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🦪 Neptune in the
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Neptune in the Union persona chart describes your love story with your future spouse or long-term partner during the early years of your relationship. It also shows you what your partner may fancy you (find attractive about you) from the moment you've met. Works for every sexual orientation. This interpretation was made from my personal observation. Based on the charts of celebrities I've seen & people I've met in real life.
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In retrograde! There is this longing for love. In some way, your partner might be aware of you long before you've met ( or just the thought of meeting someone like you in the past). You likely have seen things that correlate to them as well whether you notice or not. Though, this also means that a lot of waiting, back & forth unpredictable changes/troubles may occur when it comes to your love life.
°22 degrees! This degree is a bit special so I'll add a bit more to it here outside of its original attachment (Capricorn degree). Your relationship is very unpredictable there is great potential for deep healing but also a "lesson" for you to overcome. There is usually a risk you must take with this. Either to stay or to go, to shame or be shamed, or to "kill or be killed".
0° degrees! Enhances the qualities of the sign & house it's in.
FS/Future spouse & partner are used interchangeably throughout the post.
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Aries (°1,°13,°25) | 1st House
Your FS is immediately struck by your beauty, or something about your charms. They love how bold and sassy you are! It can cause this sense of rushing feelings and innate sexual attraction between you & your partner (mostly your partner). Your love story is filled with passion, fast paced action, quick progress & even feature fighting, misunderstandings & hot tempers. Though the passion runs high, so does your patience. A lot of things could happen very quickly for you even from the moment you've met. It's on par with the "hot young love" troupe! It's not completely dramatic though, just expect some bickering to show up here & there.
Ex: I had an ex friend that met her boyfriend literally less than a month before dating. And like a week later, they're talking about marriage, commitment, merging families — it's a whole thing. She has Neptune in Aquarius retrograde (°13 Aries) in the 1st house. Is there trouble? Yes. But it's quite private so I won't air it out.
Taurus (°2,°14,°26) | 2nd House
Your partner is impressed by your humility, your beauty & your work or reputation (whatever that may be). I remember writing something similar in a different post, but the "household name" aspect shows up again with this Taurus placement. However that doesn't necessarily translate into being famous. Even in the most mundane world imaginable, people will still associate you with your partner. This relationship is one where you have the potential to have it all with your partner. Where both of you are very sweet to each other & attentive to your partners needs. Your relationship is very stable, and very romantic from the beginning.
Gemini (°3,°15,°27) | 3rd House
Your FS will be very impressed with your wit & knowledge. Perhaps they love the way that you talk and express yourself, the words that come out of your mouth or the things that you write really strike their interests. They also admire your intelligence and intuitive nature. Your relationship is very light-hearted & entertaining as well! You could act like best friends, or have a somewhat sibling-like relationship. You love sharing your thoughts together; and could spend a lot of time talking or going on trips. Non stop talking even.
Ex: A friend of mine has Aquarius Neptune retrograde (°15 Gemini) in the 6th house. Her fiance is from a different state & ethnicity than her, they're on the phone 24/7. They talk about everything together. Take it from me as her roommate lol. It's quite sweet actually. Since they're long distance, both of them make sure their partner is in their life one way or another. Also, they are always giving each other advice & constructive criticism (though at times, one of them feels attacked)
Cancer (°4,°16,°28) | 4th House
Your partner could be infatuated with your innocence and warm personality. Your love story is one that's very affectionate, warm and reassuring. It's the "you are my home" placement even from the beginning. You & your partner will be very easily reliant on each other for that comfort which can lead to you will also get quite attached to your partner. The progression is very natural from what I've seen & emotions run high whenever you're with your person. You could have a codependent relationship as well. Could be a "meeting young" indicator.
Ex: Michael Jackson has Neptune in Scorpio (°4 Cancer) in the 12th house. Both his ex wives were infatuated with him when they were younger. His relationship with both of them were quite codependent, though he had a special attachment to Lisa Marie Presley even long after their divorce. She was like his place of comfort especially since they met round the time when he was most shrouded in controversy. She also tried persuading him off the substance.
Leo (°5,°17,°29) | 5th House
Listen baby, your partner thinks that you are hot shit. Straight up. Your relationship is very romantic, fun and wild. From the beginning, it's as if your partner introduces you to an exciting new world. Expect a lot of flirting and eyeing each other down. Both of you are a force to be reckoned with i.e a power couple! People will adore you when you're together. It's usually an indicator of a famous couple regardless of whether you are famous or not, just because of how good you look together. The vibe you bring to the function is sexy , fun & flirty. What can I say? Your relationship is also quite sexual, there is a lot of physical intimacy & compatibility. (Or rather, day dreaming about it lol).
Ex: Both Beyoncé & Jay-Z have Neptune at °29. They both found each other very attractive and when they met, they were on a roll in their career. Both had pretty steady reputations and Beyoncé was just looking breaking into her solo career (she debuted solo with Jay-Z in 2003).
Virgo (°6,°18) | 6th House
Your partners love the potential that they see in you, like you become their motivation or blank project to work on. Your relationship grounds you & brings you safety & structure. They also admire you for your work & lifestyle (how you structure yourself & your routine). They motivate you to become a better version of yourself. Depending on your lifestyle that could be amazing or detrimental to your sanity lol. You can either feel extremely criticized or very supported.
Ex: Brigitte Bardot has Neptune in Virgo (°13 Aries) in the 3rd house but it's also conjuncting the IC (°17 Leo). She's had several husbands, the first one was passionate and most beneficial to her career (helped her rise to fame). The second was quite hard, rigid & controlling from what I've read (disagreed with her lifestyle). The third was romantic & avant-garde (he was a German billionaire playboy lol) but short lived. The last marriage is private but seemingly quite supportive & a steady man to settle down with. Truly, a perfect example for all her placements.



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Libra (°7,°19) | 7th House
Your FS will be very impressed by your grace & poise. Perhaps to them, you symbolize the ideal woman/man. They'll think of you as beautiful and elegant & classy (at least classier than them in a sense). Your partner will be very attracted to you and find everything about you lovely. As for your love story, it is incredibly romantic & dreamy! There is usually traditional courting involved with this placement.
Ex: Priscilla Presley has Neptune (°7 Libra) in Libra 4th house. Elvis found Priscilla to be beautiful and courteous despite her age (he was likely attracted to that child-like "purity" of hers as well since she was only 14 when they met. Their relationship was very romantic especially in the beginning. They did have a proper relationship despite the aforementioned age gap!
