#it consumed my entire life

[theearlgreymage]

I have reemerged from my hermit hole to deliver a belated Fic for the 2023 EGF Event. 

It is spicy. Please handle with care. 

This is also a public apology to everyone who had to tolerate me while I was deep in writing this baby. 

Summary under the cut 😘

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow, Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch & Simon Snow Characters: Simon Snow, Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch, Penelope Bunce, Shepard (Simon Snow), Malcolm Grimm, Daphne Grimm (Simon Snow), Ruth Salisbury Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Hands, Holding Hands, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Marriage Proposal, Post-Canon, First Time, Baz is really obsessed with Simon's hands here, Love Summary:

Submission for the 2023 Erotic Grope Fest (EGF)

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I never thought that the hands that so deftly wield a sword could be this delicate. The way Simon plucks my shirt buttons open with a smooth finesse is borderline hypnotic. He's gotten so good at it. If he really wants to, he can get a couple buttons undone without my noticing.

Normally, Simon is brute force and strength in everything that he does. But with me, it's the opposite. He treats me gently, reverently, just like I asked for when he decided to genuinely try.

When I finally feel the tips of his fingers on my newly exposed skin, it makes me shiver. The temperature contrast between us has my nerves feeling extra sensitive.

Simon is so good with his hands.

[5577v]

some backgrounds i made for my short film set in 80s west berlin!

[vellichorom]

you sick little animal, even death itself pities you.

[sprinklesharkie]

still me still there

[sqwigeon]

Arcane stem trio as Eva stem trio

[solreefs]

I have a vast pit of despair inside me at all times but I think I’m pretty happy other than that

[yes-no-maybe-soo]

As painful as this moment in chapter 4 of Sylus' tour memo is — them playing the same music as in his myth over this scene fucked me up so bad — I also think it's... actually beautiful, and even uplifting when viewed from Sylus' perspective. B/c the one person in his life that has always mattered, the only one who's opinion is of value to him, his literal bonded soulmate... no longer views him as a monster.

She no longer looks at him the way she did in LAR, when she was too afraid of and disgusted by him to be able to resonate.

Instead, much like in the myth, she now sees and appreciates what truly lies beneath the imposing exterior: a kind, beautiful, misunderstood soul.

She is once again the one who gazes into his jewel-like eyes, who embraces his burning soul, and who sings to him in the night wind

[riddlers-left-buttcheek]

Another day in the life of the sillies

[strangersteddierthings]

why do i try so hard to make the characters in my fic fall in love in ways that seems natural and real when popular published books can just be like "i saw him from across the room and new i had to meet him. we swapped names in the rudest way possible. he never spoke to me kindly or showed in any way that he was a decent human being. he had only ever made me cry and been abusive and i want to marry him. im so in love"

like i am fighting for my life to make the crush in a fanfic make sense and doing that for no money when i would be writing batshit insane obsession/abusive/no-one-ever-says-sorry novels for at least one money

[beastwhimsy]

ouhg. super niche pairing fankids because I need them to raise a family and go on silly adventures together. or I'll explode badly

dewy, rosie and magic! I love them a lot

yay! I may have autism

[maraudersarecanon]

I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED TO JEGULUSISM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

In case you’re wondering, the culprit is Only The Brave

[goblingardens]

My new hobby is intensely staring at every. single. panel of Caleb’s origin comic 👁️👁️

… so I found a few things!

Vex and Percy dancing in Rexxentrum!

Trinket in Caleb’s childhood home🥹

I SWEAR this is the Captain Tusktooth tattoo, you can’t convince me otherwise.

So let’s ponder the lore and what it means that Caleb’s family either knew of Trinket or just owns a random armoured bear.

Why would Vex and Percy be there at this time? Is this pre or during the relationship? Is all of Vox Machina in Rexxentrum?

And what unholy connection is there between the kid drawing tusktooth in their notes and Jester Lavorre?

Enjoy🤓

[strangeswift]

who up grieving their faded hyperfixations because there is unfortunately nothing that makes you enjoy living more than being hyperfixated on a good piece of media and now it’s just gone.

[reenybopper]

Weekend vibes

[lilybug-02]

CT Comic Speedpaint - Page ??? (Part 25) I’m not keeping track 😔

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Im using the funny format to convey my suffering

-Be me -not great day -paid 13 bucks for the "buffet" dining hall -only food within 1 mile walk of my next class -its breakfast (and its shit) -now even less great day -discover they have soft serve machine??? -amazing, fabulous -one lil bowl please - add chocolate syrup (yum!!) -enjoy, its really good - - - -regret.