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If you intentionally come within even a smoke signal’s distance of one of them or Liam’s family, for the next two weeks minimum, you have absolutely no right to call yourself a fan. You’re not a fan of my band. You’re a person who needs to SERIOUSLY evaluate their life and their choices.
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average friendship
#astonishing how many 'we're fucking' jokes can you fit into 10 seconds#house md#hilson#james wilson#greg house
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the year is 2024. I am watching The X Files 1x08 with my blissfully offline boyfriend. We reach the scene where, in confinement, Mulder and Scully examine each other's backs for alien marks. My boyfriend, who has never seen the show before, makes an amused noise and utters a strong contender for understatement of the year:
"I'm guessing there's fanfiction about these two"
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I think something a lot of other people can relate to is the way that you get so conditioned to discomfort that you stop registering it.
I remember sitting at the table with my family, eating dinner as a child. I’d try to eat, because of course I was hungry. But sometimes the flavor or texture was so repugnant that it moved into a category of Not Food.
“Two more bites before you can leave the table.”
“I can’t,” I’d say, trying to explain the impossibility.
But because I was a child they heard, “I won’t,” and made me sit at the table. I’d sit in dull agonized silence, bored and hungry for hours until bedtime when they’d give up. I’d hate myself for not eating and my parents for forcing me to sit there. The few forcefeeding moments ended in vomit.
They’d say, “If you don’t eat this you can’t eat a snack later,” and I moved past trying to communicate my discomfort into accepting that I’d just be hungry.
That state of affairs didn’t last, because my parents realized nothing could force me to eat so they catered to my palate, worrying they’d starve me. But the message stuck. If you can’t do anything about a situation, just accept the suffering.
A few years later my mother called me off the playground to ask, “Are you limping?”
I shrugged. My feet had hurt for a long time, but that was just the way things were now. My mom pulled my socks and shoes off and gasped. The soles of my feet were covered in huge painful planters warts.
“Why didn’t you say anything?!” She demanded but I could only shrug at her. I’d learned a long time ago that saying things about my discomfort didn’t matter, so now I had no words. Sometimes things hurt and sometimes they don’t. I simply accepted and did my best.
Now as an adult trying to learn to improve my own conditions can be hard. If I make food that I can’t eat I’ll force myself to sit at the counter still, full of guilt and self loathing, trying to will myself to eat it.
At first I needed my betrothed to gently take it away to present me with something I could eat. Now on my own I can usually admit that it’s not happening before too long and get something else, but I still feel guilty.
Laying in bed at night waiting for my betrothed to finish getting ready I let out a huge sigh of relief when they turned the lights off.
“Why didn’t you turn them off if they bothered you?” they asked the first time it happened.
“I didn’t even know it was bothering me until it was gone.”
Assessing my physical state now to see if I can improve it is something I’m still relearning but I’m relieved to finally have the space and support to do it.
