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Bg3 is a game about the importance of community; i find this funny since most of its fans are irony poisoned and trapped by wire and metal
And when i say "most fans" i just mean me, same as when i say "you" i just mean me.
(But your not supposed to know that)
Feeling that human connection not through love, or hate, but via pixels on a screen; its enough right?
Is there not beauty in that grotesque disconnection?
(There is, and its easier, but your not supposed to know that)
Is there a hole where your heart is and another where your brain is? has the void already filled both spaces?
In a way you cant ever go back from?
Maybe.
But i think its enough, it has to be.
(Its not)
#trash poetry#this time with some structure not just a rant#because it isnt hard to be vunurable when your whole life and sence of self is dripping in irony#maybe nothing i say is true#maybe texas isnt real#maybe it didnt happen#it did. but youll never know#because my life is performance art and one really really long poem#bg3#baldur's gate 3#jreg refrence as well#but isnt that my whole self?#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpiVcL0tv4#and as much as i hate quoting him hes right#the lines between real life and tech are fading quicker than we'd like to admit#my lovely lone star shining in the sky#hes bathed in my blood and ive bathed in his everything#i guess it makes us one in the same#sorta#but nobody reads this deep into tags#https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nSVAbpJJ6g
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really an inexplicable train of thought but i feel like taako is the kind of person who in a modren era au would just decide to go to a shooting range and learn how to shoot a pistol for funsies, but would consider learning to spin the pistol all cool like they do in cowboy movies to be his first and foremost priority. like hes already bought a holster and the moment he is given a gun he immediately starts trying to twirl it. the instructor has to tell him to stop or theyll take the gun away from him. he keeps trying to lead the conversation back to it anyway because he really feels like theyre putting the cart before the horse here if hes learning how to shoot the gun before even knowing how to dramatically reholster it if he were to get in some sort of cowboy duel. hes actually really good at the shooting part but he gets kicked out of the class after his eighth guntwirling attempt in which he accidentally flicks the safety off mid twirl and shoots one of their light fixtures
#taz balance#taz taako#i dont know shit abt guns so i had to google a bunch of stuff to see if this even made sense#'surely they would have taken the gun away from him before attempt number 8' ok see heres how im imagining the timeline#moment he is given the gun he gets in two twirl attempts right off the bat before the instructor manages to stop him#attempts number 3-5 are done in a 6 second window in which the instructor makes the mistake of turning around and not looking at him#he is then told he needs to take this seriously and they can and will remove him from the range if necessary#attempt 6 he just does on instinct and hes like cmahn you cant count that one i didnt even mean to do it. did you see it tho it was rad#he is then told if he does it again he will be kicked out#youll never believe this but he does it again#the instructor tries to take the gun from him and he decides it is a really smart and good idea to back up into the main area#ie the area where not everything is made to be safe to shoot and there are light fixtures and people in there#and try to twirl the gun yet a fucking gain . which is the attempt where he shoots out a ceiling light#to be fair he is just a silly little guy
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#zerobaseone#zb1#zhang hao#hazelbagel#maria.gif#did i make an entire gifset just bc of the little hearts on his nose#youll never know#also forgive my coloring#im still rusty from my hiatus
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Hey Spamton! What’s the best spot in the town for a view? Place I am from has a sea nearby. Looks pretty nice, though with time you get used to it
#Cybercity is probably a bay city or smth specifically so the residents can say stuff like that#how could it NOT when that opportunity is RIGHT THERE i mean COME ON!!! ITS INTERNET THEMEED!!!!!#thats also why its so cold#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#Hes leaving out the part where he failed miserably like he does every time because hes a loser#he did like it though despite it i like to think#or he could just be entirely making this up to try and look cooler to you#youll never know#aomething is off but idk what so im not touching it anymore#i wanted to do another today but smh nvm................ grr....
