#is TERRIFYING

[talxns]

[dalashas]

I cannot fucking believe. I cant fuckign

I just finished listening and all I can say it Mr fucking Blobby? MR FUCKING BLOBBY IS IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE

MISTER BLOBBY! MISTER BLOBBY! IS A FUCKING HITMAN FOR THE OIAR

JONATHAN SIMS, MR BLOBBY??? YOU PUT MR BLOBBY IN THERE

MR BLOBBY

I literally made a joke in the notes of a @jonnywaistcoat post where he said oh yeah we based a monster on a childrens tv show host I said hahaha mr blobby ha ha ha wouldn't that be funny

I WAS RIGHT

I'm also fucked up now. I'm fucked up! I feel sorry for everyone who didn't have Mr Blobby in your cultural consciousness because as someone who has, Boy Howdy does this episode make you scream

[outragedslime]

Top surgery recovery observation

One thing I didn't hear anyone else talk about is the deal with coughing/sneezing.

If you are getting top surgery, I suggest to be very careful to avoid these. Dust your house well beforehand. Spring allergies? I recommend not doing it during spring. Take extra care while drinking or eating to not choke (I'm really bad at this one lol)

I might've inhaled near some dust? I'm not sure but I felt an urge and had my first sneeze post op today. It was very scary😭

[joysmercer]

healthcare in this country is a mess for many reasons but what do you mean 30% of md seniors failed to match in fucking. neuro

[holychaossandwich666]

So, Bonds of Grey (Gray? I dunno how to spell that word tbh) on AO3, *that* Lily Evans is like terrifying but she's written so *well*. Every time I'm like "Well, at least she can't get any worse", *she surprises me*. Like bruh. It's fucked up fucked up. She scares me. Anyway, very good series, darker but definitely a good read.

[liquidjapanesetit]

Is very hot in brasil rn and my fridge is broken and i dont know how to explain how uncanny is the feeling of opening your fridge only to feel some slightly hot air coming out of it

[lvndrblue]

my innate craving to love and be loved, to know and be known, to sacrifice and be sacrificed for, to learn and be learned, to intimately understand and be as deeply understood, is unsatisfiable.

it’s hungry. it yearns. it desires.

it’s loud, and it roars to be fed at the wee hours of dawn. it creeps up like a shiver down my back and stays like a persistent itch on the palm of my hand. but that’s all it does. it wants, but in an egotistical, prideful way, it refuses to chase.

perhaps it’s not that it won’t. it can’t. i can’t.

i see depictions of romance everywhere; on the large screen of a cinema, through the thick pages of a young adult novel, between the people lacing their fingers while they wait for their bus, under the umbrellas shared between two lovers, intertwined everywhere i go and see.

i see, and i take notes, and i clumsily try to imitate like an infant trying its hardest to pronounce their first two syllables. only unlike the infant, nothing comes out of me but a strange, strangled, quiet croak.

i nod along in conversations about love, pretending i fully understand. i’ll continue to hand out messages about love, providing advice to my friends in exchange for a “thank you,” and a “you’re really good at this,” and a “you always know what to say.”

i’ll act out a person who understands and has dabbled in the matters of heart their whole lives, knowing deep down i’ll always be the terrified impostor conning people into believing my deceit; a long, impenetrable wall of fake wisdom, put in front of a girl with extensive vocabulary and even larger performance skills masking her incapable heart.

[gonnagobankai]

I really don’t think people who talk about fuyumi understand that the person holding the knife is not nearly as scary as the person who is still upsetting them

Like it doesn’t matter who is right, you just have to make them stop at that point

[pagexofxcups]

if im getting my heart broken there's a Gansey variant at fault

[nicorfyrweorm]

I don't know if that's hilarious or terrifying. It feels like I've just walked in on a conversation between an extraterrestrial species O.o

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I was young my dad offhandedly told me he thought people treated fish with so much casual cruelty because fish can’t scream.

The words branded themselves across my soul.

As an adult I think he may have been joking. He payed no especial attention to any indignities fish suffered in our household but I could never forget. I saw fish in a different light after that.

Fish kept in tiny bowls, breathing their own poisons, dying by inches. Fish kept in cold tanks, casually disposed of. Fish touted as being short lived when they could outlive the better loved family dog if only they could breathe. Fish casually won and discarded in cheap plastic bags, thrown away a week later.

How they would scream, if they could.

[simonambroise]

It is fitting that Donnie shall learn to knit, because knitting is scary.

i think they should knit together

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD