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my 2024 personality trait: making every character i write say "shit mama"
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to all people who said PART 1 made them laugh - i lov u 💗 this is for u
#look...i know it's been a month but hear me out-#guys don't yell he's really trying okay!!#NOT a mean ww truther bc he really isn't mean like at all#not in an intentional way#he's just stressed and embarrassed and tipsy here give him a break#he's swagless & thinks it's yet another reason he's unlovable (untrue)#dont worry woowoo vash also severely lacks in the swag department#but funny doodles aside i have other more serious art of them already posted + in the works#their understanding of each other ends up being so deep#but at the same time they manage to be so utterly stupid about it#how do they manage? i don't know#they just make me want to tear my hair out#you're important to each other!!!! get!! that!!! thru!! ur! HEADS!!!!#neither of them think they deserve what they want/need#i'm inconsolable actually nobody talk to me (talk to me please)#see using words isn't so hard. stupid fictional men#(she thought she did something with those tags)#times are hard but i stay silly#by that i mean i re-read vol 10#on the daily.#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#trimax#trigun#tzarrz
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Me, episode 1: Oh, a relatable protag! And a relatable female protag, at that. Sweet! That never happens.
Me, a few episodes in: Wait, the protag really is going to be my character? The one I identify with the most? Seriously? It's not going to be a strange, at least somewhat sinister, seemingly hostile male side character? It's gonna be a female character and the protagonist? That's insane, that literally never happens... what's the catch??
Me, more than halfway through the season: ... huh, I guess Maomao really is it. Okay, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me to myself, after episodes 22/23:
#i let my guard down#i should have known#like really i should know better by now lmao#that's probably the best depiction of prosopagnosia i've seen in fiction ngl#also luo//men's suggestion re: using other attributes to tell people apart??#A++ approach what a guy#mine isn't nearly as severe but i totally use footsteps/gait/mannerisms as my primary means of distinguishing people#the very few people i care about i can definitely recognize by facial features#and people i see frequently; though i do have trouble recognizing them if they appear in a context i'm not used to#like. if i were to see one of my sword classmates at my workplace for instance i would have trouble recognizing them#but anyone else? forget it#the most difficult part of working veterinary front desk was returning animals to their owners#bc even though i could have /just/ spoken with the owners like. ten minutes ago#i couldn't tell you which animal belonged to which owner#faces just don't register with me#dogs were easier in that i'd just let them lead me to their owners#but if it was a cat in a carrier i was fucked lmaooo#it's why if there was another receptionist working i'd let them handle any hand offs XDD#i don't remember most of my childhood but i have some very vivid impressions of moments like#my mother asking me to go give a cash tip to the hairdresser who did her hair and me being unable to pick who it was out#of everyone that was working even though i'd been there with them for two plus hours.#or like. taking the school bus home and being unable to recognize my bus monitor and so getting on the wrong bus#and also getting ridiculed about this by my parents lol. ah good times.#on the other hand i can easily recognize a dog i've met once or twice even years later. and remember their name.#i think it all mostly comes down to disinterest for me. i've tried to change this but it's just how i am#so. he's very relatable. painfully so#also the pragmatism and rationality and hyperfixating on things.#i've never hyperfixated on another person tho and i am so grateful for that every single day#i know in my bones it would be an absolute disaster XD#withoutwords
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being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"
they are the love of my life <3