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Yeahlow
#art tag#pokemon#pokespe yellow#pokespe#pokemon special#i wish i had the first ever drawing i did of yellow i think thatd be a fun comparison#i think i do sctually….. shes been w me through so much#when i was 9 i would draw eyelashes onto yellow after the ponytail reveal in gsc but now youll NEVER see me drawing her w eyelashes#i also like pause before i decide what pronouns i should use for her#so i think thats some sort of character development for me#once i bought the last gsc volume onto my school bus and showed it to a friend of mine and she like#pointed to green oak and went why does the boy have eyelashes 😐#n i was like i dont CARE i need to tell you why red x yellow is canon#more character development from me i dont really ship them anymore. same w blue and green. as a pokespe fan ive changed so much#i need to reread dpp i miss the trio so muuuhc…….. i iwhs they couldve returned int he manga and get why not but. i miss the#is swsh nearly over im not up to date at all. i know the dlcs happening but thats it#i wanna see what the scvi protags will be like. and which ones scarlet and which ones violet#and how they handle to version diffs ooo….. two schools? double dead argen parents?#ARVEN sorry. but yea. exciting#WHAT school will each rival be in what about clavel and the teachers ??!!???!??!!?!??!? anyway#thats enougb rambling for one post. goot bye
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Gomens s2 comic time! Spent FOREVER making this because I could. Lmao
#did i make an over 20+ panels gomens comic? yea#god help me#you guys you guys you guys you gusy#can you#can yoh tell ive been going fucking crazy over the ending of them#listen i know s3 is coming but. can you blame me for being so viscerally upset i rewrote the end of s2. nah you cant#you guys i was crying at work... somthing had to give#and so all my effort for tears was henceforth but into this comic!#god#good omens#s2 spoilers#mr gaiman youll never read these tags i hope but if you do i love ur show. i love ur characters. im sorry i had to rewrite s2 end im just#unable to pull myself together until s3. sincerely hope u understand fksbfksbd thanks#ineffeble husbands#anthony j crowley#crowly x aziraphale#aziraphale#aziracrow#good omens fanart#good omens season 2#good omens comic#crowley fanart#aziraphale fanart#my art
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Cam: You're smiling. What happened?
Booth: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Angela: Zack tripped and fell down the stairs today.
#booth and zack are SO accurate in this LMAO#bones tv#zack addy my beloved#zachary uriah addy#i love zack#zack addy#dr. zachary uriah addy#bones tv show#booth and brennan#bones spoilers#bones 2005#zack my uncoordinated lovely#did i mention i love him#i dont think i did#*covers the past tags*#nope imma rant some more#so anyways za- *gunshots*#in realiity im really tired and too lazy to type#but youll never know what i wanted to type#thats how i gain leverage#bones incorrect quotes
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i think theyre incredibly silly !! but also from a character design/shape language perspective the triumvirate is so terrific i keep nerding out whenever someone makes them Shaped as god intended.
on the other hand my last midterms are tmr and i need something to keep me occupied after so by all means if yall have anything (if its tos spones mckirk or mcspirk rest assured that i WILL do it 100% bc im totally so sane abt then you see) youd like to see me scribble out in notes app feel free to send in an ask etc! ill do my best lmao
#spones#mckirk#star trek#leonard mccoy#spock#tos#star trek tos#triumvirate#is kirk shirtless or was i just too lazy to fill in his shirt?? youll never know ;)#but theres a reason why bones is Particularly inclined to be grumpy about it lmao#but also the one with the whales-era spones has my heart in a vice grip#god i have chem and math tomorrow wish me luck#did i study? NOPE#but i just love them so much your honor#jim kirk#HOW DID I FORGET HIM#cant believe this#its more of a tragedy than my grade in math
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GUYS!!! I WAS ABLE TO MANUALLY OPEN THIS NONWORKING 2005'S EYES!!!
