#the bar is low with this one
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AHHHHH I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW DOGDAY SO MUCH!!!! by any chance may we get some player and catnap content? :3
you save a weird-lookin' cat ONE time and suddenly it thinks you are an angel sent by god or something, smh
#thank you!#catnap amuses me greatly#all it takes to be labeled god is to just save him huh?#the bar is low with this one#my art#sitruuna-art#fanart#artists on tumblr#click for higher quality#ask#horror#poppy playtime#poppy playtime 3#poppy playtime player#poppy playtime fanart#poppy playtime catnap#poppy playtime chapter 3#catnap#smiling critters#poppy playtime smiling critters
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i CANNOT stress enough how incompatible the themes of these two pieces of media are. i promise my media literacy ability is actually good im well aware that these character mappings are absolutely nothing. that said. play with me in this space. in this sopping wet miserable space. its bad luck to kill a piou piou

original screenshots (and hypnosis 1904) for reference
#'oh but both of them are about isolation' NOT THE SAME KIND OF ISOLATION THEY AINT#in stars and time#isat#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#lucabyteart#sifloop#I SUPPOSE. THEYRE DANCING THEYRE HUGGING ITS FINE. IT COULD MEAN NOTHING. THE LIGHTHOUSE (2019) HAS THEMES. OF AN ILK. I WOULD SAY.#anyway yes these r redraws of scenes from robert eggers' The Lighthouse. a film i would consider diametrically thematically opposed to isat#something something ✨ You're fond of my crab arent you stardust?#yeah thats the best i got here. im just having fun with pictures. this does straight up mean nothing. like at all. theres like 3 things#that you could draw as parallels and theyre Very strained. its like 1. preoccupation w the ocean (but in very different ways)#2. both are abt isolation (but in very different ways)#3. wanting to fuck a bright source of light. sorry i mean the third one is only a parallel if you have a specific reading of Tom#that is spoilers and may or may not be true. also theyre both in black and white. this means nothing#(now. if anything. if you wanted to map isat onto an eggers' movie id say its nosferatu. like. it at least has someone calling out to the#forces unknown for a companion & being accepted and loved despite literally embracing the physical embodiment of your shame....#that said if youve watched nosferatu you also know this mapping is utterly nuts. im sending isabeau into the catacombs to go burn the rats#everyones vampire aus are cute but whos out here coding loop as count orlok hm? . and odile as willem dafoe i guess?#this falls apart quickly and is not a serious suggestion i just want to point out the bar for 'being more relevant to isat than#the lighthouse' is is like. a VERY low bar.)#anyway made sif more visibly afrocarribean since if im drawing them realistically im not making them particularly white passing.#ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN IM DRAWING OVER ROBERT PATTERSON OF ALL PEOPLE.... LMAO...
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Quick sketches of my most favourite bg3 relationships
#doodle#baldur's gate 3#my bar is so low I see characters caring for each other I fall in love#these are also the ones I had in my party most often
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I'm here sharing my deepest, darkest sexual fantasies for the world to see, feeling devious because hehe I write porn 😈😈 and then I read through my stuff once sober and realize my biggest sexual turn-ons are devoted men taking care of me

#can it get more depressing than this#one would think that's the minimum but the bar is that low#theo chats#i love when men like making their partner happy#i love when men like their partner enjoying sex#i love when men don't act like cunts#simon ghost riley x reader
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“How could Ferrari continue to justify it? By this point, the Vatican viewed auto racing as downright immoral. The Holy See's own daily news-paper, the Osservatore Romano, compared Enzo to a Roman god with a taste for flesh. "An industrial Saturn," it called him, "who continues to devour his own sons."”
need u to know that this is an actual quote talking about how ferraris f1 team kept killing their drivers in the early stages of f1

This message I sent to my friend at 2am seems relevant
#wolfy tedtalks#also thats an insane quote#something my brother loves to remind me is that “no one has died in 9 years” which i think is a Very low bar to cross LOL
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octopath traveler is a great series because the first game is like okay here are your typical jrpg archetypes. we've got the nerdy scholar. we've got the hardened hunter. we've got the intrepid merchant. our dancer is a vengeful seductress but otherwise this is a pretty normal fantasy party loadout. and then octopath 2 is like hi remember the group from the first game? here's an entirely new set of uniquely fucked up guys. this is our cleric, he's an atheist. this is our merchant, he's a communist. this is our apothecary, she Kills. our dancer is normal this time though
#it's an excellent duology i HIGHLY recommend it#im more fond of 2 because it's more polished and has more interesting characters + party banter (though it's a low bar for the latter)#but honestly both games are good. u can play either one by itself#yin-thoughts#octopath traveler
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here are all of my new bfdi gjinkas, fully done! well, not "fully" fully. these are just colored sketches... i just wanted to get my ideas down, so you folks can see them, and so i can use them in later art! yay!