#ramblies#autism#as an afab kid I didn’t get diagnosed but given my poor social skills and general vibes it’s astonishing I wasn’t#I didn’t learn to implement social masking until way later#also those warts too months to get rid of cause they were too big to burn off#they had to be scraped down slowly after baths#vomiting
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i don’t think the emperor or any of his surviving original lyctors can possibly comprehend how grateful they should be for whatever harrow’s done to scoop gideon out of her brain because if harrowhark nonagesimus was in possession of the the full knowledge that her first enemy and only friend in the whole world Gideon Nav had given her life so that Harrow could sit at a dining room table while God and his first two saints got wine drunk and argued about which of the cavaliers they’d murdered to achieve immortality was the most bangable and made your mom jokes then i do not believe there would be any force in the known or unknown universe that could keep her from deicide
#honestly i’m still astonished that she didn’t open an airlock the moment mercymorn said the word Hiss out loud#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#locked tomb spoilers
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the pkciv experience
#im actually so astonished that there was an actual storyline to this#i was expecting like. garbage bin slop#parkour civilization#pkciv#parkciv#dahlia.png
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Astonishing X-Men #8 (2004)
Logan’s so into it. (And so am I)
#astonishing x men#cyclops#wolverine#scogan#colossus#scott summers#logan howlett#piotr rasputin#alternate tag#so THATS how Tunguska happened
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from that one convo they had in the 12 Hour Limited Life special
The sprites (updated their liml designs a lil)
#stufffsart#impulsesv#bdoubleo100#bdoubleo#Bdubs#impdubs#third life#liml#life series smp#trafficblr#mcytblr#semi redraw of a Skizz/bdubs text post I made way back when#also astonishing revelations we will live our lives without ever drawing certain things#like… I’ve never properly drawn a banana before in my life until now . a BANANA. smth so ordinary#crazy right? this has been science time with Roman alienssstufff subscribe for more bangers like thi
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Shh babygirl, I know it's not actually 7,000 steps to High Hrothgar. It's actually 763, but canonically, it's 7,000. Shh, I know love. It's ok. It's Skyrim Darling,followers can get trapped in walls,people can swim in mid air and you can break doors with dinner plates. Let it go. It will all be alright.
#feykrorovaan#elder scrolls#tes#skyrim#tesblr#The amount of people tagging my one post with “it's not even 7000 steps” is astonishing
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cramping so bad rn
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falling awake; the first scene of @corviiids's fic telltale
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#i am frankly astonished that i managed to get this done in any semblance of a timely manner#also. go read it. it's domestic lawlight + mindmelting angst#truly best of both worlds#my-art#lawlight#l lawliet#light yagami#lawlight fanart#death note#death note fanart#comic#fanart of fanfic#telltale comic
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we NEED more cleaners and bricklayers and scaffolders and delivery drivers in MFA poetry programs. like. immediately.
#the art of the novel is being radically transformed in the shape of a convo between two cleaning ladies in an office after hours.#a mechanic somewhere is dropping the most astonishing lines linking the landscape of wires & tubes to the tendons on their gfathers hands#when they taught them their first oil change or something but its happening entirely internally while theyre on their back under a hopeless#honda civic and thin lizzie is blaring on their boss' radio and they're going to forget about it this time tomorrow.......#or have another equally beautiful thought#@oliverisms and i just know this WE KNOW IT IN OUR BONES#p#idir lúibíní
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thing for @celestialalpacaron's overlord husk au
closeups under the cut
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#angel dust#husk#overlord husk au#husker#fanart#based on a leyendecker magazine cover. hence the alt edition lol#fuckign HELL it's DONE#angel baby ur so pretty i love u. he should get 2 wear black lipstick in the show.#the amount of fics i have bookmarked of this au is astonishing lmfaoo
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I don’t think there is any art in the world quite as astonishing as Kinuko Craft’s illustrations for Patricia McKillip’s novels
#look at the DETAIL#look at how she SPINS MAGIC WITH HER PEN#kinuko craft does for art what patricia mckillip did with words#i am literally astonished#kinuko craft has also done hundreds of other gorgeous artworks of you’re interested in more!!!#kinuko craft#kinuko y. craft#patricia mckillip#fantasy#fantasy art#art#artists#artists on tumblr
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"You can be against the proship community and be pro-kink" no you fucking cant
#i dont even know what to say#saw some post randomly on my feed and it was literally worded like this with some other topics aswell#antis really do lack a astonishing amount of self- awareness wow#proshippers are welcome#anti harassment#proshippers please interact#profiction#antis do not interact#darkship#proship#proshipper safe#proship positivity
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now that ive actually watched eva i can confidently say that people who have also watched it and still say all that "umm did you know all the christian symbolism means nothing whatsoever and the guy just thought it looked cool" stuff are maybe just stupid
#tattletxt#yes i know what anno said in that interview or whatever#counterpoint i watched the show with my eyes#this post is mean but im literally astonished i still see people saying this obviously false thing
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