#not sure what to tag this one with#pathetic men#yeeaahh i love pathetic little guys they're so huggable <3#i'll just tag a bunch of characters who fit this criteria in one way or another#peppino spaghetti#spamton#jon arbuckle#salesman!barry steakfries#is there a tag for falling in love with fictional characters#i love pathetic men#ok that one works#seriously though fictional guys who are sad and desperate are adorable and i want to hug them and tuck them into bed#i will literally look at the saddest little guy in the world and go ''you. you're mine now.''#me at barclay from star trek honestly#i forgot to tag him oops#barclay's so me i love him <3#barclay star trek#xavier from xra is pretty pathetic#he likes to think he's this intelligent wanderer of infinite wisdom but he's literally just some dumbass with mommy issues#the majority of tumblr seems to really like fictional men as much as i do#we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend#it's this infatuation with fictional men who are objectively pathetic that i love so much about tumblr#pathetic fictional men my beloveds <3
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Rip Noel you were just too pretty and Kayne couldn’t deal with the competition
#kayne knew he would loose#hes up against the prettiest man of all times#i have never seen a noel design that is not attractive#look away mutuals im being gay over podcast men again#Blacked out for an hour and when i came too i had this infront of me#IT HAS BEEN SO FUCKING LONG SINCE I HAVE HAD THE MOTIVATION TO DRAW ANYTHING THIS BIG#aka this art style and the fact this is a whole a4 page when usually i work in teeny tiny#the power of noel#LOOK ITS THE FICTIONAL LOVE OF MY LIFE#In like a platonic way where i wanna go to a tea shop with him and eat cake#im so normal about him#Spent more time trying to think of a cool thing to caption this with than it took for me to draw it#noel malevolent#noel finley#charlie dowd#malevolent podcast#malevolent#malevolent fanart#pencil art#traditional art#malevolent noel#detective noel#I havent used this artstyle in so long#the hyperfixation on the podcast man really will just draw out the old skills#golly gee gosh i love him#when i post the initial design sketches for this fucker your all gonna be so disappointed he is so much cooler here#Sleepy times now#goodnight
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Howdy i just read your uuuuh darius/reader smutfic (the one in his office, in case you wrote multiple?) as i was listening to a playlist i made for an au i had started back when i was still playing TOT. I stopped playing, mm, i think just after or just before the second anniversary on the USA servers, but it was a criminal!Rosa/Darius fic, i posted the prologue on ao3.
Anyway youve inspired me to take another stab at writing it! I had it mostly outlined but i just never posted more than the prologue. It's called "Red and Blue Don't Mix" i think? Thats my playlist anyway.
Cheers!! 🥳🫶
Omg I'm so glad you liked it!! Sorry to report that I have only written the one fic with him lol. Honestly I also stopped playing TOT but I do still think about Darius from time to time bc he's sooo hot... I stopped bc I realized I liked him better than the actual dateable characters lol 💀
Ooh that fic sounds interesting! Ngl I love the idea of him falling for a criminal. Just the angst potential and like, him being all torn up inside bc obviously he's on the side of justice but he's also on your side despite everything (or Rosa's but I always self inserted as her anyway lol). Let me know if you continue! I'd love to give it a read 🖤
Honestly I'm really curious about this playlist tho!! Sometimes I make them for my longer fics but I didn't make one for that Darius fic.
#I've started and abandoned like 3 divorced detective fics for various fictional men since then lol#one of them i was going to have the mc be a criminal or linked to the criminals tho. bc like. just an interesting dynamic#but like divorced detective is like my favorite trope for a man bc he's always older and disheveled#and throwing himself into his work because he can't handle thinking about anything personal#just a man walking on broken glass. doesn't believe in love anymore#and every time he looks at you it almost feels like things are okay....#but he thought that about someone else once before too. who's to say you wouldn't leave him all the same....#UGH sorry i got carried away. i love this trope lol#nyx answers
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mutation
#I dont have much to say about this one#I really like it though#trying to work on drawing more gore ish stuff (thanks goretober!) bc who am i to be a horror fan without being able to draw it#no reason these all have to be serbia I just like doing anything based of my favorite fictional men#actually im also trying to work on drawing him more consistently#but that’s just a bonus body horror and blood are the main focus#hws serbia#tw bl0od#my art#art#hetalia
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funny thing about attraction is that i am Not at all interested in cis guys. right.
except for the literal worst fictional men you've ever layed eyes on.
this character is horrible and *will* harm my general health?
comfort character babey.