My mom has Neptune in Sagittarius (°7 Libra) in the 6th house. Both my parents act like high school sweethearts in a way (even though they aren't). You know the good girl & bad boy trope from Crybaby? It's one of my favorite movies but it reminds me of my parents ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ! Or maybe they're closer to Hank & Peggy Hill's relationship (Kind of the Hill). They act like best friends and still do till this day, but can be quite naggy at each other.
Scorpio (°8,°20) | 8th House
Your love story is the least straightforward love story ever & likely the toughest as well. There will be a lot of personal struggles, unforeseen trouble, push & pull and potential squabbling (which could come from a multitude lot of reasons). Your love requires sacrifice, and overcoming trauma, going through the fire to be born anew. It's as if you need to be born again just to be with each other or being together helps you realize a lot of your flaws & inhibitions. This love is revitalizing, hot, & scandalous. Trouble lies ahead but can be rewarding in the end after you've dealt with the trouble. There is always a hot sizzling attraction with this placement & the lovers are usually obsessed/possessive with each other (in both a good & bad way). Though it also means your relationship has the ability to withstand a lot of pressure.
Sagittarius (°9,°21) | 9th House
Your relationship is very fun and entertaining. You and your partner are a humorous and open-minded duo; there is nothing that you cannot share or express with your partner. Even when you become old farts you'll still crack jokes and treat each other as you did in your younger days. You are each other's biggest motivators and energizers. No day with your partner is wasted or left ignored as you have a tendency of sharing your interest, thoughts, and doing/exploring new things together. This is one of the healthiest placements that I've seen in any relationship (provided you are open to playfulness & fooling around at times). You may also travel together often (or to each other).
Ex: Ryan Reynolds has Neptune in Sagittarius (°14 Taurus ) in the 12th house & Blake Lively has Neptune in Capricorn °9 Sagittarius in her 9th house. They were always the fun couple, you can see from how they act, they love to poke fun at each other and entertain each other. Literally trolling one another too. Still, they are both very supportive and most times they seem to be on the same page.
Capricorn (°10,°22) | 10th House
Your FS is very attracted to your professionalism, and your work ethic. Literally being impressed by how "cool", calm & collected you are! There is usually a separation phase which is very prominent in your relationship. Like you can't get with each other at least not face to face often, or something causes a lot of "cold" feelings, detachment & frustrations. A delay for commitment & dating. Your relationship takes time and a lot of effort to maintain, but if you can handle the turbulence, it's smooth sailing from there. Your relationship has the potential to last a very, verrry long time given the right treatment. Most of the people who have this work with their partner but it's not exclusive to that scenario.
Ex: Zendaya has Neptune in Capricorn (°25 Aries) in the 4th house. Tom said in an interview that he found Zendaya's professionalism & down to earth nature very impressive. The dating rumors started very early (on the set on Spider Man when they first started working together in 2017) but their relationship did not develop or at least wasn't that consistent as Zendaya has dated others before they finally got together again in mid 2021. Ever since then, they have been going steady & are engaged.
Safiya Nygaard has Neptune in Capricorn (°20 Scorpio) in the 11th house (conjuncting Uranus). She & Tyler met at university & were friends for a long time before they started dating. Even when they started dating, they were quite preoccupied with their own goals & interests; with Safiya working with Buzzfeed & he had his own technology centered business as well. However, after Safiya started her own Channel & invested time there, he started working with her too (supporting her). They have worked closely together ever since!
Aquarius (°11,°23) | 11th House
Your relationship will be very well known in one way or another. You could be quite popular online if you post couple content, either way, people want to see you & your partner together; people are naturally more attracted/curious about your relationship. Other than that, in a way, your relationship will defy the norm. You change something about how people, view love, commitment and connection. Nobody, literally nobody would ever think you'd be with your partner. On the most basic level, it's different. Can indicate a interracial relationship as well (since that where I've seen it show up the most).
Ex: Beyoncé & Lisa have Neptune in Aquarius. No ho none, nobody, expected either one of them to end up with who they are with now. It was very surprising to the public when both their relationships were revealed.
Guess, who has this placement too? Jungkook! (Neptune in Aquarius °0, 2nd house). For him, it will make sense just a little while longer. You can expect him to end up with someone opposite (much different) of what people thought he would/hoped/wanted to see him with. I'd love to explain, but it's not the time for it. Not yet.
Pisces (°12,°24) | 12th House
Your FS finds you completely enchanting & almost unreal. They could see you as "perfect" as well! The love you have is genuine, and built solely on love and adoration. Your relationship is very private, and you could even keep it hidden from those around you. There is usually some form of distance and delay involved with you & your partner but it's not completely restrictive (remaining mostly in contact). You progress very slowly with your relationship but the love & fascination only grows stronger as time goes by. This is an extremely romantic placement to have.
Ex: Beyoncé has Neptune in Sagittarius (°24 Pisces) in the 2nd house. They met in 2000 but didn't really start dating until around 2002 (speculated due to their collaborations that year). When they started making music together, their brands sort of merged together. Even later in the relationship, a lot of Beyoncé's love songs were centered around Jay-Z & vice versa.
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Sweat - March 25 - word count: 568 - @wolfstarmicrofic
The four fifth-years huddled around the piece of parchment.
It had taken years of their time, almost the entire time that they had already spent at Hogwarts, but it was almost done.
“Right, boys, we just need to sign now,” James said pompously. “Moony, you first- you came up with the idea.”
Remus nodded, dipping his quill into the pre-prepared magical ink, then signing his nickname.
He grinned with relief as the parchment seemed to absorb the ink, and his signature vanished. “Thank Merlin it works, I was sweating my tail off back here.”
James clapped his hands excitedly. “Alright, Moons, choose who signs next.”
Remus would have said Sirius even if his boyfriend hadn’t been looking at him with puppy-dog eyes. Being his boyfriend had perks, sometimes.
“Yes, Pads, your turn,” he sighed, rolling his eyes fondly.
Sirius cheered, pecking Remus on the cheek. “Thanks, Moonlight.”
He did the same thing that Remus had done before him, scrawling Padfoot on the sheet and watching his name fade.
“Wormy’s next,” Sirius said, grinning at James’s look of betrayal and disbelief.
“Sweet,” Peter said, snatching the quill and penning his own name, before handing the quill over to James.
“Thank you, Pete,” he said. “You’re a good friend, unlike someone.” He shot Sirius a playful glare.
