reason for my logic behind this#mayor likes pear because its a winter fruit#and its a bit dull but the pears I have eatten are a little sweet so eh#citrus fruits are also winter fruits#this guy could probably eat a lemon whole and not even flinch#or maybe they would and their face would actually just scrunch up in the modt horrifying way#I don't know which one is funnier#anyways- the mayor likes pear flavoured ice cream/milk ice#I personally like chocolate flavoured ice cream too 👍#I actually just love icecream in general so I think I'm jusy projecting onto the Mayor at this point#they love ice cream/milk ice#Macaque has intense mixed feelings about this#he doesn't understand the appeal of a good pear other than the fact that its a good fruit to wash down something you just ate beforehand#he likes banana and banana flavoured ice cream#y'know its funny because people assume Mayor likes blueberries because its blue and Macaque likes plums because its purple
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friend: links me a double pear for sale
me, who has recently spent all my money buying genes: d-do you think they'd accept payment in little heart emojis? 😭
#flight rising#nonsense#its 4.4kg which is pretty high for the tert colour#i already have a double pear with copper#and i think that guy was like 600g#which is a lower than normal price#but aaaaaah#ill keep an eye on her#see what happens
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actually yeah i'm just gonna go ahead and state this boundary real quick. i'm not saying this as an attack on anyone, but i figure i should say something b/c this does make me extremely uncomfortable.
anyway random people coming onto my silly posts to be self-deprecating annoy me and i'm at the point where i just block on sight.
genuinely if you blorbo tag a post... unless i say otherwise, go for it. that's fine. i love seeing those.
if you're coming onto my post where i jokingly self-aggrandize about how cool i am and how much people love me just to say that you wish that applied to you and no one loves you! i'm probably gonna dip! i'm sorry if that sounds mean and i genuinely wish you the best, but that's not what we're about my guy and i do not really want that on my post
#multi makes text posts#listen. i have depression. i have *bad* depression#right now i really really do not like myself. i will be honest#but i've been trying to stop talking down about myself all the time#and that *has* genuinely helped#at least a little bit#it's not a one-step solution and you're not gonna be cured forever and never be depressed again#but it's better than nothing if it's something you can do#also regardless can you do that somewhere else. this post isn't about that. fuck off actually#also. let me put it this way.#in one example of this i made a post joking about how people love me for being a silly little guy#and i got one reblog saying 'no they don't'#and it was in reference to themselves i believe#but like. literally go fuck yourself? i don't know you?#your self deprecation came as an insult to me so now i have no sympathy. go sit in the pear wiggler.
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HI LET ME SHOW YALL MY SONA—
no idea what this thing is its just an awful little guy
#yes it uses it/is#it doesnt have a name its either called Me or Little Guy (or Pear? Like parasite)#eric finally speaks#my art#my sona
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Headcanon i have for cowboyking:
They cook pretty decently together in the kitchen. But if they see *one* new weird ingredient-
(Also. They work well because they are somewhat matching autism. Just different interests)
Alright, Anon, this is gonna be a fun one to cook up.
*Cue drum sound*
So my thoughts on how cooking goes with these two alone is this.
- Starlo is like... AT least an average level of cooking. At least, by himself, he's average with cooking. I mean, don't get me wrong, he can cook somethings! It's just that sometimes, he can get a little distracted- (He accidentally let the noodles get stuck to the pot somehow while also trying to watch some hamburger meat. The noodles were so stuck that they had to get an ice pick to get the corn out.)
- Lucifer is the better one of the two with cooking because he seems to be the one who looks more like he can cook up some nice dishes.
So if they have ingredients that they've used before, AND they work together to cook? You definitely know they can possibly cook up a delightful (maybe even 5 star if they're lucky) meal for two people (three if it's their shared custody week(s) for Clover if they're alive).
However, if you add that ONE item that they never used before?
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"..."
"..."
"So Luci, do ya know how this thing is used?"
"Yes, uh... It's used to, uh... uhm..."
"... you don't know either, do you?"
"... no."
Yeah, I'm seeing these guys be like how wires are when they're all tangled up and pulled into wrong places-
Literally, it either gets to the point where they either try putting it into a combination of different foods or they get too caught up in trying to figure out that the kitchen becomes a straight-up MESS.
I'm betting you whenever Clover stays with Lucifer and Starlo for their custody days, they'll just hear their dads panicking in the kitchen over a single ingredient and walk in to see Lucifer and Starlo just... that kitchen is HORRIBLE-
"Uh... Demon Dad, Star dad? What happened in here?"
"... Uh, nothing, kiddo, me and Starlo were just deciding on if we should get take out instead-"
"Yeah, I think Luci said that he'd let me go get some Sliders from the Saloon in our world, didn'tcha Luci?"
"Hey, I thought you said I could get us something from the Gluttony Ring!"
"When did I ever say that-!?"
"Just earlier!"
Both of these guys end up trying to get out of cleaning the kitchen, but afterwards I'm pretty sure Clover would basically be the child who knows that both of their parents are trying to avoid cleaning the kitchen, and takes charge themselves of going to get some Sliders from the Saloon and Floral Cupcakes from Oasis Valley's Cafe in their world, (While, of course, getting themselves some Gunpowder from Blackjack with the Gold they have left over while they're out) leaving Lucifer and Starlo to clean up the mess they made in the kitchen.
After that incident, they're going to try to practice learning what that ingredient is and what it can be used for, just in case another recipe calls for it-
#undertale yellow#undertale yellow starlo#starlo#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#hazbin lucifer#cowboykingshipping#starlo x lucifer#undertale yellow clover#like these guys would panic over not knowing how to use a new ingredient and its just chaos#Clover is just thinking “are they actually having issues with a pear?”#like fr this kid is just like ._.“#watch the ingredient be like an Avacado or something#or it could be something like Frog Legs or something like that-#or maybe even something like Snails or Butterscotch or Cinnamon?#idk but hey leave it up to your imaginations on what they had issues on cooking/making food with.
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btw say hello to Paerskvaer (pronounced pear square) (inspired by my bf's balders galders OC who is called Applering)
#dont think ill be doing oc stuff with him but honestly i just. like saying pear square#also yes that's a guy ik its the '''''feminine'''' body type he's trans#and yea i also like my femme trans guy bard half orc. as a concept#idk if i can get into the game itself tho t b h. very dnd verse. very confusing interface so far#txt
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Putting the 'employer' in 'boss' B ] aka, workplace mandated photo of Faze and his invaluable concert crew. I have a version from before I cleaned Faze's lines scanned, it's under the read more.
#mx creations#original art#traditional art#oc#Fazestory#Faze#Flying Pear#Trezo#coolest or most insufferable boss to have? you decide. the guys don't seem thrilled but to give some insight#Trezo's trying to be professional and ending up awkward while Pear outright hates that this is happening#in related news I'm making an animatic on what it's like trying to get Pear to do something it doesn't want to. look forward to it#within the year hopefully#btw this is from before Faze met Menix
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draw your fursona in cool outfits, its fun
#im so tempted to actually make this jacket#pear the kinkajou#my art#my fursona#furry#i can't stress the absolute good that drawing him like ME has done#like i feel so much more comfortable in my body and as a guy#cause like HES a guy and he looks like me! idk it just makes me so happy
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