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I know they've been hinting at Janekotay this whole time but they really went there this mirror ep
"ooooh SOMEone's ready to go to the admiral's ready room"
Is my new fave euphemism, btw.
He's so ready, Dal, he's not leaving that ready room until neither of them can walk. But it's a kid's show so they can't say that, but they sure as hell animated the look
#star trek#star trek prodigy#the man has been waiting 10 years#alone on a planet with just the hologram#of his beloved bangable senior officer#and then we get mirrorverse#where they're CLEARLY banging#bless you#prodigy#you are giving us the closure#star trek voyager#didn't#😂#spoilers#star trek spoilers#star trek Prodigy spoilers#janeway x chakotay#kathryn janeway#chakotay#brianne watches things#this is a show for children#a kid's show#A KID'S SHOW PEOPLE#final frontier#indeed
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Concept: Vulcan clowns that exist solely to exhibit and discourage illogical behavior for children.
#star trek#children's show clowns and travelling clowns on Vulcan#but they exist moreso to teach lessons rather than pure entertainment#Vulcan A: What should we do in this moment of anger?#Vulcan Clown: We should HIT them.#Children: NO!!!! NO!!!!#Vulcan Clown: Oh?? Then what should we do?#[the children then work together to devise an appropriate solution]#Vulcans
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why am i crying over space children. jake going against his father's orders just to teach nog how to read im bawling my eyes out. sisko being so proud of him at the end. oh my god.
#TEHRUSKGNAM#I CANT RNNN#also i think its very interesting that they contrast the preaching of community and acceptance in the space station w sisko's reluctance to#let jake hang out with nog#i understand in part why but i still think thats a really cool writing choice#it also shows that children dont have prejudice built into them and that its taught instead#jakes first instinct was to try and make friends with nog#i love it here#THEYRE SOO CUTTEEEEEEE#not equipped for rambling#star trek ds9#ds9#deep space nine#also i adore how a lot of the show centers around siskos fatherhood to help portray those family and connection themes#its great#star trek#AND SISKO BEING SO PROUD#BECAUSE LIKE#OH YM VSOGKSLG#the ultimate show of acceptance and community#overcoming small internal biases etc etc#oh ymgofkgms#ic skgbmsg
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If I had a nickel for every time there was a surprise child that suddenly and rapidly grew from an infant into an adult in Star Trek, I’d have two nickels, which really ought to tell you something about the state of child-centric storylines in Star Trek
#writers be like: I wish to inflict parenthood on this character#but NOT forever#who wants a child *forever* they’re only there for the DRAMA#now there are exceptions to this#the o’briens#that woman from voyager who was unfortunately surprise pregnant before the Great Yeeting#Benjamin Sisko and Jake#dr crusher and westley#Picard is allergic to children the poor man#HOWEVER#generally speaking whenever a trek wants to have a Parenthood Drama the child is Doomed#either to the shortest childhood in existance OR to death#don’t look at me about data’s daughter okay I’ll cry#it’s an unfortunate artifact of the show structure#the point is NEVER get attached to a child character in Star Trek unless you’d like your heart ripped out#Star Trek#ds9#Star Trek: the next generation#French trek
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Star Trek: Prodigy follow-up
I finished the first season. Wow. I know I just wrote about Prodigy last week, but I have to weigh in again. Continue reading Star Trek: Prodigy follow-up
#all ages#animation#Barium Deep#Bury&039;em Deep#children&039;s literature#hope#idealism#Lower Decks#Middle Grade#morality#narrative arc#Prodigy#science fiction#space adventure#Star Trek#Star Trek: Lower Decks#Star Trek: Prodigy#Starfleet#television#The Federation#trauma#trust#TV#TV for kids#TV review#TV Shows
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CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING
#submission#I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs#working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea#one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc#references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show#whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain#I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them#bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing#while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies)#my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out#and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell#so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok?#and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum#and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying#and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs#god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman#and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married#and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute
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Oh yeah I have been up in the forest and will not be back til June btw, if anyone was wondering why I didn’t respond to their message/tagged/ask. Internet is scarce up here
#and by scarce I mean non-existent#I’m down for the weekend and maaaaaybe down next weekend but that is. currently so so so far up in the air who knows where it’ll land#I have been raking so many leaves guys#I have discovered how effective mouse traps are against my will#I have swept so many cobwebs off the ceiling#and most importantly.. I have knit 2 bandanas#on Tuesday the children shall arrive#wish me luck the boys are 12 and maybe mean#they better like transformers. or starwars. or dc or marvel or star trek or#well#they better be nerds#I literally have nothing else to show for myself. I can’t kick a ball :(
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Star Trek: The Next Generation, 116 (Feb. 13, 1988) - “When the Bough Breaks”
Written by: Hannah Louise Shearer Directed by: Kim Manners
The Breakdown
The Enterprise is checking out a sector of space where an ancient mythological race known as the Aldeans supposedly live. They are said to be so technologically advanced that they’ve hidden all evidence of their existence (including their planet) using cloaks and shields, allowing them to focus on space-poetry instead of space-enemies. Conveniently, just as Riker is explaining all of this the entire Aldean planet de-cloaks, and announces that they are totally peaceful; apparently, they would like to make an offer that would be 100% mutually beneficial. The Aldeans explain that they can no longer procreate, and their planetary computer can’t figure out why (none of them are actual scientists anymore, their computer just does everything for them). Their solution/offer is to take a handful of the Enterprise’s children and raise them as their own, but Riker answers with a flat “no” on behalf of the parents, presumably because he’s never had to babysit before. Not ones to take no for an answer, the Aldeans simply beam the kids they want directly off the Enterprise, which for some unfathomable reason includes Wesley Crusher (a rare alien race that doesn’t want to kill him for a change).
