#irl npcs

[exoticalmonde]

I too love the Mango/Normal/White 0 sugar Monsters

Immediately, right away my little strawberry heart jam

Me going to the supermarket to get you one

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[sonocomics]

Duck car person is doing a great service to anyone stuck in traffic by providing an amazing sight to see

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[creamyshotamilk]

you aren’t gonna tell them what you get off to because you know damn well that they’ll drop your ass the moment they realize you wanna fuck canonical minors. doesn’t matter if it’s fiction or not it’s canonically a child and you are a pedophile for wanting to fuck them.

Nobody is taking your ass seriously when you say "canonical minors" 😭😭 please be fucking fr rn

Anyhoosers, still nah LMAO. I told you before, my relationship with my irls aren't like the relationships I have with people online. It would be a breach of the unspoke boundary that most normal people have, which is "don't tell me about your sex life unprompted." It'd be like... creepy at best and sexual harassment at worst. Y'know, like what you're doing rn LMAO

Plus, not only that, but I don't actively WANT to tell my irls about my kinks and fetishes. Don't get me wrong, I'm literally 100% positive they wouldn't "drop my ass" because of it (because, as previously mentioned, they are normal people who can separate their personal feelings about things from their morals), but it's just... weird to me. Talking about it online is totally different than talking about it to people irl. I want to tell my irls that I'm a shotacon just as much as I want to tell them that I'm into omorashi, ass worship, and bondage, which is Not At All. That is not the kind of relationship I have or want with them tbh

But nah, continue to call ME the weird one for NOT telling my irls, who I do not have any sort of sexual relationship with, about my sexual interests just because I know they and I both would feel uncomfortable LMAO

[hoothootloveforever]

Mystery Gift!!!

Mystery Gift is an alternate system to Pelipper Mail, which can be used in place of or alongside it! Here's how it works!

First, to opt in to Mystery Gift, mention somewhere in your bio or pinned post that Mystery Gift is enabled! Then there's three different ways to give and receive items with it!

Method one! Direct mail! This one is closest to how Pelipper Mail works! The giver sends an item to the inbox of the receiver! Then the receiver can pick it up directly or get it delivered to a Pokémon Center, Poké Mart, or department store! Items only though, Mystery Gift can't send people or abstract things!

Method two! MYSTERY gifts! Two people with Mystery Gift enabled connect, and each of them gets a small surprise! I wonder who decides what the surprise is...

Method three! Distributions! One person shares the Mystery Gift as a post, and then anyone with Mystery Gift enabled can take a copy!

That's it! Have fun with Mystery Gift!

[redacted-coiner]

Romanceable NPC & Dater PC

[PT: Romanceable NPC & Dater PC]

Romanceable NPC, a flag for those who are Romanceable NPCs from games! This can be for those who are kin, IRL/DA, fictives, Just the Concept, etc.!

Dater PC, a flag for those who are Dater PC from games! This can be for those who are kin, IRL/DA, fictives, Just the Concept, etc.!

[NPC ID: In Alt text]

[PC ID: In Alt text]

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[pure-mornings]

[txttletale]

In what ways does undertale's themes drop the ball? I feel like they do as well, but I only really see the criticisms you mentioned in your post by the online fandom at large.

the sans fight is cool and fun and has a sick music track. it should have fucking sucked it should have been literally on the same level as the stanley parable baby game. it should have been impossible without an autoclicker and been super fucking tedious with one. it should have been desert bus.

like i don't think that what undertale is every trying to say is 'killing video game characters is morally wrong in real life'. i think it's clearly, in chara and flowey--who are obviously positioned as Players of video games--is trying to explore what (at least to toby fox) is an unhealthy and unsatisfying way of playing games. the need to maximize the amount of 'content', the need to experience everything in a game even when it's not fun anymore. i think the way that flowey talks makes this very clear:

like obviously diegetically this kind of stuff is meant to go towards making a point of how detached flowey is from his moral reality but i think non-diegetically this is pretty clearly speaking to a way of engaging with games that toby fox thinks sucks the fun out of them. flowey isn't connected to the contents of undertale because he didn't play it for fun, he played it to extract the maximum amount of Content, to see every possible combination of events, to get all the endings, etc.