Sirius stuck out his tongue. “It’s not my fault you’re always pining after Lily. Payback, Prongs.”
“Oh, fuck you,” James said in mock-anger, putting his own nickname on the parchment rather aggressively.
“No thanks, Moony’s already doing that quite well.”
“Oh, we know,” Peter said dryly. “We can hear, and no offense, Remus- your silencing charms are shite.”
“Oi, shuddup,” Remus said, flushing a deep beetroot. “We have a bit more to do.”
“The blood?”
“The blood,” he confirmed. “Now everyone stick out a finger- just a little cutting hex, and we’re done.”
James looked slightly queasy. “Are you sure we need this to finish the map?”
“If you want to add our personalities, then yes. Padfoot can confirm.”
Everyone looked at Sirius, who nodded in affirmation. “We need blood magic to infuse the Map with us. Otherwise it’s just another map.”
“Fine,” James huffed, looking away. “Just tell me when you’re done bleeding me dry.”
“We are done, Prongs,” Remus said amusedly. “Sirius was a great distraction. Now, let’s see what it does.” He pointed his wand at the parchment and muttered, “Revelio.”
Instantly, messages began to form.
Messr. Prongs is judging Mr. Lupin for forgetting the password already.
Messr. Padfoot would like Mr. Lupin to know that he looks quite dashing and intelligent today and that he would quite like to take Mr. Lupin to bed.
Messr. Wormtail would like for Messr. Padfoot to kindly shut the fuck up about Mr. Lupin.
Messr. Moony has no comment, for he is flipping Messr. Padfoot off with his incorporeal finger.
Messr. Padfoot would like to say that Messr. Moony has wounded him deeply and should now make up for it with kisses.
Messr. Prongs is attempting to strangle Messr. Padfoot with imaginary hands.
And on and on it went.
Remus whooped. “It’s working! Finally, thank Merlin.”
“I think Messr. Padfoot is right, Moons,” Sirius purred, scooting closer to his boyfriend. “You are very smart, and I would quite like to take you to bed.”
“And I think Messr. Wormtail is right,” Peter interrupted. “Stop traumatizing me, guys. I’ve already heard way too much.”
#peter my icon my pookie#also guys an english teacher was interviewing at my school today and when i say he looked EXACTLY like luigi mangione i mean it#ugh hes so pookie omg hes so nice too?? and apparently hes a good teacher toooooo#emi writes sometimes#sirius being sirius#remus lupin#maraudersera#sirius x remus#sirius orion black#sirius loves remus#sirius black x remus lupin#sirius black#remus x sirius#remus lupin x sirius black#remus loves sirius#remus and sirius#remus john lupin#james being james#james fleamont potter#marauders map#james potter#peter pettigrew#aroace peter pettigrew#marauders era#marauders#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#the marauders#wolfstar#dead gay wizards from the 70s
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I am at this scene right now in my rewatch and it is DESTROYING ME like it always does.
Because one of Kerry's defining motivations is searching for family. Wanting to belong, to fit in somewhere, and to be loved. And she tries this in a number of ways, including trying to find her birth parents, her numerous failed attempts at entry into the ER found family unit, arguably her whole ambition that gets mistaken for pure Machiavellianism (that is a Much longer story).
Here she is literally trying to hire a father figure. She says she loves Lawrence like a father. In her mind this is the best thing ever to happen. She's still suffering from a completely self-caused social backlash (one of very few) in that deal she made with Romano, and here she can do what she always thought she could do but has never worked before and never will again: use her power to get people to love her! Her deal with the devil was worth it because now she can hire her dad! He can work with her! And now she isn't alone! She has someone in the building! Who cares about her!
And he says so. That is a huge deal. He tells everyone who will listen how great he thinks Kerry is and he tells her all the time he thinks she's amazing. He tells her fun little stories of their time working together. He compliments her intelligence and her leadership, and he respects her policies (even the goofy badge idea). Some of that is just to cover when he forgets things and needs her to focus on other stuff, but even then he means it. After years of constant mockery and constant rejection. Mockery and rejection from the people Lawrence is now praising her to. You can practically feel how elated she is to have him there through the screen. She has someone to talk to, someone who is always happy to see her. She really is just so happy. It's everything she ever wanted, going back to when she first hired that PI. She found a parent.
And then it crumbles. And she fucking grabs at the vanishing particles, the way she insists that no, it isn't possible, he isn't sick, he doesn't have to leave, please, don't make him, she needs him, please. Then, because the writers hate her and me and human decency, there's the knife twist that she has to fire him and he storms out on her. She is forced to wreck this relationship just like she has wrecked all her other ER relationships.
ER is supposed to be a found family. It hasn't been for Kerry, until Lawrence. Now she behaves exactly like the loved ones of patients who are going to die. Telling their clearly dying family members about miracle cures, telling them to hang on just a little longer. She can't let go. Because she was happy. More than that, she doesn't want to be alone again.
The suicide element, just as Kerry is working herself up about clinical trials and hope is a brilliant piece of writing. It is also fascinating given that Kerry is someone who is (or at least will be, I will probably write much more on this when I get to s8e1 because holy shit) periodically suicidal. Also the fact that the end of Lawrence's speech is "nobody coming to see me." This is also hell for Kerry. She understands this.
So the "I'll come and see you" is 1) True. When Kerry finds the woman she thinks is her mother in the nursing home, she cares for her arguably too well, beyond the woman's wishes. She sits by her bed. Talks to her. Spends every moment she can with her. Despite all evidence that woman: doesn't know where she is, who she is, doesn't know Kerry is there. Kerry will show up no matter what. 2) in Kerry's mind, enough. One person made all the difference for her these past couple episodes. Just to have one person there is a game changer.
There's something horribly ominous in the way the last scene of the episode isn't this scene but Jeanie packing up. I think it's supposed to be ending on a happier note, but it drives home that Kerry also lost HER ONE OTHER REAL FRIEND THIS EPISODE. She is now very isolated. She'll be pretty much alone facing the paradigm shift of season 7 (for the aftereffects of that, see my comment on s8e1).
In conclusion: The show loves to torture Kerry Weaver because it thinks it is either funny, moral, or standard-trope-so-who-cares to torture the neurodivergent lesbian, but this was actually very well done so it gets a pass. The tragedy here is peak.
#character analysis#meta analysis#irene's signature “this was supposed to be one paragraph and now I could submit it for a grade” type of post#but seriously I hate this show sometimes how dare they make my precious cry#a rare example of when the show torturing Kerry is actually very sound storytelling and not done just to make Kerry suffer Just Because#(most examples have some justification but could be scrapped in context of the overall gratuitousness---this could not)#The Themes#The Loneliness#my poor darling#I want to hug her through the screen#she was so close to achieving her Big Character Motivation#my precious girl#this scene also made me cry but it made Kerry cry which is WORSE#she actually doesn't cry that much#she even only does the “super scarily quiet voice break” once a season or so#and here she starts sobbing and oh no my girl I want to say it gets better but it doesn't bc it gets worse#Anyway if you follow me for House MD you should watch ER for Kerry Weaver#I have posts comparing House and Weaver that hold up pretty well#Completely different show vibes but if you like your blorbos emotionally devastated yearning for any semblance of love and self defeating#Trying to hold their emotions/vulnerabilities/queerness far deep down inside until boom! Trauma explosion So Many Dead
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…the way forward, the steady path, the flowing breeze— the illuminated future. Like blocks that rise, like the sound of love. Yes, your match has to be…

જ⁀➴ DRACO MALFOY
After book 7.
To preface— I felt like you were beckoning me to choose him already with your descriptors of platinum blond hair, but this is fine— he would’ve been my choice for you anyways. And about the autism thing… me too girl🙂↔️ I understand it.. I can’t stand my bedsheets when it’s raining because it feels weird on my skin
❏ To preface, I want to speak a bit towards what I can surmise from both you and Draco. The impression I have from you is.. someone who is as steady as a block, yet is able to become carved and changed… someone who is truly “there”, where one may notice, and become somewhat nervous upon doing so, from your quietness that seeps from the daydreams which proliferated your mind. On the other hand, Draco— to my impression, is a “wet cat”. A scary cat, with an austere gaze, yet the softest fur once he allows your hands on him. Let me explain:
❏ The very mobilizing factor for your relationship is your self-will, and his subservience. Indeed, the somewhat mysterious, possessive, and almost intimidating man is at his core, a child obedient to his parents, who he only breaks from once his true values are tested. He cracks under pressure, he pays a student to take his stead to avoid quidditch—in short he runs away. But you do not allow this; some people may describe you as headstrong, arrogant, prideful— maybe some of which is true to a certain extent, but you do not back down. When you fight with your friends, you stand until the bitter end. Yet you have the courtesy and the patience to consider others, you apologize when you must, and maybe it will take you some time to admit what you were wrong about outwardly to others, but you will show it with your actions. When he sees you, he sees inspiration. He sees the will to move forward, he can picture you looking pointedly at him. You are true to yourself, authentic, genuine— he does not have to worry when it comes to expressing himself to you, because he knows you will make an effort to listen. He knows you are harsh towards yourself, from the way you described yourself, yet your love for animals, your willingness to continue onwards, your relationship with your friends, your softness—that is important, very much so— internally, hidden away. He is drawn to you inexplicably—he is—shallow. Cunning, intelligent, perhaps— but he has hidden himself within the confinement of what it means to be himself, his privilege and his family began to define him. You humble him, and make him grounded. You’re blunt and honest, really he thinks you are a bit daft at social situations at times—don’t you know that if you played a bit of tongue service you wouldn’t have to put up with that annoying professor any longer? Ah, but it’s fine since you have him around. He’ll usher you out after he helps you handle the situations you feel absolutely tired of handling. After all, he is the one who puts fervor into caring about social situations, and you are the one who drives the extrapersonal narrative between the two of you. This dichotomy makes you two match and complete each other. The two of you are very opposite when it comes to the way you express yourself— Draco is very theatrical, dramatic, while you are much more satirical and forthcoming. The interactions the two of you have are absolutely hilarious to you (this may be different during your first years together), he definitely up plays his drama, while you playfully shut down his ideas. He pretends to act like a puppy towards you as a result until you concede and play along with him. Riley, please… the two of you tease each other and really try to one up each other. Oops, you forgot to bring your quill? He’s going to boop you on the nose with an extra quill using locomotor (the nicest one he can give)
❏ when it comes to interests, he absolutely finds your love for animals endearing. With how you are used to living in a rural area, the manor would be a perfect place for you and Willow to play around in! After the sky clears up, the sun is rather bright, and the wilderness in their land are rather spacious— would you want a horse? Or a capybara? Whatever pet you fancy— let’s get them all, he notes. Non-magical animals are so much more interesting and less intimidating than those magical creatures… he doesn’t understand how you’re able to get along with them so well.
❏ knowing you are well read is definitely something which matters too. Draco is a person who is hard to please, and hard to open up truly about his inner feelings sometimes, not only that, he has a limited amount of interest in everything (spoiled boy alert!!) The fact that you understand so much mythologies across the vestiges of time became something of interest to him— I can see him go bug eyed and completely affixed at your explanations of what you have read, allocating his interest and attention, like a moth to a flame. The fact that you have so much daydreams make him a bit jealous sometimes though… you should be paying more attention to your boyfriend!! But he loves learning more and more about you.
❏ Draco may be more athletic than you, but he’s also extremely socially seeking — he would love to have simple romantic dinners with you, or watch the stars together in the house. You seem like someone who doesn’t have high energy when it comes to going out, outside of your physical condition—you are probably alright with it, but it is not as if you are very pumped up about it, correct? Either way, he’s also alright with that. More to spoil you with ♡ I have a feeling the two of you will start to fight on Christmas in who gave the most presents because he wants to treat you like a princess and you are just you.
❏ Aristotle once said that love is the mutual love you find virtue for each other’s virtues and character, “one soul in two bodies.” what does he do—naturally, as himself—for you then? His disposition is one of tenderness towards his loved ones, where he does not push, but the direction he takes the two of you in makes the both of you less sharp around the edges, more kind to yourself, more consciously tactful, more empowered. I have a feeling confident is an important part for yourself, and he really helps to put you up there. The main issue within the relationship is how much you could really initially tolerate and concede to each other, which is not very great because getting to this point was full of rocks and complicated things. The two of you, at your first few years in Hogwarts, believe each other to be arrogant. Neither of you back down, even if you are much more quiet, and especially because he himself is very calculatedly callous and knows where to hit you when you two are in conflict with one another. Despite being in the same house, you hold very differing beliefs, and not only that, he is truly extremely arrogant and promoted his own self preservation above his peers at that point in time.