occasionally theres the just Regular Ass Guy right, but 90% of the time its either women or the literal scum of the earth (or both. lady villains. aaough <3 yes please)
#idk why i went on a rant ab this im just thinking of the fsct that i can name like 5 literal The Worst villain characters (or like.#not villains but are scum of the earth anyway?)#that are all fictional men id smooch.#not a single irl man ever that id smooch though sorry guys </3#and affectionately trans men are on thin ice 🫵 (as in i love trans men but. Thats A Whole Ass Man Right There)#i find romantic attraction in the shared experiences yk?#i literally have no shared experiences with a cis guy.#also cis men scare me :lmao:#i have at least one shared life experience with trans men and thats the whole transmasc thing yk?#and thats a comfort and something that can open the door to potential romantic interactions#and nonbinary folk are under that same umbrella for the most part#and... aouegh... womemb.#<3#dude i just love women thank you. do i have to explain myself here.#tho also totally cis women also intimidate me lmao#im the least intimidated by trans and nonbinary people. because i am also trans & nonbinary#more intimidated by cis people because I Am Not That.#most intimidated by cishet people. idk i just Am. sorry cishets </3#and actually MOST intimidated by allistic cishet people lmao. ur telling me ur brain works AND youre seen as “normal” in society? HUH?#/silly. mostly#also i cannot speak fully on trans women bc. ive never met a trans woman irl#idk what it is wirh my state (<- yes i do its the general everything-phobia of the people here) but its hard to meet other trans folk#pleaaaaaaase dont take this post too seriously. its 3 am and im mcsleepy and i just wanted to ramble ab my general experience w attraction#ALSO I HAve no shared experiences w the fictional villains. its just that theyre fake and i can rotate them in my brain at mach 20#i just think its fun snd attractive of me to put them in situations
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so... I'm just supposed to tell myself my nightly bedtime story???
#ao3#I can't sleep without my fave middle aged men suffering first#what's falling asleep with your phone in your hand without hurt/comfort?#(love you ao3 support for your hard work <3 I am just an impatient child entertaining itself in the meanwhile)#(take your time!)#crying#i am now an orphan#not unlike 99% of all fictional characters I consume daily
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i am really on the verge of identifying as a lesbian because i feel like that label really does fit me but what’s confusing me is that there is one fictional tv show character who’s a man who is probably the only man i’ll ever Like but it does really confuse me as to why i feel like i may find him attractive but never any man irl
would just like to generally casually direct you to the lesbian masterdoc just in case you were looking for a bit of a read this lovely friday eve
#i will say i am like attracted to many a man who does not exist#this was part of the reason i was able to affirm the fact that im a lesbian and ignore some of that comphet#is bc i realised i only liked men in theory and not in practice at all#in my early days i’d match men on tinder and flirt w them and run for my life if they tried to meet#i’d make eyes at boys at parties and as soon as they approached me be hugely unwelcoming#like i only liked men who didnt exist or whose traits i could invent myself in my mind#and before i knew i was a lesbian i thought that was me ‘being picky’#but actually it was me purposely (but not consciously) creating unattainable standards that no man alive could fill#because; reader; as you may have guessed; i did not and do not like men#but it took a while to work that out confidently! a long while#take your time in the meantime like#i always was annoyed by people who were like ‘labels don’t matter!’ bc i fucking wanted one i felt good about#and i got there eventually but all i can offer for advice in the meantime is like#nobody cares tbh. just lie. tell somebody you’re a lesbian then tell the next you’re bi and just fuckin wing it#nobody’s gonna bust your door down for using different labels whenever u feel like it#just . kiss women and have crushes on fictional men and eventually itll work its way into a label you’re comfortable with#answered#anonymous
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Some guy in his 40s tried 2 give me his # at work
#my man what the hell#he was taking too fucking long at the register at work bc the robot kept fucking up his scripts and 1 of my coworkers was fixing it#so all i did was talk to the guy 2 keep him from getting too pissed off abt [coworker] taking a while#while also trying to discreetly shut the gate#and as soon as i said smth abt video games he got reaaaally friendly and insisted i take down his number or whatever#i did but tossed it as soon as he left bc ew#if he's a regular tho thats gonna fucking suck#then some other guy kept callin me ma'am and sweetheart & winked at me after i gave him his meds#and i wanted to barf#anyway#gross day#im tired#elliot rambles#i like older men but only fictional 1s bc for some reason irl 1s just make shit real fucking weird#and i only like em on my time anyway
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#i'm losing a war against the mceichel worms in my brains and its like#their dynamic to ME is that one mary oliver quote thats like ''let the soft animal of your body love what it loves''#except what connor loves is an angry little raccoon he picked up by accident from the trash can (jack)#i think. what is so compelling to me about them in ways that other connor ships do not move me in#well first anytime we're doing lovers to enemies i'm on board but mostly its the whole. not being friends#look one romantic aspect we do not talk enough about is the idea that you wouldnt be friends with your partner if you werent in a#relationship which like. doesnt make sense right? arent all good relationships built on a foundation of platonic affection?#but you would be surprised! at how many people fall into this kind of dynamic! because at the end of the day being partners is a CHOICE#oh my god it was always a choice#anyways i love projecting real life relationship dynamics on fictional men#and i just think. ifs the acknowledgement that they wouldnt particularly work well outside of a romantic aspect that Gets Me So Badly#we're either lovers or strangers#<- THEE mceichel thesis to me#and its just stupid cute and stupid human to find urself falling in love with someone you wouldnt expect#i want that for the both of them. they both need je nay say kwas to keep their incredibly regimented lives normal and fun.#ANYWys.#thinking. perhaps even thoughting. thunking.
