#is it the peacock

[gemkun]

maybe having a crush on lord shen should have made me realise that i'd love aventurine hm. call it the loving peacock pipeline.

[catchymemes]

[iftadwascool]

this is, honest to god, one of the funniest ads ive seen in a long time.

[evercelle]

[thebigcomed0wn]

my pet mold spores

[steampunktendencies]

Typewriter key Peacock by french artist Thierry Gall

[angeliferous]

found the guy. it's edward elric

[revretch]

So a lot of moths have these big eyespots on their wings as a threat display. It looks like a big scary predator's eyes are staring at you from the dark, you'll back off. Makes sense, right?

Only peacocks also have eyespots, but in their case it's primarily a mating display. So what's up with peahens that they're like "oh yeah, all those big scary predators staring me down is super hot"??

[bunnis-monsters]

Hello!

Not a request but do you have any thoughts on peacock hybrids?

Male peacock hybrid spreading out his feathers to impress you. He’s very snobby and thinks you’ll fall to your knees and just BEG to mate with him after seeing how pretty his feathers are.

But you’re not a peacock hybrid. You couldn’t care less about how pretty his feathers are, he has been a royal cunt the entire time you’ve known him.

So now he’s scrambling, utterly confused and heartbroken that you’ve rejected him. He cries himself to sleep that night, completely insecure over his feathers.

“You’re an asshole.”

That was your answer when he asked why you rejected him the next day. He had come into your bakery with his eyes all puffy and red from crying, his feathers drooping.

“You come in here every day, order the same complicated thing, act rude to my staff, and never think to say thank you. That, and you’re snobby. I’m not your servant, why should I have to spread the cream cheese on YOUR bagel!?”

He was utterly stunned. In the past, he’d rejected many females who swooned over his beautiful feathers. He had fallen head over heels for you… yet you felt nothing for him.

It was the first time he ever really got called out for how he behaved.

Perhaps it’s time to take a look inward for once… and he’s not sure why, but imagining finally getting to have you as all his… makes his pants tight.

[bigfatbreak]

they both got bonked for being silly.

[alexandriaellisart]

the miraculous of desire

[onebadnoodle]

more skullguys

[zoe-oneesama]

Why yes I'm still falling in love with the Viceroy/Dad Villain AU by @bigfatbreak, aren't you?

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[nomohmoss]

didn't expect kaeya to get an expy

[anna-scribbles]

adrien tell ur mom to leave me alone !

[cottoncandycasketspray]