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#eating glass falling off a bridge cross examining a parrot defending an orca winning a case while having amnesia and not gaf about getting#hit with a car are the insanest ones. any of these are the craziest ones#ace attorney
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these two spend so much time running around investigating in the dead of winter that i'm afraid they'll both get colds
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average ace attorney trial
phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this
maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay
judge: hello i am here
edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand
seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.
phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!
judge: order!!!!
edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!
phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS
judge: what the fuck is this
phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!
seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@
judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!
confetti: *falls*
maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!
edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........
harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!
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Victory celebration at Trés Bien 🤌
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Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations - Bridge to the Turnabout (2004)
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pov you’re klavier gavin. you walk into the prosecutors office bathroom to put lipgloss on and see simon blackquill squirting half a tube of liquid eyeliner directly onto his eyeball and then blinking furiously to make it run down his face. once he’s done this he leaves immediately. it’s 9:08 in the morning
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#i dont go here. never have (ok i watched one ep in 2015 and thought it was boring) and never will#but this is taking me the fuck out
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my piece for the aacolorzine on twt
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dollie miss ace murderer ❣️
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i had to chew it into little bits first
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A stupid post I made that popped off on AA twit and the only reply that mattered
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pheonix wright after sending matt engarde to prison in farewell, my turnabout
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I got further in Ace Attorney 3.
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