#shitty dirk dail

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Opinions on dirkuu? o////o

Who the fuck is Dirkuu?

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TT: Oh, yeah. Old habits die hard. So glad my apartment is right next door to your mansion, Rox.

TT:Do you need me to pick up anything? Popcorn, a drink, a majestic wizard?

TT: I got your cat headband right here.

TT: Roxy, I need to know. Did you get the cat ear headband I sendificated over to you? -shittydirkdail

TG: ok and then wat

TG: rite ok i did that

TG: well u dont need 2 get all snippy w me!! im jus tryin 2–

TG: O HI

TG: no i didnt but yk u can jus… come over to my house ???

TG: we live like right next door 2 each other silly filly

TG: umm

TG: i totally want that headband tho bring it here dirk thee stallion

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dirk. is that a spider

What? No, that's just the pizza delivery guy.

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oh no, someone turned the shitty dirk into a cat! what will he do?

Sharpen my claws, lay around and fuckin' nap for hours, plot world domination. You know, cat things.

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obama x rainbow dash 100k words slowburn enemies to friends to lovers

thoughts?

It has a lot of potential. Now you may think I'm a bit possessive of my favorite pony, but I assure you, as long as she's open with her communication, I would graciously accept her polyamorous relationship with Obama, with so much fuckin' maturity and respect.

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What do you think about Applejack? Do you like her? I think you and her are similar because you're both texans, orange, and the smart assholes of the friend group.

Wait a fuckin' minute, anon. Firstly, Applejack isn't even American. She's from Ponyville. Do you even know your basic geography? She is "vaguely southern". Secondly, anon, she's not even *close* to being a smart asshole. She has a whole character arc dedicated to the fact that she is too polite. I won't let you besmirch her good character like that, okay, bro? Don't come here and fuckin' show your ass like that ever again, bro.

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Deposits The Gaussian Blur Wizard Who Gaussian Blurs You In Your Inbox.

Fuck, he's on the offensive.

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hi dirk!!! - @poorly-drawn-harley-kennel

TT: Hi Jade, fellow mentally ill person. Let's make robots together and have them fuckin' fight in an epic rap battle. Mine of course will win with my excellent grasp on the English language, but I digress.

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Anyway, Applejack and I are fuckin' chilling out.

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whips and nae naes on you

Who in the what now?

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I'm throwing shitty DirkRoxy at all of you and fuckin' running away.

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Dirk, Pokemon or Digimon?

Digimon is the obvious and superior choice. Fuckin' love that shit.

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ahem. gives dirk a small dog. Perhaps even a chihuahua

Thank you anon... this is dog number two. First Lava Lamp, now this fuckin' guy.

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Alright, first of all, sugarfreerooibos I had you tagged as anon and didn't realize. Honest mistake. Secondly, apology to all followers as I fell off the daily grind due to mental and physical health issues. Tooth pain fuckin' sucks a bag of dicks. We should be back to a semi-regular grindset as of tonight because I can't ever fall asleep. Thank you all and keep fuckin' grinding on.

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do you know Yuri?

The guy who's on ice? The genre of Japanese media involving at least two women? I know a couple Yuris, anon, you're going to have to be specific-

Come closer, anon, and fuckin' say that again.

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Have you ever played castlecrashers

I've never crashed a castle in my life.