#golly gee gosh i love him

[arthur-lesters-spinal-cord]

Rip Noel you were just too pretty and Kayne couldn’t deal with the competition

[whimsicmimic]

once again thinking about transistor au and how much i love it and how much i want to go back to it

[flannelepicurean]

I say this with the utmost, sincerest, most 💯 ADORATION: that boi looks like he is SO BUMMED that he can't cop his favorite band's CDs over in Bree because the record store there just isn't quite hip with the times, but he somehow also got bullied by 2 of the Gorillaz, and he's about to get seduced into going to the Hot Topic up in Mordor, and he's TOTALLY GONNA DO IT, FOR REAL, as soon as he works up the nerve to sidle past those elves that hang around by the woods on the way there...

I love him. I love this Gollum. I stan this Gollum. Soulful emo Gollum is my new blorbo. I would die for him. Done. ✅

Okay hear me out--

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Dad. Don't freak out now. But it turns out my girlfriend is...."

Lucifer: "? Lesbian, yes?"

Charlie: "...an angel."

Lucifer: "Oh I KNOW she is Char-char! Just look at her!"

Charlie: "You whuh?"

Vaggie: "It's- it's not that obvious! ...is it?"

Lucifer: "Aww Maggie, anyone who's known you for two minutes could see that you're just the sweetest most angelic girlfriend."

Charlie: "Oh noo..."

Vaggie: "Uhhh. How, sir?"

Lucifer: "Why, the way you look at Charlie! All soft and gooey! Like caramel melting on an apple!"

Vaggie: "Oh."

Charlie: "No dad I didn't mean 'angel' as in she's sweet like an angel or pretty like angel- I mean! She IS pretty! The most pretty!! Gorgeous, stunning-"

Vaggie: "Getting off topic babe."

Charlie: "We mean it literally. Dad, Vaggie's an angel. Vaggie?"

Vaggie: (wings go floomf)

Lucifer: ".........."

Lucifer: "...."

Lucifer: "Oh." (tears up) "Wowzer."

Vaggie: (PANIC) "Shit oh shit, Charlie- Charlie I made your dad cry-"

Charlie: "H-happy tears, right dad!? Happy tears!"

Lucifer: "Oh, yes. It's only. Standing like that. You two, you look a lot like..." (clears throat) "Golly!"

Charlie: "We look at lot like...?"

Lucifer: "A whoooole lot of happy! Just. Wow! HA!"

Vaggie: "Are you okay sir?"

Lucifer: "Am I okay- are YOU okay??? How did you get down here, Maggie! And without anyone telling me! I would've LOVED to have helped- errr ah well, or at LEAST given you a place to crash- oh GOSH not the best word choice is that ha ha oops! Um!"

Vaggie: "It's alright sir. Charlie kinda... took care of all that. And, me."

Charlie: "She was Exorcist. She is NOT like that anymore. She left them all on her own, and they- they just left her here."

Lucifer: "An Exorcist? One of Lilith's ex's scary vengeance ladies?"

Charlie: "Dad-"

Lucifer: "OHHHH THAT IS HILARIOUS- oh Lili would LOVE this- did you leave him too? The-"

Vaggie: "First dick? Yeah."

Lucifer: "HIGH FIVE! Ooh ooh AND DOWN LOW! Oh haha, I haven't done that part since Charlie was still my size!!!"

Charlie: "Daaaaad..."

Lucifer: "So you left Adam like Lili did and you're dating a demon like I was and you're and angel like me and- oh do you. Do you miss heaven? Are you, trying to get back...?"

Vaggie: "No. I like it here."

Lucifer: "Preferring and happier in hell, another point like Lili! But why?"

Charlie: "She didn't exactly have the best time up in heaven."

Vaggie: "No shit. You weren't up there."

Charlie: "Vaggieeee."

Lucifer: "Youuuuu're looking at her all melty and sweet again~"

Vaggie: "Anyway sir, we just wanted you to know."

Lucifer: "Well gee whiz I sure hope you kids didn't stress over tell me! This is PERFECT!"

Charlie: "It is?"

Lucifer: "Of course it is! Maggie." (takes Vaggie by the shoulders) "Do you know what all of this means?"

Vaggie: "...that i can... keep dating... your daughter..?"

Charlie: "Vaggie of course you c-"

Lucifer: "YOU WERE DESTINED TO BE MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW!" (hugs her) "You're like a perfect mix of me and Lili! It's like creation made someone specially to understand our daughter- and it's YOU! Charlie's matching other half, her soulmate- exactly the right wife for her!"

Vaggie: "Your- wait- HER-?"

Demon Charlie: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!"

Lucifer: "Two beautiful brides!" (sniffles) (pulls charlie into the hug and cracks them both like glow sticks) "So! When's the wedding!?"

[dangthatscrayz]

SLAY THE PRINCESS PRISTINE CUT SPOILERS)

Hey so I’m not the only one who played this route absent mindedly and came back to really think about it and get very concerned right?

