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eldritchmochi · 9 months
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listen i have a LOT of really pretty smut books but i think the one i got in the mail this week takes the cake
[the chromatic fantasy by H.A.]
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beautiful spot foil on the front cover plus guilded pages??? hell yes. hes a weighty boy for his size and *feels* incredibly luxurious in ways book nerds are sure to appreciate plus the art is absolutely gorgeous
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very soft, sketchy style evocative of like 60s and 70s animation. every bit ive peeped at so far has been gorgeous but not super tightly cleaned like a lot of modern comics, so it feels really organic and raw, even at a glance. vvv refreshing
i preordered on a whim back in like, march when the announcement from @silversprocket crossed my feed and i have Zero regerts. i cannot wait to dive in and actually read it
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aropride · 1 month
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the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........
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envelopandkissme · 11 months
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this fucks
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Goncharov coming third in tumblr's top 100 movies of 2023 is so damn funny. Imagine being a film studio exec who spent millions making some of the other 97 movies listed below it only to be beaten by a film that cost exactly zero dollars to make and doesn't exist
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gayvampyr · 1 year
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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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hell0mega · 6 months
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people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.
what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.
you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.
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snaxle · 6 months
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btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat
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thewatcher727 · 13 days
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Writing Description Notes:
Updated 14th June 2024 More writing tips, review tips & writing description notes
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Surprised/Shocked
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trying to have sex with my point-n-click wife but she keeps saying "hmm...i don't think those two things go together"
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a-frog-in-a-bog · 2 years
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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. poser
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cinematicnomad · 2 months
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obsessed with this letterboxd review for CHALLENGERS (2024) by rocky/WAYSTIAR
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aropride · 2 months
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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways
cons: might get scared
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mywitchcultblr · 3 months
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This is what happen when people take the 'your brain doesn't mature till 25' pop-sci too literally and just ran with it, also transphobia
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phantomrose96 · 3 months
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Oh how nice. Quinton Reviews released a new video. And this one is only 1 hour 14 minutes long. 🙂
Just 1 hour
and 14 minutes
and 27 seconds
and 47....
a-and 47...................
a-and 4-47....
no.
oh no.
oh no no..............
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nedlittle · 1 year
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it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...
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