#instant treats

[thepanvelite]

Sweet Delight in 5 Minutes: Microwave Milk Pedha Recipe

Quick and easy fudge-like microwave pedhas for instant dessert satisfaction.

Craving something sweet but short on time? Look no further! This recipe is your ticket to instant dessert bliss. These fudge-like, velvety soft pedhas are a breeze to make and will leave your taste buds dancing. Let’s dive right in! Ingredients (Serves 4): 1 cup condensed milk (sweetened) 1 cup milk powder (Add more if needed to maintain thick consistency) A pinch of cardamom powder or…

[raconteur-wanpi]

His exo-face got all crumpled up and Franky and Chopper weren't around, so somebody had to pick up the hammer to fix it.

[ghouljams]

wip wednesday, more Easter fic:

“No more of those silly excuses,” He hums, hands leaving your hips to tug at his belt. “Cannae think ya’d want birth control when it’s in His hands now.” You blink at him, breath quickening as you look down to watch the swift movement of his hands. “Ya never have a choice in God’s will.” He tugs his soft cock free and your breath catches in your chest. Even soft it’s big, girthy. He fucked you with that last night, and you can still feel the stretch. Panic grips your breathless chest as he strokes it.

[shinelikethunder]

corollary to those tags on the "do you know how to use a gun" post: basic firearm handling is an important life skill IF you live someplace where a random visit to some acquaintance's home carries a low but nonzero risk, akin to "it's highly unlikely the house will burn down but still worth requiring smoke detectors in building codes," that little Timmy will come into the room playing with a real handgun that his shithead idiot dad thought he could just store in an unlocked desk drawer. or where talking a suicidal friend off the ledge might involve persuading them to drop the gun long enough for you to grab it and unload it.

if that kind of emergency sounds not just rare but inconceivable in your country, awesome, i'm happy for you. if you're a USAmerican gun abhorrer in a blue-city bubble, i am fucking begging you to learn the basics of safely holding, checking, and unloading a firearm even if you have no plans to ever pull the trigger on one. the majority of US gun deaths are suicides and a significant chunk of them are accidents, and if you're ever in a position to prevent that, not knowing what to do with the damn thing except treat it like it's gonna bite your hand off will actively hinder you.

[thegreatyin]

while on the topic of iron posting. a very small very insignificant thing that i really enjoy is that nobody really harasses it for not speaking. and like. we don't know precisely why it doesn't speak. it could be because it's mute, it could be due to an unseen injury, it could just be a selective choice, it could be that it never bothered to learn human language to begin with, etc etc. but there's never been a scene (at least as far as i can recall) where mr iron is specifically called out or pressured or anything of the sort. not even by its own haters 4 haters coworkers. and yeah this is realistically probably because its an ESPECIALLY deadly space bat that could kill you six ways from sunday if you pissed it off, but also, y'know, sometimes it's really nice just having a mute character that's treated Normally for once

[qoppybirdie]

kaz takes eva to sushi convenyor belt restaurant for her bday. he is now broke 💔

this was supposed to be for eva bday but then i find out today its the unofficial kaz bday orz i did not know….

[lapdogchase]

you can put approximately one billion gallons of salt in ur instant rice and it will still somehow need more salt

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Gumdrop Poisoner // Tempt with Treats

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[yeah-w-r-i-t-e]

I see Ethan Hunt as asexual so he should, theoretically, be unseduceable. Unfortunately he instantly falls in love with everyone who shows him a shred of kindness so this is kind of null.

[fullmoonrosie]

Me, after doing bare minimum

[why-the-heck-not]

20.10.23, friday

who needs a full night of sleep when you can comp that with a cup of instant coffee that has 2 cup’s worth of instant coffee powder, a double shot hazelnut cappuccino and a double espresso? the caffeine varieties are endless

things done today:

2h lecture

1h of coding

grocery store x2 (bc i’m dumb and impulse bought that hazelnut oat milk and I got so distracted with thinking abt the cappuccino I’d make once I got home that I forgot like 40% of the things I was actually supposed to get)

[dynamitekansai]

THE USOS REUNITE WWE SMACKDOWN (OCTOBER 25, 2024)

[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

we don't talk about Helmeppo's various hair phases enough

[dea011]

i was listening to bigmouth strikes again and "sweetness, i was only joking when i said i'd like to smash every tooth in your head" felt like such a fyodor line

[shotdownbutstillalive]

Thinking about Carl

just what the fuck is going on with Carl to make him act like he does in the game

[fumifooms]

I think you made me start shipping Marchil

Your posts got me thinking about their dynamic then I wrote a fic that was supposed to be platonic but midway through I realized it could actually be interpreted as romantic too and now I'm just sad about how little time they'll have together

First of all, you have a lovely icon, second, I’m so honored… I finally read Not a bad way to go and it was soo so good like. My god!!! Pre-canon is underused and you did so many interesting things with it.

It sounded like a cruel joke, that the one who needed her concern the most was also the one least interested in it.

^^^ go read it go read it

Chilchuck was drunk enough that he needed to hold onto the walls not to fall, but apparently still sober enough to remember emotional vulnerability was his worst enemy, as he made sure to avert her eyes and said: “Namari made me come talk to you ” to make it clear he wasn't being nice voluntarily.

Yeah.

“Of course I'm scared of dying.” He scoffed. Did she really think so little of him? “But if I could choose, I would want to die doing something I love, like drinking. Or maybe fucking,”

Maybe you wish you didn’t know but my new favorite HC because of this is that Chil dies yes prematurely not of liver failure though but during coitus. Especially if marchil, the thought of him busting a nut and his heart giving out makes me laugh so hard. My god. Lmao. Oh god. Lmfao. Worst day of her life

Marcille knew Chilchuck wasn't a kid, but she often struggled to take him seriously as an adult because he was just so adorable and small. In this moment, however, she saw them exactly for what they were, even if it was just a glimpse. A sheltered, naive little girl trying to tell a tired, much more experienced man how to live the rest of his life.

Standing ovation

She tried to find an explanation to give him, but she couldn't even find one for herself. Why would she miss him? He was just Chilchuck, her coworker, Chilchuck who was cold, aloof, sometimes crass, evasive, and even outright mean. He who was level headed, reliable, trustworthy, perceptive and clever. He who had the least time left, even in a best case scenario. “I guess that despite your best efforts, there's still a lot to like about you.”

This fic goes so hard, standing ovation pt 2

“I just think it's better if we don't get too close. Don't you agree?” “I… maybe” she said, uncertain as he didn't know how to feel about that. Caring about people would only hurt her in the wrong run, she knew that, but unfortunately she couldn't help it.

I looove how they can be read to be similar on this aspect. My hand clenching around my phone as I rear up to rant about Marcille and the way she does keep people at an arm’s length subconsciously again my god my goood. Obsessed with this obsessed with this, underused for marchil. Terrified of loss through death vs rejection duo I love youuu

Brilliant ending I’m in shambles. I’m not gonna spoil it

You get marchil so much you truly do. The way they mesh, the way their views on mortality clash and both soothe & bruise… He doesn’t have much time left even in best case scenario (which Mr I won’t eat well I’ll drink and smoke a lot I’ll stress all day every day is determined to not make happen) which makes it all the more meaningful for Marcille’s arc when she learns from him to finally enjoy the present moments… It’ll only be a fraction of her life, but to him he’s giving her the rest of his life. What are some decades of love worth? Worth it, surely, if nothing else