❏ I find the idea of this relationship very cute— you are sometimes snappy, but not harsh— he is very snappy, but most of all awkward. I can see Draco attempting to hold hands with you, and upon feeling that foreign touch of another’s hand, you startle away. He is devastated(😭), and you realize what he was doing, and the both of you feel flushed, looking away. “What were you doing?” He cannot respond. (I die in the distance watching the two of you)

as you could see, I already mixed in a lot of my head canons and ship tropes alongside the reasons for it for you. Here are some additional headcanons and ship tropes I have for the two of you!
♡ TROPES THROUGHOUT THE AGES…
how was Riley and Draco?
ENEMIES to LOVERS…
SECRET ADMIRER + LOVE LETTERS
SECRET relationship
Hate to LOVE you -> DRACO
SLOWBURN
Dramatic x Not Impressed
It’s impervious to know that the way the two of you fell in love was a slow, slow process…
Firstly— he only became aware of you differently during his 6th year, as the pressure of his task bit at him. Every time as he went to classes, he passed by, and saw you sat on a tree trunk alone, petting what looks to be a Knarl, and snorted. At first, he thought you were lonesome, that your forthright personality had jabbed away at the people who you could’ve been friends with. But one day, he saw a group of people approaching you, wearing colors from different houses— your friends. Suddenly, the image of that lonesome girl shattered as you allowed one to lay on your lap. The serenity of that atmosphere, and your expression… it made him envious. He.. wanted to be rid of this task. He wanted to be like that again, with his friends… are they his friends?
From that point on, his view of you slowly morphed.
He didn’t mean to send any love letters— he can’t keep any diaries, it wouldn’t be good if he was caught. But if he didn’t get his feelings out someway, he thinks it will suddenly explode back onto him. It lied on his desk, addressed to you. Crabble, thinking it was a letter of slander or whatever mischief Draco was on, delivered it to you discreetly, left on your vanity. Imagine the shock! His name was not signed, and almost excitedly, you opened up the first love letter you have received since going to Hogwarts…
𖦹°‧ OTHER HEADCANONS~
Takes you onto romantic horse rides to get an excuse to hold your waist (officer it’s this one right here points at Draco)
His eyes will be drifting to your daydream addled face in face during classes, and when he catches himself he gets pink and covers his face with one hand, like he’s over with himself. “What am I doing?”
Laps? Laps? You best bet Draco Malfoy ALREADY made an appointment with those thighs ☹️ It’s for him only now. Does his fucking homework while he’s relaxing there, content like a fat cat.
Suddenly hugs you from the back, and nestles his head onto your shoulder. It’s his way to de-stressing from a rough day, and the two of you end up cuddling and falling asleep on the bed sometimes. Who’s big spoon and who’s little spoon? You’re little spoon of course— he makes you feel really protected with how warm he runs. The two of you both really don’t like the piercing cold so much, so during winters, a lot of time is spent on the couches and beds!
He’s kind of scared when you said you weren’t really afraid of death.
Self care is very important for managing health! Draco isn’t the best at managing stress either, but the two of you can get through that together. What on earth are you doing to your poor nails? He rests your hands on his for some trimming and manicures… even though he’s not good at helping with stress, he can help you with feeling better physically! Especially with how he becomes in the future, a much more tender, gentle soul. Get ready for some massages if you start feeling sore.

𖦹°‧ SONGS!
I have to warn you, I’m bad at picking songs with lyrics, so I’ve picked two songs without them for you in addition.



❏ 。𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ MOODBOARD…

❏ 。𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ
What an unusual patronus! That is…
❏ 。𖦹°‧⭑.ᐟ A CHEETAH!

Having a cheetah Patronus means you are confident and have a fiery personality. Common to Slytherin, you are likely very independent, but have a close circle of lifelong friends that you will do anything for.
Cheetahs can run up to 70mph and will easily chase down even the fastest Dementor. With the cheetah Patronus, you are in safe hands!
— POTTERMORE
In addition to this, here are some other sources I read that fit you! [1] [2]
My personal interpretation adds onto all of this— when I first read your description of “don’t want to be touched, but want to be touched”, I thought of a cat! They’re very territorial (possessive), protective, and caring of their young and pack mates. Leopards are usually considered somewhat elusive and “shy.”

If I had an alternate house, I would 100% pick Ravenclaw! However, I have heard an analysis that a person’s Hogwarts house is actually the trait they ADMIRE instead of just what they embody, and they grow to embody it because of that admiration. That is why I have assigned this house. I know the explanations are very scarce, but I can tell you do admire ambition, people who are strong willed usually do.
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In my personal opinion, Tails is a very interesting character in Sonic Prime. No, I don't mean Nine, that's a different person in a different universe. No, I mean the Tails in the 'original' universe (before the whole Paradox Prism incident of course).
Although Tails is in fact demonstrated as a side character before the Paradox Prism incident because Sonic is the main focus (duh), if we take a closer look, we can view that in EP1 S1 of Sonic Prime and the flashbacks that contains throughout the series, it showcase how Sonic's struggles and flaws impact on his best friends, but mostly his closest friend and family even, Tails.
(They will be spoilers of sonic prime underneath so if you haven't watched uh... please do or else uh, read along).
One of the greatest examples that I can provide to you is the scene where Sonic makes the huge earthquake due to Eggman's sneaky plan. While Sonic is putting on a big show, just being his cocky old self, Knuckles and Amy are fighting the badniks on the ground while Tails is flying his Tornado up high for tactical reasons. Yet, Tails' great intelligence and quick thinking picks up that this could be a trap and tries to warn to the blue hedgehog that it's a trap, yelling to Sonic. But, Sonic doesn't listen.
Why? Well, this isn't because that Sonic is heartless and doesn't care about his friends. He does care about his friends, a lot actually. It's just his flaws 'getting the better of him'. His impulsiveness to making decisions without second thinking it through and his impatience of wanting to get things done as soon as possible rather than preciously thinking about the situation and doing it through and him wanting to do things his own way of what he thinks is better for himself, his friends and other people around him without taking in consideration of the impact of other people from time to time, basically ADHD in a nutshell but, let's just not take this as headcanon reasons for now. And when Eggman insults Tails for his mutation, well, that was the end of it because Sonic's desire to protect his friends from danger which can be another weakness if it is overprotectiveness and blinds the character of the situation of the after effects which does indeed happen. (Not saying that weaknesses are bad or anything. Weaknesses and flaws are just what makes us more human or to common fiction sense, more real to the characters that the audience views. Especially to characters like Sonic who is often depicted as this perfect hero in most forms of media, mostly because he is written as a static character and a symbolism of hope rather than a hero who makes mistakes and has they're own quirks and whatnot).