#if you are a 2005 lover like me youll know what a big deal this is 😭#so many poor permanently asleep 2005s out there whose beautiful eyes will never be seen... until now!!#ill post how i did it if anybody is interested!#2005 furby
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you’re telling me the dance of the dragons literally happened because alicent girl mathed wrong and misheard viserys—
oh, honey, no wonder rhaenyra is pissed😭 like girl if i found out my dumbass bestfriend screwed me over because she couldn’t read lips nor synthesize the text correctly i would call for war too💀
alicent jumped to conclusions and like. did not stick the landing………like girl you’ve gotta be kidding me??? VISERYS SAID THE PRINCE THAT IS PROMISED (paraphrasingggg tyyy) and you said AH YES I KNOW YOU MEAN OUR VERY CAPABLE SON AEGON! MAKES SENSE THAT YOURE DITCHING RHAENYRA .02 SECONDS BEFORE YOU DIE👍🏼
ik you love-hate-divorced-married-homoerotically wanna kill your bestie-wanna smooch her but ALICENT💀 GIRL THIS IS KINDA ON YOU
#just me condensing the last 2 seasons into lke 5 sentences#i have barely watched the show#but i know ENOUGH#im just. ALICENT HIGHTOWER YOU HOT MESS#jfc if you think you fucked up dw youll never do it as sadly and with as much conviction as alicent did#anyway dont mind me im just saying words to make myself better knowing whats coming next#hotd#rhaenicent#alicent hightower
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"Battle of Alberta, right? It was my first game: Calgary, Edmonton. We would play them in the preseason, and you know—trying to make the team I'd always be asking him to fight in preseason, always. I'd be runnin' my mouth—like, tryna fight the biggest, baddest guys, tryna make an impression.
And he would never fight me. He'd always tell me, like If you make the team, I'll fight ya. You don't have to worry about that, but I'm not fightin' ya preseason. And I totally respect it, I'm not gonna chase him down. It is what it is. He's established—I'm looking for my chance.
So I get called up, we're playing Edmonton in Edmonton: Battle of Alberta. [He's] over there on the other side, and it's like the coolest thing ever... you know, the buildup was crazy 'cuz I knew if the opportunity presented itself—if the game went the way I hoped it would, I would get an opportunity to fight him.
I remembered in warmups tryna skate by the redline initially just kind-of gettin' a feel for it—to see if I have to say something or whatever... He's got no bucket on, his big, bald head is glarin' around, he skates by the redline with the biggest smile on his face, and just gives me the biggest wink...
At that moment I knew Okay, he remembers. It's gonna happen at some point.
We were up 1, I think it was 2-1 going into intermission or whatever—Oh, no, I think it was 1-1 and we had just scored so the position I'm like Yeah, I don't know if I can fight him now because we have the momentum and we're winning the game. I don't want to lose a fight, then we lose a game and now I'm, like, never getting a chance again.
You kind-of gotta play the game within the game like [...] there's an opportunity to fight, and there's an opportunities where you shouldn't fight. Things weren't looking good, then they score and now we need a spark. I'm like Fucking perfect.
I just skate by their bench and I'm like It's time, big boy! He jumps out, we line up, and he goes We squarin' up or we goin' right away?
I'm like I'm not fuckin' squarin' up with you right now! We're goin' right away!
Drop em, we go right away, grab each other. I know he's a lefty so he's gonna let go—let's go of my right arm before he throws one. I threw one. Big boy went down, he jumped back up pretty quick. I don't know, I tell people all the time, I'm like I would've been in the league fuckin' 2 years earlier if there was good footage of this fuckin' fight!
For some reason—For some reason, the cameras cut out. I don't know if [he] had his cousins working the cameras or something that night, or if they're in the video room or what happened.
That was my first NHL game.
It's funny 'cuz Chucky was there—Chucky's there and he knows, he saw, he always laugh when I say that I would've been in the league earlier 'cuz he knows how things like that go. You get a little bit of energy and buzz around ya, and then kind-of momentum takes you a little bit further but unfortunate[ly], I missed that opportunity but I don't regret a thing.
