#it can wait.

[coleramse]

you didn't have to tell me that. i want you to know who i am.

[athetos]

I was going to make a post joking about an experience I had with an ex but as I was typing I realized that actually it wasn’t funny at all, it was actually very distressing, and it has taken me 10 years to make that realization

[hotgirlmeg]

already putting off things to do today and leaving it till wednesday when we get back to work because honestly i can’t be arsed (as the kids say) to work on some of these reports right now

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[hansoeii]

The Doctor!

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[sabertoothwalrus]

was anyone gonna post cuntchuck or do I have to do everything myself

[coffeenonsense]

the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

[canisalbus]

✦ I've been saving all my summers for you ✦

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[cutetanuki-chan]

did Cytherea even knew how to crochet

or she was doing whatever with that yarn on the veranda and Gideon barely ever saw crocheting in her life before

[chloesimaginationthings]

I can’t wait to see mangle in the FNAF 2 movie,,

[aveloka-draws]

Talking with death yay