#infinite monkey

[etirabys]

was daydreaming about my schlocky "bastard daughter returns to the magical world to take revenge on her father's clan" story and thought of a juicy intro sequence

enraged mom who was pregnant at time of exile from the magical world raises daughter into the Perfect Revenge Weapon

when the daughter is ~10, the mom meets a really nice guy, chills out, heals, possibly goes to church or whatever. decides she will become a Progressive American Mom, and is reasonably successful at this transformation

when the daughter is 17, the mom dies of complications from the torture she underwent during the clan warfare that drove her out of the magical world

at the mom's deathbed, the girl is like "hey btw. I'm still prepared to do the revenge sequence. I'd be delighted"

the mom is all "no no I'm good now, I've moved on, I've accepted Jesus into my heart and let go of hatred"

the daughter goes Lady Macbeth on her mom and talks her around. "aww come on I'd do all the work, think of all the unfinished business you have (much of which idk the specifics of, frankly, but I'm a bloodthirsty teenager, so do I really need the full story before I go ahead…)"

the mom cannot resist the temptation. she tells the daughter where the portals are, who to contact, on arrival, etc

dies

daughter goes ahead and starts ruining lives

it's going to be years before she realized that she wronged her mother by undoing her endorsed personal changes in the last hours of her life

[brandyschillace]

Me: I should be finishing my revisions

My brain: The infinite monkey theorem= monkeys hitting typewriter keys at random for an infinite amount of time will type the complete works of William Shakespeare. What’s funny is that this is what happened, and it didn’t take infinity. It took evolution. Monkey ancestor to Shakespeare: about 6 million years.

IN ANIMAL MAN 25 Published monthly by DC Comics Inc. 606 Fith Avenue, New York, NY 10100

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

@sylph-of-gender replied to your post “In a few days it will be 4/13, the 13th day of the 4th month. I hope everyone on the 13th of every month knows how much I love...”

SHE KNOWS

I do know! I love you so much, T!

[etirabys]

interesting question that I had no immediate answer to; I had to informally graph the short stories I've written in the past few years before knowing to click option 1:

[magic-worms]

so like i did not expect at all for my tf2 baboon post to get so popular or to see a ton of new followers from it. but that’s what happened. i can’t believe you guys like isa so much

you like her?? my little baby monkey?? my seven year old sweet little baby typing monkey??? well you’re in luck because i like her too and i haven’t been able to stop drawing her. here’s some family doodles

+ a couple scoutlings ^_^

[moob-knight]

"Riddler, what are your pronouns???"

[kineticallyanywhere]

Monkey’s Paw pages 158-162 ( START HERE || ao3 || previous || next ) AU after episode 62. The Omega Dads try a more desperate gambit, but   careful what you wish for. Our dads find alternate versions of themselves in a strange dreamscape. If you die in the dream,doyou die in real life?

Is Freddie's commitment to the non-magic bit so important to me? yes. its so freaking funny.

is it also fun to let glenn be a 16th level bard. also yes.

Anyway! Welcome the GEEZERS to the big ol bottle of chemicals I'm shaking. this time place your best on which one is about to get got :))))))

[immaterial-pearl]

I thought this was about adam trc for a moment. Gansey ass post.

Need heavily pregnant Adam from Saw type twink wife to start feeding me drain cleaner when i get up in the morning. he'll tell me it's Gatorade but i know it's drain cleaner each time but i chug away so that he never forgets that i love him

[wronghands1]

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

warp speed chic 🧡

[etirabys]

I think one of my problems with plotting fiction longer than 15K is that I fundamentally do not like it when things happen, in the real world, that involve having to go places or move objects. My ideal conflict is someone sitting in a quiet room (that is not described) staring at a math puzzle to decode some emotionally important message. I would prefer not to describe their locomotion in and out of that room either. I don't want to depict people who have more active lifestyles than me, a remote worker who stresses herself out constantly about absolutely nothing. I am well aware that this is a lethal flaw in a fiction writer

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Don't you understand!? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet!

[sketching-shark]

2025 is the year I aim to go full hog with the body horror potential inherent in Sun Wukong's whole deal <3

[greedgirl99]

Infinite monkeys theorem

Giving the leaks, that I'm not going to talk about much, the only thing is that Alastor is still injured, knowing that it's very possible that we already had written the complete season 2 of Hazbin somewhere in Ao3

Let me explain.

"The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, including the complete works of William Shakespeare. In fact, the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times"

How many Fanfictions are there about Alastor being injured? Many. Tons.

So knowing that, assuming that we are the monkeys, we had written it already guys.

[cu-te]

Małpa D Luffy 😎 (his face says haha :D but the eyes say unhinged 💀)

[jan-silan]

one of my favourite wikipedia image captions