Picard is adamant that the children be returned, but the Aldeans are equally resolute, and since their super-computer vastly out powers any offensive that Starfleet could throw at them, the captain is short on solutions. However, the since the Aldeans aren’t overtly evil, they offer (as payment) an exchange of information about the known galaxy, which would take the federation centuries to discover on their own; if Picard refuses, they’ll push the Enterprise to the other side of the Galaxy. See? They’re not so unreasonable after all
Under the pretense of “taking time to negotiate an agreement”, Picard stalls long enough for Beverly Crusher figure out the reason the Aldean people are sterile is due to radiation poisoning, since the planetary shield generator is destroying their ozone. Seeing as all of them are lazy good-for-nothing artists (they don’t care about learning mathematics or sciences of any kind) they’ve been wholly unable to figure this out for themselves. But worst of all, the radiation would subject their newfound child-captives to the same fate. Fortunately, they are able to see reason and return the children to their families; unfortunately they also return Wesley. The Aldeans resolve to re-learn how to taking care of themselves (instead of just having fun all the time, as selfish artists are known to do), and the children learn that going to school and learning Calculus is indisputably vital for everyone (although one guest-star parent concedes that art is fine too, as long as you learn math).
The Verdict.
There is virtually nothing about this episode that I enjoyed. I could go on about how little I care for Wesley, but even without him ‘When the Bough Breaks’ is just insufferably boring, and dumb. Clearly the writers were trying to make some kind point against indulging in ‘too much of a good thing’. There’s also a comparison to the Aldeans ozone crisis mirroring “20th century earth”, but any relevant allegory is mired in the conceit that freedom from suffering inherently results in laziness and intellectual negligence.
By this episode’s logic, 24th century earth should then be filled with tons of lazy-good-for-nothings, selfishly living off the benefits of a post-scarcity world. But according to Trek-Lore, humanity didn’t travel into space out of economic necessity, they did it to explore and seek knowledge for the pure sake of it. Why would the Aldeans be any different? Historically, many of our most educated people have had the privilege of not constantly fighting for survival (at least for a portion of their lives), allowing the freedom of exploration and experimentation. Obviously, that hasn’t always been the case, and a I’m not going to suggest that humanity never benefits from having challenges and struggles to overcome, but I refute the idea that people only seek knowledge and advancement out of necessity. Additionally, art and science have seldom flourished independently of the other, and often go hand in hand.
Also, what exactly were the Aldean’s plans once the Enterprise left? They state their intention for the children to procreate one day (before they find out the cause of their sterility), but did they seriously mean for a dozen kids to repopulate an entire planet? I’m no expert, but it occurs to me there might be some problems with inbreeding. And what if the kids don’t want to pair up and mate when they get older? Why not offer to take in children who have no families and need a home? Surely they’re going to need thousands of kids to make a difference, and it’s been established that even the Federation has orphans. There are just too many places where the story falls apart for me to accept the premise.
The ONLY good thing about this episode is the reveal of the Aldean super-computer (they call it the Custodian), which actually looks pretty cool. That alone earns ½ a star, giving this episode a sum total rating of…
½ a star (out of five)
Additional Observations
There’s a very compartmentalized bias being expressed here that seemingly argues heavily in favour of a standardized public (aka western) education. I’m all for teaching children the math's and sciences (indeed, I’m generally in favour of accessible education for all), but surely a utopian society could find a way to offer them, that doesn’t require calculus to be taught in a boring classroom setting.
For a super luxurious civilization, the Aldeans have a pretty dull looking world. Just lots of walls with very few windows, which is a shame since that purple sky would presumably be very pretty to look at.
At one point Beverly Crusher visits Wesley to see how he’s holding up with his new adoptive captors. While there, she hands him a medical tricorder to ‘discreetly’ scan the Aldeans for clues to their condition, but Wesley is so obvious that it almost plays like a looney tunes gag. “Hey I’m just gonna walk behind you and not do anything suspicious. Keep looking over there!”
Did any of the writers actually believe the audience was invested in Wesley? For that matter, WERE any of the audience invested in him? I genuinely don’t blame Wil Wheaton, but GOD the writing for his character is uncomfortably bad.
#star trek the next generation#tng season 1#when the bough breaks#retro review#star trek review#wesley crusher#think of the children#the babysitters club#80s tv series#80s tv shows#80s television#80s tv#star trek tng#star trek#scifi#tv show review#tv shows#tv review#super computer#hannah louise shearer#kim manners#episodic nostalgia
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Making my case for Dr Tenma as Dr Soong in a Star Trek AU
#theres an ACTUAL case to be made. such as his 3 android children one of whom has 'dad deactivated me' trauma#also his wife divorced him ALSO he went into hiding and is assumed dead but shows up with An Upgrade for Data#but 'guy that people got so annoyed at they decided to call him Often Wrong' is really funny#anyway i have a Proper star trek AU percolating but i simply cannot stop thinking about the similarities of these characters
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Whatever TV era this is if it's a decade definer or "classics" as a whole
#The Carol Burnett Show#Sandford and Son#Miami Vice#Married...With Children#Saved by the Bell#Bob Ross#The Andy Griffith Show#The Mary Tyler Moore Show#Laverne and Shirley#Star Trek#The Dick Van Dyke Show#Diff'rent Strokes#I Love Lucy#Monty Python#Happy Days#Little House on the Prairie#Gunsmoke#The Twilight Zone#The Golden Girls#I Dream of Jeannie#The Muppet Show#Bonanza#The Jeffersons#The Love Boat#M*A*S*H#Mister Roger's Neighborhood#The Addams Family#The Beverly Hillbillies#Knight Rider#The A Team
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really scared about how Picard may have affected the future of any Star Trek content b/c like holy shit. what a fucking trainwreck of a show. and they already cancelled Discovery. Strange new worlds you’re my only hope 🙏🏻
#prodigy is a children’s show so I doubt it’s going to have much effect on the future of Star Trek#although how weird would it be if Star Trek just turned into a children’s media property moving forward???
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picard literally tells wesley, who is like 14 years old, to shut up in season one of tng.......... everyone on that show had some BAD looks and then by the end of it i was like jean-luc my good friend jean-luc
#picard showing up full steam season one like 'my character flaw is i hate children' is so funny. what the fuck is wrong with him#star trek blogging
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Illogical Musings From 'Pathways'
#(reference voice) I saw spocksjuul illustrate a scene from a star trek novel so /I/ illustrated a scene from a star trek novel#Varith is so cute in this scene~!!#Sek's hair looks like that as an executive choice on my end - he's trying something out#Varith's hair is described as 'loose ringlets' coming from his mother - same as Elieth#He's also described as 'a stunning child' who keeps SMILING to Tuvok's chagrin#I like Tuvok struggling to be a good parent - too strict and uncompromising which we've seen to be true in canon as well!#He still ends up being a very good dad - especially after being told to chill out a LITTLE dude. Goes to show you don't have to be PERFECT#to be good. With parents AND children <3#comix page#star trek pathways#novel experiences#st voyager#star trek#star trek voyager#st voy#bea art tag#[REDACTED] family photos
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Star Trek: Prodigy, season one
This is for season two, but you get the idea. As someone who grew up on Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Prodigy didn’t quite feel like a Star Trek show until episode six. That might be a good thing. As much as I love TNG’s broad focus on an ensemble cast with highly episodic story telling, Prodigy’s early adventure-focused plots with clear continuity from one episode to another gives…
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#all ages#children&039;s literature#Discovery#ensemble cast#hope#idealism#morality#narrative arc#Prodigy#Star Trek#Star Trek: Prodigy#TNG#TV for kids#TV review#TV Shows
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New favorite thread
Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases
#it gives the show more personality#star trek#star trek the next generation#I love tos but they never really had any children aboard
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On to The Corbomite Maneuver, which sucks cause that baby freaks me out.
#Where No Man Has Gone Before and Then Some#star trek#star trek tos#children in 60s shows are... a bit much most of the time#no offense to those kids tho - 60s acting in general is dated mostly
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