wordshakers
wordshakers
carpe diem
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wordshakers · 1 hour ago
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Poob has it for you
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wordshakers · 6 hours ago
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generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general
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wordshakers · 7 hours ago
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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
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wordshakers · 8 hours ago
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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.
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wordshakers · 16 hours ago
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theres nothing "common" about the loon. to me.
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wordshakers · 17 hours ago
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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
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wordshakers · 18 hours ago
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people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right
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wordshakers · 20 hours ago
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I don’t like being referred to as a boy
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wordshakers · 21 hours ago
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wordshakers · 22 hours ago
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idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
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wordshakers · 22 hours ago
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wordshakers · 23 hours ago
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being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations
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wordshakers · 24 hours ago
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wordshakers · 1 day ago
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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7
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wordshakers · 1 day ago
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hey, don't cry. 40,000 in small bills in the bag, alright? quickly
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wordshakers · 1 day ago
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If you go on this site and say something like "I'm broke right now, I'll have rice instead of steak for dinner" then somebody will come into your notes with the most condescending tone possible and say "EXCUSE ME but rice is FAR more expensive than steak", and if you disagree with them then they'll be like "Fancy gourmet rice cooked for you by a professional chef is much more costly than if your parents give you the steak that they won in a raffle" and act like this is a reasonable reading of your original post and they've successfully corrected you
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wordshakers · 3 days ago
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they should invent a job that doesn’t kill your will to live
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