One of the things I wanted to say is how UNCOMFORTABLE this line from smitten is

I CANNOT defend you anymore 🙏

On a real note, reexamining this. It’s very on-brand for him. Even if it is a VERY concerning thing to say. I love the smitten but gee golly gosh times like these make me remember this guy is not mentally ok.

Like, telling a girl you will “give her everything she doesn’t know she wants” after she said she doesn’t want to live in a cabin with an actual stranger feels very. Interesting. I don’t have any nice words to say about him in this chapter. I feel like more or less it was so jarring to me. It is in character tho wether I like it or not

I also did this, I didn’t know we could do that

[danosrosegarden]

*slides across the floor and strikes a pose with a rose in my mouth*

Ok hi it's meee! Idk if you take requests like this, but I had an idea that I think you could write FLAWLESSLY!

Ahem, I've written about Eddie boy being roomies with y/n before...but I wonder...

What if Edward is a huge creep and has this pervy crush on y/n as his roommate? Would he get jealous if they had friends over? Would he get angry if they went on dates? Oh dear, oh gosh, oh golly! What if he steals articles of their clothing for his own personal use?! Gee wilikers! What if he takes pictures of them when they are sleeping?! And what if he gets caught pleasuring himself to those pictures? *gasps dramatically* WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?!

(you dont have to write this if you don't want to i just thought I'd share this idea with a fellow Nashton lover <3)

if only - edward nashton x gn!reader headcanons (slight NSFW)

{contains: jealousy, creep behavior (laundry sniffing, taking secret pictures), and references to masturbation and sex.}

♡ Edward couldn't help that a swarm of bright, buzzing butterflies thumped loud and fast in the cage of his heart each time he laid eyes on you. It really wasn't his fault, it was yours.

♡ You were the perfect fill for his gnawing emptiness. You were shockingly beautiful and sharp as a knife and stupidly hilarious and the best roommate a Gothamite could possibly wish on a star for. He'd wait at the front door each time you went out, tail wagging like a needy puppy, pleading eyes filling with glossy tears. Come back soon, I miss you so much. He'd roll over and do tricks for you. He'd eat out of your hand and nuzzle against your neck, if you'd let him.

♡ For the first time in forever, Edward found himself talking to God again. More, he said. Give me more of them.

♡ You were the sparkling beam of hope in his life. The glittering ray of warm sunshine beaming down on the slushy, gray streets. But that was just the problem. Edward fed his heart that steady diet of unbridled obsession. He'd refresh your social medias like it was his job. He always hungered for more. He'd take measly scraps if it had the slightest trace of you in its aftertaste. He was utterly enamored, and you weren't.

♡ You were kind enough. You always helped with the dishes and never forget your share of the bills. You'd occasionally pick up snacks for him on your way home from work and you had no problem indulging in a movie night with him on the weekends. But you had warm, loving family. You had fun, exciting friends. Worst of all--the nightmare that ripped all the wings off the butterflies fluttering in Edward's heart--you got dates.

♡ He wondered, with a crackling storm of rage drenching him to the bone, if you did it on purpose. If you talked with your friends on the phone extra loud when you knew he was home about how lovely your date was, how handsome he is, how you just can't wait to see him again. For fuck's sake. Edward would buy all the colorful, sweet-smelling flower bouquets in the world, take you to all the expensive restaurants in Gotham. He'd blow those little maggots you saw out of the water. He'd sweep you off your feet and never let you go if only you'd let him.

♡ But he knows the depths of his spiraling infatuation, and he sure knows he'd much rather keep you as a friend than have you be scared of him. Just the thought of you finding the pictures he's secretly snapped of you makes his stomach churn. If you knew of the times he snuck into your room and rifled through your laundry basket to huff your clothes like they were candles, he'd probably jump into the sea with weights attached to his ankles. He was in a fucked up position. The passion he felt for you tingled in his blood and sprouted in his body stronger each day, but with each day you seemed to have another new story about your date, another text message from him to giggle and twirl your hair over, another party to go to. Edward mourned the life he could have if only he could be brave.

♡ Maybe this was it. Maybe he was destined to be the freak stroking himself furiously alone in his bedroom to your lingering scent while you went out and probably got fucked with mediocracy by your stupid date. Maybe it was fate that he'd end up here, stuck whining and bucking his hips to the pictures he'd taken when you weren't looking. Pictures of you making breakfast. Pictures of you solving one of his crosswords. Pictures of you smiling at the TV. Pictures of you living.

♡ He wouldn't take his time with you. Edward would. He wouldn't notice and memorize each whimper, each sigh, each wince. Edward would. He couldn't care like Edward does. If their dedication could stand side by side, he wouldn't even be close to competition.

♡ What a different life he'd be living, if only he had a spine. Maybe someday. Maybe someday he'd get to hold your hand and kiss you until he was breathless. Maybe one day he'd get to snake-charm groans of pleasure out of your throat and bottle them up for himself. For now, he could dream. That was something, right?

