#referring to me and me coworkers
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As a horror guy I vehemently do not support hatred towards romance girlies. Sister genres in my opinion. We both enjoy familiar tropes. We both enjoy interesting relationship dynamics explored between two or more people. We both enjoy werewolves.
#text#tho I will admit I dabble in both#primarily a horror guy incidentally a romance guy.#someone make a Kinsey scale#obviously you can also be a horror girlie ok the titles in this post are honestly mostly#referring to me and me coworkers
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this#but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days#and got blank stares each time#the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized#my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like#i’m getting off the point#the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis
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romance dawn trio ✨
#the reference photo: me and my coworkers at target#one piece#romance dawn#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro#nami#romance dawn trio#op fanart#SHES FINALLY DONE anyways im at the beach so im gonna drop this and RUN see yall later#i had lots of fun putting together their outfits although u can barely see nami’s jacket…. i promise it’s cool tho#my art stuff
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#digital art#my art#fanart#elevator hitch#elevator hitch game#elevator hitch art#elevator hitch fanart#elevator hitch protag#elevator hitch coworker#this was a silly sneaky drawing at first#but i decided to pull a metal gear solid reference on it dont mine me
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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😏bugsona time.......
#coworker once referred to me as a goth bug. and tbh. gender#also shoutout to bogleech whose reference for mantis forelimbs was v helpful!#mantis#bug#praying mantis#bugsona#fursona#furry#anthro#oc#origianl character#character design
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me when fictional men who hate their coworkers and work for an evil company involved in the paranormal and lose a loved one to an evil doppelganger of them and then they blow themselves up
#and one of their coworkers is associated with an entity often referred to as a watcher#and both had a real bad experience in a theatre#starkid#hatchetfield#paul matthews#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#tma#the magnus archives#tim tma#tim stoker#tim stoker tma#does this niche exist#can anyone hear me
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I almost did it.
I almost told a customer, “Man, fuck you.” It would have been so satisfying.
I wish I had done it
#the man called me a liar to my face#kept referring to me as the little girl#said he couldn’t trust me#customer service#I was so fucking heated#he called my coworker a liar#called my direct supervisor a liar#I have had a day from hell
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You never realize how much you miss a character until their name drop leave you screaming at work
#basira hussain#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#my coworkers are sick of me istg#but you can't stop that traumatized basement worker grind#ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING FOR A SASHA TIM JANE OR AGNES REFERENCE#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#Sam is also just so silly#i love that guy so much bless his heart
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ted & paul & coffee
the guy who didn't like musicals by matt and nick lang and jeff blim // hey, melissa! by matt and nick lang // in the country of resurrection by ada limón // coffee poem by richard brautigan // still life paintings by rachel petruccillo // tumblr user jacebeleren
#DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE . DO YOU GET IT#i am always thinking about the implications (the coffee as a love language)#thats the only part of hey melissa that matters to me btw.#coworkers to maybe youre the closest thing i have to a friend#if paul doesnt care why does he have his coffee order memorized. checkmate athiests.#starkid#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#web weaving#i dont care if they were joke lines. theyre referred to as best friends two times and its real to me.
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Sophie as an inflicting mentor and she exclusively refers to Bronte as "old man"
he knows and hates it
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#sophie foster#councillor bronte#i say this specifically because i think she will expand on the bounds of inflicting in ways Bronte never tried#and refers to him as an old man in front of her students because he's old fashioned and never tries anything new#sophie and bronte as coworkers#(don't ask how there's more elves with inflicting idk)#student: woah i didn't know i could do that#sophie: that's cause the old man refuses to try anything new#student: the old man?#bronte: stop calling me that#sophie: sure old man#dex sophie marella and jensi as mentors is so real to me#they terrorize their coworkers/former mentors
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think I need to go over my boss's head bc she had another category 5 nextdoor poster moment today
#i wasn't around but apparently she came in in a tizzy telling my coworker she wanted to call security#because she saw a student walking around in a puffy coat with lots of bags and 'he might have a gun'#and my coworker had to go he's a regular? he's in here all the time? calm the fuck down?#several of us suspect he might be housing insecure. he is also Black#an admin I was talking to re: the LAST cop calling incident let me know#that he'd briefed the cops to refer back to him if she calls them about THAT student#and I think I'm gonna have to go could you maybe extend that to a general mandate#if she calls campus security and it's not an immediate proven threat they should check with one of us#to see if our boss is just having a defcon 5 white woman crisis again
