#is that odd to imagine?

[scoriarose]

What horrors has she seen?!?

she screamin Cinder '24 0.1 Cal Flame Eryx colubrinus

[linoyes]

[ghosty-scribblings]

Okay I am just gonna throw something out because I got to thinking about and what is this blog for if not to yell into the void?

Danny gets hired as a janitor at the Daily Planet. It's just a job, something to make money and not clash schedules with his Metopolis Community College classes. But while working there he meets this reporter who is definitely also not fully human.

Does danny care? Nah. Not causing problems. None of his business. Not his circus not his monkeys.

But imagine the hijinks.

Clark? Initially confused but also glad at meeting someone so chill? One story about the ecto-weenies later and he has to know more. Let these two goobers bond over "what is my life" and "ya got a little not normal right there." This Danny guy is just a chill civilian friend he doesn't have to hide from.

And Danny? Staying-in-his-lane and sleep-deprived-college-studenting so hard he doesn't even realize his fellow not-baseline-human friend is Superman. Clark is just his friend who is also trying to be Normal.

[mosaixe]

“Get some rest,” Time said. “I’ve got you.”

from: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58662970 by @somer-writes

[the-meme-monarch]

i love the interpretations of Any of the pines being trans but to me mabel and dipper Are fraternal twins they are just also both trans. they just swapped names and ‘pretended’ to be the other. i know dipper being transmasc is like the most popular trans hc in the fandom, so to me this is why dipper’s name is mason but he always wanted the name tyrone

[somerandomdudelmao]

I hadn't planned on doing anything more complicated than a sketch, but here we are…

[jichanxo]

okay i know they went to university basically never because plot, but i'm forever amused by the idea of strangers seeing these two together and being baffled/wildly wrong about them

[iid-smile]

blue lock headcanons

-> isagi, rin, reo, nagi, chigiri

isagi gets really embarrassed when you get a glimpse of his "other side" and even offers for you to break up with him over it (you would never)

isagi always publicly thanks you for being his girlfriend whenever he can.

rin never notices his habits until you start to copy him. he looked so confused when you would run your hand through your hair at the same time he does.

rin is secretly worrying about you all the time, but he never expresses it, so you'll never know.

reo always has to cuddle with you when he's trying to sleep, naps in the middle of the day included.

reo gets extremely stressed out when you do literally anything that could get you injured. seeing you walk over thin surfaces has him scolding you and yanking you down into his arms.

nagi always buys the same snack for him and you whenever you walk together, especially after school. in summer, he buys you your favourite flavour of ice cream or popsicle, but you end up swapping by force and persuasion anyways.

nagi has the most judgemental gaze known to man, and it's not even intentional.

chigiri has the most judgemental side eye known to man, and it is intentional.

chigiri wears glasses and they match his hair colour. you'd see him wearing them at night or before he goes to bed most of the time.

[hypewinter]

After Danny exposed Vlad and his corrupt dealings, the older halfa got the last laugh by getting his blacklists from all engineering jobs. Desperate for a job Danny ends up applying for a personal assistant position and he actually gets it. It only takes him a week to see how detached Bruce Wayne is from his own company. AND he has his 16 year old son running it as CEO!? No way is he letting that slide.

[bluerosefox]

The Trouble With Time Travel Guilt

Danny, due to a nightmare of his future evil self, does what any young hero teen with internet access would do late at night.

Starts a 'AITA' thread asking if it he was an asshole for destroying an entire timeline, even if said timeline population was a wasteland due to said evil version of himself almost destroying all life at the moment, by swearing to never become him (Dan) and locking his evil self away. And should he feel as bad as he does because of everything his no longer future self did??

He... wasn't expecting a lot of other people (some seem to teens his age, he even made friends with some like R3dRobyum~) that may or may not have experienced time travel too and dealing with this odd sense of guilt.

[dailycupofcreativitea]

He got mad 😓

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Guys, I’m bisexual

Hermione: Holy mother of Merlin!

Ron: Oh my god, I can’t believe this!

Harry: And in love with Malfoy

Ron: Bloody hell!

Hermione: This is brand new information!

Harry: You already know, don’t you?

Hermione: A little bit, yeah

[xuxudio]

i'm glad no one was home because i screamed when i realized just who grabbed each bouquet

unreal

[thunderstomm]

Lezah and… Ved??

[solargeist]

I feel so bad for Xel from the last comic but,, I admit I got a laugh out of a random thought because like, imagine that Scar and Grian bonked heads because their kid’s mass is like comically off,, Xel has the mass of the center of the sun (his adult body mass) crammed into his tiny body and he just forgot before he jumped

oomg grian is the strongest man in the universe

[disgustingtwitches]

I started doing pushups because a guy I was hooking up with said I wasn't slapping him hard enough and needed more upper body strength

Anyways if that isn't Soap coded idk what is