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The opportunity was there, I just—unfortunately, for whatever reason, the Hockey Gods said not yet." (Ryan Lomberg reminiscing over his first NHL game/fight) (x)(x) (please go watch the second link to see lombos giant smile as he tells this story jfc)
and other genuinely bonkers things to say about a hockey player in your first fight... like why did this need to be said like that...what
#ryan lomberg#lombo what the fuck#for the sake of clarity lombo does refer em by name but i think its funnier to obscure it in this case for people who dont know who it is#im sure edm and the bald description gave it away of who it is#but youll never fucking guess who this bitch is waxing poetic about#the wha the huh#HIM??????#WE'RE ROMANTICISNG THAT FUCKIN GUY??? REALLY????#i hate it here#this just in the guy you adore just said the horniest shit about the worst person you know#completely forgot they both were on the flames at the same time its been erased from my memory#(guy who does not pay attention to anything that is not pantr related)#but also matthew giggling about lombos little I WOULDVE BEEN HERE EARLIER IF THE CAMERAS WORKED RIGHT#how dare we lose him to calgary again HOW DARE#hello special little matthew cameo#the homoeroticism of it all#the inherent homoeroticism of hockey fights#why did he describe it like that#do you know what “scrappy ahler tries to make it big by fighting everyone in sight to impress staff and even challenges the enforcer vet#knowing itll make him look good if he does and said enforcer vet does not give him the time of day and goes i promise ill fight you when yo#get called up during the regular season not now and to which said scrappy ahler gets called up during the regular season and doesnt expect#much but gets completely surprised when the vet 1. remembers who he is 2. the promise he made and 3. even gives him a cheeky wink about it.#and the game is chippy from the start the ahler isnt sure theyll be able to fight hin but low and behold the hockey gods bless him#and he does he even gets to decide the rules AND wins it in one punch. the downside? none of it was filmed.#but the memory of that vets wink rings clear“ does to me man?#also. a classic case of hockey gods giveth. hockey gods taketh away.#sweetheart you can be gay AND also want your cool fight filmed honey youre asking for too much#yeah lombo does like calling men bigboy yeah that's a thing
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procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally
#on my friends living room floor they love together but one of them has been london for weeks or maybe months#to be with her love. im on a foam mattress from one of their beds next to a glass bottle of water opened by one of them#in a mug given to me by another. the weather felt like my childhood today and it also felt like 2 years ago.#(put space in the heavens Einstein's idea and hes your friend too so nothing to fear) around the table they drank and laughed and i thought#i hope you keep growing so full with the love you receive . i hope your appetite becomes insatiable from how used to it you are#and i know youre all leaving soon but i hope one day you miss this and that youll be happy you miss it#its worth missing i think#i thought he didnt care but he said after exams hes going walk around this area over and over#(this is near where he lived and where we visited almost daily for a year)#(hed come across the bridge on a lake)#we went where she used to live and at the entrance a fox sat calmly. it just yawned and stared.#it felt important somehow. i think maybe their impressions of me will never be close to how i feel inside but i think#i love them enough for that not to matter. i dont think theyll ever know this. i dont think if they did it would change much.#and seeing them smile makes my heart glow anyway. today i tried their malaysian tea the ginger burned my throat#they warmed my heart. hes going to canada soon and hes going to the US soon and shes going everywhere soon ill never understand#how were supposed to live with memories and with seperation and with the past but we do it anyway so i think it doesnt matter much#i wanted to write a poem for the lab rats with the fibre optic wires lit with blue forcing them to turn around and around#something about how im sorry that the two photon arrays burned the inside of your brain. im sorry about the sharp points of multielectrode#arrayes. im sorry about everything we do to you. she asked to see me tomorrow. im trying to have self control but i miss her so awfully#last night my friend talked to me and i updated on everything that happened with love and the lack of it and she just started laughing#and she told me about the same thing from her side. and she told me about how she loved london because she would walk the streets#and she felt like the people were her. and her eyes would go over the people and the bag of bagels and the construction men they probably#have a kid at home maybe shes a daughter. this kid is crying for her mother and the building you just walked past caused#blisters and pain and people died in it and very likely people were born in it. we talked for hours and i felt like#i was holding her hand just like that time she held mine watching a horror film. i love her so much#my friend is a genius and i remember her picking up the charms of my phone and staring at the leaf hanging from them. shes side stepping to#music drinking dangerous cider and cocktails from a movie and chit chatting with billionaires and undergrads#i love her dearly. his head covered in electrodes. she tells me about a syrian guy shes in love with and she says#what you feel and what i feel is like cocaine. ive tried a lot of fucking cocaine.#she says ive reminded her of what living actually feels like and to never put energy into someone who doesnt see me this way.