[callum-23]

Voltron, as a series is amazing, but I can agree with other people, that the last couple of seasons were weak as heck

There were alot of times where it just made me sit back and go "yo wtf??" And just sit there in sadness as I thought about the wasted potential of the show

So here's a top 3 Voltron things we had in the show!

1. Adam. Oh gosh, I'm here for when I speak for most people that Adam was one of those characters where barely got to see any of them. (because he's dead) And too me, that's just messed up.

He's one of the shows cannon LGBTQ+ rep (along with Shiro), and just killing cannon representation off like that, is just No. WHY???

I wish we could have seen more of Adam, or even Shiro mention him earlier into the series with more of his memories/flashbacks, or even KEEPING HIM ALIVE!! Either way, we all wanted to see more of Adam, and it was really sad to just see his 4 or so minutes of screen time 😞

2. An actual Shurtis storyline. More on Shiro, here we are discussing his relationship with Curtis.

As much as I love Shiro's ending of his wedding and getting married to his husband Curtis, I can understand why some people were upset at this ending.

We never really saw much of Shiro and Curtis together aside from the wedding in the epilogue.

I feel like if they at least had some moments to showcase their relationship, or even flourish Curtis' character would be nice, as the ending of them getting married would make much more sense, and be more satisfying.

I've read some amazing fics on ao3 with Shiro and Curtis. Those fics honestly show what we could have had in the show, I feel like a good plotline for a Shiro/Curtis related plot/ subplot is them wanting to ask each other out or confining in eachother due to the stress off the war.

ANYTHING, just any plot between them would make Shiro's conclusion more satisfying.

3. A better character arc and ending for Lance.

Oh, good golly gee. Lance McClain. Where do I even start. Lance is, and always will be, my favourite character. He was honestly done so dirty by the creators ☹️

His ending of making him a farmer was not it. Like seriously, him settling down, having a simple life, and being a farmer when his lifelong dream was to be a pilot?? No. Just NO.

The rebound treatment, him getting treated like a rebound towards Allura. Honestly Allurance wasn't even that bad, if it was fleshed out more and we got too see more of Allura and Lance together, it could have been something. But the way they decided to execute it in the series itself was horrible.

Lance was a rebound, and Allura showed zero to no interest in him. Allura fell in love with Lotor, not Lance. Honestly, I feel like Lotor and Allura being together should have done some good in Lance's character arc rather than it being bad. It should have taught him to try to move on, or console in his friends, ie, Pidge, Hunk, even Keith etc etc.

Maybe this whole arc could have made him realise who he really needed was right infront of him all along. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Or possibly to realise his own self worth, and that he's more than just "a boy from Cuba"

I think they made him get with Allura beacuse he was such a "ladies man" but in reality he's so much more than that ☹️ He's a guy who values his friends and family, putting himself before others, and wanting the better for others, I wish they could have explored that in him more.

Obviously, there is SO much more I could cover, way much more, this doesn't even scratch the surface! But these are the top three ones that really just stick out to me.

I love voltron! This show is literally one of my favourite shows. It's not perfect, yes, but it's done what it could in it's two year running time, so sad it's getting removed off netflix 😞

[danger-days-confessions]

VAL VELOCITY IS SO SEXY I LOVE VAL VELOCITY WOW HES SO COOL. OH MY GOD I LOVE VAL VELOCITY. WOULD BANG SO HARD. DID YOU KNOW. HES SO FINE. ALSO. SEXY. ALSO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. GRRRRR BEAUTIFUL MAN. VAL VELOCITY I LOVE YOU. TRANSMASC VAL VELOCITY. SEXY. BEAUTIFUL MAN. GOD I LOVE HIM. FANTASTIC HAIR. ABSOLUTLEY FABULOUS. NO NOTES. GORGEOUS MAN. WOULD LIKE HIM TO FUCK ME. PLEASE AND THANK YOU. GOSH IS HE COOL. GOLLY. I WOULD LIKE HIM TO BE MEAN TO ME PLEASE. THATS NOT FULLY KINKY HES JUST MEAN. HES ALSO SO PRETTY. HI BEAUTIFUL. WOW DO I LOVE VAL VELOCITY. HES THE MOST HANDSOME GUY IVE EVER SEEN. DO YOU LIKE VAL VELOCITY? I LIKE VAL VELOCITY. GOLLY GEE DO I LIKE VAL VELOCITY. I JUST THINK HES REALLY COOL.

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[ilikesuperheroesokay]

My thoughts when watching No Good Nick for the first time

”Oh, I like Jeremy! He just cares about his family, and he’s so hardworking and passionate! He has every reason to be suspicious, and it’s only fair that he’s a bit disgruntled.”

“Wow, this family is NOT close.”

“Aw, Ed makes beautiful art!”

“How sweet of Molly to make Nick feel comfy.”

