#monkeys paw

[alphahobo123]

War

[kineticallyanywhere]

Monkey’s Paw pages 148-151 ( START HERE || ao3 || previous || next ) AU after episode 62. The Omega Dads try a more desperate gambit, but   careful what you wish for. Our dads find alternate versions of themselves in a strange dreamscape.Ifyou die in the dream,doyou die in real life?

heeeeeyyyyy I've been through like 3 major life shifts since the last update lol

ANYWAY this Henry and Hen conversation is literally like a thousand words long total. i actually made it longer on purpose. I was like 'hm. this is a lot of talking... but is it enough talking?' and I thought back to the transcriptions of Will's characters' major scenes and said a definitive 'No.'

[dragon-appreciator-fray]

I would be willing to drag the friends I know and love into playing Mabinogi with me, actually.

This is definitely not me willingly trapping everyone I know and love inside my favorite MMO.

[redsediment]

[talefoundryshow]

Death magic is more than skin deep…

[nathanolsenart]

For the Good of All Mankind

[halcyyan]

oc_tober 10: pantheon week

FORTUNE

[trobedgirldads]

i think it’s genuinely so interesting that it’s canon that oliver is the only kid they actually planned, but also that he’s katie’s least favorite. kinda monkey’s paw-esque idk

[env0]

So this is what the Genie said when they told me wishing to be a veey likable person wouldn't be what I want.

[henarten]

monkeys paw superpowers;

swimming works by Minecraft logic where as long as you’re touching EVEN A LITTLE water you can swim as though you’re completely submerged (yes, this means you can swim in rain because all water follows the same physics in our universe)

as the wettest creature in upstate, i thought you’d be a good person to pick a downside

The downside is this also applies to things like taking a shower and you can't manually turn it off if youre wet

[idontstopyappin]

Idk maybe I have a complex but I genuinely think I could outsmart the monkeys paw.

Like, "the monkeys paw will grant your wish but do so in an awful way, still technically fulfilling what you asked of it" okay so my first wish is that the monkeys paw won't make bad things happen.

And I know what you're probably thinking, "well, the monkeys paw won't let good things happen either then." Okay so then I'll wish that good things happen without the consequences caused by the monkeys paw.

Then it'd be like, "the bad things will happen before the good things, subsequently nullifying the term consequences". Cool, I wish for only good things with no strings attached and no bad things.

Like, I feel like all you need is to be very specific with what you wish upon the paw so that it just runs out of ideas.

I'll get the paw and wish for world peace without the planet being destroyed, without humans going instinct or having anything happen to us collectively or individually that alters who we are mentally, physically, or emotionally, and without any harm coming to the plants, animals, or any change occurring to atoms or molecules, everything stays ideal but now there is peace and peace is defined as no wars, no oppression, no murder, and generally no morally terrible crime, and everyone has enough food and water to not starve.

Whats the paw going to do, huh? Just fucking kill me now?

[alphahobo123]

Escape!

[kineticallyanywhere]

Monkey’s Paw pages 144-147 ( START HERE || ao3 || previous || next ) AU after episode 62. The Omega Dads try a more desperate gambit, but   careful what you wish for. Our dads find alternate versions of themselves in a strange dreamscape. If you die in the dream, do you die in real life?

"three psych outs in a row is that good writing" let me COOK

anyway hey guys im still alive. these pages just did not wanna happen. mostly panelings fault. finished not perfect, amiright?

[freerangecatmilk-blog]

Meds kinda feel like a monkeys paw curse. Like "I wish I wasn't sad" *no boner* and "I wanna focus so hard that I gets only A+'s" *no boner + nose bleeds"

[shittydirkdail]

have you ever seen yugioh? unrelated, but ive got this pyramid amulet i dont want anymore and was wandering if i could pawn it off on you

Yeah I've seen Yu-Gi-Oh! Though I don't remember this from the anime.

[saintcarlyon]

me: I wish stores would sell more women’s cargo pants.

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