#it amuses me greatly

[vigilskeep]

minerva/nathaniel arranged marriage au, you say?

would you be willing to save more

a humble recipe for warden/nathaniel arranged marriage au, freely offered for their own use to all those members of the public who love needless drama, medieval political shenanigans, enemies to lovers, and silliness:

the awakening dlc is about to start as normal. anora and/or alistair would love their loyal talented hero to take control of the north, but ALAS, there’s worldbuilding consequences! it’s just not possible: a warden shouldn’t have a title in their own right. and it’s especially difficult for a dwarf/elf/mage/cousland noble with complicated family history in the amaranthine area/[insert other answer here]. it would be so helpful if the warden had a specific claim to the seat, yet one that somehow wasn’t theirs directly. like a claim by marriage, maybe! you could probably spin that to be politically acceptable. and in a stroke of incredible luck, the previous arl of amaranthine’s surviving son was just captured by the crown on his return from the free marches. it’s a perfect solution.

well. it might be a little more perfect if nathaniel wasn’t only agreeing to the plan because it’s the only way he might get a shot at assassinating you. but beggars can’t be choosers, right?

[wynandcore]

Tron bagging everyone except the regular ass mechanic

[rottmnt-residuum]

literally everyone in the au showdown looking at the agent and bishop with your donnie

[wild-magic-oops]

I love how some people use the freecam mod to get the prettiest screenshots and then there's me, taking these sort of screenshots lmao

[abyssal-debonair]

Never had this happen before

[breadandblankets]

my favorite part of introducing my partners to Stardew valley is the way they scream "I thought stardew valley was a relaxing game" every time something plot and/or mine related happens

[soulless-angel25]

@mint-to-be-13 @shadow404notfound

Forced everyone in the group chat to change their display name to the first result they got from this Monster Factory name generator.

…it was an excellent choice.

[nolonger-ams]

I think it's very amusing how tumblr gives me notifications when my sideblogs reblog my posts. Yes, love, I know they reblogged because that's me.

[wildskissed]

Eve: *sends Astarion to camp because she doesn't want disapproval for what she's about to do* Also Eve: *runs across a really hard chest to lockpick* Also Eve: Astaaaaarion come baaaaaack

[meanderfall]

ngl i do find it low-key hilarious the way the assistant director asks me how im doing when i come in bc like. they know i am the only thing holding the department together and if i left they'd be kind of fucked

[somestorythoughts]

Jaster: I can never let her meet any of my medics

jaster mereel always thought his greatest enemy was the head archivist who kept ignoring his requests. then he ended up in the medbay after another attempt to get in and he met vokara che.

[monsterhunterthings]

Remember to spread the word :3 (Sourced from here)

[cicerfics]

You know what? There are so many reasons I love a demiromantic/demisexual Q. So many reasons why that characterization detail works for me and resonates with me personally.

But also? I am kinda just in it for Q falling in love for the first time when he's in his 30s.

I'm kinda in it for Q having a crush on someone/being horny for someone for the FIRST TIME at the ripe old age of 32, after a lifetime BLISSFULLY free of such nonsense.

He got through his ENTIRE education, including MULTIPLE graduate degrees without even a STIRRING of attraction to anybody. He progressed rapidly in his career because he was not DISTRACTED by such things!

And now? The indignity?? The mortifying ordeal of falling in love??? The humiliation of finding himself HORNY for a fellow human being???

I just like to think about Q contently shaping his life around his work and his cats, never feeling sexual or romantic attraction or WANTING to feel it, comfortably single and content to remain so.

And then Bond enters his life like a wrecking ball.

And six months into their friendship, Q is placidly sipping his cup of tea one morning, thinking about Bond.

And suddenly he freezes and goes, Oh no.

[sitruuna-art]

AHHHHH I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW DOGDAY SO MUCH!!!! by any chance may we get some player and catnap content? :3

you save a weird-lookin' cat ONE time and suddenly it thinks you are an angel sent by god or something, smh

[rottmnt-residuum]

(oh dear vdbjskabdflsabfjdsja, i mean you're right he does deserve to do that... nvjdsfkalgafdsljkads but... oh dear)

@rottmnt-residuum I think Donnie should get to lead a mutant revolution, as a treat

Just me being silly real quick

This is a reference to Magneto, an anti-hero from the x-men comics who generally leads mutant revolutions. He is a little violent and he wears that silly helmet.

In the comics there was an in universe gag where some mutants started wearing Magneto Was Right shirts.

[onebizarrekai]

do endgame progression barriers mean nothing to you, ralph