#investigate this mf

[ririwithrice]

santa is a communist dictator and you cant convince me otherwise

Reasons Why Santa is a Communist Dictator

1: It’s a one party system. Santa and Mrs Claus are the only people in power, and I assume it’s been that way forever. The elves don’t elect the next Santa, they have no choice. This is very similar to the system in countries like North Korea.

2: He's seen as a god-like figure. Santa is worshiped and respected by all of the elves. We're told that he’s everywhere, omnipresent and all-seeing, spying on all of the children around the world and evaluating them. like um it’s giving kim jong un????

3: His questionable work ethics. Santa has presumably millions of elves making all of the toys day in and day out for him while he relaxes all year round. How is Santa depicted? Fat, and usually lounging around on an armchair while the elves work tirelessly in factories, which are depicted as wooden huts in the middle of the snow, with no indoor plumbing or food or break rooms. they’re usually a mess. we never see elves doing leisurely activities or with their families if they’re allowed them

[toxooz]

naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this

[imtrashraccoon]

I know I asked one Don't Imagine before. HOWEVER, THAT ONE WAS BEFORE I KNEW YOU HAD THESE TWO: Cadmium and Carmine.

Can I get a Don't Imagine with those two with a 'rival' reader? I don't mind what way you go for the rival, like rival mafia or a private investigator. I just- I like Mafiafell too.

Nah, you're good! I don't mind doing duplicates right now. (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

This is subject to change since I just thought of it a few days ago, but I'm treating these two like Crimson and Scar except in Mafiafell. Meaning they're relatively new to the surface, not liked by humans, and a force to be reckoned with. They still have the farm but it's on a smaller scale and they mostly use it as a getaway. They work together and control much of Monster town, although they are branching into human controlled areas as well. If "Vermillion" exists, he's likely not on good terms with the brothers but again, this could change if I think of a good idea for him.

Don't imagine meeting not one but two handsome skeletons within a short period of time. How your heart seems to flutter whenever either of them notice you and how interested they are in even the mundane parts of your life. How you start to realize that you might have a little crush on both brothers but not knowing who to pick.

Don't imagine how a strange tension seems to grow between them. How you don't understand why they won't tell you what's wrong even though you can tell they're upset. How they assure you that there's nothing to worry about, until you meet them that is.

Don't imagine running into one of the brothers while hanging out with a new friend and how their expression seems to sour. How they smile and act nice when you greet them but how you catch a glimpse of something darker in their eyelights. How your friend seems to notice as well and makes an excuse to get you out of there.

Don't imagine how things seem to conveniently go wrong whenever you go to meet your new friend, whether you lose your keys or your friend suddenly cancels last minute. How either Cadmium or Carmine seem to conveniently be in the area to console you. How they manage to solve all your problems in the end and reassure you that they're there for you.

Don't imagine how the brothers suddenly seem to be getting along again. How they're all too pleased to spend time with you. How they start giving you gifts that they've clearly put a lot of thought into and how they seem to go soft whenever you smile at them.

Don't imagine how you start to hear awful rumours about your friend. How they're allegedly involved in a huge cover up job or how they tend to hang around seedy establishments at odd hours. How your heart sinks as you thought they were different from everyone else and had actual morals.

Don't imagine how Cadmium and Carmine are there for you and do their best to comfort you. How thrilled they are when you decide not to hang out with your friend anymore. How they reassure you that it's for the best and how you don't need friends like that.

Don't imagine how they become even sweeter on you and how obvious it becomes that they think of you as more than just a friend. How you realize that you're back to square one all over again and you can't possibly pick between them. How they seem to enjoy seeing you flustered by their advances. Definitely don't imagine when they finally confess that they both like you and proposing that maybe, just maybe, they could come up with an arrangement of sorts?

First, Previous, & Next Request

[quinby-bee-690]

whats the matter,darling?~

@knizuu @gutzygumsho3 @fire-feather-flies @fictionalsillies @squigglestarz @organicbutter

Idk if its 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 or smth,I think not:]

[dragonanon]

Currently playing Ace Attorney Investigations, and I’m overjoyed that I now get to be the smug bastard who calls everyone a fucking idiot.

[gio-cosmo]

Yu after being the only member of the investigation team to not have to face his own shadow:

[bubsybobcat]

oh NOOOO, i hope i don’t get strangled by the BIG, STRONG, INTIMIDATING DILF because i’m too busy LOOKING AT HIM than getting out of the destroyed nuclear power plant alive 🤤

[shonenkun309]

ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴋᴏɢᴀ's sᴇǫᴜᴇʟ 'ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ, ᴍʏ sᴀɴɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴄᴇ :

WARNING : *It may contain some spoilers from the first ten chapters of the sequel, and ALL, I repeat ALL of it gonna be angsty. I warned you, I'm not responsible!* @randomf2p

Koga might lose everything, his home, his job, people's love for him..It was mentioned throughout the beginning of the sequel how much people loved and respected him, even giving him a different title than "San, Kun, or even Sama." And as far as I know, mentioning these matters at the beginning, may be negatively affected during the plot.

I have a feeling that Koga will give up everything and join the Senketai to "AVENGE" his father. As it turns out, Koga's dad "Ouga" was the first founder of the Senketai group but he abandoned them, joined the imperial army, became a soldier, and died, or in other words, was killed because he once opposed them for something...I have a feeling that Koga might bring out his vengeful personality and join the Senketai, claiming revenge, even though it is not his style.

I feel like Koga will become a cold character like Akiyasu for a while...I can never bear the thought of that smile disappearing from his beautiful face throughout the sequel. I will never bear it!😭💔

break up scene. There has to be a breakup. In any love story, The two heroes face difficulties during their love journey, and one of the two heroes makes a decision that the other will not like, which leads to their disagreement or breaking up...we can't call a couple "a couple" if this didn't happen...Don't mind me, recently I started rewatching old love series that I used to watch when I was a kid and I'm starting to understand their plot now...hehe...hmmm

Carnage form makes a comeback. How can we forget the best form of Koga in the entire game? This is 10,000% predictable, I mean...Koga is still taking the medicine from Yura, which means that the return of the carnage form is guaranteed. But if we take the matter further, he may appear with this transformation in public, or he may hurt Futaba again and realize this and run away, or he may speak through it, anything is possible, dear potatoes!

I might even imagine that Koga is about to die or that he died and Futaba's love for him brought him back to life or something... Oh my god! I hate my brain at 12 midnight! SOMEBODY SNACH THE PHONE FROM ME!

Koga's past self will show up, speaking with Koga like a school basketball player talking to his teammate...or scolding him for doing something to Futaba, Oh IMAGINE THEM ACTUALLY MEETING EACH OTHER AND THREW HANDS AT EACH OTHER!! I SHALL BRING POPCORN WITH ME WHILE READING THIS SCENE IN CASE IT HAPPENS!

They might use Koga for the Youjin experiments. The Youjin experiments got revealed in Koga's sequel apparently, because they appeared in the main story, but their identities were unknown and mysterious, and he and Yakumo might meet for the first time, as I always wished for, and who knows? Either they cooperate and stop the experiments or not.

Just noticed I didn't talk about Kiryu and Kagari until now, I think Kagari is the final boss and not the eye-patched Kiryu. Why? I don't know, I don't trust people with glasses in visual novels. Therefore, I expect that Kagari will turn against Kiryu and kill him, making it clear to us that Kagari is the final boss in the end.

If that situation that always goes through my head occurs in the sequel, I will sue the staff, writers, authors, artists, and game makers.

** Phew...I should stop or else I might spoil the sequel before it comes out hahaha 😂😂😂😂 **

But really... if any of this happens, I swear I will cry, but I don't know, either from joy because what I expected was true, or from sadness because Koga will be the one who will suffer from what I expected...I will leave the opinion to you.

[ghostiidasponk]

can scammers stop filling up my inbox like I am an unemployed student drawing anime why the fuck are you assuming i have money ☠️😭

[akihikosanada]

funny how when it comes to the original trilogy you hear shit about all the cases no matter if they are universally liked or disliked meanwhile my apollo justice trilogy knowledge is 90% characters and storylines introduced in the first game + emo prosecutor + new girl athena + shitty plot twist + apollo having 100 different backstories

obviously by funny i mean tragic they never followed up on anything that happens in aa4 AND they began using 3d art instead of keeping the 2d sprites. biggest tragedy in all of this

[frankiegirl]

im literally living through hell rn but my coworker made me this shirt 😭😭😭😭

[teddywook]

i've been doing homework since noon because of this damn teacher and i need a break before i pass out so, let's talkkkkk

[sbrown82]

[quinby-bee-690]

dont ask why trust(APOLLO SHIP!!)

[steviesays]

Now if I walked into MY house and the lights were all disconnected and there was writing in blood on my bathroom mirror and my bathtub was also filled with blood I would SIMPLY not stay in the fucking house ?????

[wankstain-mcgee]

I've been bothering the boys to play a game of call of cthuhlu for weeks, and first combat roll I crit fail, and died to my shotgun exploding in my face 🤦🏻‍♂️ It did 4d6 damage, and I failed 2 constitution saves immediately after. Really funny death though, so I can't even be mad.