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10 characters I am attracted to!
Tagged by @densofyarrow ... ten days ago.
This is really hard because I am rarely attracted to fictional characters? I didn't manage to find ten... also many of them are... thin cases. Also I ship many of them with other characters which will instantly mute my attraction. XD ... so no guarantee about the order.
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#10 ??????? idk I’d probably find another One Piece Character. Maybe just Oscar from Syberia? But then I kind of ship him with Kate so that would be weird too... idk.
#09 Bobby Fulbright - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies (don’t question this............ Bobby ;_; we hardly knew you... or maybe we did.)
#08 Boromir - Lord of the Rings (Book version ... yeah... when I got older he became more interesting? idk)
#07 Vimes - Discworld books (like... It’s him or Vetinari if you’re into men, let’s be real! But also Vimes/Sybil = OTP)
#06 Hannemann - Fire Emblem Three Houses (I do ship him with Manuela but... I dig the gentleman scholar vibes.)
#05 Ponder - Discworld books (I like my men either lawful and/or loyal and/or good and/or so fucking nerdy that couldn't function in the real world)
#04 Vice-Admiral Momonga - One Piece (There is just something about him... idk)
#03 Dedue - Fire Emblem Three Houses (There is a trend of me enjoying to romance the right hand man of the "main characters")
#02 Kuririn - Dragon Ball Z (so the adult version... fml I had a real crush on him... I just remembered that I got really upset when I learned that he was together with Android 18... lmao. I was young. Also in reality I’m more attracted to men who are around my own height... so... that was the first indicator for that?)
#01 Mr. Husbando: Frederick - Fire Emblem Awakening
Please I need me a freak like that. And with freak I mean a battle butler who loves fire as much as I do and is too loyal for his own good.
Damn I wish he was real and I could have him.
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I tag no one, because I don’t want to annoy anyone. But you can always tag me, I don’t mind! Thank you!
Oh wait... @burning-peanut if you want to?
#about myself#fictional characters#attraction to characters?#idk if those are the rules at all#also sorry for being so late#Also really Freddy is the only one who gets the husbando tag#Wow the way I just remembered that I had a real crush on Kuririn#weird#but true#I love loyal men#I’m willing to share you with your liege but in your free time you’re mine#I love lawful good men#There are also at least three in there that count as cops#suprise no travis though#because I ship him with Laura#he belongs to Laura#So my attraction to him is instantly muted XD#no idea why my brain works that way#also let me post this before I get kicked off tumblr again
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it’s official. this user now also loves billy knight.