“Wow, I can see where Jeremy gets his determination and dedication from! Look at Liz go, she’s a beast in the kitchen!”

“Aw, Nick’s flashbacks. :( “

“Wow, Ed’s such a good dad! Trying to make Nick feel at home, gosh I love him! It’s giving Patton Sanders.”

“Aw…Liz. Your wedding ring.”

“Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

”Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

“Wow, Nick is so clever!”

“Damn, this system is really fucked.”

“Aw, Eric and Jeremy are so cute! I’m getting a bit of a vibe from both of them, both together and separate, but I bet that it probably won’t become anything.”

“Is Jeremy autistic? That would explain a bit.”

“Aw man, I don’t like Lisa Haddad, but I Love Josie Totah! Look how pretty she is! 🤩 I haven’t seen her since Jessie!”

“Wow, Jeremy and Eric would be so cute together, but I’m sure it’s just one of those queer coded shows that never actually does anything.”

“Ooh, I really like Will. He’s cute, and he’s perfect for Nick.”

“Get outta here Riley, you’re gonna blow Nick’s cover!”

“Gosh golly gee wilikers, Eric and Jeremy sure are getting quite close!”

“Ugh, Nick, istg you’re digging yourself a deeper hole!”

“Oh no, Will’s a traitor.”

“Roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy shit that escalated quickly.”

“*sobs*”

“Huh, are they-OH MY GOD THANK THE LORD ABOVE JESUS CHRIST THEY FINALLY KISSED OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YESSSSS.”

“Seriously, why do people hate Jeremy? In all seriousness, I’d be his friend! We can work on his election process together.”

”Aw, Ed. Look at you, helping your son out with something he really cares about. Dad of the year.”

“No! Jeremy’s coming out plan was ruined! But it’s okay, because they accepted him! (Ed missed everything)”

“…I need…I just…I need a couple minutes to just…cry.”

“Wow, time to watch it five more consecutive times! But there’s gonna be more seasons, right? Right? Right? RIGHT?!?”

[sincerely-sofie]

Sofie's Belated Reactions to Today's Nintendo Direct:

Mario & Luigi: Brothership

I'D KNOW THOSE CRIES OF TERROR ANYWHERE

BEES

LOOK AT MY BOY GO!!!!! YOU MOMENTARILY DEFY THOSE GRAVITIES MAN!!

Wasn't sure about the visuals for the new Mario & Luigi game but they very swiftly grew on me!

ADORABLE CHILD CONNIE I LOVE YOUR HAT

I already love the Extension Corps mini boss squad

"Brothership" is the best title for a Mario & Luigi game oh my word.

(More below the cut!)

Nintendo World Championship: NES Edition

Neato! Nintendo-sanctioned online speedrunning competitions is not something I expected in this Direct, or at all, but I'm happy to see it!

This is reminding me of my goal to speedrun the first Luigi's Mansion game and see what my personal best is... I gotta do that sometime.

Fairy Tale 2

I don't go here but I'm happy for all you Fairy Tale enthusiasts out there!

FANTASIAN: Neo Dimension

WHOA WHOA WHOA did the announcer just say the creator of Final Fantasy created this game??????

I don't go here either but it looks fun!

Nintendo Switch Sports (free update)

MIO: Memories in Orbit

I'm digging the visuals for this!!! Not sure what I'm looking at, but I like it!

OH??????? RAIN WORLD-ESQUE ROBOT CHARACTER????? I'M LISTENING OuO

I absolutely adore this player character design oh my word

THE ENVIRONMENTSSSSSS OH MY GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS

NINTENDO YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW ME THIS TRAILER WITH NO COMMENTARY AND DROP A RELEASE WINDOW WITHOUT ANY FURTHER COMMENT. I NEED TO KNOW MORE.

Disney Illusion Island (free update)

Not many thoughts here other than I absolutely LOVE the pin connecting mini game idea.

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

OH MY GOSH HI HELLO KITTY HIIIIII

There's a Sanrio game with character customization????? EXCUSE ME??????? MY SANRIO-SONA IS PENDING YOU GUYS.

WHERE is Tuxedo Sam. WHERE is My Melody. WHERE are my children.

THERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nintendo this can't launch next year, I need it NOW

Looney Tunes: Wacky World of Sports

Oh they had to get people's attention for this with Lola Bunny, huh

The lineart effect being blurred and pixelated in places even in the trailer does not bode well in my eyes (they are the eyes of someone playing Pokemon Scarlet)

It's a fun cartoony idea for a party game though! I like it!

Among Us (free update)

No comment beyond I still have never played a game of Among Us. I don't know if I could survive a public lobby.

