#is the tail prehensile

[orionlodubyal]

The Demon Gig Economy, I Guess

Do you think demons are complaining about how easy it is to get souls now? Have the Dark Romance and PNR genres just ruined the challenge of getting souls?

Like, are they in demon bars talking about, "You won't believe what happened to me! I manifested in this woman's apartment and before I could even offer her a deal, she asked to see my dick!" says Tor'guth, sounding peeved.

"No!" says his friend Rag'thtuh, looking aghast.

"Yeah! So I ignored that and I said, 'I'm here to offer you fame and fortune!' and she said, "yeah, yeah, fine, that's great, you can have it - can I see your cock now? Do you have a tail?"

"So . . so did you, uh, you know, manifest them for her?" asks Rag.

"Of course not! I said that's very personal, madam - that's really not appropriate!" answers Tor'guth, sounding just a tad uncertain.

"Then did you ever get her to sign a contract?" asks Rag, concern growing in his voice.

"Contract? No, no we're dating though, I think. Maybe? I told her about that time that angel Caphriel almost stabbed me, and she said 'Angels, such assholes, amiright?'" answers Tor, "so we went out dancing and then got some Thai takeaway."

"You're still going to make quota though, right," asks Rag, because even though business is booming in the Underworld, everyone still has to exceed year-over-year numbers so the goals just keep getting higher. you know, because it is still Hell, right?

"Oh yeah," says Tor, waving a hand dismissively, "no worries there. No one cares about their eternal soul when I promise they'll be able to make rent, buy food and afford their meds. Throw in a magical familiar and they tell all their friends." Tor shrugs and then swats away his tail that appears to be reaching over the bar for his friend's whiskey.

"So you uh, kept the tail?" Rags asks, eyebrows raised.

"Yeah, she likes the tail. Kept both the dicks, too." answers Tor, waggling his eyebrows. Rag nods his approval and lifts his whiskey in a toast. "To the decline of mankind and the rise of demon smut!" UPDATE: The Catholic Church, showing their concern over the diminishing numbers of people requesting exorcisms ("No one seems to want the demons to leave!"), has recruited some of its more attractive priests to create a "Hot Priests for Exorcisms" (a la The Hot Firemen) calendar. There will also be a 24/7 hotline. The Church is hopeful that this will not only help with the demon problem, but make the Catholic Church sexy again. Or something.

[obliviasart]

I don't post myself frequently but I went to a lesbian Halloween party held in a church and found out just how gender affirming fangs are for me and I need you all to know that I'm hot

[artuurle]

Okay chat you earned gay little monkeys art for dealing with my horrors.

[herpsandbirds]

Solomon Island Prehensile-tailed Skink (Corucia zebrata), family Scincidae, endemic to the Solomon Islands archipelago

Arboreal, herbivorous, crepuscular.

The largest known species of skink, they can grow to a total length of 32 inches (81 cm).

Live-bearing, they provide parental care for the young, after birth, as well. Females are known to be fiercely protective of the young.

They are actually social, and live in extended family groups.

This has been scientifically proven to be one of the best lizards, and I love them.

photograph by Josh More

[what-are-even-humans]

honestly such an L for humans (and other apes) to not have simian tails. never am i filled with more jealousy than when i see fellow simian do this

[squishsquishy]

>> phoenixzoo

[klaxonsynth]

sorry for lack of posts i’m busy with finals currently T__T have some furries in the meantime

[artuurle]

aww adorable! If Ban has the shortest, wiggliest tail. Who do you think has the longest? my bet is Vib

Mr. Vibiano doesn't hold a petty grudge about this topic at all, what do you MEAN.

[herpsandbirds]

Solomon Island Prehensile-tailed Skink (Corucia zebrata), mother and baby, family Scincidae, endemic to the Solomon Islands archipelago

Arboreal, herbivorous, crepuscular.

The largest known species of skink, they can grow to a total length of 32 inches (81 cm).

Live-bearing, they provide parental care for the young, after birth, as well. Females are known to be fiercely protective of the young.

They are actually social, and live in extended family groups.

This has been scientifically proven to be one of the best lizards, and I love them.

photograph via: Orlando Science Center

[thegreatsaiya-z]

I am gonna get back to fun outfits soon buuut. What if the consequence of taking the Satan's devil/demon theming to the endpoint conclusion (...yes also initially inspired by @smuby giving Hercule fake pointy ears and fangs)

Lore under the cut

Also! I feel like people can be a bit too mean about Hercule sometimes (because okay. the bit about claiming ki techniques as tricks is one thing, and like. I get where people come from in him taking the credit for Cell but also come on. Gohan would not want to be famous pls) AND I feel like the presence of animal people and other weird stuff on earth drops off as the series progresses, which out of universe is because of the change in tone but in universe is like. That has implications.

So. Concept of Hercule as yes, a bit (or a lot of) a glory hound and a showboat but also as someone who uses that influence to, like, champion the rights for the various non-human sapient Earthlings particularly as they start to get pushed to the sidelines of urbanization. (And, you know, given I make the Ox King an actual ruler in my au, and I have the Ox Kingdom as one of the larger/more prominent kingdoms with the rare majority of non-human sapients, also potential for earlier interaction between Gohan and Videl <3)

[starteas]

I wanna talk about my OCs so bad but i never know what to say about them

[plutoons]

working on a guyyyy (gggsona. sleepy bizzyboy)

[squishsquishy]

>> southern_anteaters_love

[lyr1k]

Atsushi :D

Im calling him Moonstripe

[oflostinfound]

"swat"

Couldn't stop giggling at the thought of Shylow gettin' the big ol' cat eyes and trying to bap Grim's tail like a, well, a cat XD

TOUCH THE TAIL

|| 🖤 ||: ❝ AH- HEY. ❞

She pulls her tail out of arms reach of this... strange lost child. Then, seeing that it is in fact a child, she instead tries to wrap said tail around her middle and lift her into the air. Shifting subtly to blunt the stinger at the end, of course.

|| 🖤 ||: ❝ And where, exactly, did you come from. ❞