#insane joker

[meziniart]

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

[lotus-pear]

nothing can best the bond between a boy and his cat (ref)

[basalting]

after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"

it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.

[jey-chan]

Danny: jejeje

batfam member: ... what?

Danny: i just imagined the face of the joker if i would impresionate the dead robin.

batkidds:....

Danny: but that would be rude so..

Jakson: i will give you permison and $15 for the record of that.

Alfred sudenly apering from no where: and there would be a cake if that case should be.

Cut to the joker beging to be let in on tha Asylum, cause this ghostly bird is not stoping to T pose and saying random things more insane that his mind.

[saintlucretia]

the feeling when your fictional crush is so wild you can't even defend them:

[profoundathletecowboybanana]

We don’t see Insane Nightwing enough for my tastes like:

This mf listens to NO ONE if he doesn’t want to and everyone just goes “omg what a great leader always with a better plan.”

Argues with fucking BATMAN of all people and is not a stranger to winning said arguments.

Has been kicking villain ass since 8 years old and can figure out what your great-great-great aunt twice removed was doing on April 16, 1721 and will use it as blackmail for your entire bloodline.

Probably still uses Facebook.

Would 100% wear Velcro Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers and outrun you in them only to do a quadruple backflip at the finish line as his victory dance.

He knows the exact behavior patterns and personalities of his entire team/family/coworkers and can plan their movements/reactions to near perfection in almost any circumstance. Has used this to prank them.

Learned how to cook out of spite to prove to Bruce he could live on his own (after one of the aforementioned fights. Also, after proving he could live on his own, was not immediately alerted to his little brother’s passing because Bruce has a Complex).

“Tim! Tie your shoes when you walk down the stairs you could trip and get hurt!” “You literally just got shot please worry about yourself for once??”

Has trained under Batman’s pacifistic “no killing” policy and then also fucking Deathstroke the Assassin and Mercenary. Neither one was particularly kind to his psyche

Killed the joker but imo was very justified and not insane at all. But also just sort of just… let blockbuster get killed that one time. Has also killed others

The whole vampire series??? I still haven’t read that one yet but everything I’ve heard about it has been against my will

Has had beef with multiple children (special shoutout to Jason Todd)

Somehow made peace with his family after Bruce allowed all of his other children to don the name Robin, which was given to Dick by his Very Dead mother (and of which the meaning how now been diluted and the connection to his parents severed)

Please add on to this if yall think of anymore bc I just know that man has his Moments

[4sh-n4]

AU where bruce and co. (his entire hoarde of kids, even jason in disguise) are at a gala. And it's a really big gala, party of the year type of thing in Gotham, absolutely unmissable. And usually, even the rogues know that this night is off limits, so it's relatively safe. So, they're all at this gala, right?

And then the joker crashes it because he has no respect for Gotham traditions. Breaks in through a window, yada yada. He starts to go on this whole villain speech as per usual, and everyone is waiting for the heroes to come. But all the heroes are at the gala, in their civilian identities, with a thousand eyes on them. No one can reasonably slip away, except for maybe jason, who's already seething mad and ready to attack. But with the chaos and people trying to get away, all the exits are blocked, and his helmet is at home.

Bruce is at the front of the crowd, facing the Joker. Joker sees him and makes a comment about Jason, and goes on about how Bruce must've felt when his baby died. And then he brings up how he killed the little birdie too, just a few days before the terrorist attacks that allegedly killed Jason. And he mentions how much he tortured Robin before his death, and Bruce snaps.

He leaps forward, absolutely hammering the shit out of the joker. Beats him up so bad, no finesse or technique to it, just pure rage. His kids try to pull him off, to no avail. No one else even tries. By the end of it, by the time the police arrive, the joker is more blood than body, and Bruce has finally calmed down. Everyone is just staring at him in shock, understandably. (The joker ends up in hospital, paralysed and in a coma)

His kids all drag Bruce home and give him an entire lecture about his persona and how his cover has probably been blown. About excessive violence and how he refused to kill joker but then pulled this in public?? They're all worried about the fallout in the news the next day.

No one sleeps that night, for various reasons, but then when the newspaper comes out the next morning... there's just nothing bad written?? The headline is something about Bruce being a hero for saving everyone from the joker, but there's no other mention about Batman or anything else.

Turns out, no one in Gotham is surprised that Brucie Wayne, no 1 airhead, beat up the joker because "did you SEE him as a teenager?? We were all just glad when he came from his travels pretending to be stupid instead of picking fights with everyone. If anything, it's understandable that he snapped, I would too if a clown started bragging about killing my son." The only reason no one brought up his violent past is because they were worried he would revert back to that behaviour.

[strawberrybyers]

being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum

[nikthesoup5]

"Dependent?"

Excited to be able to share this :)

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[the-muppet-joker]

I thought you were a dark feminist how can you let Adam erase Christmas Eve. Not a good dark feminist. Do better

I AM BIGENDER AND FEEL NO REMORSE

I AM ADAM AND EVE AND AN APPLE THEMED HORSE

YOU'VE MUPPED WITH THE WRONG ONE, COME FEEL MY FIST

I'M MUPPET. I'M JOKER. I'M DARK FEMINIST!

[itsallaboutbl]

Wanna be my boyfriend?

[divineandmajesticinone]

JACK X JOKE TATTOO X ARAN SAVE X HOPE

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[hi-cassiel]

First date went well, took him to the bathroom to mess up his hair and give him my glasses so none of his fans would recognise him 🤗

[sherrymagic]

I'll take the last flyer, so I can keep it as a keepsake. Go for it.

Yin Anan as JACK and War Wanarat as JOKER JACK & JOKER | EP. 10

[anpanman95]

you know what gets me the most about this moment?

there’s a fucking bomb around his neck threatening to go off at any second yet Jack still made him laugh like that

that’s how you know he’s the fucking one for you.

that or they’re both very sick in the head I’m afraid