#it had me cackling
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grimgrinningghost456 · 1 year ago
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So, thanks to the beautiful mind of @bendy-n-stuff , I have a new Vampire Jonathan headcanon. Because vampires don’t have reflections in mirrors, and Vlad has a vendetta against mirrors for some odd reason, Johnathan has no idea that his hair has gone white when he first turned. Because of this, when ever he turns to a bat and runs off, he hides in a nest of other bats. Dracula is always able to find johnny, because a white vampire bat is pretty easy to spot. Harker, being dumb, always asks how the Count manages to find him. And the Count, being the asshole that he is, simply says something along the lines of “Oh, Johnny. You know no matter how far you flee, I will always be able to find you.” It’s not until they get their first portrait done together that johnny actually finds out about his unusual hair color.
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alicenthightcwer · 4 months ago
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the face jace made when rhaenyra said YOU ARE MY HEIR wow he really is just a girl isn't he?
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thembohux · 10 months ago
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Ok so there’s a really nice specialty lingerie store in my town. They specialize in unusual sizes and mastectomy care, while having higher end/quality items.
They announced that they’re closing down next month. So I went in today to get some bras in my size while everything’s on sale and got two.
I show them to my wife when I get home and she immediately decides to put one on her head.
… her head fits perfectly in one of my cups
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attic-club-sandwich · 2 years ago
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Obey me fans be like
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These are a couple of random friends I have and I’m crying 😂
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greseadraws · 6 months ago
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The birth of elf senshi, colorized
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unhappy-sometimes · 3 months ago
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Becky’s dark past
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becky will never live that down
honestly, the whole episode where becky relentlessly flirts with loid was so hard for me to watch, i was DYING from second-hand embarassasment. when i first read it in the manga, i think i just skipped that chapter altogether
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pedgito · 9 months ago
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#little tantrum baby Pedro Pascal, Billy Crudup, Matthew Macfadyen & Kieran Culkin I SAG Awards 2024
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 7 months ago
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bloodraven55 · 2 months ago
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istg superheroes making increasingly terrible attempts to hide their identity will always be peak comedy bc this shit was maybe the funniest supergirl has ever been
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conspicuous-clown-car · 9 months ago
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my favorite scene from love death and rollerskates
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please PLEASE go read Love, Death and Rollerskates by @spadilleliciousit on ao3 its AMAZING AAAUHGHG
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shitpostdotjpg · 4 months ago
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this is genuinely my favorite scene in the whole movie
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basslinegrave · 4 months ago
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random monarch trio stuff (and 24 is also there yeah)
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idliketobeatree · 3 months ago
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the allusion to the cat king and esther having a thing sometime long ago, and after a messy break-up deciding to avoid each other at all costs is a bit mental. imagine getting stuck in the same small town as your bloodthirsty ex, but you're both supernatural beings, living for hundreds of years and are only really separated by a few neighbourhoods. i'd go crazy. what if you go to the market to buy milk and she's there in the corner picking up packet bird food. do you just pretend to walk into a different aisle
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pippinscribs · 9 months ago
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Local rockstars absolute fucking mess in the desert
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lostgoosebe · 3 months ago
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Ppl rlly wanted the Kai possession so
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thegoldenappleofdiscord · 1 year ago
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all the spiderpeople juggling their secret identities and being squeezed into spiderpatties under the stress sledgehammer meanwhile pavitr is living his best life AND doesn't put anything in his flawless hair. king.
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