Farmagia

OH MY WORRRRRRRRD

Digimon / Pokemon / Harvest Moon / Stardew Valley / Ooblets combo punch of a game I LOVE YOU

WATERING CAN NOSE GUY I LOVE YOU

IT DROPS IN MY BIRTHDAY MONTH GUYS

Donkey Kong Country Returns HD

I'm sorry everyone but I hate monkeys and apes and I don't like Donkey Kong or anything to do with him ;w;

Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake

INSTANTLY IN LOVE WITH VISUALS FOR THIS. I AUDIBLY GASPED SEEING THEM AND SENT MY BOYFRIEND INTO A FIT OF GIGGLES

In a perfect world, all HD remakes of 2D games would look like this photo-bashing beauty instead of uncute 3D adaptations (side-eyes the Diamond and Pearl remakes)

I think I might enter the series with this game, or maybe 1 or 2 when they launch. I LOVE THE VISUALS.

Funko Fusion

Exclaiming that I hate this game and then listening in shock and horror as my boyfriend tells me there's two or three other Funko Pop games on Switch

Bonding over our shared distaste for Funk Pops with my boyfriend right now. This is true romance.

Luigi's Mansion 2 HD

Seeing the tagline "Spooky, Silly, and Strategic" and PRAYING it's the Luigi's Mansion 2 HD's launch trailer

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

The New Denpa Men

Got jumpscared by the Denpa Men character and immediately fell in love.

Unironically adore the character design of Denpa Men. I gotta get this thing.

Metal Slug Attack Reloaded

I'd rather play Battle Cats. Sorry guys.

Darkest Dungeon II

I have no words, only polite applause as I wait for the next drop to enthrall me.

Switch Online Expansion Pack

I miss the Four Swords companion manga!!!!! I loved that thing!!!!!!

"AND" says the announcer, followed by a black screen and dead silence, causing me to burst into laughter.

Phantom Brave: The Lost Hero

*gets yeeted offscreen* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---

I like the eye designs in this! Very fun!

Marvel VS. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics

My dreams of learning a fighting game and getting really good at it... they are returning........ I gotta main Peach on Smash Bros...........

Learning about fighting games and the concept of infinites from my boyfriend and feeling myself wither at the realization it's just a matter of reaching your infinite before your opponent in order to win.

Super Mario Party Jamboree

Boyfriend exclaimed in utter glee when this little guy came on screen and I got to hear about how much he likes them!!!!! My man is adorable!!!!!!!

I gotta get this...... I've never played Mario Party before and I need to main Goomba or Shy Guy.............

Learning about the legacy of Mario Party 4 from Boyfriend and I'm utterly enraptured

The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom

THE LEGEND OF LINK EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I finally can play Zelda for the first time since Spirit Tracks!!!! And it'll be for realsies this time!!!!!

I LOVE THIS GUY I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS GUY I WAS GENUINELY SPEECHLESS WHEN I SAW THIS GUY I LOVE YOU LITTLE GUY I LOVE YOU

I'm playing this game for Tri oh my word. The gameplay mechanics are amazing but Tri is the number one reason I'm gonna play and fall in love with this game

I love how this game is so much more strategic than straight-up combat focused!!!! We're playing Zelda mode lads!!!!

Putting September 26 on my calendar POST-HASTE

Just Dance 2025

Lego Horizon Adventures

Lego adaptation of Playstation and Window exclusive video game supremacy!!!!!

Stray

MY BABY BOYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! THE KITTY MAN!!!!!!!!

I've already played this but I'm so happy it's getting an adaptation for Switch!

Tales of the Shire

I still need to read Tolkien's works so bad ;w;

Not going to play this most likely, but I enjoy the idea of a cozy LotR game regardless!

Ace Attorney Investigations Collection

*SCREAMS LOUDLY*

YOU CAN SWITCH BETWEEN THE NEW ART AND THE ORIGINAL PIXEL ART???????? I'M SOLD

The Hundred Line - Last Defense Academy

Squinting during the whole trailer while trying to figure out if it's made by the team who made Danganronpa

I WAS RIGHT

Romancing SaGa 2: Revenging of the Seven

Boyfriend and I just share a Look because we're bored

Metroid Prime 4 Beyond

MARBLE TRACK SAMUS GO WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Boyfriend and I are weeping and wailing at how this game looks compared to Scarlet and Violet

Conclusion

TLOZ ECHOES OF WISDOM BEST GAME Y'ALL!!!!!!!!

[prairleedog]

back on my scream shit :3

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Stu <3 ( LITERLLY ME I LOVE HIM SM )

Ler -

Bastard. Absolute bastard. Will smile at you ( like in the gif presented for billy ) while he's getting you

Teams up constantly, as in if he wants to, he'll bring Billy in and you get tag teamed!! It's terrifying

Grew his nails out just a little longer and had Tatum sharpen them so they'd be worse ( it worked, ask randy. )

Will literally pick you up and throw you over his shoulder ( like in that one scene where he picked Tatum up ) and will tickle the fuck out of you!! If you aren't flushed red, what's the point :3

Absolute master at raspberries, to the point where it's like deadly ( not literally ) :33 you will be screaming btw !!! <3 also big fan of tickle games

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Lee -

He really likes to be bitchy but when it's his turn he CANNOT take it

He's a kicker :3 one time billy was getting him and he kicked the poor guy in the nose ( surprisingly didn't break it ) but billy was pissed

Scream-laugher !! :3

Has two very specific spots that like?? Activate the ticklishness :3 and it's genuinely funny watching him get all frantic and giggly

When he starts laughing his dimples come out more prominently and it's the cutest shit ever ( only billy has ever lived to tell the tale of. how adorable it is )

Spots; top 5 worst || Sides of tummy, back, knees, jaw, ribs (honorable mention for underarms and neck)

BILLY!!!! ( the silliest boy )

Ler -

Scary. Scarier than Stu. He has this certain look in his eyes and that's how you know you're getting it AND you fucked up :3 it's usually just him narrowing his eyes and/or glaring at you

Has been the only one to successfully get stu a few times, and he brings it up whenever he can to make him mad ( it works )

Teases his lee to absolutely no end, and usually goes for the kill first depending on how upset he is

gets sporadic let moods. Basically his system is; whoever is closest to him is getting demolished with tickles :3

SOMETIMES ( if ur lucky ) he's playful but other times he's a terrifying ruthless monster

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Lee -

Better at concealing it than Stu, it takes some time to get him laughing but once you do it's really worth it :3

If you thought Stu was bad wait til you try getting billy cause oh my GOLLY he is a WRESTLER his ass does anything to get out of a few tickles

Has laughter that goes from ?? Pretentious asshole to squeaky mess <3 he's a silly goober

Curled up and rolls around like a loser to get you off of him ( it only worked once ).

calls you the most devious names in the book although it only gets him tickled worse :3

Spots; top 5 worst | hips, thighs, lower set of ribs specifically, neck, shins

RANDY!!! ( dickhead )

Ler -

Smartass if he DOES ler; not all that scary though, he's more annoying

Would poke you in the side and then run away

Likes to make all the little obvious comments; probably also does the weird claw hands things

“ awhh! You're laughing! That's sweet. I never knew I was so funny! ”

Def laughs with his lee, just cos he finds their expressions funny ( he brings it up whenever he can in front of people; knowing full well he's gonna get ruined for it ).

Does the “kitchykitchykoo” thing and it's SO mean hes such an asshole omg

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Lee -

Oh gee oh golly oh gosh he's so lee

screams and kicks and fucking WAILS

Police were called one time cos he was screaming; so those officer Dewey kicked the door down to see Randy getting tag-teamed by Stu and Billy ( genuinely really funny )

He's a full-blown drama queen; poking him in the side results in him telling Sidney to tell you to knock it off

Cannot sit through tickle scenes, makes up a bullshit excuse to leave the room every time one comes on :3 Stu frequently takes advantage of this

makes half-assed threats while he's getting wrecked :3 it usually comes out as inaudible mutations of words like “nutfuck” (nutcase+fuck)

Spots; top 5 worst | underarms, ribs, ears, knees, tum

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FINISHED :3 sorry if these are garbage chat

[finniestoncrane]

I love your Riddlers switching each other's bodies, but what about Riddlers switching bodies with their AFAB s/o 🤔

Body Swap w/Reader

Riddler Headcanons ok i'm gonna make this gender neutral because i got another one specifying that, but all the general actions will be the same 👀 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: touching, i guess don't read if cnc/noncon is a huge trigger, because some of this could be construed as that! since it's your body... but not your body... kinda

zero year

if you thought his perverted behaviour was borderline invasive before

you're about to witness it happen first-hand

which is... worse than him just checking you out? because now you have to watch him checking you out

like you've been given a front row seat to his sleazy little show

and you know, you just know, that as soon as he's no longer within your sight

that he's exploring everything, getting a very good look

a very good... feel... of you, and how you should be handled

maybe if he knows what he's doing, you'll let him get a shot of it once he's back in his own body

since you spur his incessant advances the rest of the time

he'll definitely be getting his fill of this, maybe with a photoshoot later, something to remember this by

gotham

oh this is absolutely wonderful, delightful, gee golly gosh!

it would have been wonderful to get a good rummage around your mind and see how it works

but exploring your body and knowing it so intimately is good too

from a purely scientific... research-based... perspective of course

no other reason, but if it's ok for him to say, you do look wonderful

or he looks wonderful... or your body looks wonderful

ok let him start again, he's getting flustered

maybe start with a question! something familiar to him

so, what kind of underwear is it that you have on because it's very comfortable... or is that...

guess he could just go and look... oh dear... he's sorry, so sorry

arkham

perfect, you don't have as many aching bits or cuts and bruises as he does

it's like a blank canvas to start working on, not that he's going to be focused intentionally on hurting you

but it's the risks of being the handiest, smartest body in gotham

although, it's very distracting how... soft you are

much softer than he is... and warmer too... smoother, nicer

ok this was a terrible idea because now he's completely distracted

he almost feels bad for all the times he called you stupid and yelled at you for not listening or making mistakes

it must be almost impossible to do anything or focus on anything

especially when you look and... feel like this... OK switch back he is uncomfortable with the feelings he is experiencing thanks

but he will remember that you feel delightful... just for reference

telltale

you know what, he's just as annoyed about this as he thought he would be

you have absolutely no right to call him old and weak anymore, even if you're just joking

his joints feel a lot better than these ones

and he's far more comfortable in his own skin... literally

you better be taking it easy in there!

