#i am not exaggerating
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
My sister and I just finished the Sonic Movie 3 fan event at my local AMC theater...
BEST. MONEY. EVER. SPENT.
#god i love this franchise#this movie is the one#i am not exaggerating#go see it#GO#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#shadow the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#miles tails prower#dr. robotnik#dr. eggman#gerald robotnik#maria robotnik#sonic cinematic universe#tom wachowski#maddie wachowski#wade whipple#agent stone#project shadow
158 notes
·
View notes
Text


^ me when i have to write something for class
#IM SO FUCKED#im not even kidding my academic writing skills are at kindergarten level#I AM NOT EXAGGERATING#fr fr fr im being so forreal right now i am NOT equipped for this#ive never written even a half decent essay i was one of the worst at literature i might truly be the least capable person in this school to#do this HNGRGHN
59 notes
·
View notes
Note
Would it be possible to have product images of the models raising their arms in the shirts? Especially the button up shirts.
I adored the first ones you offered, but the style cut meant that raising my arms over my head lifted the shirt hem in a way that mean I couldn't wear it for work because I have to lift my arms regularly. I don't wear skirts pretty much ever but I love your work and want to support it, so having some idea of the range of motion allowed by the various shirts would be super helpful.
for the button shirt, we didnt take photos like that today (i think this photo or this screenshot from a vid would be the highest i captured today) BUUUUT


just for you i asked devin to slap a shirt on real quick so we could get pics before bed. everyone say thank you devin for taking off their pjs right before bed just to get these pics


i think probably the issues with the old button ups basically boiled down to a combo of them being slightly shorter than these shirts, being stiffer (the viscose is not stretchy but it is not stiff either), and them also not having gussets to make the hips wider
as for the matcha sweater, i got plenty of pics from earlier today




#ask#store#wife blogging#as u can see even outside of the shoot devin is wearing their matcha pjs#we both are#we’ve been wearing our samples#i am not exaggerating#nearly every fucking day#since we received them
97 notes
·
View notes
Text
who up grieving their faded hyperfixations because there is unfortunately nothing that makes you enjoy living more than being hyperfixated on a good piece of media and now it’s just gone.
#i know people use the term hyperfixation loosely and i do the same sometimes#but when i say stranger things consumed my entire life for over a year#i am not exaggerating#i couldn’t have a fucking conversation unless it was about st#i could not control my infodumping#didn’t listen to music unless i could relate it to a character#cared about this show more than about my real life#and in many ways that’s unhealthy and had negative effects on my life and relationships#but there is also nothing else like that feeling#and now it’s just gone#and i have to wait for the next one
149 notes
·
View notes
Text
If you only knew how my heart lifts when I think of you. And I think of you often.
#when calls the heart#wcthedit#hallmark#hallmarkedit#nathan x elizabeth#nathan grant#elizabeth thornton#my gifs#*#*period drama#when i tell you this took an entire day of my life#i am not exaggerating
47 notes
·
View notes
Text
FINALLY
#bbc#nyc#i hate cars#all my homies hate cars and half the kids have asthma#i am not exaggerating#though note its heavily influenced by healthcare access too#so kids in wealthy areas with dense traffic are not as bad#as kids in areas with dense traffic AND low income#but both of the above are worse off than kids in low traffic
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
i'm only about 3/4 through the neon court on my reread, and i apparently didn't write anything down in all of the midnight mayor, so this is by no means a complete list, but please enjoy:
Some Ways People Have Described Matthew Swift
“He’s a sorcerer. […] Doesn’t stop him from looking like a starving pigeon, does it?” (Vera, MoA 320)
“You look like a piece of rotting road kill.” (Blackjack, MoA 357)
“This is a new one. […] Me talking to a bloody mystic power no less, disguised as a guy with a face like a soggy sandbag” (Blackjack, MoA 360)
“You’re not that guy who keeps on getting beaten up by inexplicable mystical darkness, are you?” (Dr. Seah, TNC 131)
“You’ve done well, Matthew. While resembling a chewed-up rodent you’ve still managed to make them afraid.” (Bakker’s ghost, TNC 307)
“Bloody hell are you all right I mean obviously you’re not all right you look like a fucking bulldozer has been using you for practice and getting it wrong but I guess what I’m asking is, are you bleeding internally?” (Penny, TNC 408)
*page numbers are from my trade paperback copies, which are roughly 500 pages long
(In his defense, some of these take place immediately after Matthew has been beaten up by inexplicable mystic darkness. However, considering that he spends approximately 50% of his time in that state, i think those are still representative)
#stars has thoughts#matthew swift#when i say he is the embodiment of the 'sad wet paper bag of a man' vibes that tumblr often gets attached to#i am not exaggerating#people describe him like that ALL THE TIME#TO HIS FACE#don't get me wrong he's a three-dimensional and nuanced character#it's just also a running joke how he's incredibly magically powerful and also looks like the cat dragged him in#and it's hilarious#madness of angels spoilers#the neon court spoilers#(only if you know what you're looking for)
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
i am so hot & so accomplished. my ex is insane.
#saved christmas dinner for my dad's partner's v large extended family today#i am not exaggerating#get you a girl who knows what she's doing with nutmeg & a carving knife#drank several glasses of champagne in the course of the proceedings#& my byredo lipstick didn't smudge once#tonight's it girl of liverpool south i fear
18 notes
·
View notes
Text

