#inside-track

[strangest-blorbo-tourney]

Strangest blorbo tourney: prelims (propaganda under the cut)

Inside-Track (Astronaut: The Best)

Vs. Harley (Pokemon: Advanced / Pokeani [the pokemon anime])

Inside-Track:

Priest to the god of money and capitalism. Values beauty and appearances above all else, to the detriment of national security. Bets against own country's success in a cold war. Multiple times. Talks big about his high standards despite being the single easiest character in the game to please and therefore squeeze money out of. Objectively one of the ugliest men I've ever seen. Seriously, find some gameplay and check out his angry face... His themed discord bot makes fun of you if you don't have any coins. (ATB spoilers from here on) I don't remember whether he was personally responsible for covering up the deaths of all those civilians in the worst war crime the country ever saw, or if he just inherited the responsibility of covering it up from his predecessors, but he did so by nearly killing one of the other gods through sheer force of marketing alone. Part of this scheme involves running a combination cutthroat casino and family fun water park.

Harley:

Only in 15 episodes. Weird fucking cactus furry. Beefs with a ten year old for literally NO reason. Objectively a terrible person, but was so weirdly liked that he ended up not being a one-off rival and got brought back time and time again. Voiced by Sonic the Hedgehog in Japanese. Voiced (partially) by Tony Nominated Broadway Actor Andrew Rannells in english. 4kids was worried about him being a shitty gay stereotype and almost changed his gender before Andrew was like "no give him to me I'll do him right." Literally has no depth to his character except shit I fucking made up about him. There is no reason I should like this stupid twink and yet I cannot look away.

[akanemnon]

Yeah, Kris is definitely NOT alright.

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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about Wade just running into a wall and Logan snapping his head around like "What the fuck are you doing !?"

Only for Wade to shake his head and hold it straight like some kind of cartoon charater. "Sorry! The player pushed the wrong button." And as he's stomping away, he's looking at the wall like "Really guys!? Infront of the Wolverine!? You're so embarrassing !!" Through grit teeth.

Logan blinks, and Al's like "Yeah he's just like that sometimes."

[15-lizards]

Fun hair stuff bc I’m sad ab what ASOIAF could have given us:

(All these fun posts can be found under #asoiaf hair and clothing) (go from the tag on this post instead of searching it on my page bc not all of them will show up :/)

(Also here’s the sequel with clothing)

(More hair styles) here’s some free cities ones

(All of this was found on Pinterest! I usually search traditional clothings from diff cultures!)

Is this not a fancy Baratheon woman who can’t wear her hair down bc the wind at storms end won’t allow it

Give the Dothraki cool beads and headwear to denote status!! Give them little additions to their culture!!

Let the northern women cover their heads their ears are COLD George

The Braavosi should wear shells and pearls bc they live by the sea god damnit

Targ girl coded and Lannister maiden pilled

[coolnonsenseworld]

More art per pdf with DanceAU boys on idle watching Allura point out the issues in their routine

linktr.ee/mezzy

[canisalbus]

Man now I'm thinking of like. You know that one lady who made a marble gravestone of her and her wife embracing because they couldn't get married legally at the time or something? Just that but your boys because I was thinking sbout how you draw fabric and characters interacting, how you mentioned there was supposed to be a bad ending or something for your plot, and then The Laws Of That Time

(I keep missing all the plot posts somehow lmao really gotta check it all out)

I find myself thinking of this a lot:

[idanit]

oh, to be a fly on the wall in the mind of the artist who drew the illustration for the front cover of the first edition of "Carry on, Jeeves"

[dailymanners]

If you live in a place that gets snow, always kick the snow off of your shoes or boots as best as you can before entering any homes, businesses, vehicles, or anywhere the snow could make a mess.

With entering homes and business you can just kick the toe of your shoes or boots on the ground until you get off as much snow from your shoes or boots as you possibly can.

With vehicles it can be a little more tricky because there's often snow on the ground around the vehicle, but quite a few people don't like having their car kicked. So what you can do when entering vehicles is sit first, while keeping your feet outside the vehicle, then kick your feet together until you've gotten all or most of the snow off.

When snow melts it makes an awful and miserable mess. Anyone who's worked in a store or restaurant over the winter in a snowy place will tell you how miserable it is to have to constantly mop up all the dirty slushy water all day.

And most people aren't going to want their home or car to have a dirty slushy mess all over the floor either. The snow stuck to our shoes and boots often has other debris in it, like dirt or salt.

Give people the courtesy of minimizing how much they'll have to mop up the floor over the winter by minimizing how much snow / slush / dirt / salt you're dragging into their home / workplace / vehicle.

[sequs-art-box]

The two A's inside my head.

[darkcreamz95]

🔍 Nace, Nace, Detektiv 🕵️

[goldengirlgalaxy]

After Danny has managed to smooth things over with his rogues, helping them cope with their obsessions in ways that don't cause massive property damage for the living, he ends up getting some lessons from a few of them on different topics.

Technus ends up teaching Danny how to properly overshadow and upgrade electronics.

So when, for one reason or another, Danny ends up in the DC universe, he decides to have some fun when he learns about this world's thing with superheroes.

The next time Superman is dealing with a robbery, a car suddenly appears with a black and white color scheme, and starts to heckle the robbers before stopping their car with some kind of tow line.

Wonder Woman ends up encountering a talking fan that somehow manages to produce gusts of wind strong enough to take most people off their feet.

The Joker hijacks a news broadcast to announce his next plan, only for the camera system to come to life and record the mad clown getting the tied up by wires and beaten up by boom mikes.

The Flash gets some help from a living heater that can shoot flames.

Captain Marvel ends up befriending a talking vending machine that throws concussive soda cans at villains. And can also dispense normal drinks.

Someone ends up meeting a talking phone that just so happens to have a recording of the big bad's evil monologue.

Strange machines suddenly come to life all around the world, often helping various heroes. It's gotten to the point several Justice League Members are betting on who gets a mechanical partner next, and what form they're going to be in. The only thing about this mysterious hero that the Justice League knows is that he goes by the name Rotom.

(Whether or not the DC universe has Pokemon in order for them to get the reference is up to you)

[muxas-world]

Marc sayin 1.he don’t thinks vale is lookin for a war 2.one just has to messure the words when talking abaut the other one cause if no it messy 3.even if vale is looking for a fight if one dosent want one then is not happening

[pnwander]

and if I wish the owl luck, and I do, what am I wishing for that other soft life, climbing through the snow? What we must do, I suppose is to hope the world keeps its balance: what we are to do, however, with our hearts waiting and watching--truly I do not know.

–Mary Oliver, "The Owl Who Comes"

[pineappical]

very good friends

[lucabyte]

who's this asshole?

part one - (link)

[neonhellscape]

gay tech priests standing by a computer, colourised