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Actually you know what though? I kind of hate when people immediately use she/her pronouns after meeting me. Struggle harder
#strangers aren't allowed to interpret me as a woman. they aren't doing it right#i include coworkers here#i won't say anything but i will judge. i know this makes me hypocritical#i just don't think i can be the only they/them in a room of 50 every day. yeah just not up to that for a situation i'm only in to make money#friends can use whatever pronouns i will NOT judge because i know they get me already#it doesn't matter how they refer to me i know they understand
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also I think it’s time for a little Elly Lore Update because I feel like I mention so many people on here and y’all need to understand who I’m taking about when you attend the virtual sleepovers 😌
#SO. other main characters in this story:#♦️ my bestie (a.k.a. Best Friend Number One) — I’ve known her for basically ever and NO ONE annoys me like her but also we’re#too close and too important in each other’s lives to ever break up (Alexa play “Stuck With You” by Huey Lewis)#♦️ bestie number two — my Secret Keeper and probable future maid of honor. the only one of us with a boyfriend#♦️ my (honorary) little sister (a.k.a. the 13-year-old) — a girl wise beyond her years but also. yk. thirteen. I always have a blast with h#♦️ my mom and dad — self explanatory#supporting cast members:#♦️ bestie number two’s older sister — a dear friend of mine as well who is engaged to be married but is doing so in Colombia#meaning I can’t go and I’ve been inconsolable about it for weeks#♦️ bestie number two’s boyfriend — literally one of the chillest guys I know. he’s also the younger brother of her big sister’s fiancé#♦️ twinkling watermelon bestie: my other Secret Keeper and my kdrama buddy. we especially bonded over TWM#♦️ Coworker Elizabeth — the lady I work with who I used to think disliked me but now always feeds me when I’m there :)))#mmmm I think that’s it for recurring characters. then there’s the Love Interests:#♦️ The Ex Crush (a.k.a. donut boy) — my first crush who I didn’t see for years after first meeting him and then met again last year#and had dinner with his family but he didn’t really talk to me and then I saw him again earlier this week and he ignored me completely#♦️ Big Dramatic Crush — my last Big crush who I liked for two years and suffered over tremendously. he’s not really important anymore#but I do use him as a reference point often enough. there’s Before Him and there’s After Him#♦️ Three-Day Crush — what it says on the tin. a guy I liked for three days just a bit after moving on from Big Crush#and then it ended horrifically and gave me a deep fear of ever developing another crush EVER#♦️ flan boy — the boy who thawed my heart more than a year after the saga of Three-Day Crush by showing kindness and a smidge of interest#but then apparently didn’t have That kind of interest in me so I decided to move on#and lucky I did because now my bestie (who knew him first and used to ship me with him) has fallen for him herself#and yep! that’s the main cast here on whenthegoldrays.com#hope you enjoyed this lore update that no one asked for 🩷#elly's posts
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so I work two jobs, at an auto parts store and a cafe and I've noticed that people at the parts place think im a dude and the cafe customers assume im a girl its so interesting to see
#i had someone at the car place refer to me saying 'he- she- uhh sorry idk what to call you'#im pretty sure i just said 'pick one' which must have confused her so bad 💀#i appreciate you pronouns lady#also something interesting im seeing is that people respect me more at the parts store when they think im a guy#also its fun when people call me buddy hehe idk if thats just an appalachia thing but its like#what older people say to younger people#idk how old i look to people who think im a guy lmao but i guess they think im a teenager#i do have teenager voice syndrome right now unfortunately 💀#omg its so funny (uh and a little scary) when customers refer to me as 'he' to my coworkers and theyre confused 😅#theyre all rural conservatives so im a little spooked at whats gonna happen when i come back to work after being away for 3 months#cause hopefully ill be more clearly masculine#they havent asked me about it and im not telling them lmao#im the only 'girl' there right now 💀 oops#actually customers call me 'the female' 🙃 LOL#i stay silly tho#i look forward to every tuesday bc thats when i give myself my T shot :)#i have to go get bloodwork done soon oh no#for my hormone levels#if u read this far ily its nice to know youre interested in my rambling#i reduced my dose of anxiety/depression/general mood stabilizer med and i regret it so hard rn ive been SO anxious#pray for me#ok life story over bye#have a nice day#drink some water#mine
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never not thinking about that time that one of the big-name BL blogs on this site tried to insist to me that Tong isn’t gay and it was actually all just ‘marketing’
#LMAO listen. i know what fanservice is.#i understand that statements like ‘i don’t see gender it’s not important to me’ should be taken with a grain of salt coming from BL actors#but tong? WHAT DO YOU THINK HE’S MARKETING?!#djskks this was in the context of a post that was a list of out BL actors#which i responded to saying like ‘tong thanayut from kinnporsche/tharntype came out recently too!’#and the op (again. very big name popular BL blog) responded like ‘hmm. he has a degree in marketing.’#UH?#anyway guys is it gay to refer to yourself as lgbt - if you have a marketing degree?#is it gay to talk about your experience coming out to your coworkers and that it made you closer - if you have a marketing degree?#is it gay to BE GAY if you have a marketing degree?#fjdkskdk anyway#first and only time i’ve blocked a mutual mid-conversation
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