also, yeah, the proportions are inconsistent, and i pretty quickly forgot to put the squiggle under the team name. but whatever! hope you like them anyway :)
#dandy's doodles#bfdi#battle for dream island#bfdi humie#bfdi gjinka#bfdi human#bfdi humanized#tpot#the power of two#bfb#i really like how these turned out!!!! they're infinitely better than the old ones (though the bar is incredibly low...)#some of my favorite new designs are taggy... cake... bracelety... foldy... stapy... black hole... saw...#though i love them all very much <3
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I love watching Phantom where the Raoul is giving it his all and is trying his best to be a good boyfriend and yet Christine is still visually conflicted on choosing him or the literal murderer that lives underground.
#phantom of the opera#erik/christine#raoul/christine#christine daae#we’re two murders in and she’s still like ‘idk he makes a good case with the music and he has a fat ass’#its one thing for Raoul to suck and ‘win’ because the bar is low#But its an entirely more enjoyable experience when Raoul is legitimately good and yet Christine still wants Erik#It’s so sad but I mean the LAYERS
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so five and lila being a thing is going right next to allison literally sexually assaulting luther in the box of things we are absolutely under no circumstances accepting as part of canon right
#tw sa mention#cw sa mention#would love if when yall reblog this you could tag with tw or cw sa mention to keep things safe!!#i actually enjoyed s4 and thought the ending was perfect to be so real#s3 really lowered my expectations lmao#tua#tua season 4#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy#s4 was fun they flubbed so many storylines but it was fun and emotional and klaus got a ton of comic book moments and there was bonding#it was fun ok#honestly in my head s3 wasn’t even canon like the timeline split#sometimes s2 isn’t even canon to me but it’s so fucking fun#it’s all fun and fucking sad and goddammit i liked it more than s3 maybe because there was less incest the bar is really low huh#unless u subscribe to the technically all the kids r biologically related thing (i do) in which case lila/diego & lila/five are also incest#but for this show ‘we may kind of be biologically related bc of magic but we don’t have the same last name & dad & childhood home’ is a win#anyway i love klaus always everyday i love them they’re everything to me#i honestly just really let myself enjoy this season bc it’s the last one and i’ve been through hell#klaus hargreeves#five hargreeves#allison hargreeves#lila pitts#luther hargreeves#reginald hargreeves#diego hargreeves#yeet my deet#yeetua
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How do all these LH men keep fumbling all these baddies. Ladies if you need someone who’ll disappoint you slightly less hmu! I’m not a good choice but I’m still better than buck vernon
#low bar I know but I can reach it! give me a shot#ALL THESE BAD BITCHES AND NO ONE CAN KEEP THEM#LH MEN DONT DESERVE THESE LOVELY LADIES#except for you tubbs you could never disappoint me#lord huron#nothing that I need#dani speaks
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have i confessed this on here yet...... i'm a little bit of a ditl japan hater I KNOW I KNOW SACRILEGE and this is moreso me being a hater of specific types of comments
but basically, after the fucking logan paul suicide forest incident, people decided to go in the comments of ditl japan and say like "guys THIS is how to be respectful in japan <3" and like. obviously OBVIOUSLY not many things could be worse than what fuckass logan paul did. but likeeeee dnp were still being white guys traipsing around tokyo like "xD anime teehee omg theres pokemon in the shrine sugoi desu omg do you have to bow here arigatoooo xD" like be so fr, its what bothers me abt ditl london as well like "xD boba shop and anime store we're like wannabe asians 🤪" so dont give these white boy weebs too much credit okay like i get it but IM JUST SAYINGGGG.
#ITS GENUINELY LIKE WHATEVER IT CAN BE YOUR FAV ITS FINE LOL#its just something thats always bugged me like yea one guy doing a heinous crime#doesnt negate these separate guys being somewhat obnoxious in a very white weeaboo way#and again theyre not even the worst when it comes to being obnoxious white guys in japan! but like the bar is so low lmao
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Jason Todd in Outsiders: Pay As You Go 🤝 Talia al Ghul in Black Lightning: Year One
hears Jefferson Pierce is in a tight spot.
provides help from the shadows.
never follows up on this or bothers him again.
