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stormbreaker-290 · 7 months ago

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h elp me-

#this dude ik has been crushing on me #is texting me #hes not like flirting hes bein completely normal and hes v nice and stuff #but #tgis is so scary-#n oones ever had a legit crush on me to my knowledge before-#i cant just. not be nice to the lad-#i jusr #google how to tell people im not interested in dating or intimacy unless under very specific cirumstances and/or fictional #oh yeah also how to tell em im not only gay(bi) but my gender is too-#oug #h #ough i am. not ready for an irl relationship i cant even handle my fictional one rn-#storm rambles #storm loses it #/nnneutral- /neg?? kinda???? but i like him as a friend- but im panicking just slightly- oughbcdgcjksdhbjk

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vixvigil · 6 months ago

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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

#every trip to the grocery store brings me closer to the edge #how is this allowed we have to do somethingggggg #text #own

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ao3commentoftheday · 2 months ago

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memes are fun and relatable and all that, but don't let them discourage you. all of that stuff that doesn't make it into the final product is part of how the final product gets made

#trust me to turn a meme into something sincere #I'm the worst #image ID in alt text

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koobiie · 10 months ago

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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rioblitzle · 3 months ago

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working retail

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lapdogchase · 7 months ago

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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

#text #‘ur situation is different’ Do u know Their situation enough to say that lol #also like. be srs if u didnt know me ud think the same way abt me. Do u think this abt me subconsciously?? guessing yes #The only person who HASNT made me feel like this and has actually articulated what they meant in a way that didnt feel like a dig #at me was 💫 last night hence why its on my mind

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yellowpoet · 1 year ago

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#This thought came to me out of nowhere I sat bold upright in bed #And realised I'm maybe stupid?#Text post #Jorts

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samglyph · 5 months ago

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As a horror guy I vehemently do not support hatred towards romance girlies. Sister genres in my opinion. We both enjoy familiar tropes. We both enjoy interesting relationship dynamics explored between two or more people. We both enjoy werewolves.

#text #tho I will admit I dabble in both #primarily a horror guy incidentally a romance guy.#someone make a Kinsey scale #obviously you can also be a horror girlie ok the titles in this post are honestly mostly #referring to me and me coworkers

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fattributes · 1 year ago

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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

#it’s usually the chicken bouillon #also the best ingredient to have in your kitchen is ketchup #trust me #text #breached containment

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dragonpyre · 3 months ago

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I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

#me to my boyfriend #text post

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gunpowdercarousel · 1 month ago

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