Because of this, Sonic attacks the robot which triggers an explosion or earthquake beyond his capabilities, exploding a mountain that was nearby, a leading success to Eggman's plans which Sonic and his friends don't know just yet. Although Sonic is like "Yippee! We did it, we destroyed Eggman!", he quickly discovers that Eggman wasn't in the robot but a device inside of it and sees Tails flying his plane back to the workshop without another word. While Knuckles and Amy identifies that Tails is rather bothered and upset, it takes Sonic a little longer to piece it together because of his another personality trait - his low-empathy of struggling to understand other people's or even his own feelings and struggles. I mean, he does the dumbest face of :I when he tries to process of what just happened (I couldn't find the picture but, you can see what I mean).
Afterwards, the next scene takes place in Tails' workshop when the hedgehog apologizes to the fox about his mistake of not listening to Tails, the two-tailed genius pushes down his feelings and brushes it off which then quickly jumps to Rouge entering and telling them about the Paradox Prism.
To be honest, this scene confuzzled me for months because of how Tails' character was written. His verbal interaction felt emotionless as if he didn't care that Sonic didn't listen to him this point, although it was clear that he was upset when he left to his workshop at the last scene beforehand. I personally thought that it was just either some bad voice acting of the character because he is a kid and usually quite expressive or that it just another bad interpretation of Tails. Until like, literally today, I came up to the interesting conclusion that maybe that the fox was in fact lying to Sonic and wasn't actually fine, masking his feelings for the better of it. Going off by the fact that the whole point of the plot is to showcase how Sonic's 'flaws' impacted him as a character as well as his relationships around him and how it impacts on his character arc throughout the whole entire plot, I came to the conclusion that it was just a really sneaky way of sliding in the fact that Tails was indeed impacted on Sonic's 'flaws' but hides his thoughts and perspective rather than expressing it. This can be for a number of reasons, like his anxiety and how it sometimes forces him to not speak problems that affected him, how he looks up to Sonic as a role model and this big brother figure (afraid of letting him down and being a burden), because of what actually happened where Sonic defended Tails when Eggman insulted the fox for his weird mutation (perhaps relieved an thankful that his big brother did that although there was big consequences) and the interesting contract of him and Nine. You see, Nine is an alternated version of Tails right? A version of Tails of 'What if Sonic didn't meet Tails? What would happen to him as a character?' and that type of stuff. If we, let's say replace Tails with Nine in this scene, Nine would literally aggressively lash out on Sonic for not listening. But in this case, Tails just kept it to himself just it was nothing. It just shows how bad it has gotten to the point where Tails is not bothered to deal with it.
But here is the thing: No matter how annoying Sonic can be, Tails still loves him and cares about him. Like for example where Tails, Amy, Knuckles and Rouge were dealing with the badniks on the mountain and the fox praying that the blue blur would show up soon and the palm tree scene where Tails explains a shared memory of the two brothers that further gives Amy a point about how the palm tree symbolizes the shared strong connections around them. We can also use the evidence of where Sonic goes through that portal thingy (I have no idea what it is called but, it sets in EP1 S1 after Sonic destroys the Paradox Prism), Tails says things like 'I don't need an army when I have you Sonic' or 'I always need you' (i kinda forget, don't mind me) and the little ghost figures in the later two seasons shown in Ghost Hills. This yet again shows the obvious contrast between Tails and Nine and how they deal with situations if it affected them personally due to their different backstories.
I would of liked if at the end of S3 at the end of the episode, it had a little scene where Sonic would personally apologize to Tails for being a bad friend (and brother) and would not let the fox brush it off, the blue hedgehog wanting to show him that he cares very much of Tails' thoughts and emotions at the end of the day. But uh, of course the writers didn't do that (i hated S3, I swear).
Anyways, that was my yap session. What are your thoughts??
#sonic the hedgehog#sth#miles tails prower#sonic and tails#sonic series#tails needs therapy i swear#sonic prime#sonic fandom#yapping#yap yap yap#professional yapper#just yappin#nine tails#uh#im cool
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maybe controversial take, but i like to think of erik being mostly a huge ladies’ man (look at all the bitches he gets canonically, he can’t NOT love the ladies) but charles is just...... this HUGE exception, lmfao. for a while he was totally oblivious to the fact that he was into charles like that but then one day it smacked him HARD across the face that their Very Special Friendship is actually romantic. he’s since embraced being a bisexual disaster but before charles he had no clue.
would be even funnier if erik and charles had already fooled around a couple times before erik actually realized he was attracted to him. who among us hasn’t fucked their completely platonic bro??
it cant be a controversial take if youre onto something my friend .....
#snap chats#now some might say that a beautiful woman and charles xavier are not that different. are they right? who's to say really.#erik spedning time with charles and getting that gross feeling in his chest known as love and just thinking#'ah yeah no this is simply because charles is an esteemed colleague of mine whom i respect immensely'#completely ignoring the homosexual ideas he has in the back of his mind he is forcibly ignoring those. Charles Is His Friend. His Ally.#but does erik want him to be more ........ dare he think it .... nay ......... he is being foolish ....#it is only because charles was the first mutant he knew .. that is why he feels so special about him... surely no other reason ...#surely not because his Intelligent-If-Not-Frustratingly-Idealistic friend is incredibly handsome with beautiful lips and gorgeous eyes no..#lowkey is canon tho .... like it is gen so funny how often these two will say Very Flowery Shit about each other#like guys thats ..... hm ..... far beyond anything id say about my friend really !!!!!! maybe im just an asshole tho idk !!!!#im still not over that bit where charles was like 'yeah erik and i spend hours if not days on the phone. our wives are very confused'#girl your wives are confused cause theyre still yalls wives they are going to divorce yall so you two can get together instead 😭😭#in any case ... always a big fan of What Are We hcs ... shit makes me laugh forever ...#wdym yall basically raise a mansion of kids and talk about being each others everythings and youre still like 'we're just friends right'#my guy can be eight inches in his best friend and still be like 'surely this what all friends do'. ridiculous. i love them.
