#informative shitpost

[kirinposting]

In celebration of Ishin’s release in a few days, I’m bringing you information that everyone (no one) has been waiting for: What would Hijikata sing in the karaoke minigame? He’s the only friend that doesn’t sing (unless RGG decided to change this in the remake. We’ll see.)

A kyoudai from Reddit shared a video of Hijikata’s VA singing about a certain historical figure. Now we have a potential candidate for his karaoke song:

- Linky Link - Note from OP: He’s singing about shogun Iemitsu Tokugawa.

Iemitsu was the 3rd Tokugawa shogun. Yoshinobu (Daigo) is the 15th one. The song could still work if you change the names, unless there’s something specific in the lyrics that I’m missing because I don’t speak Japanese.

(Yes, I think Minekata simping for Daigonobu is amusing. He simps in all universes.)

*All credits for this discovery go to the Reddit kyoudai jack-468. Credits to Shido Nakamura for making this shitpost possible with his amazing performance. Shipping brainrot thoughts are my own.

[ohwormwood]

i had to do it

it was all i could think of for 2 days

[greetings-inferiors]

[i-like-rocks22]

I don't think we can talk about how gross it is that channel 4 is focussing on bakers being unwell and leaving the competition early and fainting mid-show without talking about COVID.

Like I know the style of the show has changed in recent years, with more focus on the drama (RIP Mel and Sue you would never have let this happen) but it is not normal for people to be ill like this.

Bakeoff is filmed in the summer, when seasonal illnesses are usually lower. We used to rarely get someone off for a week but that was it. However, COVID isn't seasonal. For the last few seasons since 2020 this has been very common; contestants and hosts off regularly during the season.

COVID was surging over the summer. I do not believe these things are unrelated.

[undead-knick-knack]

[amburuthings]

– Vir shiral malasa, bellanaris.

[poisonandpages]

So sick of the whole debate of "Is (X) punk?" "Does (Y) count as punk?" "(Z) is a punk action, actually". Everybody knows the only way to be truly punk is to agree to go to Texas and "disappear" as a publicity stunt, go to Paris instead, be actually reported as a missing person by your manager and bandmates, get blackout drunk by having ten pints in a row, and only regain consciousness to find out you're already halfway through running the Paris marathon. If you haven't done that you're a fuckin poser.

[shrugsinchinese]

Braius tries to be a home-wrecker as revenge against Jester by flirting with Fjord. Like “you ruined my life, I’ll ruin yours by stealing your husband”

To his irritation, Jester is just giggling and waggling her eyebrows due to how flustered Fjord is. Maybe she’ll even sketch this scene to save the idea for a Chastity’s Nook story

Veth instead becomes insanely jealous and once again becomes Fjord’s number one opp, reigniting their rivalry

Fjord, as usual, is the ultimate ‘put in situations’ guy

Bell’s Hells is watching this play out like it’s a telenovela.

M9 is watching this play out like it’s an everyday occurrence

[shoechoe]

you know what sure

[starheirxero]

LETS GO CANON ENBY LUNAR RAAAAAHAHGGGGGARRAGARARAEAGGARW

[spark-circuit]

yesod, hong lu just got eaten by a giant aztec calendar. can you give us a few.

[superconfusedcoryn]

King Charles got diagnosed with cancer

[silly-chiroptera]

important things are being discussed and important thoughts are being thunk

[toxintouch]

I ignored my cancellation alarm and accidentally paid for another yearly subscription of photoshop which means I am now ~ financially obligated ~ to share my shitposts.

TO BE CLEAR the Senobium is NOT brat this is the senobium after Leander becomes God president

[jtl-fics]

No one on this planet can convince me that Kevin Day knows what to do at a gas station.

[izel-scribbles]

ohhh i get it. so it will come back is jarthur from john's pov and francesca is from arthur's pov