#is TERRIFYING

[talxns]

[dalashas]

I cannot fucking believe. I cant fuckign

I just finished listening and all I can say it Mr fucking Blobby? MR FUCKING BLOBBY IS IN THE MAGNUS UNIVERSE

MISTER BLOBBY! MISTER BLOBBY! IS A FUCKING HITMAN FOR THE OIAR

JONATHAN SIMS, MR BLOBBY??? YOU PUT MR BLOBBY IN THERE

MR BLOBBY

I literally made a joke in the notes of a @jonnywaistcoat post where he said oh yeah we based a monster on a childrens tv show host I said hahaha mr blobby ha ha ha wouldn't that be funny

I WAS RIGHT

I'm also fucked up now. I'm fucked up! I feel sorry for everyone who didn't have Mr Blobby in your cultural consciousness because as someone who has, Boy Howdy does this episode make you scream

[musicoftheheart]

me a year ago would be in disbelief if they met present day me because what do you mean im learning a whole ass song and dance to bring to the next karaoke session as if going up to sing at all isnt terrifying

[joysmercer]

healthcare in this country is a mess for many reasons but what do you mean 30% of md seniors failed to match in fucking. neuro

[holychaossandwich666]

So, Bonds of Grey (Gray? I dunno how to spell that word tbh) on AO3, *that* Lily Evans is like terrifying but she's written so *well*. Every time I'm like "Well, at least she can't get any worse", *she surprises me*. Like bruh. It's fucked up fucked up. She scares me. Anyway, very good series, darker but definitely a good read.

[liquidjapanesetit]

Is very hot in brasil rn and my fridge is broken and i dont know how to explain how uncanny is the feeling of opening your fridge only to feel some slightly hot air coming out of it

[pagexofxcups]

if im getting my heart broken there's a Gansey variant at fault

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[djungleskogs]

it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I was young my dad offhandedly told me he thought people treated fish with so much casual cruelty because fish can’t scream.

The words branded themselves across my soul.

As an adult I think he may have been joking. He payed no especial attention to any indignities fish suffered in our household but I could never forget. I saw fish in a different light after that.

Fish kept in tiny bowls, breathing their own poisons, dying by inches. Fish kept in cold tanks, casually disposed of. Fish touted as being short lived when they could outlive the better loved family dog if only they could breathe. Fish casually won and discarded in cheap plastic bags, thrown away a week later.

How they would scream, if they could.

[rosered-schneeweisschens-sis]

i never knew there were men in the room for this, “that was tough” oh man they were not prepared XD

[xiaq]

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.