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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

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It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

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nominating myself for the black parade live execution bc for the longest time i thought it was pronounced djehrurd way

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i think about this way to much

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I put together some body check-in sheets for people who have trouble organically checking in with their bodies in order to see how they feel throughout the day. I couldn't find one that I felt met the criteria I was looking for, so I made my own. It was initially made with one specific person in mind so it may or may not be 100% applicable to everyone's needs, but I thought I would share in case it's useful to anyone. Feel free to save, print, use, and share if you find it helpful. You are allowed to post this to another site or re-post it, but please consider crediting me.

The Body Check-In Cheat Sheet

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Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

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i need you carnally

my penis is small my pussy is even smaller im chemically castrated i can't top i can't bottom I smell bad if you try to have sex with me i will shoot myself. no gun needed my head will just do that

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The most touristy thing I’ve ever done in NYC 😅

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THE TOTABARA COLLECTION GROWS

(Meet Eddie)

Maybe I do have plushie capybaras named Campbell and Fergus. What about it?

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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anyway in the hopes that i can save just one person from living the horror of my 20s: if you have a friend that seems a little too invested in callouts i hope you can get out of there safely

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Isaiah just performed Music of the Night in public for the first time! (x)

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