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some original character designs from a while ago
they’re college students in the late 90’s dealing with with some spooky paranormal stuff
(more info in the tags)
#Caspar is the paranoid insomniatic college dropout.#he’s the one plagued with the paranormal stuff. disaster follows him wherever he goes. hes like a bad luck magnet#And he’s constantly seeing spooky stuff. he doesn’t leave his house often. bc he’s very anxious#Theo is his childhood friend who is sort of drifting apart from him#he’s very outgoing and tries to be a good friend to him despite them being total opposites#he’s a skeptic. and sort of the straight man to all of the paranormal nonsense#Lilith is the mysterious girl#she’s an expert on all things occult— she’s a psychic and spirit medium#shes brash snarky and short tempered w a big ego but also intelligent and skilled at what she does#she senses something very evil within Caspar.#That’s how far I’ve gotten with the concepts. I’m having fun lol#original characters#ocs#character design#concept art#paranormal#sketch#illustration#late 90s#ghosts#artists on tumblr#my art#mine#original character
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rewatched atsv yet again a bit ago and having so many pd thoughts.sighs
#vixen rambles#WAS TALKING W CLAV ABOUT THE AU I WAS THINKING OF MAKING A FEW MONTHS BACK#and like. the thing is that ashe will or dakota could fit into miles’ role (wiwi especially because of his intelligence and observation-#skills. he’s really smart). BUT because this is entirely from my brain and unforch i am the number 1 dakota cole brainrotter .#i think that dakota would really fit in2 miles’ place; and tide as his father.#ESP cause of the commentary 2 be given on if capes existed in an au like that or not. and if tide was a hero chasing after a vigilante like-#dakota yknow. AND !!! i think that doug could rlly be like aaron. t b h .#and idk. ashe as gwen because of the strained relationship with father + everlasting guilt complex + color palette + trans allegory ☝️#here’s how spider demonkicks can still win !#(granted mark also strongly reminds me of miguel ? but also not tbh? it’s complicated. BUT mark and tide as miguel and his wife…. ouagh)#and sammy said will could kind of be like spider noir. cause they r both detectives and both have the color palette#but wiwi does NOT have his swag </3. but whatever my aus never closely follow their inspo ☝️#and tbh vyncent would definitely be like. omg what’s her name…#PENNY i think. the girl who’s best friends w her spider and made a little mech suit for it. i think playing w that could kind of -#incorporate the greats yknow? like maybe theyre other spiders somehow bound to vyncent and he’s one of the original anomalies as well.#yknow ?????
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crying whenever i talk about Cookie9 because all my friends have these interesting and unique theories on them while i take everything too literally and they all just stare at me like “dude… uuugh we r TIRED” <-they dont actually say this they are very kind to me but i can Feel It
#my version of them is centered around their blog version with the ‘personality’ of their steam review and like a bunch of HC#i developed them with the implication that they’re Real but i’m a bit iffy on it#because all my friends have theories about how they’re from the narrator’s consciousness which is sick as hell#and i’m unsure how to actually structure everything or if i should go the same route so i can get approval from them </3#my friends r the real reviewer fans even though they dont plague themselves over them every day and im so sad that i don’t know anythinggg#gggggggggggg#like im p sure they genuinely hate the stuff i make about cookie9 and im just. scrumbles myself. sorry im Trying :( i’m not smart#or good at writing or even media literate#whatever that term means#all i have is love in my heart for them i don’t know anything at all#ouhghghhg they hate It so much but i cant do anything else and it’s all i have#like all my cookie9 stuff works on the ‘what if their blog self Was Real’ but i’m not actually sure how to fit it all into my actual parabl#stuff because i still havent worked out how my parable itself works#and people probably don’t think i know enough and i don’t think they’ll approve if i try. so i Don’t#tempted to blame this on my like. general crushing lack of intelligence caused by both physical and mental reasons#but i want to believe i could do better if i try? but that’s incredibly hopeful#i’ll be stuck here forever i think#<-guy who. whenever Anything wrong happens ever. just goes back to ‘oh yeah its because im dumb as fuckign rocks. due to the Incidents’#i am very scared of the possibility that it is possible for me to be anything more because that implies that i’m stupid because i didnt try#even though i’m trying very very fucking hard and every time i get something wrong way more than anyone else i’ve ever known#and they hate me for it . MAN!!!!!!!!!#<-brain is lying 2 me i think nobody hates me or . whatever. it still feels like it though im just saying this because i dont want anyone t#think people genuinely hate me for being stupid. i mean. people DO. but not my friends ☝️#man i can’t even get into the buglivia crap either because she is so abstracted from her actual review#girl w identity issues and also the general normal Changing A Lot Through Time. i scrumble her. around#her Self during 2018 would in fact be in character for the review.i want to draw her during that time. she took everything so seriously </3#tbh my version of her does react well to TSP humor but at the time she felt like she wasn’t allowed 2 Do Her Thing and tried to seem#more professional and Normal and it seeped into EVERYTHING for a bit#cookie9 though just genuinely found the narrator annoying and patronizing. its just not his thing and thats fine#<-random nonsensechemical reviewer bits hidden inside the vents. SEND POST.
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going fucking insane why is everyone i talk to 100% on board with the rapidly increasing militarization of our society. 'yes but russia! we need to protect ukraine and europe' listen i understand the sentiment. but has any situation in this world ever been resolved by an arms race. no. in fact things have always gotten worse. meanwhile you're advocating for the further establishment of the state's monopoly on violence and the expansion of military activity in every single aspect of our society, physically as well as ideologically. get well soon i guess.
