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moeblob · 3 months ago

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Despite charisma being a pretty important stat for paladins, Paul has no charisma in the base plot. So I decided it would be really funny to have him have super low charisma in game, too.

So the whole "roll a save" in town is because Karen and Paul want to visit a tavern for info and Chris thinks it would only be fair to bully Pauladin with an NPC version of his hot bartender depending on the save.

#my characters #oops i fell in love #because in the base plot not dnd au he first meets his crush in a bar where he hits him with a bathroom door #and then is too embarrassed at hitting a hot guy in the face with a door that he just leaves without apologizing #and then hot guy works there so he is like i literally committed assault on an employee and ran thats illegal #and then paul makes his friends suffer an eternity of pining over a hot bartender who is CLEARLY out ofhis league #but since they arent actually as close irl and since the dnd au is based on the trio actually playing a silly campaign #chris is like well you can hit this really hot npc bartender in the face cause youre charisma roll was garbage #and paul is just agonizing bc thats mean why are you like this why do you do this to me #while karen is beaming and saying HOT BARDTENDER HOT BARDTENDER and right does feel kinda bad but also well deserved

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