#it had me cackling

[grimgrinningghost456]

So, thanks to the beautiful mind of @bendy-n-stuff , I have a new Vampire Jonathan headcanon. Because vampires don’t have reflections in mirrors, and Vlad has a vendetta against mirrors for some odd reason, Johnathan has no idea that his hair has gone white when he first turned. Because of this, when ever he turns to a bat and runs off, he hides in a nest of other bats. Dracula is always able to find johnny, because a white vampire bat is pretty easy to spot. Harker, being dumb, always asks how the Count manages to find him. And the Count, being the asshole that he is, simply says something along the lines of “Oh, Johnny. You know no matter how far you flee, I will always be able to find you.” It’s not until they get their first portrait done together that johnny actually finds out about his unusual hair color.

[alicenthightcwer]

the face jace made when rhaenyra said YOU ARE MY HEIR wow he really is just a girl isn't he?

[thembohux]

Ok so there’s a really nice specialty lingerie store in my town. They specialize in unusual sizes and mastectomy care, while having higher end/quality items.

They announced that they’re closing down next month. So I went in today to get some bras in my size while everything’s on sale and got two.

I show them to my wife when I get home and she immediately decides to put one on her head.

… her head fits perfectly in one of my cups

[attic-club-sandwich]

Obey me fans be like

These are a couple of random friends I have and I’m crying 😂

[greseadraws]

The birth of elf senshi, colorized

[numberonetribble]

Ratchet yelled at him too hard :(

[dirtgrubber]

“Ha-ha-HA! You are all so very gullible.”

from @morningstarwrites “Of Saints and Sinners”

[unhappy-sometimes]

Becky’s dark past

becky will never live that down

honestly, the whole episode where becky relentlessly flirts with loid was so hard for me to watch, i was DYING from second-hand embarassasment. when i first read it in the manga, i think i just skipped that chapter altogether

[pedgito]

#little tantrum baby Pedro Pascal, Billy Crudup, Matthew Macfadyen & Kieran Culkin I SAG Awards 2024

[viperbunnies]

Leaked Chapter 7 Ace SSR “Swagapino outfit” (/j)

(special thanks to @part-sadist for the shirt suggestion!)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[bloodraven55]

istg superheroes making increasingly terrible attempts to hide their identity will always be peak comedy bc this shit was maybe the funniest supergirl has ever been

[conspicuous-clown-car]

my favorite scene from love death and rollerskates

please PLEASE go read Love, Death and Rollerskates by @spadilleliciousit on ao3 its AMAZING AAAUHGHG

[shitpostdotjpg]

this is genuinely my favorite scene in the whole movie

[idliketobeatree]

the allusion to the cat king and esther having a thing sometime long ago, and after a messy break-up deciding to avoid each other at all costs is a bit mental. imagine getting stuck in the same small town as your bloodthirsty ex, but you're both supernatural beings, living for hundreds of years and are only really separated by a few neighbourhoods. i'd go crazy. what if you go to the market to buy milk and she's there in the corner picking up packet bird food. do you just pretend to walk into a different aisle

[pippinscribs]

Local rockstars absolute fucking mess in the desert