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Very shitty stick figure doodle of Hirano, Ichinose, and Hanzawa getting all dolled up for a tea party where they gush about how amazing Kagi is 🥰

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

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(tiktok)

cool, calm and collected strongwoman queen, gabi dixson 👑 with the 330lbs per hand

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omg you reblopped my kghr art recently HAPPY

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG SMOOCHES ‼️‼️‼️

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i think about the kagihira nurse room band-aid scene a lot ……

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what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

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Mary Anning's ghosts

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you don't even have to act to get an oscar anymore atp might as well let ai fuck your wives too

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i really need to know why hirano is The Way He Is, as in his backstory from when he was even younger and why he chose the delinquent life and why he quit track and didn't join any clubs after and what was with his bandaged nose in that one middle school art. but also i've read butai ni sake and im Scared of what harusono might cook up

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before it gets bad I'm just gonna tell y'all certain rich people have literally only recently noticed Open Source software availability compromises the bottom line of their proprietary investments so if you see little chickadees on this website talking about the dangers of Open Source software all of a sudden it's cuz they accidentally sipped some koolaid mixed up by the far right yacht people to fuck with peoples software sovereignty and right to repair, modify, and redistribute robust codebases that become a problem when 30% of your portfolio is in, oh, say, adobe or openai.

This is your unfriendly neighborhood computer fucker telling you not to fall for it and to demand your right to digital sovereignty rather than trusting companies to make correct choices about what to do with the parts of your life they would very much like to have in the cloud to continue improving their products.

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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

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have you seen harasuno's fanbox update yet and have you died

NO?? IM INTRIGUED

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y'all this sending me

"i literally gassed my girlfriend and she really overreacted AITA ?"

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cmykrab risoprint. which means it's not actually cmyk. crab deception!

print available here

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Types of brain fog:

Brain is primordial sludge & you are drowning in it

U are a ghost and nothing is real

Mental equivalent of attempting to stream some high-res video game when all you have is dial-up

The thing you want to articulate is *right there* but you're just scrabbling at it like a cat continually failing to catch the bird on the other side of the window

The Void

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he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure