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Pretty fucked up that we use the name of the sun god for the machines we send to the moon. Like he's not even on the moon dude, different space thing.

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Can very very very very small bugs see atoms? The very very little ones?

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Does anyone else think it's really cool how we have photographically evidence of what the stars look like now, so in thousands of years future historians will be able to look at the sky and see how much they've changed. Because I do.

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Idk maybe I have a complex but I genuinely think I could outsmart the monkeys paw.

Like, "the monkeys paw will grant your wish but do so in an awful way, still technically fulfilling what you asked of it" okay so my first wish is that the monkeys paw won't make bad things happen.

And I know what you're probably thinking, "well, the monkeys paw won't let good things happen either then." Okay so then I'll wish that good things happen without the consequences caused by the monkeys paw.

Then it'd be like, "the bad things will happen before the good things, subsequently nullifying the term consequences". Cool, I wish for only good things with no strings attached and no bad things.

Like, I feel like all you need is to be very specific with what you wish upon the paw so that it just runs out of ideas.

I'll get the paw and wish for world peace without the planet being destroyed, without humans going instinct or having anything happen to us collectively or individually that alters who we are mentally, physically, or emotionally, and without any harm coming to the plants, animals, or any change occurring to atoms or molecules, everything stays ideal but now there is peace and peace is defined as no wars, no oppression, no murder, and generally no morally terrible crime, and everyone has enough food and water to not starve.

Whats the paw going to do, huh? Just fucking kill me now?

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"Trapped in the backrooms" this "clipped into the backrooms" that, in my day we pulled a cartoon mallet out of hammerspace to comically bonk our enemies head and called it a day

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Alright I'm done with the braincell who wants it?

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Mmmm the brain is buzzin im gonna sleep SO good hey guys whays that nois—