#it is. it so totally is | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

xysidhequeen · 1 year ago

Text

Current count since I last slept: 41 hours.

I think I've capped out at 46 before, I'm not sure because my worst fit of insomnia had me in no position to check times. But I'll say 46. So if we hit 48 we're setting personal records!

#i do not want to actually be awake #my body just physically cant process stress #'oh zee why cant you be in a car?'#this. this is why #and you might think: 'oh this cant be because you were in a car!'#it is. it so totally is #and also stress #but mostly i blame being in a car #everytime i get in a car i get sick #motion sickness vertigo dizziness insomnia #my body is violently against automobiles #which is actually so annoying because i finally own one of my dream cars #and wanna know when i last drove my baby?#A YEAR AND FIVE FUCKING MONTHS AGO #Also please for the love of fuck do not suggest anything to help me sleep #i. have. tried. it.#when im dealing with insomnia like this the only way it stops is preceiotion strength meds or my body calms itself the fuck down #no teas no melatonin no meditating no lettuce water no hot milk NOTHING will work #and also even prescription strength meds dont always work when its like this i have woken up like two hours after taking some b4 #when my body doesnt want to sleep it will not sleep #you can tell how little sleep im running on based on how unhinged these tags are

69 notes · View notes

everythingwasnormalhere · 7 months ago

Text

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me #but she still thinks it is soo #but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon #asexual #aromantic #<- for reach #edit: ...its censored because i want to btw #like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do #ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao #im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo

72K notes · View notes

pangur-and-grim · 24 days ago

Text

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome #but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE #a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me #and that he really wanted to get to know me #so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him #and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex #total shocked pikachu face #I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again #DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE

18K notes · View notes

narwhalsarefalling · 7 months ago

Text

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

#the narwhal speaks #we’re close enough in age and looks to pass for the other #if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic #if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much #like muscle distribution etc #he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great #what a time for our generation to be alive

23K notes · View notes

jojaxcola · 2 months ago

Text

the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

[ next ]

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv sam #sdv shane #stardew valley sam #stardew valley shane #jojamart mockumentary #my art #so the first time i really watched the office was earlier this month #when i was on a nine hour flight and the third season was available in the in-seat entertainment #and like #i get it now #and if you see a continuity error on shane’s hat #uhhhhhhhh they’re two different hats 🤫#and also #i didn’t realize i made sam’s hair that dark #ngl i just eye dropped from my halloween drawing of him #and totally forgot i darkened it there for the vibe

9K notes · View notes

ratbastarddotfuck · 1 year ago

Text

is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?

is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?

perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?

#copped 'oh it's so fun to see a male presenting trans person wearing so much pink' today #hi what a weird fucking thing to say to a total stranger #trans #nonbinary #genderqueer #the system speaks

39K notes · View notes

v0idwraith · 17 days ago

Text

quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say

#heyyyyy fbi this is totally a joke i’m not on his side what noooooooo #edit: good god y’all can’t read between the lines. he did something to TRY and make a change #which is more than y’all complaining have ever done. is that better. is that more clearly spelled out for you.#also i’m not a fan of this whole ‘oh nothing changed nothing’s ever gonna change so why bother’ attitude #we can’t get complacent just because making change is hard. we have to keep trying #even if it fails over and over we have to keep trying #luigi mangione #united healthcare #brian thompson #us politics #also yeah obviously innocent until proven guilty. sentiment is the same either way

6K notes · View notes

gaylactic-fire · 1 year ago

Text

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

#fires posts #my art #loz #tloz #the legend of zelda #botw #breath of the wild #totk #tears of the kingdom #comic #hey fun fact the lunar cycle takes 29 days so him syncing with the blood moon is totally possible teehee #trans link #tw blood #cw blood #tw menstruation #cw menstruation

37K notes · View notes

milkygothgf · 1 year ago

Text

I want to be corrupted into a total sex obsessed freak sooooo bad. I want to be forced to get horny from literally everything. Stick household objects in me. Make me hump shoes and bags and clothes. Make me finger myself anytime I talk on the phone. Make me rub my pussy juices on all of my things. Make me watch porn at work. Make me always keep an earbud in so I can listen to girls getting fucked streamed 24/7. Keep a dildo in me anytime I use my computer. Make me sexualize every nonsexual thing in my life. I want to be completely perverted.

#make me quit my job so i can lay in bed all day and be in total sex bliss #i want everything in my life to be sex #milky talks #corruption kink #hard k1nk #object insertion.#i just came to someones selfie<3 #r@petoy #fr33use #cnc free use #cnc k!nk #dark k1nk #fav

27K notes · View notes

ladysqueakinpip · 1 year ago

Text

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY TO ME...#i am completely unwifeable by 1929s standards #anyways im such a catch... any takers? 💅#this is stupid #i HAVE to know whether the nail polish question added or subtracted from your total wife rating #i LOVE red nail polish i NEED to know if that would have made me slutty in 1929

29K notes · View notes

kate-komics · 4 months ago

Text

The current random brain worm is if Logan found an abandoned fawn in the woods and just raised it and named him Sue like the Johnny Cash song… i’ve been making it my warm ups.

And like what if I made a whole story about that instead of his man pain? Fucking what then??

#wolverine #logan howlett #logan wolverine #sketches #warm up sketches #I raised calves my whole life so this is totally me projecting #absolutely 100% projecting

8K notes · View notes

etoilesdeglace · 3 months ago

Text