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Honestly could we throw out the idea that totk's story issue is that it isn't consistent with the lore of the older games but instead drops intresting world building from botw because it might have gotten actually dark
#seriously eveeyone keeps up bring up the triforce not being the same like the older games instead of HEY why DOES the royal family just.....#have it#like all of it#and was the sheikah tech from the last game that functions the same was as light arrows/the biden blast was uh#how do i put this#how did they weaponize lightmagic in robots and does this all tie in with the “banishment” thing#or idk dropped point from botw zelda's fucking chracter arc#i know it ended with LOOOK!!!! YOU FUCKED UP BY DOING WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS RIGHT#But damn they could of just not done that shit in totk making her just the#what was jt#idk man they just keep taking away her agency#man and it sucks cuz the dragon is so cool but mf shes forced to do it what she gonna do stay in the past and DIE?#idk man it just all feels hasty. makes me sad#and it sucks cuz a lot of shit shit is really cool and intresting but man idk i may become a botw zelda deserved a better weiter for her#becuase girl she needs a break. not saying chracters cant go through hardship#but there is something so nasty about the framing of youll never be anything but eveey past princess zelda trope and nothing more#instead of a crystal she turns into a dragon like guys this is the same as skyward sword but idk man is it werd to say#when Hylia does it aginst a thing that wants to steal the god triangles and is also a god its like yeah you had no other choice#how the fuck did one fuckass stone make ganondorf into a god like being you would think that like#mannwhy are the stones THAT powerful and why werent the other bitches able to take them down what because#did#did rauru give sonia the equivalent of the one ring at their wedding hey wait a fuck#sorry for all my spelling mistakes but what the fuck man
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FIRST ROUND FINISHED! Still have people to go through so I’ll be making a part two if you answered the ask but didn’t get on just yet
@kirexa @the-ultimate-luck @bake-offhamster @sypersweet @1emon-ice @nishibai @mist-shift @five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat @quintessential-candles @thestaticonyourscreen
#Shenanigans#bee makes things#which of you witht he matching pfp did I draw? Youll never know! (I forgot who’s account I took the reference from. So.)#yepthis was too funny to do at like… idk late last night#silver why is your pfp bird thing so SAD?
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its been so long since human content/new content with no book relevancy even the youtubers and theorists like dawko and john are getting restless😭
#dawko going its not gonna happen steel wool right over glamfred and rhe humans not coming back#and john going 'im... totally okay with that happening 😐' about mimics story being spoiled in the books 2 years before sotm#like dude even theyre feeling it#dawko would love a fnaf game about absolutely nothing so his excitment about sotm makes sense#but its refreshing seeing john actually criticize it bc it deserves to be even if it was really tame and not really explicitly said#we understand and its just. so nice seeing someone like john actually aware of how stupid it id#instead of everyone being okay with it and not criticizing it for some reason#even tho it kind of sucks#like john is one of the last surviving theorists and a big figure in the community#seeing him actually not shy away from at least implying he thinks its bad and dumb in a video is just.#soo refreshing#like so many times i felt like i was insane for disliking all the mimic theories before ruin came out#i thought it was boring. mimic is a book villain#its so sad seeing john try to actually theorize about mimic in an interesting way with a satisfuing narrative that isnt just c&p#but it just turns out that actually yeah. its game is a rerun of its book lore that came out years ago#and we spent three entire years foreshadowing and teasing 'carnival' in games to hype this game up and its just c&p book lore nothing new#except the new shit being like. stuff about OG freddys and og characters which. are not explaining the mimics backstory#its just like whyy did they do it like this. and they shafted basically every single thing else to do it for years#no wonder dawko is starting to actually joke about them never bringing them back and john is implying his distaste#pandas.txt#discourse#sorryyyyy#its just like i think about sotm and im like i dont need to be that hard on it. theres nothing inherently wrong with a game explaining#mimics backstory#and then i remember how it was spoiled 2 years earlier in the books and everybody already knows its story and theres nothing#new about the mimic in this game save for a random new form#and im like yeah nevermind its okay to be critical about it they somehow handled the mimics story in the worst way possible#up to this point#like if youre a fan of literally anything else in the story youll resent mimic at least a little bit for how much it hijacked everything#even all mimic fans are getting are reruns of shit they already know
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My son pepito :p
#my art#qsmp pepito#pepito fanart#qsmp eggs#qsmp fanart#qsmp#you know I HAD to draw him with different silly little eye patches#when I was a kid I had a sparkly green dragon one lol#NEVER PROJECT ON A CHARACTER!! YOULL BECOME OBSESSED#I like his duck and Spider-Man one the most…#the duck is supposed to rep Q :>#I almost did a cucurucho one but Q would NOT let him wear that LMAOO
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