#is that strange

[starstruckcomet]

Something I love so much about Petey is that he seems like a very no-nonsense, straightforward, but also like... sarcastic person and I just know for a fact that if we met and he got to know me, he'd find me so annoying because I'm the exact opposite and I love that thought because it's never going to happen but I like making up dynamics in my head that don't exist to laugh at

[breedablebunny-blue]

honestly i so badly just want to smoke a joint so i can sleep

i have been sleeping s u p e r bad recently

and like weed would help but family in house that can smell the weed and uuhgggghhhhh

like i could take an edible but edibles just make me horny lmfao, though really all weed does

i just like the idea of smoking a joint rn 😭

or sharing a joint with a pretty boy in my bed 👉👈

and we can grind against each other and make out till we fall asleep 🥺🥺🥺🥺

and if he slips his dick inside me to cockwarm overnight i wont complain

[stephstars08]

Is it weird that I want Jack to be my Troy Bolton?🤭🤔🥺

[dutchs-blog]

Restoring The Smallest Clockwork

[ratcandy]

we just keep naming bugs like this

[mephostophilis]

patron saint of stealing chips

[realtalk127]

thinking about how the best case scenario that elphaba can imagine in the wizard and i is that finally someone will come along who will be able to change everything about her. even in her wildest dreams, she views that as her best option.

and then.

along comes galinda. who - after spending an entire night attempting to give her a makeover - settles on: ‘actually, you’re perfect just the way you are. i wouldn’t change a thing. except maybe to tuck a little piece of myself in with you, just there.’

and i just think that’s neat.

[gentlemenprefergirlbloggers]

Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

[twinliches]

a beautiful man with long black hair dressed in all white sat next to me on the train back from denmark. i complimented his outfit, and he asked me where the train was going. after i told him, he then pointed at my shirt which says 'catastrophe' and said "oh i know a lot about those." and laughed uproariously.

and then he asked me "do you know about norse mythology?" and i said yes a bit because i read the edda a decade ago, and he said "i met fenrir in denmark" and i said that's probably not good if fenrir is walking around. and he said "oh don't worry about it, vithar will take care of it" and i replied oh but that's ragnarøk, that's still pretty bad for us mortals is it not? and he grinned at me like i said something incredibly funny. and then he ignored me for the rest of the train ride?

[strange-0]

He is approximately three apples tall

[eroticlamb]

Kinetica Art Fair, 2012, featuring 'Pony' by Tim Lewis  (video source)

edit: i feel the need to specify that this is a robot for everyone who's confused 😭

[lostonmyroad]

jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[dutchs-blog]

Lego Swimming Pool Layout