#Jason literally did it Just Because#Talia was supposedly acting on Ra's behalf but as comics never brought it up again you can headcanon whatever#Anyway. BLYO is a neat comic. Showcases Jefferson well. Also alongside Lost Days definitely the best Talia characterisation in the 2010s#So far (I still have some stuff left but. Low expectations). The bar is low of course but I do enjoy her in these#talking to the void#my thoughts#dc#dc comics#dc thoughts#jason todd#talia al ghul#jefferson pierce#outsiders (2003)#outsiders: pay as you go#black lightning: year one
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i think my fav part of warrior!penelope is that yeah . canon ares would favor her. he loves badass women like the amazonian warriors r literally his children
Ares radiates the energy of those buff dads who dress up as a princess to make his daughter happy.
#epic the musical#warrior!penelope#asks#ares#one thing's for sure#he's a better dad than zeus#low bar but still#acknowledging ares as a father a pretty good one at that would honestly stun him more than any praise for his battle prowess#bcz out of all gods i think ares is most dehumanized since he's all about the brutality of war#so to be acknowledged for such a humane title...it'd do things to him
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hanahaki moment
After they get back to their quarters, the moment that the door has slid shut behind the tail end of Obi-Wan’s robes, Obi-Wan is at the sink in the kitchen unit, coughing raggedly into its bowl. Then, Anakin is passing him a clean towel to wipe at the spit and petals sticking to the edges of his mouth and his beard. Then, Anakin is putting on the kettle, allowing the water to reach a boil in silence as he leans against the counter and watches Obi-Wan dab at his face. Then, he is passing him a mug full of hot water with a dash of lemon to soothe the roughness in his throat. Then, he is pushing his hands up against Obi-Wan’s shoulders, insistent, guiding him into the living area and pushing him down onto the couch, sitting next to him but not quite close enough to touch.
Then he is linking his fingers together between his spread legs and looking at him, expression unreadable. Eyebrows drawn, jaw flexing.
Then he says, “I talked to Padmé today.”
Oh. Obi-Wan exhales even as the flowers perk up in his lungs. Right then. Probably for the better. If Obi-Wan is to die anyway, despite Anakin returning his affections, it is…for the best that Anakin mends his relationship with his wife. The divorce isn’t even finalized yet, as far as Obi-Wan is aware. It would be easy to undo the flimsiwork already filed. It would even solve one of the outstanding issues that Obi-Wan has been confronted with since his diagnosis and the failed cure: he does not like picturing Anakin alone after his death.
He’d considered contacting Ahsoka to inquire about her whereabouts, politely ask that she relocate closer to Anakin sooner rather than later, and perhaps even mend some of the tension between them before he returns to the Force. But no, Anakin talking with Padmé—Anakin returning to his wife—that is much simpler. Better. For the best, surely.
“I see," Obi-Wan says. "Excuse me," he adds, carefully placing his mug on the small table beside him and swaying like a sea-drunk man towards the fresher.
#hanahaki au#obikin#obi-wan is like 'oh i see' as he continues to stumble around blind#this anakin honestly deserves a medal#never before has one of my anakins been this much more in tune with his feelings#obi-wan has set the bar entirely too low
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He lies to them. So they don't worry. 🥺
Batman/Nightwing: Bloodborne #1
#The bar for Bruce to impress me with fatherly abilities is criminally low#one might say fucking subterranean#batman#dc comics#personal#bruce wayne#dick grayson
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some kind of. miscellaneous conversation sometime during ac3?? this was actually part of a much longer scene that went in a more serious direction than I originally planned once I started drawing it. I ended up starting over, but I couldnt bring myself to delete the pages I had already started (which is why the dialogue's a little janky bc I decided to redo it before I got to the lettering stage RIP) so I cleaned them up a bit to post :') get some sleep, desmond.
#also no one @ me about the coffee/tea discourse i was there when it started idc about it#i mean i care about it more than assassins creed cares about the modern day plot but the bar is low#shaundes#assassin's creed#komiks tag#theres like four variations of this general idea and also some AU where i bring desmond back to life myself#some miscellaneous scene focusing on shaun and emails bc the exchange with juno lives in my head rent free
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