three years since sad-ist dropped dawn of the 16th, an animatic that, in as many words, literally changed my life
#i am Not exaggerating#it’s what got me into dsmp meta analysis#kind of#it led to the creation of a discord server where i met a lot of people and started doing analysis and theorycrafting and shit#which ultimately led to me leaving twitter and making my tumblr . which led to me posting meta here#and has since introduced me to some of my best friends .#quite literally changed my life .
37 notes
·
View notes
Text
Had a mom talk about my transition and she poked at all my weak spots and insecurities I am not sure I’m recovering from this one
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
Immunocompromised culture is developing 10+ different allergies out of fucking nowhere
27 notes
·
View notes
Text
When it snows in texas that is All That's Happening. No one on the roads most places are closed this is all the news is reporting on. New president? Who cares? Let's see our top reporters argue about snowball fighting.
#i am not exaggerating#theyre showing the houston traffic cam and theres nothing but long haul trucks and a few lone sedans for the poor souls who have to work#the weather lady just built a snowman gave it a astros cap and declared it the offical station snowman#and this is not a lot of snow! theres less than an inch in most areas. maybe an inch at my house#oh and the funniest thing probably is that the newspeople r just measuring the snowfall with a ruler they stuck in the snow a few hours ago#no special instruments just a plain ass ruler#texas#kaleidoscopic-something
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
*trembling, panting, and covered in blood of an unnatural color* I read every single piece of CoCaL lore guys
#I have spent DAYS doing this#I am not exaggerating#have thoughts to share later#for now am eeby#tune in tomorrow for me ranting lol#the consequences of creation and love#CoCaL
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay, so today as I was getting ready to go to an Odia restaurant with my aunt, I was listening to random songs. I was basically doing my makeup in front of the mirror when 'O Rangrez' started playing.
Now, I totally associate that song with our very own Mr. Krishn Vasudev Yadav. Soooooo, yeah. I have a whole MV (ft. Keshav and I 🙈) directed in my mind when that song comes on. Sooooo yeah. I was thinking of Him while listening to the song and I happened to look in the mirror.
And OH BOY the smile I had... I ain't exaggerating, it was simply beautiful. That's when I realised how lovely we look while thinking about someone we deeply love. It's a whole different feeling, an ethereal one...❤️
#Baanhi's vaani#krishnablr#gopiblr#krishna#kanha#kanhaiya#istg i got tears in my eyes when i looked into the mirror#i AM NOT exaggerating#but again#thinking about that Makhan Chor does things to you#beautiful and charming things#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
44 notes
·
View notes
Note
Was recently reminded of Dekugate as apparently Swifties are mad at this one woman who had something going on with Taylor. No idea what, but they dedicate a whole discord and Reddit with over a thousand members just bashing her and stalking her every move online. They even make plans on discord trying to come up with things to ruin her reputation it's insane behavior. Everything she does they have to comment on it and get angry.
I've seen bits and pieces of this and I think it might be multiple women. The primary fandom i based dekugate on, the directioners, do this sometimes too; stalking the guys' ex girlfriends sometimes years after the fact and construe everything they do as still being 'obsessed' and wanting to get back into the 'fake PR' relationship with former boybanders. That being said, those people aren't super common. A discord and reddit with hundreds of people is new.
#i am legit so looking forward to all the academic literature on the quasi-religious turn a lot of current celebrity fandoms are taking#i am not exaggerating#it's like capitalism as a form of worship#they need to buy more so their pop girl beats the other pop girls on the charts#like how you need to 'out pray' the non christians so god can beat the devil#perfect timing#as i'm working on a dekugate sequel#planning on delving more into not just sexism#but the toxicity that comes from being liking you#and how it can be just as bad as the people who don't#dekugate
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
I sure do love it that teachers expects you to just Deal with getting essentially an extra day of school. Like yeah I know you have that and homework and presentations but look, there’s a part of the cafeteria only for you to inconvenience every other student! Why aren’t you grateful I hate children
2 notes
·
View notes