#i gotta stop watching jq’s other work#i don’t know specifically in what way#but somehow it has to be bad for my health#mental physical whatever#it just has to#these (fictional) men are too fuckin cute#i wanna protect them all#fuck you joseph quinn#you’re too good at your job#billy knight#billy knight strike#strike lethal white#strike#my dad watched both series of strike so like at least we have this to bond over now#tho we both watched it for two entirely different reasons
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ohhhhh my god girl i don't careeeee
#love my roommate but urghhhh. sorry they dont make enough fictional female characters that interest u but u dont need to justify it to me#write your mlm its literally fine. sorry but ur not gonna gain my respect or approval by defending why u write more mlm than wlw#i dont care if u have equal amounts of each or not LOL we just have different tastes thats all there is to it#and I KNOOOOOOWWWW she writes femslash too im not denying that !!!!!!#most of my fav media is lesbian centric bc I have a strong connection to my identity as a dyke. so i gravitate towards things that explore-#that + complex relationships to gender + its social enforcement etcetc. and its easier for me to get attached to characters that i can-#connect with bc we have shared experiences or the world percieves us in similar ways or we percieve the world in similar ways etc#and shes said she DOESNT feel particularly attached to her sexuality in that way. so ofc shes not going to be looking for the same things-#in media and thats OKAY!!#literally have nothing against her writing gay men i like some fictional mlm relationships myself!! and its cool that she enjoys it#i just find it disappointing that we dont have much in common taste-wise bc thatd be more fun to talk abt#but thats why i come on tumblr dot com.. to talk abt fictional women w dykes who understand them like i do amen#and im happy to listen to her talk abt things she likes and projects shes clearly enjoying working on like thats awesome love to hear it#but sometimes its like shes trying to persuade me abt smth but theres nothing to persuade. i dont knooooow#like ik shes not trying to get me into her interests she already has plenty of friends who are. but theres no approval to win from me???#i think im just annoyed bc i feel like i cant rly talk abt the things im into w her bc she disliked them so much#and also annoying to be around someone who shares an identity w me but is clearly more uncomfortable w it than i am#maybe thats not even true actually the real reason im annoyed is bc ive had a long and exhausting week and im coming down from-#my first day on new meds and im soooo so so tired have i sajd that already. and my head hurts#and i want a fucking hug and im just projecting my lack of physical and emotional intimacy onto her bc she happens to be the person i-#spend the most time with. but thats really unfair of me its not her fault or obligation at all. ah i just want to shower and sleeeepp#and tomorrow day 2 of meds im gonna get so much shit done!!!!!!!! i hope.. i wanna finish drafting my comic too teehee#wouldnt it be so crazy if now im medicated i might actually be able to start and finish projects i reallyyyy want to do..#well i wont get my hopes up yet#anyway........#another day another 5 million tag rambling post complaining abt everything. and dont expect me to ever stop 😚#.diaries#literally why would i care abt the tastes of a girl whose fave character in tlt was naberius........#she rly had to pick one of the ONLY men and not even one of the particularly interesting ones. and shes not even straight???? her loss 🙄
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Every once in a blue moon, I get haunted by this drama, one I watched more than 25 years ago. 🧐🤔
The main female character is unforgettable, and the psychopathic villain (all the red flags 🚩🚩🚩) is fascinating too. But I wonder what made this show memorable despite not being the type of storylines I enjoy.
(I have a few favourites from this era which don’t surface much in my consciousness. There is only one show from this period which I rewatch once every decade, but the reasons for that is clear to me).
Now that it is available on YouTube, maybe a rewatch (skimming) is in order to clarify on the whys.
#TVB drama#cantonese drama#now that I have rewatched a few of the episodes I realised what haunted me about this show#the pervasive misogyny and sexism#the sympathy extended to the villain which I thought undeserved#yes he had a sympathetic backstory but sorry he IS NOT AT ALL sympathetic to me#he is a psychopath who clearly knew what he was doing#we give too much leeway to MEN (fictional and real ones)#and they don’t deserve it#not after what they did#I don’t care what is their backstory#just another lousy excuse to let them wriggle out of their wrongdoings#it is funny because I was just rereading my own Mo Tae Gu fics#another demented/violent male character given a lot of excuses#and the memory of this TVB drama resurfaced#weird how the mind works#I ship MTG with a favourite female character in AUs#but I don’t have much empathy for MTG though sympathetic to the reasons for his being (in canon)#but OMFG#these male characters (and corresponding RL ones) deserve every bad thing which come their way#his mother IS NOT to blame HE IS#AMBITION#孽吻#Amy Kwok#Gallen Lo#Leung Siu Bing#Michael Tao Dai Yu#thriller/crime#‘romance’
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