don't eat or drink anything stupid, don't do anything stupid, don't make him look stupid

he realises that might be a difficult task for you, given your... you

but the least you could do is make a concerted effort now

or he'll be extra cruel with any resulting punishments

and he has control over you now, far more than he did before, so keep that in mind

unburied

haha, your body is so much worse than his, give it back!

this is such an unfair swap, he gets landed with this hunk of junk

and you get to surround yourself in his wonderful, tight little figure

you're welcome to touch him if you want

no *smacks your hand away* not like... him-you, you-him

look, just give him your hand and he'll show you where to put it

what do you mean you don't want to touch his body!?

you've been given a golden opportunity here

at least get out there and show him off, make use of your one opportunity to be this cute

and he'll stay here, hidden from humanity until he's back to being adorable again, urgh

twojar

ok get ready because he really knows how to please himself

so you are in for an absolute treat here

just sit back, relax, and let him take care of you... him... both of you

also, he hates to sound egomaniacal

but he looks even better from this perspective than he thought he might

with your body, he's not getting up to anything mischievous

unless you ask him to, or give him permission

but he's very keen to explore you from a deeply intimate angle

it'll be a learning experience, like he's studying for an exam

and he'll pass with flying colours once you guys are swapped back

dano

ok so the misery he was carrying is definitely in his brain

or maybe even buried deep within his soul

because it's still there, as unfortunate as that is, even though he knew it would be

but it feels... easier to deal with, like when he puts on his mask and coat

there's a weight lifted off his shoulders, or maybe your posture is just better

you're not hunched over a desk day and night

studying numbers and following leads and planning crimes

at least not to the extent that he is

also, and please tell him if this is too inappropriate, and he's blushing already

but your butt is very comfortable to sit on

btaa

the potential for mischief, or sheer artistry, is overwhelming

nobody would suspect him of being up to anything untoward

because you, unlike him and miss tuesday

have no criminal record whatsoever

it's the perfect disguise, not even being himself!

he should have thought of this sooner, putting his big brain in another body

to be able to sneak around in broad daylight with no one suspecting a thing

how rude to ask him about the implications of what happens if he gets caught

yes, yes, it's understandable you would be worried about being sent to prison

he'll never get caught though... not this time... hopefully...

young justice

it's just kinda nice to not be him for a little while, y'know

so you'll have to be extra nice about being in his body

might be a nice ego boost to know that you enjoy him...

he's pretty pleased to be in your skin though

people are nicer to him!

and you're cute enough that he can get away with being annoying

that's a new experience for him, and he likes it

it might be difficult to get him to switch back actually

you're carrying him much better than he did anyway!

and no one is threatening to beat him up for telling the same riddle until someone gets it correct now

[spaciebabie]

Next let's get @skeletoninthemelonland

yeah i agree yall should totally go after @skeletoninthemelonland i heard that @skeletoninthemelonland loves springtrap so much @skeletoninthemelonland even has a whole series coming out surrounding that bastard thats how much @skeletoninthemelonland loves him gee oh golly gosh twould be a shame if @skeletoninthemelonland received some springtrap fluff in his tumblr inbox

[grayscale-sparks]

Hiya im the person whos been commenting on man in the mirror recently (TheSkyIsFalling) I’ve caught up with the dreamlands and oh my god PAIN, PAIN AND ANGUISH!

How could you do this to me. Next chapter is gonna kill me i swear.

Anyways i loved Egypt, the epsilon team will forever have my heart i am mourning losing them.

If i met Florence Sharp i would just combust instantly. Thank you for doing the lords work and adding butch women to malevolent.

The fucking pyramid, the motherfucking pyramid, fucking, the fucking black pharaoh, Nepren fucking ka, fucking nyarlathotep avatar, mother fuck holy gee golly goshing FUCK /pos

As you can tell i had an extremely normal reaction to that. 

It definitely didnt do anything to the Noel/Kayne enjoyer in me. Nooope not at all…

Idk if i read this the wrong way but was Nyarlathotep trapped in the pyramid somehow???? 

Did Noel let him out??!??!?!?!!? 

Going a tad insane over this, thank you.

OKOKOKOKOK THE KING 

WHAT THE FUCK

FANCY MY BELOVED TAKEN FROM ME TOO SOON 

I miss her :((

You brand Charlie? You brand Charlie Dowd like cattle? Oh! Oh! Jail for the king in yellow! Jail for longer one thousand fucking years when i get him!!

Well done i havent wanted to kill a fictional character this much in a while. 

No but seriously i hate him so much, you really hammer the point home of yeah the dreamlands are not a fun place for Charlie AND ITS ONLY YEAR 5!

Yeah, wonderful fic so far thank you very much for writing it. Its cannon to me until God (or Harlan) says otherwise <3

sorry for the long ass post

hi!! I’m glad you like the story so far, you truly make my day!

and I’m very glad you liked Egypt. That one was the toughest for me to write because of how much we don’t know. Creating places and plots and characters from scratch is something I love doing, but I don’t know how well it placed itself in a fic setting.

anyway! Kayne! Basically he wasn’t really trapped there, he was just hovering where he generally knew the Blackstone to be. It was kind of like a hope he could break through/someone could get it for him. I couldn’t really dive into it because Kayne kills every version of himself and Charlie has alot of other stuff going on.

And then there was, of course, the king. I wanted him to be well and truly evil. He’s what’s haunted Charlie since the beginning, through Adam and Egypt and every evil following his steps.

And (last thing promise) Fancy! She was a last minute addition but one I’m very fond of. She’s meant to mirror Nurse Lily for John, as well as a dancer in Adam Fry’s backstory (if I decide to write that).

five years to go! I hope you enjoy them as they come out 💛

[that-one-queer-poc]

okay. urie for the ask game?

nyaahahahahhhahaahehheeeehehe gracias

fav thing: he’s allergic to his own heart :3 it does nothing but love and so much at that but it’s so inconvenient to him and his self image so he has to pretend it’s not there but when he begrudgingly accepts it he becomes so much of a better person. but at the cost of shirazu bc he was the catalyst :(

least fav thing: his earlier attitude i haven’t read it in a while and i kinda don’t wanna cuz it’s so much but i might. but i do remember being so sick of him until i noticed his change

fav line: so in the “mutsuki let’s go home together” scene the most popular translation of what he says right after is “for you i will…” but mine says “i want you to know, i…” which both of them is like. you WHAT. you will WHAT. first time i read that i swear i thought he was confessing. i need to know what he was gonna say for the love of god

brotp: urisai UGH their bond progresses so nicely i just want them to have an ice cream movie night and braid each others hair

otp: oh golly gee gosh i wonder. what it could possibly be. wow i have no clue what this answer could mutsurie. DURR

notp: matsurie. like it’s so so so funny but not when it’s for real. i love that urie may or may not know abt how matsuri feels and he still ignores him when not promotion sucking him either way

random hc: he has some phobia like the ocean or heights or something and it’s so embarrassing for him he tries to get over it but it’s just saur bad he can’t go swimming or look down the office window when he’s at the top floor or wtvtf

unpopular opinion: he should’ve gotten to kill reaperneki right there when he said that incompetence bs i will not be forgiving him for that shit. that grudge looks heavy urie i’ll hold it for you

song:

😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

fav pic:

lookit ‘im he’s so preddy :3 (i love eyebags i’m sorry)

[theultimatekamehamehavoc]

I am just going to take a moment to speak some words to the human populous. Ahem. Bad Ending Byakuya. How is he so skrungly?!

Just look at this face!

Look upon his eyes!

How come the same guy who strung up the dead body of one of his classmates look like THIS?! And hell! Since it IS the bad ending, he DID. Like, I don't get it! I love this energy of his but still. Did he ALWAYS have this potential? Like, my gosh. Thought that was me just coping my way into making him a cutie. DAMN IT! HE HAS NO RIGHT TO BE THIS CUTE! LIKE, HE IS A CERTIFIED DORK! Like, Bad Ending Byakuya looks like a massive nerd. He looks like he's talk about how the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Another thing is that my guy looks like a the type of guy to be afraid of horror movies; he'd be scared of the Saw movie. He looks like he also gets cold easily like, his skin cannot handle certain temperatures cus his skin is sensitive. He also gives that energy of wearing shoes with the velcro straps too. And converse, and socks and sandals, and also just fun socks in general. He looks like a single sip of alcohol will get this man absolutely CRUNK. And, once he is crunk, he'd just be super tired and attempt to sleep in bizarre locations like a cat. I say this all affectionately Like, goodness. He looks so rufflable. SO SKRUNGLY! Like, HOW?!?!? How does this man do it?! And like... Ahem .... Why does he give some weird Matpat energy?

Now I am imagining Byakuya saying "But that's just a theory. A GAAAAAAAME THEORY" and like, do I WANT myself to die from the utter goofiness? Do I WISH to perish upon this futile and sorrowful EARTH?! Also, wait. Does this mean that Bad Ending Byakuya has a similar fashion sense to freaking Matpat? Or, the energy that he does? And golly gee. What else do these 2 have in common. I mean... both are fathers. FUUUUCK! How is this POSSIBLE?! Damn. My "Byakuya likes FNAF" headcanon is legitimately going stronger now. Like, dang it! Give him the jacket. Give him THIS jacket!

Give him the theory wear with the socks and everything.