#it amuses me greatly

[vigilskeep]

minerva/nathaniel arranged marriage au, you say?

would you be willing to save more

a humble recipe for warden/nathaniel arranged marriage au, freely offered for their own use to all those members of the public who love needless drama, medieval political shenanigans, enemies to lovers, and silliness:

the awakening dlc is about to start as normal. anora and/or alistair would love their loyal talented hero to take control of the north, but ALAS, there’s worldbuilding consequences! it’s just not possible: a warden shouldn’t have a title in their own right. and it’s especially difficult for a dwarf/elf/mage/cousland noble with complicated family history in the amaranthine area/[insert other answer here]. it would be so helpful if the warden had a specific claim to the seat, yet one that somehow wasn’t theirs directly. like a claim by marriage, maybe! you could probably spin that to be politically acceptable. and in a stroke of incredible luck, the previous arl of amaranthine’s surviving son was just captured by the crown on his return from the free marches. it’s a perfect solution.

well. it might be a little more perfect if nathaniel wasn’t only agreeing to the plan because it’s the only way he might get a shot at assassinating you. but beggars can’t be choosers, right?

[rottmnt-residuum]

literally everyone in the au showdown looking at the agent and bishop with your donnie

[wild-magic-oops]

I love how some people use the freecam mod to get the prettiest screenshots and then there's me, taking these sort of screenshots lmao

[abyssal-debonair]

Never had this happen before

[breadandblankets]

my favorite part of introducing my partners to Stardew valley is the way they scream "I thought stardew valley was a relaxing game" every time something plot and/or mine related happens

[wildskissed]

Eve: *sends Astarion to camp because she doesn't want disapproval for what she's about to do* Also Eve: *runs across a really hard chest to lockpick* Also Eve: Astaaaaarion come baaaaaack

[rappin-drakken]

it's always funny getting clocked as a dude. most of what makes it funny is people's reactions when they realize they were incorrect

[meanderfall]

ngl i do find it low-key hilarious the way the assistant director asks me how im doing when i come in bc like. they know i am the only thing holding the department together and if i left they'd be kind of fucked

[loyaltylanced]

whoever chose boink i love u

[sitruuna-art]

AHHHHH I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW DOGDAY SO MUCH!!!! by any chance may we get some player and catnap content? :3

you save a weird-lookin' cat ONE time and suddenly it thinks you are an angel sent by god or something, smh

[dalekinapaintedparadise]

Sooner or later, we all betray somebody, no two ways about it. An' most often, it's ourselves.

[onebizarrekai]

do endgame progression barriers mean nothing to you, ralph

[cicerfics]

You know what? There are so many reasons I love a demiromantic/demisexual Q. So many reasons why that characterization detail works for me and resonates with me personally.

But also? I am kinda just in it for Q falling in love for the first time when he's in his 30s.

I'm kinda in it for Q having a crush on someone/being horny for someone for the FIRST TIME at the ripe old age of 32, after a lifetime BLISSFULLY free of such nonsense.

He got through his ENTIRE education, including MULTIPLE graduate degrees without even a STIRRING of attraction to anybody. He progressed rapidly in his career because he was not DISTRACTED by such things!

And now? The indignity?? The mortifying ordeal of falling in love??? The humiliation of finding himself HORNY for a fellow human being???

I just like to think about Q contently shaping his life around his work and his cats, never feeling sexual or romantic attraction or WANTING to feel it, comfortably single and content to remain so.

And then Bond enters his life like a wrecking ball.

And six months into their friendship, Q is placidly sipping his cup of tea one morning, thinking about Bond.

And suddenly he freezes and goes, Oh no.

[uglylittleman]

FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

[ford-owner]

more tumblr exclusive old art touchups

learning how to draw them phase was rough 💔

[vixen-tech]

it’d be really funny if the AIs got infected with a lovebug virus and the reader has to take care of them

Oh this is such a cheesy one and yet it's something I love to roll around my head!!! They get so uncharacteristically affectionate while their systems fight off the bug somewhere in the back of their minds. How jarring it is from your perspective varies wildly depending on which AI we're talking about.

See some of them are already pretty affectionate and clingy. You would be forgiven for not noticing how Edgar gets just a bit more desperate to keep you from going to work, or how Wheatley gets just a bit bolder fishing for compliments. The biggest hint that something is up is their inability to focus on anything that's not you. Edgar forgets that he likes music until you mention being excited to hear the peice he was working on before the virus. Wheatley for once has no reaction to Galdos making fun of him because he's too busy staring at you, too entranced to even realize she's said anything.

It's much easier to figure out what's happened with the professional folk. Hal, Tau, and Auto are all decently stoic and even-voiced. Which makes it quite the shock when they go so far as to abandon their job in favor of checking up on you and soaking up your attention. For the first time Hal confesses to wishing he could hold you. Tau's constant inquiries focus entirely on what little he knows of romance and your romantic past. Auto for once is open about his fondess for you that he cares about your well-being more than he does the ship's other passengers

Now the most bewildering are the ones openly antagonistic to you, to the point where you were convinced it was some long con ploy. AM already has a tendency to play hot and cold with you, but never before has he so innocently cooed at you like you were a puppy- even gently squishing your face in his wires. P03 has never looked this unashamedly happy over something that wasn't a won game of Inscryption, chattering away about how much he thinks about you and how excited he always is to play against you. GLaDOS seemed allergic to giving you genuine compliments before this, now droning on between chambers about how clever you are and much you're improving at her tests.

Now the conversations you have after they finally get rid of the virus? Now that ought to be interesting.