the rest of no mercy route isn't fun. killing enemies once you've levelled up at all is boring and barely interactive, walking around in circles to spawn every single random encounter is boring, you miss out on substantial amounts of content--the humour and dialogue, etc. and that's the point! i don't think the intended emotional effect of the empty misery of the no mercy route is to make you think 'i'm a bad person for killing video game characters' it's to make you think 'is this even fun? what am i even getting out of this?' or in short--

unfortunatley i think the sans fight being very cool and becoming iconic of the game kind of fumbles that very very hard becaues it does make the murder everybody route ultimately rewarding--it gives players the Content that i feel like the entire writing and metanarrative of the game is setting up to not exist, and so i think it absolutely fails to stick the landing.

[heir-of-the-chair]

See I love Pete and Steph and they work so well together because they are the only normal people in all of Hatchetfield

[shrimpari]

"I see all of you as rats. Nothing...but...rats."

The Abbot of Saint Markovia

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

Hm. Feel like I have traveling trainers wandering into my place more than usual lately, but I can’t exactly offer impromptu Pokémon therapy nowadays. Been considering giving out something else in the interim, so…

What sorts of items do you all usually give out to traveling trainers? (If you’re not one yourself!)

[risingsunresistance]

ok ok last one i swear. resistance edition

explanation under the cut if you want to Seriously consider your seat bc i know you dont know all of these people kjhfjg

1- you are sitting next to [admin] rapid, VOCAL dante supporter even to this day. he's the only one i know of that is STILL on dante's side

2- you are sitting next to squid kid. he wasn't actually a general or involved at all other than being a member of the war like the rest of us, but he was in a vc and that has stuck with me so i put him here for fun. you are also behind hellcastle and tyler and in front of 2nfg and swavy. 2nfg faked his death to covid and swavy is... just as interesting.

3- you are sitting next to [admin] jayavarmen and behind 2nfg and swavy. jaya, like every admin, is also a dante supporter. he is also a big leech creature if that changes your opinion at all

4- you are sitting beside refraction, who is next to [admin] dctr. refraction is filthy rich and dctr loved to give out special limited edition items so i'm sure that will be fun to listen in on. also the political warfare tho lmao

5- you are next to techno. to your left is also thirtyvirus, who is across from tyler. this IS important. their twitter replies are always a fucking warzone KJFDHG. have fun with that

6- you are next to the man himself [owner] simon hypixel. he's next to [npc] seraphine. simon was also on dante's side and leads all the admins, and seraphine organized the entire resistance. i'm sure they'll get along great. doesn't help that the leader is right in front of them and the other leader is behind them

7- you are next to the other man himself, [npc] dante. dante is next to [admin] skyerzz. skyerzz was vocal during the resistance but nowadays just manages bingo

8- you are between [admin] minikloon and [admin?] deo. deo was a general at the time but is now an admin. he also did not land a single hit on dante during the fight... suspicious. his affiliation is unknown. minikloon was of course a supporter

[sonocomics]

The craziest thing about this is that it's happened to me twice

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[the-knife-consumer]

Like I love how the gym challenge was an actual televised sports event in galar but realistically I'd hate every minute of that shit

[moeblob]

Despite charisma being a pretty important stat for paladins, Paul has no charisma in the base plot. So I decided it would be really funny to have him have super low charisma in game, too.

So the whole "roll a save" in town is because Karen and Paul want to visit a tavern for info and Chris thinks it would only be fair to bully Pauladin with an NPC version of his hot bartender depending on the save.

[grimvestige]

I'm posting this insanely late but a lil birthday gift for @dbughouse of my favorite suit of living armor <3 (and i guess some chuckable wizard or whatever)