#we literally had a whole ass cold war did that solve anything? no it only made people paranoid and anxious#my dad literally tells me as a teenager if he was cycling to school he'd watch the horizon for a mushroom shaped cloud#have arms races in the past only led to more war and violence? yes.#does militarization aid the weapon industry. also yes.#probably a lot to say abt the impact of militarization on like. global power structures and neocolonialism as well#i also wish ukraine could win this war and reclaim all the land it's lost to russia up til now#but this war is being used as an excuse to ramp up military industrial complex output across the board#and sow fear. 'we need to fund the military bc what if we get attacked :(' and there goes ur national budget#people who say stuff like 'we need to show russia what we can do' do you think russia is going to take that as anything but a provocation#FRUSTRATION. friend of mine had the option to work in sustainable energy but chose weapon industry instead#another friend of mine is seriously considering joining national intelligence services to idk spy on russia? im going to go insane
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Time for more eternal gales isat au, this time featuring Sier as Isabeau, creating a sprite I can never use next to Aris’ because despite my best efforts it would make them look tall
#keese draws#eternal gales#oc#oc art#isat#in stars and time#this one didn’t take nearly as long as the aris one but I think I suffered for it more from the clothes alone#siffrin made me forget I suck at drawing clothes rip#this was also harder because of how much trickier it was to try and adapt siers design to feel fitting enough for my standards#they have a very stylized design compared to most of the others#I kind of took the lazy route out by keeping most of their original shapes in tact but it’s fine#sier in this au would serve the needed role of emotionally intelligent bestie who is also too scared to cross boundaries to do much#but despite this I do think they’d actually get the suspicion quest in this au#mostly because mase is a furry artist not a nerd and sier would be more likely to look at aris and go bro. are you in a fucking timeloop.#it also differs in that aris doesn’t yell at sier abt it instead looping before they can finish because she can’t handle hearing them be#right on the money about this thing that she thought she was handling perfectly#she doesn’t want to fail them she doesn’t want them to realize she’s failed them she doesn’t want to be a burden she doesn’t want them to#‘realize’ they’re better off without her#aris is Incredibly resistant to accepting help on most serious issues because shes convinced that it’s her responsibility to deal with it#by herself and that if she can’t then she’s a failure and worse than useless#I mean in canon eternal gales she literally loses her eye and arm because of that#in this au she just lost them how sif lost his eye but she still has. complexes abt all that.#but yeah sier also differs wildly from isa in many Many other ways as does the rest of the cast from their assigned characters#for sier they rly aren’t the jock of the group at all instead being more of the guy who keeps the mood lighthearted at all times lest they#die of stress because the others haven’t said anything in a whole 30 seconds#aka they’re the self assigned peacekeeper who doesn’t actually need to constantly keep the peace because no one’s fighting but they still#feel like they need to so they dance and dance and dance for their friends until they collapse from exhaustion#metaphorically ofc#this is why they’re both terrified to confront aris when she starts acting a bit fucked up but also why they still do sometimes anyways#they talk abt this a lil bit in their friend quest as they talk abt how they want to change but are scared to
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another big disconnect b/w twt fandom and tumblr fandom is that people on here are in agreement that hirano doesn't actually have all his shit together. he's stupid as hell. three working braincells one for school one for kagi one also for kagi but for overthinking everything about him
#already said in a different posts tags that the mom friend box flattens him out#into just Capable And Smart#well he is. hes also an idiot. like this guy does no introspection whatsoever in his life#you know that (debunked) theory of intelligence types. yeah this guy's got two: academic and kagi-kun. everything else is a mystery#my personal theory is that the majority of ssmy (ie everything after sasaki confesses) happens after kghr are already together#so he's actually got more of his shit together by then and it shows#but until then. my guy is a hot mess#i imagine it extends into adult au as well given that kghr doesnt happen at all so lmao#kghr
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Grades r fake and basically don't matter as soon as you leave school but I am an academic bitch currently applying for grad school and man I am so glad I have the specific brain function that made it possible for me to get really good grades. Was just outright told by a professor that he agreed to meet with me & potentially take me on as a student because my GPA is very impressive. Thanks to my parents for the good brain genes and thanks to past me for doing all that schoolwork it is making this specific chapter of my life so much easier
#lab book#does make me a little sad bc id rather be judged on the things i care about & the things i do and the things i work hard for#whereas my grade r just like. yeah my brain is good at math problems. didnt have to try i can just do em#it's luck of the draw in a lot of ways whether you're the type to get good grades or not & i truly believe it doesnt signify intelligence#some of my friends who r smarter & more driven than me got worse grades than i did. it's dumb#obviously i am the one privileged by the dumb grading system im not complaining about that. i just wish it were different
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oh yeah i got my reloadable bus pass today and the guy at the office was behind this thick glass to protect him and all that, but refused to use his mic to speak to me so i could hear him. i couldn't hear him speak over the glass and the rickety loud automatic door constantly opening so he resorted to getting angry at me and yelling instead of just... using the mic
i love it when people think i can't hear because im stupid actually and think being yelled at is great
#msposts#text#complaining#literally why does everyone act like people who cant hear well do it on purpose#do u think i enjoy not being able to hear my friends and family talk to me very well??#do u think i enjoy never being able to understand anyone over an overhead speaker??#do u think i love going out every day knowing if i have to talk someone i risk being yelled at angrily??#do u think thats my goal???#do u think hearing is somehow tied to my intelligence and that because i can't hear well it must mean im just stupid???#because you're fucking stupid if you do
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HELLOOOOO I LOVE THEM SO VERY MUCH ???????
#the way spyper goes seeee youuuu ;)#and heavy's it is good day ^_^#they're literally bestest friends#the freak fights series had so much lovely and care put into it in general#there's lots of fun details like this little reenactment spyper does right here#literally so fucking awesomw they're saving my life .......#brick.talk#intelligent heavy#spyper
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actually i do something more to say! everyone lost their minds about how amazing ashton's "the gods can ask me for help" speech was and you know why he even got to that point, instead of abstaining, instead of deflecting, instead saying nothing? because FCG pushed that whole conversation to that point! because they didn't just drop it and respectfully back off, and go "oh sorry for bothering you".
he's not your shitty family or annoying friend, he's a pretend robot. they're fictional characters, they have to push each other! that's how the character growth happens! if he's not over-earnest to the point of annoying the other characters you don't GET that good moment for another character.
hell go way way earlier. FCG says something rude and dismissive about a drunk guy and ashton pushes back and gets another good speech where they get to lay out some of their personal beliefs and stuff. (followed by a week of hot takes about how FCG is judgemental and terrible and needs to be put in his place and isn't ashton the best, the kindest, the most moral) he's been doing this the whole entire time and everyone has hated him for it all along
like everytime i see a hot take about how annoying FCG is, how rude, how he's actually not good at therapy or helping people or being religious and boy, i sure hope someone corrects him! i sure hope another character (lets be real, Ashton) gives him a lecture! i sure hope he changes his ways and learns to be better! and i'm like. yeah, he probably will. that's where his fucking character arc is going. i know nobody cares about FCG's arc or believes they have one because they're just a bunch of unfunny bits in a trench coat to them, but it's been "FCG learns to be a person" this whole time
#i shouldn't just pick on the FCG-Ashton dynamic here#tbh everyone does this if FCG isn't nice enough to their fav#but bc they're ashton's starting buddy people like. REALLY get worked up when FCG annoys/offends/upsets ashton.#let us not forgot the month long saga of 'FCG is a bad friend' posts for the crime of not talking about Ashton when they aren't around#anyway. anyway. like i said. i have nothing intelligent to say. talking this much gives me hives i'm going back to my cave
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